Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
75 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 117 ratingsConspiracy obsessed Flat Earthers Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to create the next great viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett.
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Episode 8: Almost Famous
July 31, 2022 03:18 - 27 minutesRandy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Socks Whitmore as The Superfan. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad Copy and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. James Ferrero as ...
8. Almost Famous
July 31, 2022 03:18 - 27 minutesRandy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Socks Whitmore as The Superfan. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. James Ferrero as Flat ...
Presenting: The Grey Rooms
July 15, 2022 04:07 - 50 minutes - 116 MBIt all began with a nightmare and a laptop in a kitchen... What happened next has been described by many listeners as Tales from the Crypt meets Quantum Leap. Each guest of the Grey Rooms lives a new life every day, only to die repeatedly, begging the question, will they ever find relief or only eternal torment? Once you start listening… you may find it hard to stop checking darkened corners and wondering if you now belong to… The Grey Rooms. Today on the feed we’re excited to introduc...
7. Who Will Stand Guard?
July 07, 2022 21:57 - 25 minutesThe Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo . Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as The Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett...
Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?
July 07, 2022 21:57 - 25 minutesThe Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo . Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as The Superfan. CREW: Writing, Post-Production and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. ...
Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon
June 17, 2022 04:33 - 27 minutesEd Choom tries to be everything to everyone. Charlotte finally remembers to do her job. CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Danyelle Ellett as Destiny. CREW: Writing, So...
6. The Observer's Local Horizon
June 17, 2022 04:33 - 27 minutesEd Choom tries to be everything to everyone. Charlotte finally remembers to do her job. CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Danyelle Ellett as Destiny. CREW: Writing, So...
Introducing: The Monster Hunters
May 13, 2022 05:00 - 27 minutes - 62.5 MBToday on the feed its a honor to share with you the pilot episode of a truly legendary Comedy Audio Fiction Podcast. The Monster Hunters. Take a trip back to swinging London in the early 1970s and meet Roy Steel, ex-big game hunter, and Lorrimer Chesterfield, a brain in the shape of a man. Together they are The Monster Hunters! Their mission: to protect the country from vampires, werewolves and a whole pantheon of unmentionable terrors! Taking its cue from the classic period of British ...
Presenting: The Monster Hunters
May 13, 2022 05:00 - 27 minutes - 62.5 MBToday on the feed its a honor to share with you the pilot episode of a truly legendary Comedy Audio Fiction Podcast. The Monster Hunters. Take a trip back to swinging London in the early 1970s and meet Roy Steel, ex-big game hunter, and Lorrimer Chesterfield, a brain in the shape of a man. Together they are The Monster Hunters! Their mission: to protect the country from vampires, werewolves and a whole pantheon of unmentionable terrors! Taking its cue from the classic period of British ho...
Presenting: Where the Stars Fell
May 06, 2022 17:00 - 24 minutes - 56.5 MBToday on the feed we’re sharing the pilot episode of another audio drama we think you might enjoy. It's called, "Where the Stars Fell.” Where the Stars Fell is a semi-serialized audio fiction supernatural fantasy from Newt Schottelkotte. "Dr. Edison Tucker is having a very weird life. Not being able to die tends to color things that way. Luckily, the strange and unusual is something of her specialty, and Ed’s set her sights and wunderkind grant money on the strangest town in America: Jeru...
Introducing: Where the Stars Fell
May 06, 2022 17:00 - 24 minutes - 56.5 MBToday on the feed we’re sharing the pilot episode of another audio drama we think you might enjoy. It's called, "Where the Stars Fell.” Where the Stars Fell is a semi-serialized audio fiction supernatural fantasy from Newt Schottelkotte. "Dr. Edison Tucker is having a very weird life. Not being able to die tends to color things that way. Luckily, the strange and unusual is something of her specialty, and Ed’s set her sights and wunderkind grant money on the strangest town in America: Je...
News: A Quick Update!
April 29, 2022 05:00 - 1 minute - 2.31 MBA quick update from show creator Jeremy Ellett. New episodes will return in June! See ya soon.
A Quick Update!
April 29, 2022 05:00 - 1 minute - 2.31 MBA quick update from show creator Jeremy Ellett. New episodes will return in June! See ya soon.
5. All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton
April 15, 2022 02:32 - 28 minutesRandy and Gayle get their money’s worth. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Su Ling Chan as Debra Clay. Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Actor Direction by ...
Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton
April 15, 2022 02:32 - 28 minutesRandy and Gayle get their money’s worth. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad. Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay. Su Ling Chan as Debra Clay. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. CREW: Writing, Post-Production and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Actor Direction by Danyelle ...
Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music
April 01, 2022 04:18 - 31 minutesThe end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Sena Bryer as Larry. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness Narrator. Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker. David Sillars as Doctor K. Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Pota...
4. Thanksgiving Music
April 01, 2022 04:18 - 31 minutesThe end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Sena Bryer as Larry. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as the Sandwich Shop Worker. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed P...
Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped
March 18, 2022 07:00 - 33 minutesJust another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Claire Gaskell as...
3. And Everyone Clapped
March 18, 2022 07:00 - 33 minutesJust another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emal...
Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli
February 25, 2022 05:19 - 34 minutesRandy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. David Sillars as Doctor K. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Park Passerby. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. CREW: Writing, Sound Design and Musi...
2. Toasted Ravioli
February 25, 2022 05:19 - 34 minutesRandy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. David Sillars as Doctor K. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Park Passerby. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Mus...
Episode 1: Shadowbanned
February 11, 2022 05:34 - 40 minutesRandy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Maya Murphy as Millie. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. ...
1. Shadowbanned
February 11, 2022 05:34 - 40 minutesRandy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Maya Murphy as Millie. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. Kirsty Woolve...
Teaser Trailer
August 24, 2021 19:55 - 1 minute - 2.83 MBA dark comedy of conspiracies and secret societies starring Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. And featuring performances by Jack Carmichael, Matthew Woodcock, Charlie Wes and Addison Peacock. "If you can get someone to believe in something... you can get them to believe in anything." Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett.
Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
August 24, 2021 19:55 - 2 minutesA satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices