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Somerville 6th graders walk out, Josh Abrams still in jail
September 20, 2019 03:10 - 48 minutes - 88.3 MBKids are walking out of school today to fix the environment or something. Of course it's really just an excuse for teachers and kids not to do their jobs. And Josh Abrams had another bad day.
Direnzos, Kavanaugh, Fake MAGA hate crime, why I will forgive my worst enemies
September 18, 2019 02:43 - 59 minutes - 108 MBDirenzo's towing billed a competitor $16,000 for holding their deceased father's car against their will for 3 months. We discuss that along with the latest Kavanaugh smear and a fake reverse hate crime out of Easton. Also, the Q&A at the end of this session was one of the best we've had in a while.
TB Live: Fat shaming James Corden, Josh Abrams harrasses homeless woman, EEE, Felicity Huffman
September 15, 2019 02:55 - 1 hour - 153 MBTB Live: Fat shaming James Corden, Josh Abrams harrasses homeless woman, EEE, Felicity Huffman by TurtleBoy
Juicy Jasiel's insane press conference
September 12, 2019 03:07 - 35 minutes - 67.7 MBJuicy Jasiel Correia's press conference in which he announced he wasn't going to resign and then accused other City Councillors of being criminals for having windows installed at City Hall proves that he is a legitimate sociopath. Uncle Turtleboy breaks down the press conference for turtle riders.
YouTube bans Turtleboy, bogus interview with Phil
September 11, 2019 02:44 - 54 minutes - 97.7 MBYouTube bans Turtleboy, bogus interview with Phil by TurtleBoy
Turtleboy Live 9/7/19 - Sushi beef, Josh Abrams calls from jail, Antifa teacher
September 08, 2019 04:12 - 1 hour - 187 MBTurtleboy Live 9/7/19 - Sushi beef, Josh Abrams calls from jail, Antifa teacher by TurtleBoy
Hot tow truck girl scams Josh Abrams followers
September 06, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBWhile Josh Abrams is away the hot tow truck girl will play. She is my favorite character in Turtleboy history after her recent scam to con Josh's cop block boys for imaginary bail money. Too bad Josh won't be out for 90 days and she's living in hotel rooms on their dime. We also examine an interesting radio interview from someone who clearly doesn't understand how the First Amendment works.
Gouda Gremlin ratchet redemption, Josh Abrams goes to jail
September 04, 2019 02:41 - 58 minutes - 96.4 MBRemember the chick who got kicked out of her kid's youth football practice by the Fall River Police, then went on Facebook and blamed her baby daddy and his girlfriend for calling her white son a racial slur? Yea, she wanted to come on the Live show last night for ratchet redemption from her bathroom, and it was gold. The best part was her answer when she was asked where the free healthcare and free food stamps she receives comes from. Then after that interview was completed we danced on Josh...
Turtleboy Live: Rizzy goes to jail, Attorney Hutchinson gets redemption, Mom embarrasses big boobed daughter
September 01, 2019 02:45 - 1 hour - 153 MBTurtleboy Live: Rizzy goes to jail, Attorney Hutchinson gets redemption, Mom embarrasses big boobed daughter by TurtleBoy
Hadassah vs. UT in court, AOC can't sleep, Teacher attacked by woke mob
August 30, 2019 02:47 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBTurtleboy defeated Hadassah in court today, but since so much of it was a blur I had a turtle rider who was in the courtroom call in to fill in some holes. We also listened to AOC's hilarious new video in which she claims she can't sleep on vacation because of climate change, and we talked about the teacher under attack by a woke mob in Connecticut while I answered some really good questions from turtle riders about education.
Hogzilla destroys Chinese restaurant, Why I hated the first week of school
August 28, 2019 02:35 - 50 minutes - 81.7 MBHogzilla destroys Chinese restaurant, Why I hated the first week of school by TurtleBoy
Turtleboy Live: Lynda Andino and her sister call in, denies everything
August 25, 2019 03:11 - 1 hour - 146 MBLynda Andino called the cops and told them a fake story about a woman being held against her will at the Gan Rivkah Center in Milford. This set back the work we did and gave Hadassah victim status for the first time. We invited Lynda on to explain herself and she brought her sister on with her, who found out the hard way during the show that her sister is ratchet as ratchet gets, and is also a pathological liar.
