Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast
164 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 331 ratingsEveryone's a critic, even with porn. Alice Vaughn and co-hosts, discuss the holes and the plot holes of your favorite porn. They're joined by comedians, porn stars, scientists, authors to review films, discuss the industry, and topics that are porn/sex adjacent.
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#108- The Pundit Who Shagged Me
October 08, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 93 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by esteemed VP Candidate of The Rouge Whig Party, Andrew Heaton (@MightyHeaton)! We talk d'Entremont-Heaton ticket, statue conspiracy theories, zero g sex, cryogenics, Patrick Stewart was poop, jewish foreskin engineers, British teeth and eyeball scurvy. Become a Patreon for a BONUS episode with Andrew and the TGOM ladies! Support us via Paypal! Find more of Andrew Heaton here! His Website Alienating the Audience Podcast The Political Orphanage Podcast
#107- Sex Talk with Cam's Mom
October 01, 2020 22:30 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by son & mother duo, Cam and KarenLee, from Sex Talk With My Mom (@SexTalkPodcast)! The foursome discuss STDs vs COVID, one night stands, norah jones, TikTok, trauma bonding, spitting clowns, and more! Support the show by becoming a Patreon! Or donate via Paypal!
#106- The Dolly Parton of Porn
September 25, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by adult actress, Sofia Rose (@BbwSofiaRose)! The trio discuss changing narratives, feederism, tits curing COVID, breaking noses with butts, fake boobs, ball kicking, mental health, and being a humanitarian. Support the show by becoming a Patreon! Or donate via Paypal!
#105- Pirates
September 17, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & cam girl Savannah Solo (@savannah_solo)! The trio discuss canned meat, Maine, bras on people in caskets, John Wick, goats, anti-vaxxers, ear & vaginal candling, and more...all while Alice accidentally gets progressively more drunk. Use code TGOM at My.Bookie and get $1000 in FREE PLAY on them! Become a Patreon & support the show for a BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Or donate via Paypal!
#104- The Hole
September 10, 2020 13:00 - 58 minutes - 79.9 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Watt's the Safeword co-host, Kristofer Weston (@KristoferWeston)! Aside from reviewing the porn parody of The Ring, appropriately named "The Hole", the trio discusses Kristofer's days of directing porn, Caverject, straight guys doing gay porn, organizing an orgy, how to clean your butt, sex toys from WISH, and more! Become a patreon and get a BONUS episode discussing puppy play, tanks, flipping houses, otters, and more! Or donate via Paypal! Use code TGOM...
#103- The Loin King
September 03, 2020 00:00 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by adult performer & comedian Rodrick Jackson (@RodJacksonXXX)! The trio review the live action, MUSICAL porn, The Loin King. We also discuss if Scar did anything wrong, don't bone your heroes, lion years, sex with Amazonian woman, porn for women and more! Use code TGOM at My.Bookie and get $1000 in FREE PLAY on them! Become a Patreon & support the show for a BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Or donate via Paypal!
#102-Sara Jay's WAP
August 27, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 98.8 MBYvette & Alice are joined by Hall of Famer and mogul, Sara Jay (@SaraJayXXX)! The trio discuss why they're disappointed in Terry crews, weather conspiracy theories, airbnb's tech discrimination, reforming the word interracial, changing parts of the industry, projectile poop, and the most annoying scene ever. Support the show and get the video version over at Patreon! Or support the show via Paypal!
#101- Flashdance
August 20, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBAlice & Natalia are joined by filmographer, Sharon Pieczenik, to review "OMG...It's the Flashdance XXX parody"! The trio discuss Sharon's brief time directing porn, porn that turns us on, trademarks, terrible domain names, punching up scripts, animals on set, and arguing whether or not the 1980's Flashdance is a good or bad movie. Support the show on Patreon!
#100- Blow Shit Up
August 12, 2020 12:30 - 1 hour - 98.6 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Cindy Gallop (@cindygallop), founder of MakeLoveNotPorn! The trio discuss real sex versus porn sex, sexual values, consent, tech sex bans, micro-actions everyone can do to elicit change, and how to get an absurd deal on an apartment. Support the show and get the FULL unedited video version!
#99- Buffy the Vampire Banger
August 06, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 85.2 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by friend Brandon Ellyson (@GrrArghCast) to review "Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX". Aside from breaking down the porn, the trio discuss Wayfair conspiracies, Stephen hawking getting lap dances, a terrible non profit idea, and Epstein conspiracy theories. Listen to Brandon's show here! Support the show and get the unedited video version!
