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This Will Not Be Helpful
40 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating...it's what the voices in your head are talking about.
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Episodes
The 2020 Election Special
November 01, 2020 06:17 - 47.1 MBRUNTIME: 00:34:01 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – The 2020 Election TOPIC – The State of The United States (…this is where we’re at.) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Friends OR How I Met Your Mother? The post Ep77 – The 2020 Election Special appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep77 – The 2020 Election Special
November 01, 2020 06:17 - 47.1 MBRUNTIME: 00:34:01 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – The 2020 Election TOPIC – The State of The United States (…this is where we’re at.) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Friends OR How I Met Your Mother? The post Ep77 – The 2020 Election Special appeared first on .
Ep76 – The Soul of The Walt Disney Corporation
August 28, 2020 08:02RUNTIME: 01:48:16 SHOW NOTES: GAME – Name That Partially Nude Character TOPIC – The Walt Disney Corporation (would Walt be proud?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a fuck, marry, kill, Disney edition. The post Ep76 – The Soul of The Walt Disney Corporation appeared first on .
Ep75 – Sprinkle in Some Goldblum
June 19, 2020 07:54RUNTIME: 01:13:33 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Format change? (in house news). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Rick & Morty Season 4 TOPIC – Jeff Goldblum (The perfect spice) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about hurricane season tips. The post Ep75 – Sprinkle in Some Goldblum appeared first on .
CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.04)
May 22, 2020 07:43 - 52.7 MBRUNTIME: 00:38:20 SHOW NOTES: OUR PROUD SPONSORS: – THERE – The Ass-Gas Translator – Wyoming – Brains! – Beer & Concrete Factory Wholesale Specialty Warehouse Megastore and Company – Spider-Net Webbing Systems – Wormholes – BBQ-FLEX – Anchovies – The Optic Nerve – Tammy’s Titillating Tomato Farm – Rock Mountain Marble Seeds – Rutabaga –... The post CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.04) appeared first on .
Ep74 – Bringing Back Greek Mythology
April 24, 2020 06:41RUNTIME: 01:21:37 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – School Shootings Finally Cured (School Shooting News), Tom Brady & The NFL (Erik’s Sports Corner). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Comic-Con 2020 TOPIC – Greek Mythology (Where did it go?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about Pop-Tarts. The post Ep74 – Bringing Back Greek Mythology appeared first on .
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April 24, 2020 06:41RUNTIME: 01:21:37 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – School Shootings Finally Cured (School Shooting News), Tom Brady & The NFL (Erik’s Sports Corner). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Comic-Con 2020 TOPIC – Greek Mythology (Where did it go?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about Pop-Tarts. The post Ep74 – Bringing Back Greek Mythology appeared first on .
Ep73 – Back To NOT Being Helpful
April 10, 2020 05:05RUNTIME: 01:27:16 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Feel Good Corona News, Shitty Corona News and Silly Political News. HALFTIME – Mid-Show Moment: Easy Homemade mask TOPIC – MORE Quarantine Recommendations (what we’ve been watching so far) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about analingus. The post Ep73 – Back To NOT Being Helpful appeared first on .
Ep73 Ep74 nging Back Greek Mythology
April 10, 2020 05:05RUNTIME: 01:27:16 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Feel Good Corona News, Shitty Corona News and Silly Political News. HALFTIME – Mid-Show Moment: Easy Homemade mask TOPIC – MORE Quarantine Recommendations (what we’ve been watching so far) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about analingus. The post Ep73 – Back To NOT Being Helpful appeared first on .
CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.03)
April 03, 2020 04:14 - 51.5 MBRUNTIME: 00:37:31 SHOW NOTES: OUR PROUD SPONSORS: – Spring – Rock ‘n’ Roll Ice Cream – Allen Keys – Placentas – Bunsen Burners – Stonehenge – Sweep & Slide Socks – Maury’s Mighty Mythological Minotaur Maze – Molasses – Terminal Velocity – Red Rover Shipping Services – The Potter’s Wheel – Fuzzy Fruits – Waterboarding... The post CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.03) appeared first on .