Hadassah's After David, Live Turtleboy Event in Milford
August 23, 2019 02:29 - 43 minutes - 70.1 MBHadassah's After David, Live Turtleboy Event in Milford by TurtleBoy
Benjamin Allbright - pathological liar
August 21, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBBenjamin Allbright - pathological liar by TurtleBoy
Hadassah Live
August 18, 2019 03:44 - 1 hour - 162 MBBret and I spend almost 2 hours breaking down the entire Hadassah story, parts 1-5, with some spoiler alerts for the upcoming blogs this week.
Exposing Hadassah, Dancing on Clive's grave
August 14, 2019 13:52 - 1 hour - 119 MBExposing Hadassah, Dancing on Clive's grave by TurtleBoy
Barstool cowers to Bob Murchison, upcoming Milford blog
August 07, 2019 02:44 - 48 minutes - 87.1 MBKirk Minihane has moved on from WEEI, but Bob Murchison has followed him to Barstool Sports and already cost them an advertiser. And in one of the most gutless moves of all time, Barstool isn't standing behind Kirk. Also, I spent the day in Milford doing groundwork for a story I hope to have out next week, and it's absolutely wild. I briefly give turtle riders a preview of that one on this podcast.
Greg Hill's new show bombs, Tulsi murders Kamala, Kirsten G white privilege
August 02, 2019 02:44 - 54 minutes - 100 MBGreg Hill's new show on WEEI is probably the worst thing I've ever heard in the history of radio, and that's coming from someone who has always liked and supported Greg Hill. Today's performance with Red Sox President Sam Kennedy is what happens when you allow the Boston Globe, Bob Murchison, and the Red Sox to dictate the content of your shows. Truly awful, but not quite as awful as the performance Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand put on at the democratic debates. Tulsi Gabbard put Cop K...
Turtleboy Live - Cop Block Cuckhold, Trump vs. Baltimore, Fake hate crime lynn, Junkie Jared
July 29, 2019 03:25 - 1 hour - 127 MBJosh Abrams, the cop block cuckhold who called the Stoneham Police on me and claimed that I assaulted him and his elderly mother, said that he wanted to come on the live show tonight, and would do so if I played a 4 minute video of him calling the SPD. So I did, and then he blocked me on Facebook like the coward that he is. Bret, North Shore Turtlebabe, and myself still had many laughs at his expense though. We also discussed the latest fake hate crime out of Lynn, the shithead who abandoned ...
Did Uncle Turtleboy get charged with assault and battery on Josh Abrams and his mother?
July 26, 2019 02:29 - 47 minutes - 84.2 MBThere have been a lot of rumors circulating today about Uncle Turtleboy being charged by the Stoneham Police with assault and battery for allegedly throwing a bottle of Pepsi at cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams and/or his elderly mother. NOT GAY straight pride parade organizer Samson Racioppi helped spread this news today, and we all know he would never lie. But is there any truth to it? We delve into that and more on this episode of the late night garage podcast.
Manuel Lucero goes to the TBS Graveyard, Fake hate crime Karma in Georgia
July 24, 2019 02:39 - 50 minutes - 87.2 MBWe celebrate the arrest and extradition of Manuel Lucero, who unwisely elected to poke the turtle while having warrants out for his arrest and actively violating the law by not registering as a sex offender. We also examine the latest fake hate crime out of Georgia, and why the guy at the center of it got hit in the face with a bag of Karma.
TB Live 7:20:19 - Jen Royle, Stoneham douche, Lawrence Mom, Manuel Lucero
July 21, 2019 03:12 - 1 hour - 175 MBIn tonight's episode of the Live show we break down the latest shenanigans that led to a bogus harassment order being taken out against Uncle Turtleboy by a convicted rapist living in Arizona. We also offer an official apology to Jen Royle, and look at a couple douchebags from Lawrence and Stoneham who became Turtleboy famous this week.
Death threats from Adam Walker and Manuel Lucero
July 19, 2019 03:10 - 52 minutes - 86.5 MBYesterday we blogged about this lunatic named Adam Walker, who was recently released from jail for sending a bunch of death threats to his former attorney and the ADA who previously put him in jail for sending threats to a woman he claimed was his girlfriend. He initially wanted us to blog about the ADA and the system that allegedly screwed him over, but we figured out real quick who the real problem here was. I knew it would open me up to threats from him, but I just don't give a shit. Right...