#98-Jurassic Wood
July 30, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian Sherrod Small (@Sherrod_Small) to review Woodrocket's take on Jurassic Park and see if hybrid pornstar dinosaurs make the cut! The trio discusses Penis Island, bird dicks, lava facts, faux meat, and more! Support the show, watch the full video, & see Yvette's new vibrator! Find more of Sherrod Small here!
#97- Manhattan Madam
July 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 94.1 MBYvette & Alice are joined by Kristin Davis (@manhattanmadam) who tells us what it was like running one of the largest escort agencies, federal prison, being locked in solitary, laundering money, getting money from clients, and more. Support the show and get the full video on Patreon!
#96- RealDoll
July 16, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Michael Wilson (@Michael86Wilson), Co-Owner & Production Manager of RealDoll (@AbyssCreations). The trio discuss his humble beginnings casting his own dick to RealDoll, image rights, AI & tech, automation, cleanup & maintenance, triple tits, ethics and sex toy regulations. Get your own RealDoll or RealCock here! Support the show via our Patreon
#95- The Sex Files
July 09, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 119 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & adult actress Sovereign Syre (@SovereignSyre) to discuss religion making people guily about eating ass, what will be considered the "lobotomy" of our generation, what's wrong with porn plots, COVID vaccines, not preying on your fan base, and Mr. Number. Support the show on Patreon! Find more of Sovereign here: http://sovereignsyre.net
#94- The Devil In Miss Jones
July 02, 2020 14:30 - 52 minutes - 72.6 MBAlice & Yvette sit down this week to review a film from the Golden Age of Porn--The Devil In Miss Jones. The ladies discuss guilty pleasures, mockbusters, bacterial vaginosis, snakes, CHAZ, and jingles. Support the show on Patreon for exclusive content!
#93- Circus of Books
June 25, 2020 00:00 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Rachel Mason (@RachelMasonArt), director of the new Netflix documentary "Circus of Books". We discuss the history of Circus of Books, making the film around her family, cancel culture, the AIDs epidemic, forcing inclusivity, and obscenity laws. Support us on Patreon!
#92- Sex with Sunny Megatron
June 17, 2020 23:06 - 58 minutes - 80.8 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by fellow sex educator, Sunny Megatron (@sunnymegatron)! The trio discuss whether we draw the line on abortion, trademark laws, hot serial killers, electric wand play, counterfeit sex toys, clown play, getting hot with insects, and more! Listen to an extra Patreon EXCLUSIVE episode with Sunny over at: patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
#91- Storm of Kings
June 10, 2020 23:30 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & RISK! host, Kevin Allison (@TheKevinAllison) to review the Brazzer's Game of Thrones porn parody, Storm of Kings. The trio talks about the importance of how to choke, tasting pee, dragon fetishes, figging, accents, and more! Support us on Patreon for an EXCLUSIVE extra episode with Kevin! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
#90- Evan Fucking Stone
June 04, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 97.1 MBThe man, the myth, the porn legend...who's not Ron Jeremy, EVAN STONE joins Alice & Yvette on this week's episode. The trio chat about how he got into porn, his best and worst moments, wrestling, breaking the bed, and more! Don't forget to support the show on Patreon to see the video version and see Evan's giant "balls"
#89- Bowsette Porn
May 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBAlice & Natalia are joined by comedian Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) to discuss not one, but two Super Mario porns. We discuss if the pandemic is the right time to be on mushrooms, is Mario Dr. Kevorkian, bad bowser costumes, Princess Peaches' vibrator, and more Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
#88- What is "Jeopardy Porn?"
May 20, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Friendly atheist and Jeopardy winner/loser Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) to review This Ain't Jeopardy XXX. Learn what it takes to get on Jeopardy, behind the scenes production, and how non-Canadian they made porn Alex Trebek out to be. Support the show on Patreon & get the full video version!
#87- Dirty Jersey
May 13, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian and world record holder, Aaron Berg (@aaronbergcomedy) to review the Jersey Shore porn parody. The trio talk about Guidos, Jersey, stripper stories, godfather references, and how to get out of jail using COVID. Support the show on Patreon
#86- The Goo Place
May 07, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBAlice & Natalia are going the bad place for review The Good Place Porn Parody with comedian Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau). Along the way, the trio learn about tree sizes, clown college, Florida's media laws, Lou Bega and 9/11, and the Humpty Dance. Don't forget to support the show!