Ep72 – A Quick Word
March 27, 2020 04:18 - 15.3 MBRUNTIME: 00:11:06 SHOW NOTES: TOPIC – a call to action The post Ep72 – A Quick Word appeared first on .
Ep71 – Corona News & Quarantine Tips
March 20, 2020 08:55RUNTIME: 01:13:18 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – The Further Douchebaggery of Jared Leto (Corona Entertainment News), Corona Hits Pandora (Corona Jimmy News). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Moment: Corona Quarantine Diaries TOPIC – Quarantine Recommendations (what to do while stuck at home) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about parallel universe time rates. The post Ep71 – Corona News & Quarantine Tips appeared first on .
Ep70 – The Shats’ Horse Cum & Rear Projection
March 13, 2020 05:32RUNTIME: 01:20:53 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Damn It Jim, I’m a Doctor, Not a Breeder (Horse News), Aw, Fleet, Fleet, Fleet, Fleet (Tech News). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Internet Pockets TOPIC – The Return of Rear Projection (revamping ancient movie magic) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a Thundercats, Heman, TMNT battle royale. The post Ep70 – The Shats’ Horse Cum & Rear Projection appeared first on .
Ep69 – Indiana Jones & The Black Holes of Sex
March 06, 2020 09:20 - 141 MBRUNTIME: 01:42:08 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – There’s an X-Ray in Your Black Hole (Space News), He Belongs in a Museum (Entertainment News). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Countdown TOPIC – Sex 101 (what we do in the dark) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if porn is cheating. The post Ep69 – Indiana Jones & The Black Holes of Sex appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep68 – An Insane World & Saturday Sketches
February 28, 2020 07:30RUNTIME: 01:23:22 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Problems With Your Pipes (Local News), Say Goodnight Harvey (MeToo News). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Mad Man Mike Hughes TOPIC – SNL (has it changed enough?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about flower homicide. The post Ep68 – An Insane World & Saturday Sketches appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep67 – Car Wrecks, Nude Theft & An Intro To Cosplay
February 21, 2020 08:13RUNTIME: 01:02:30 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Wrecked Him? Damn Near Killed Him (NASCAR News), That A Ribeye In Your Pants Or You Just Happy To See Me? (Florida Man News). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: The End of the Video Game Movie Curse? TOPIC – Cosplay (why we dress up) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including... The post Ep67 – Car Wrecks, Nude Theft & An Intro To Cosplay appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep66 – Tantrums & The Search For Ancestry
February 14, 2020 09:25RUNTIME: 01:16:52 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – And The Oscar Goes To THIS Whiney Bitch (Hissy Fit News), Jail Time For Juicy (Justice News). HALFTIME – Mid-Show Game: Disney or Prono. TOPIC – The Ancestry Business (why we need to know where we came from) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including drunk sex vs. high sex. The post Ep66 – Tantrums & The Search For Ancestry appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep65 – Local News & The Second Ice Age?
February 07, 2020 10:36RUNTIME: 01:10:09 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Don’t Trust a Big Butt & a Smile (Dumbfuck News), They Runnin’, They Runnin’ (Marathon News). HALFTIME – Mid Show Discussion: Jack Black. TOPIC – Mini Ice Age? (the fun and you) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about a gloryhole vortex. The post Ep65 – Local News & The Second Ice Age? appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep64 – Death, Contagion & AR Contact Lenses
January 31, 2020 12:10RUNTIME: 01:02:26 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Tragedy In The Sky (Sad News), The Second Worst Corona Grows(Epidemic News). HALFTIME – Mid Show Chat: Miami Earthquake, The DNC Conspiracy & TicToc Testical Challange. TOPIC – Smart Contact Lens (wait, what?!?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about Back To The Future’s darkest timeline. The post Ep64 – Death, Contagion & AR Contact Lenses appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep63 – Flint Lawsuits, Australian Charity & N.A.S.A.