Bristol vs Uncle TB - Were Trump's tweets racist? Jen Royle's Twitter clapback
July 17, 2019 02:50 - 1 hour - 107 MBWere Trump's tweets telling Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, AOC, and Ayanna Pressley to go back to their countries "racist?" I don't think so, but I really wanted to hear from someone else who disagreed because I hate echo chambers more than anything. Luckily Bristol stepped up to the plate. We discussed Trump's tweets, and other local Twitter meltdown from Jen Royle.
Turtleboy Live featuring Gupta Patel 7:14:19
July 15, 2019 02:50 - 1 hour - 157 MBGupta Patel joined Bret and Uncle Turtleboy for live, so you knew it was going to be a good one. Topics discussed include the Grafton Hill home invasion, Kevin Spacy's handjob trial, Fort Wayne DCF Mom, Nacho and Failure Swift teaming up, and the straight pride parade guys getting exposed by Bristol and Bret.
Failure Swift Blames TB For Not Calling FBI Cyber Crimes
July 13, 2019 00:48 - 9 minutes - 13.1 MBFailure Swift Blames TB For Not Calling FBI Cyber Crimes by TurtleBoy
Bills reject whines about Somerville PD, Crian Waters lawsuit, Trump social media summit
July 12, 2019 02:29 - 49 minutes - 94 MBA former Bills reject who whines about the police on Facebook constantly coincidentally became the protagonist of the latest anti-cop video that's caught the woke media's attention. Except he's completely full of shit and the Somerville Police are once again being thrown under the bus by Mayor Joe Curtaphony. Also, we look at Rian Waters hilarious appeal (it's amazing), talk about Trump's social media censorship forum, and explain why libertarians and the number 46 are so terrible.
Rapinoe, Nacho, Ryan Etre, Kevin Spacey HJ
July 11, 2019 02:38 - 48 minutes - 89.4 MBUncle Turtleboy explains to you why the equal pay calls with Megan Rapinoe is complete bullshit, why Kevin Spacey's accuser is a lying shithead, why the home invasion "victim" isn't really a victim, and KC Hill's washed up celebrity defender Henry Nacho's video about Turtleboy.
"Jim Larson" defends Failure Swift, O'Connor's stabbing, ratchet parents
July 07, 2019 03:03 - 1 hour - 171 MBFailure Swift went full Failure Swift on our Facebook page over the last 48 hours, pretending to be her husband Metro and then a "human rights activist" named Jim Larson, who she insisted was not her. She also went nuts on Bristol, using Metro's Facebook page, when she found Bristol's flitateous messages with him. Wild stuff. We also discussed the stabbing at O'Connor's and the immigration issues it raises, as well as a series of ratchet parents in Gardner, Springfield, and some con-artist ho...
Boris Clitoris, Anqueefa, AOC visits border
July 03, 2019 02:41 - 45 minutes - 83.2 MBAfter a week off from the podcasts we had some important stories to catch up on, including the tragedy of Boris Clitoris killing 7 innocent bikers in New Hampshire, my new personal war with Anqueefa, and AOC and three of our congressmen and women bringing shame to our state at the Mexico border.
Turtleboy Live 6:23:19 - Middleboro assault, Rian Waters loses, Banana clam, New Bedford cop
June 24, 2019 13:15 - 1 hour - 167 MBA Brockton business owner has figured out the way to cut down on operating costs at his new venture in Middleborough - start a nonprofit, use the grants from it to pay exclusively special needs workers, and then don't pay them while trying to con them out of their cars. Also, we listen to the conversation Uncle Turtleboy had with the banana clam scammer, as well discussing the New Bedford kiddie diddler cop and dancing on Rian Waters grave.
Tony Scavone, Erika Murray not guilty, ACLU helps TB
June 21, 2019 02:38 - 53 minutes - 99.7 MBTony Scavone, Erika Murray not guilty, ACLU helps TB by TurtleBoy
Uncle Turtleboy explains how the Internet works for morons
June 19, 2019 02:34 - 46 minutes - 86.5 MBSeveral women came forward and made allegations against a Worcester music festival promoter and it went viral over the course of a week or 2. Today it was taken down after they found out we were planning on writing about it, but not before some dumb chick threatened to sue me if we published screenshots of serious allegations made by these women in a public forum. Thus I needed to explain to these very, very stupid people how the Internet works.