#85- Dragon Boob Z
April 30, 2020 00:00 - 49 minutes - 68.5 MBYvette & Alice are joined by comedian-rapper, Open Mike Eagle, (@Mike_Eagle) to review the porn version of the anime classic, Dragon Ball Z. This episode we learn about 30 years worth of cartoons, Japanese family businesses, craigslist, body paint, and more. Watch the full video and support us on Patreon
#84- Tell Me What You Want
April 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 93 MBAlice & Natalia are joined by social psychologist Dr. Justin Lehmiller (@JustinLehmiller) to discuss all your fantasies--threesomes, cuckholding, necrophilia, what makes a successful friends with benefits, politicians you're fantasizing about, dick pic studies, and more! Support us on Patreon See more of Justin's research: https://www.lehmiller.com
#83- Fire Bush
April 16, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes - 70.6 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by adult performer, Lauren Philips (@laurenfillsup). The ladies discuss Tiger King, video games, teleprompters, custom clips going too far, porn pee standards, porn moratoriums, and more! Support the show on Patreon!
#82- How Cum
April 08, 2020 22:01 - 1 hour - 101 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian and host of "How Cum" podcast, Remy Kassimir (@RemyKassimir). The trio discuss what to do if you've never experienced the big O and review the porn version of the hit 90's movie Clueless...Cumless. Support the show on Patreon This episode is sponsored by Emojibator! Use code: TWOGIRLS for 15% OFF
#81- Perv City
April 02, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Suzanne (@suzannehatesyou) content creator behind Perv City! This week the trio dives into topics like plunger dick, coronavirus in bat asses, puke fetish, porn casting, and more. Support us on Patreon! This episode is sponsored by Emojibator! Use code: TWOGIRLS for 15% OFF
#80- All American Butthole
March 31, 2020 16:00 - 55 minutes - 75.8 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by pornstar, Kenna James (@kennajames21). The ladies struggle to review Twilight porn, talk historical vampires, conovavirus updates, abstinence porn, weird porn sets, and more. Become a Patreon to see Kenna's exclusive anus, and support the show Get 15% OFF www.emojibator.com with code: TWOGIRLS
#79- Buck Angel
March 18, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by the original tranpa, Buck Angel (@BuckAngel)! The trio discusses cancel culture, coronavirus, trans activism, being misrepresented, GI Joe having a vagina, and more! Make sure to support the show on Patreon Use code: TWOGIRLS at Blue Chew for your 1st FREE ORDER
#78- Squeal PayPiggy
March 11, 2020 23:00 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by an AVN award winning dom, Violet Doll (@VioletDoll)! She whips the ladies into learning all about financial humiliation, and how it's not all easy money (unless you're doing an ATM run), and more. Become our pay pigs and support the show on Patreon!
#77- The Gang Makes A Porno
March 04, 2020 02:39 - 1 hour - 112 MBYvette & Alice are joined by their friend, satirist, and Science Enthusiast, Dan Broadbent (@aSciEnthusiast), to review It's Always Sunny Porn. The gang also gives you an update on coronavirus, the science of potatoes in the ass, who stole Jesus's foreskin, and dead men ejaculating. Support us on Patreon!
#76- Love Emergency
February 26, 2020 16:33 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBYvette & Alice are joined by the Frotcast's Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) to review an original porno plot: LOVE EMERGENCY. A love story about panhandling-dropout that accidentally becomes an emergency room doctor and tries to keep his job to win over a nurse. Support us on Patreon! Check out the Frotcast! Use code: TWOGIRLS at Blue Chew for your 1st FREE ORDER
#75- Space Nuts
February 19, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBYvette & Alice have a foursome with comedians Matt & Mattingly (@HeyScoops) to review Space Nuts! Join them as they review the the sci-fi flick that parodies dozens of movies from the last 35 years and make a number of dad jokes. For details about Scoopfest & to listen to Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social: https://heyscoops.com
#74- Let's Talk About Decrim
February 13, 2020 14:07 - 1 hour - 102 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Kate D'Adamo (@KateDAdamo) to discuss what we did at the AVNs, decrim vs legalization, why the Nordic Model is terrible, sex work laws, Mercedes Carrera prison update, Super Bowl trafficking myths, Sex work study act, and more! Check out DECRIMNOW, SWAC, & DECRIM NY. Support us on Patreon for the full video & bonus patreon ONLY content
#73- Fawxy Lady
February 04, 2020 15:51 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBYvette & Alice are joined by everyone's favorite MILF, Alexis Fawx (@AlexisFawx). The ladies review the Die Hard porn parody, Dick Hard. They cover important topics-- is Dick Hard a Christmas porn? Coffee, cosmetic procedures, weird parodies, and more. Check out Alexis's show & sip on her coffee Support us on Patreon for the full video!