January 24, 2020 04:39RUNTIME: 01:15:00 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – And Justice For All (FUCK YEAH News), The Pleasure of Charity (Environmental News). HALFTIME – Guns Akimbo trailer. TOPIC – N.A.S.A. (our history & future with space) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to know you’re in love for real. The post Ep63 – Flint Lawsuits, Australian Charity & N.A.S.A. appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep62 – The Oscars, The Queen & Some Travel
January 17, 2020 06:27RUNTIME: 01:25:21 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Keeping Up With The Royals (Monarchy News), I’d Like To Thank The Academy… For Nothing (Entertainment News). HALFTIME – Disney or Porn. TOPIC – Travel (what where we go means) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the best use of the word fuck. The post Ep62 – The Oscars, The Queen & Some Travel appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep61 – The Star Wars Spectacular
January 10, 2020 08:42RUNTIME: 02:00:002 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Don’t Look Now, It’s Max Rebo (Entertainment News), The Fall of the Rise of Skywalker (Box Office News). HALFTIME – Ewok or Wookiee. TOPIC – Star Wars (the galaxy far far away) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 13 questions including if Padma’s into erotic asphyxiation. The post Ep61 – The Star Wars Spectacular appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad (Vol.02)
January 03, 2020 12:10RUNTIME: 00:32:39 SHOW NOTES: OUR PROUD SPONSORS: – Magic Billy Bean King Beans – Irma’s Burmeese Tiger Pit Kit – Moissst Towelettessss – The REAL Counter Guys – Alligator Ville U.S.A. – THUNDER CAN! – Butt Breeze – Pocket Shark! – The Kiwi – Bagel-Burgers – Time – Hammer Whores – Centenarians – Hose Water... The post CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad (Vol.02) appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep60 – Christmas Vibes & The End of 2019
December 20, 2019 07:40RUNTIME: 01:16:47 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Don’t Look Now, It’s Harvey Weinstein (Entertainment News), The Third Coming (Video Game News). HALFTIME – Christmas Moments from Erik & Victor. TOPIC – End of The Year Wrap Up (the year in review) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if Santa fucks. The post Ep60 – Christmas Vibes & The End of 2019 appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep59 – Smoke, Coke & SantaCon
December 13, 2019 08:25RUNTIME: 01:14:01 SHOW NOTES: SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Chasing Smoke (Hip-Hop News?), Consumers Are The Fucking Worst (Bitch Made News). HALFTIME – Trailerpalooza! No Time To Die, Wonder Woman: 1984, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. TOPIC – SantaCon (freedom or chaos?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Stitch vs. Venom. The post Ep59 – Smoke, Coke & SantaCon appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep58 – Bandwidth & The Death of Late Night
December 06, 2019 07:15RUNTIME: 01:33:40 SHOW NOTES: SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Ole Miss Pisses It Away (Sport News), The Rise of Widow (Marvel News). TOPIC – Late Night (past, present & future) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including circumcision preferences. The post Ep58 – Bandwidth & The Death of Late Night appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep57 – Flatulence, Felines & A Happy Thanksgiving
November 22, 2019 10:01RUNTIME: 01:05:31 SHOW NOTES: SHOW NOTES: NEWS – All We Are Is Farts In The WInd (Buzzfeed News), Cats Got My Soul (Movie News). TOPIC – Thanksgiving (food & celebration) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the cuteness of baby Yoda. The post Ep57 – Flatulence, Felines & A Happy Thanksgiving appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep56- Dead Actors, Live Services & Fandoms
November 15, 2019 05:27RUNTIME: 01:10:22 SHOW NOTES: SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Rebel Without A Soul (Entertainment News), Disney+ Lets The Mandalorian Shoot First (Streaming War News). TOPIC – Fandom (the good, the bad & the ugly) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including social media spoiler etiquette. The post Ep56- Dead Actors, Live Services & Fandoms appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep55 – Two Idiots Yelling At Each Other
November 08, 2019 01:40RUNTIME: 01:13:32 SHOW NOTES: RUNTIME: 01:47:43 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Chicken So Good You’ll Stab Your Momma (Chicken Sandwich News), Come With Me If You Want To Die (Entertainment News). TOPIC – Guns? (…and government) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including prison prices of double cheeseburgers. The post Ep55 – Two Idiots Yelling At Each Other appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep54 – The Fall Or Lack Thereof