Banana Clam calls me on my cell phone, threatens lawsuit and jailtime
June 18, 2019 02:02 - 14 minutes - 24.1 MBThe banana clam running the GoFundMe for a missing woman she has no relation to got ahold of my cell phone number and called me tonight. Amazing audio.
Twatzilla, Hooked on no funics, Chicopee baby daddy, Beverly restaurant
June 17, 2019 02:39 - 1 hour - 130 MBA New Bedford Mom leads a crusade to get her kid's teachers fired for giving him a satirical end of the year award and cites autism as the reason why. A Beverly woman leads another crusade to get a crossing guard fired because she thought he had a MAGA hat on. A Chicopee woman is upset at a hospital for allegedly getting her baby killed, instead of the baby daddy who crashed his car while running from the cops on the highway with her sitting shotgun and pregnant. A Beverly restaurant profits ...
Jussie Smollett moves to Beverly
June 14, 2019 02:36 - 54 minutes - 102 MBA restaurant in Beverly made a lot of money and got a lot of free advertising after posting the most politely written homophobic letter ever written to their Facebook page. We have no proof that it wasn't real, but there are several parts of this story that should arouse suspicion in any open minded person. And that's ultimately what we wrote about and why we exist - to challenge the dominant narrative and provoke intuitive thought. You can call us bigoted all you want, but make no doubt abou...
Oberlin college lawsuit, Erika Murray trial, Bruins game 7 prediction
June 12, 2019 02:45 - 54 minutes - 101 MBOberlin College was found guilty in a civil suit against a local bakery for encouraging a student protest that alleged racism against the bakery without any sort of evidence. We discuss why this was such an important victory, and how it's an example of real defamation. Also, the Erika Murray murder trial began and we discuss the insanity of some of the details that have emerged. And can we take a minute to appreciate how awesome Game 7 will be tomorrow night? Who should wave the flag?
Turtleboy Live 6:8:19, VoxAdpocalypse, Minihane punks Curtatone, Rhode Island racist fam
June 09, 2019 03:10 - 1 hour - 142 MBThe VoxAdpocalypse is basically what's been happening to us for the last 3 years, except it's finally starting to affect bigger names like Steven Crowder. These SJW speech Nazis are a cancer, and the quicker we ignore them the better. Also, Kirk Minihane's Kevin Cullen interview with Joe Curtatone is the greatest thing I've ever seen and also everything that is wrong with Joe Curtatone. Finally we talk about what is possibly the greatest white trash clan in all of Rhode Island - the Almstrom ...
Interview with Metro's brother Vinnie
June 05, 2019 02:54 - 53 minutes - 91 MBMetro Narcisi's younger brother wanted to set the record straight about some of the lies that Failure Swift has been spreading on social media. What better place to do that but on the Turtleboy podcast?
Turtleboy Live 6:2:19 - Drag queen commie story hour, dogs in hot cars
June 03, 2019 12:52 - 1 hour - 154 MBOn this weeks' episode of Turtleboy Live Bristol, Bret, and UT discuss why on earth the Fall River Public Library would bring in some random guy who posts about eating ass on Facebook to read to children. Also on the agenda are the latest videos of people leaving dogs in hot cars, Chloe Ricard's killer being a serial pedo, and the Agawam Police falling for the ol' "I was hacked" line.
Huffstool:Bruins controversy, Rian Waters files criminal complaint against me
May 31, 2019 02:36 - 49 minutes - 81 MBBarstool Sports completely sold out to PC culture, which ultimately backfired because their content sucks and the PC bros still accuse them of being racist, sexist, etc. This EXACTLY why you don't bow to PC mobs. The good news for them is that people are attracted to edgy content, so the outrage mobs just drive more people towards them. I also discuss the recent criminal complaint filed against me by Rian Waters. It is amazing.