#72- Dick & Morty
January 29, 2020 01:11 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by their fairy porn-mother, Ela Darling (@ElaDarling)! The trio discuss ViRo Club (@ViRoClub), sex toy horcruxes, guys with cameras, Alice belching on command, and more. They also review Woodrocket's live action porn version of Rick & Morty, why it's cannon, and asking what it's like to have sex with a furniture person. Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review!
#71- Bree's Way
January 21, 2020 03:13 - 45 minutes - 61.9 MBYvette & Alice are joined by adult director, Bree Mills (@TheBreeMills) to discuss the Netflix of porn, her career, latest films, and how laws like California's AB5 will be impacting the industry. Get the FULL extended video & support us on Patreon!
#70- The Hangover
January 15, 2020 16:03 - 57 minutes - 79.3 MBYvette & Alice are joined by host of The Wet Spot, comedian Chrissie Mayr (@ChrissieMayr) to review the porn universe's version of The Hangover. We also dive into what happens, or doesn't, if a woman ingests little blue pills, terrible ways to hide a person, bathroom bears, and more! Support us on Patreon
#69- She Blinded Me With Science
January 09, 2020 00:16 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBYvette & Alice are joined by German porn scholar, Madita Oeming (@MsOeming), to discuss everything people get wrong about sex addiction, feminist porn, and much more! Support us on Patreon Follow us on Twitter!
#24- Is that a D'OH!-nut in your pocket? (rerun)
January 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBD'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese (@MalteseAnna) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body paint sex scenes we've ever seen. Get extra content and support us on Patreon! Leave us a review for a change to win a Clone A Willy!
#19- The Big Lebowski XXX (rerun)
December 25, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. Support us on Patreon Leave us a review for a chance to win a Clone A Willy!
#68- The Opening of Misty Beethoven
December 19, 2019 00:27 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MBAlice & Yvette are back to review a porn golden age classic, The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976). Of course we have many questions-- Does it hold up? Why is there a guy in a Napoleon costume? Is there anything you CAN learn after you get 3 guys off at the same time? What can we do in a ball pit? Leave us a review to be entered to win a Clone A Willy! Use Code: twogirls at OffensiveCrayons.com for 15% off Support us on Patreon
#67- 10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
December 12, 2019 00:59 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBAlice & Natalia are joined by roast master, Eli Sairs (@elisairs), to get him up to speed on the turtle sex and science he missed growing up in the south. The trio review Woodrocket's "10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" and learn way too much about turtle penises among other things. Support us on Patreon! Listen to Eli's other shows: The Roast Ghost Toga Party Podcast
#66- Let My Puppets Come
December 04, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBAlice & Natalia are joined by director & screenwriter, Todd Berger (@thetoddberger), of The Happy Time Murders to review the 1976 puppet porn, Let My Puppets Come. The trio review the ketamine fueled porno which makes less and less sense the longer it goes on. Support us on Patreon!
#65- A Girl Named Sydney
November 27, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBAlice & Yvette are joined by Sydney Leathers (@sydneyelainexo) to tells all about what happens when you are involved in an international sexting scandal... at 22 in a pre-me too era. The ladies also discuss saving democracy, labiaplasty, nazis, and much more. Support us on Patreon!
#64- Man School
November 20, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe hosts of Man School 202, Dante Nero (@DanteNero) and Harry Terjanian (@HarryTerjanian), sit down with Natalia and Alice this week to discuss male stripping, Dante's past as a pimp, and differences between men and women. Support us on Patreon
#63- Gnardians of the Galaxy
November 13, 2019 05:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MBA group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop Bonan from getting the Infinity Bone! Comedian Bri Pruett (@bripruett) joins Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) & Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan) for unnecessary movie facts, asking who the word "gnard" is for, Pauly Shore, prison cavity searches, wooden dildos, and much more. Support us on Patreon! Unknown Speaker 0:02 This is two girls one Mike, Unknown Speaker 0:04 the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your...
#62- The Doctor Is In
November 06, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBAlice & guest co-host Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx) joined by the internet's gynecologist, Jen Gunter (@DrJenGunter) to dispel all vaginal myths: vaginal steaming, weights, discharge, squirting, abortion, birth control, and more! Snag the Vagina Bible Support us on Patreon
#61- Did It For the Wookiee
October 30, 2019 01:55 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBA long time ago, in a city far, far away, Alice and guest host Natalia Reagan are joined by John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) to review a porn parody no nerd has ever thought of before...Star Wars. Support us on Patreon for more episodes