November 01, 2019 04:02RUNTIME: 01:13:32 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Facebook Employees Speak Up (Social Media News), Cyber Bullying Leads To Resignation (Internet News). TOPIC – The Fall (the autumn season) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including adjusting to life out of jail. The post Ep54 – The Fall Or Lack Thereof appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep53 – Streaming Exorcisms
October 25, 2019 08:38RUNTIME: 01:31:34 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Bond… $2 Billion Bond (Streaming War News), The Rise of The Final Trailer (Star Wars News). TOPIC – Exorcisms & Possessions (fact or fiction) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with elephant’s butts. The post Ep53 – Streaming Exorcisms appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep52 – Urban Legends of Drugs & Honey
October 18, 2019 09:32RUNTIME: 01:29:51 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Can You Tell Me How To Get… Drugs (Entertainment News), Lebron Tries To Keep His Honey (MORE China News). TOPIC – Urban Legends (tales from the hood) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to stop watching incest porn. The post Ep52 – Urban Legends of Drugs & Honey appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep51 – Oh, Bother… The Zombies Are Coming
October 11, 2019 06:09RUNTIME: 01:29:51 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Caution: Zomdeer Crossing (Nevada News), South Park Banned In The 100 Acre Wood (China News). TOPIC – Zombies (the undead horde) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the status of ketchup. The post Ep51 – Oh, Bother… The Zombies Are Coming appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep50 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots
October 04, 2019 06:41RUNTIME: 01:21:17 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – One Down (Oddly Fair News), Winnie & His Weapons (China News). TOPIC – Haunted Vacation Spots (Where to visit) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we would do for a Klondike bar. The post Ep50 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep49 – Talking Rapid-Fire News & UFOs at Site B
September 27, 2019 05:18RUNTIME: 01:00:20 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – They Came In Peace, They All Left High (Meme News), A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Stabbing Please (Little News). TOPIC – UFO Acknowledgement (What does it mean?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our top 5 apocalypse shelter ideas. The post Ep49 – Talking Rapid-Fire News & UFOs at Site B appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep48 – Love Thy Colonel: The Science of Advertising
September 20, 2019 05:59RUNTIME: 01:27:21 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – The Vaccine Killed My Baby! (Anti-Vaxxer News), Finger Lickin’ What The Fuck?! (Chicken News). TOPIC – Advertising (past, present & future) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the difference between slutty and sexy. The post Ep48 – Love Thy Colonel: The Science of Advertising appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep47 – Ridiculously Random & The Work of Mel Brooks
September 13, 2019 03:19RUNTIME: 01:41:40 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Big Booty Hoes, Swim Wit It (Sports News), Asleep Behind the Wheel (Tech News). TOPIC – Mel Brooks (it’s good to be the king) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our biggest kinks. The post Ep47 – Ridiculously Random & The Work of Mel Brooks appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep46 – Space + Chicken Sandwich = Vampires
September 06, 2019 04:32RUNTIME: 01:16:00 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – The Chicken or Your Life (Chicken Sandwich News), Crimes… In… SPACE! (NASA News). TOPIC – Vampires (fact or fiction?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why they ask for money in church. The post Ep46 – Space + Chicken Sandwich = Vampires appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep45 – A Prince, The Saga & Televised Cartoons
August 30, 2019 08:50RUNTIME: 02:24:12 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – The Prince & The Anchor (Outrage News), Looks Like We Got Ourselves a Star War (Fandom News). TOPIC – Cartoon TV Shows (why do we love them so?) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Spider-Man being out of the MCU. The post Ep45 – A Prince, The Saga & Televised Cartoons appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.
Ep44 – Dreams of The TV Man
August 23, 2019 02:49RUNTIME: 01:26:22 SHOW NOTES: NEWS – Stop Leaving Your Fucking Babies in the Car! (Dead Baby News), The Ole Flim Flam by The TV Man (Random News). TOPIC – Sleep & Dreams (the brain at work) LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we think is in the center of the earth. The post Ep44 – Dreams of The TV Man appeared first on VictorMoranLive.com.