Dude wins womens NCAA track championship
May 29, 2019 03:36 - 39 minutes - 65.9 MBA guy won the women's 400 meter national championship and his coach is trying to get people fired who have a problem with this. Also, one this dude's female classmates is standing up for him even though she plays soccer and hasn't had to compete against any dudes. And there are still idiots lining up to pretend that this is all normal. Welcome to the new reality.
Step-Dad who got 13 year old daughter killed threatens to kill Unlce Turtleboy
May 26, 2019 03:03 - 1 hour - 161 MBWe called up the "grieving" stepfather of Chloe Ricard, the 13 year old Amesbury girl who ran away from home on Sunday, was never reported missing, and was dropped off dead by a man in his late 40's at a hospital in Lawrence. Let's just say, the 45 minute conversation we had with him is one of the most eye opening and self-incriminating pieces of audio you will ever hear. Even Bret was speechless. This man is an animal. And I fully understand why Chloe wanted to run away from that house. That...
Maude the Fraud turns lobbyist, Manchester Lunch Lady exposed
May 22, 2019 02:59 - 37 minutes - 71.4 MBA lunch lady lying about why she was fired once again proved that the fake news will print any story that gets clicks, and once again shows why the world needs Turtleboy. Maude the Fraud has upped her game and is now using her fake rape story to become a lobbyist on Beacon Hill.
Turtleboy Live 5:19:19 - Genereux lawsuit, "content" for sale, knock out video, rapey teacher
May 19, 2019 03:20 - 1 hour - 163 MBUncle Turtleboy breaks down the latest lawsuit from Jamie Genereux's PetTrackers company, along with the homeless "content" saleswoman, Sorostitute Sally, rapey coke dealing teachers, and one of greatest knock out videos you'll ever see out of Worcester.
TB justice on Bruins hooligans, TB murders Dante Comparetto's soul, new lawsuit
May 15, 2019 03:58 - 39 minutes - 71.7 MBWe brought 5 hooligans to justice in 12 hours after they fractured a man's face at a MBTA station in Quincy. Without Turtleboy this never would've happened. This is the latest example of why people who are trying to stop up must be stopped themselves. We also danced on Dante Comparetto's grave after murdering him over the weekend, and I briefly explain the latest lawsuit that is being used to try to silence us.
Inteview with the alleged bike thief who rolled in the mud
May 10, 2019 03:57 - 46 minutes - 85.4 MBZach, the kid who was forced to roll around in the mud and was then assaulted by a guy who accused him of stealing a bike from him, came on and agreed to do an interview about what happened. He claims he's completely innocent, and in my opinion I haven't seen anything that proves otherwise. Although there are still a lot of things about this story that don't make any sense. You be the judge.
Deplorable Deb hides, Lil Shayne, Platform Civil Rights Bill
May 06, 2019 03:23 - 1 hour - 161 MBWe are looking for advertisers who want to sponsor the Turtleboy Live show to keep it going. I love doing the show, it just takes up a good part of my weekend when I could be spending time with family and/or publishing blogs. So if you're interested in making some money by selling ad space on the show email [email protected] and we can talk. I had 3 things I wanted to rant about on the show tonight: 1. Deplorable Deb and Stiletto Dee hiding from Turtleboy like snowflakes 2. Lil Shayne...
Afty Kingz call into Turtleboy Live 4:28:19
April 29, 2019 02:42 - 1 hour - 147 MBThe Afty Kingz wanted to come on the live show tonight to dispute how they were represented in a recent blog in which their friend was arrested in Chicopee for throwing a bender at her section 8 dumphouse at 4 AM on Easter morning. The whole crew came on and they turned out to be just as ratchet as you dreamed they would be. Also on the table for discussion with Intern and Bret was Dank Nug Dustin, Judge Booty's GoFundMe, Marblehead creepy shower Dad, and Missionary Margaret's "no single Moms...
Saving Turtleboy Sports
April 26, 2019 03:17 - 54 minutes - 98.2 MBI've had a really long and stressful last 48 hours. We lost another ad network, I need legal help, a salesperson, an investor, and a prayer. I got to a point today where I questioned whether or not we'd be able to keep this blog alive, and the thought of it depresses me. Then I wrote about it, and I opened up and let you all know just how vulnerable we are as a result of these outside forces using everything in their arsenal to silence us. And then you people absolutely blew us all away with ...