Trashedlight
265 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratingsTwo twenty-somethings humorously discuss the bad, the good, and the culturally relevant from Twilight.
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Chapter 4: Dreamed
March 24, 2022 06:00 - 25 minutes - 15.6 MBWe talk feminism, bad first impressions, and don our Bear Gryllis hats and become amateur survivalists.
Chapter 3: Resisted
March 17, 2022 06:00 - 35 minutes - 21.9 MBApologies to everyone named Jared, you're probably very normal and nice and we were just being silly. Why is this wild disclaimer here? Listen to find out!
Chapter 2: Overheard
March 10, 2022 06:00 - 23 minutes - 17.4 MBWe find a doctor better than Carlisle (not hard)!
Chapter 1: Remembered
March 03, 2022 06:00 - 16 minutes - 12.8 MBShort chapter, short episode. You get what you pay for y'all (just kidding this episode is great).
Prologue: Inserted
February 24, 2022 06:00 - 26 minutes - 16.4 MBWelcome to a non-Twilight book!! And..dare I say it...a book we may actually like?? Article on YA dystopia: https://www.polygon.com/22449675/ya-dystopia-fad-ended
Trash Birds of Wonder Marvel Widow Vision
February 17, 2022 06:00 - 50 minutes - 39.5 MBIn case it wasn't obvious from the extremely clear title, we're talking female superhero movies babey!! McSweeney's article: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/as-the-token-female-member-of-this-action-adventure-team-my-job-is-to-kick
Midnight Trash
February 10, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBY'all we cover EVERYTHING. We talk Rosalie, Alice, Captain America, Game of Thrones, fan criticism... Don't you love it when we're together?
Chapter 29: Inevitability
January 27, 2022 06:00 - 22 minutes - 17 MBThis episode gave us the opportunity to plug one of the best videos of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXowfha2dTE Also, Edward's a liar and a coward and we hate him.
Chapter 28: Three Conversations
January 20, 2022 06:00 - 37 minutes - 23.4 MBAs we say in the episode, we've got eugenics AND Jesus in this one!
Chapter 27: Chores
January 13, 2022 06:00 - 17 minutes - 10.9 MBWe've got one minute of episode per page in this chapter. It was quite short.
Chapter 26: Blood
January 06, 2022 06:00 - 24 minutes - 18.7 MBDid Stephanie Meyer do a good writing thing? Maybe. Are we unhinged in this episode? Always baby.
Chapter 25: Race
December 30, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 17.6 MBIf you like The Fast and the Furious, you should... read this single chapter of Midnight Sun I guess. Stephanie Meyer is on some other stuff.
Chapter 24: Ambush
December 23, 2021 06:00 - 20 minutes - 14.1 MBLord we have even chapter syndrome, but we do talk about dogs! Video on sled dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDG4GSypcIE
Chapter 23: Goodbyes
December 16, 2021 06:00 - 30 minutes - 21.8 MBHappy 150th episode! Enjoy some conversations about justice for Rosalie and Taylor Swift.
Chapter 22: The Hunt
December 09, 2021 06:00 - 24 minutes - 15.1 MBThere is a minutes long, inexplicable tangent in this episode about Machine Gun Kelly. One half of your favorite podcasting duo takes full responsibility for this and apologizes profusely in advance.
Chapter 21: The Game
December 02, 2021 06:00 - 24 minutes - 14.8 MBOne day the chapters won't be novellas and we will finally get to some Plot(TM). Baseball take us away. Any editing mistakes are the gift of half of your favorite podcasting duo Rebecca who did her very best. Be gentle, it's her first time.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 25, 2021 06:00 - 5 minutes - 3.39 MBWe're taking the week off, but we wanted to remind everyone the reason for the season!
Chapter 20: Carlisle
November 18, 2021 06:00 - 25 minutes - 16.1 MBCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains discussion of pedophilia. Listener discretion is advised - please take care of yourselves.
Chapter 19: Home
November 11, 2021 06:00 - 30 minutes - 18.3 MBSpoilers for the end of the episode: We talk about poop. You're welcome.
Chapter 18: Mind Over Matter
November 04, 2021 06:00 - 21 minutes - 13.5 MBThis chapter is so empty of content we talk about T-Pain, Over the Garden Wall, and Colleen's parent-teacher conferences.
Chapter 17: Confessions
October 28, 2021 06:00 - 34 minutes - 20.9 MBHave some free advice from Colleen's therapist and a discussion of Edward Cullen's penis size, all in one episode!
Oops! Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo
October 28, 2021 00:00 - 39 seconds - 480 KBI am SO SORRY this happened twice.
Chapter 16: The Knot
October 21, 2021 06:00 - 19 minutes - 11.9 MBThis episode is NOT about the popular wedding planning website. And it's a miracle it's longer than 10 minutes.
Chapter 15: Probability
October 14, 2021 06:00 - 34 minutes - 21.1 MBHow much do you care about the sanctity of human life? Hopefully more than the Cullens...
Oops!
October 08, 2021 20:50 - 41 seconds - 493 KBI'm so sorry about any audio file mishaps! All fixed now.
Chapter 14: Closer
October 07, 2021 06:00 - 28 minutes - 20.5 MBRebecca cries from laughter twice and most of the run time is taken up by yelling about how to be a good teacher. What's not to love?
Chapter 13: Another Complication
September 30, 2021 06:00 - 39 minutes - 28.8 MBDo Colleen and Rebecca know anything about The Chronicles of Narnia? Why does it matter?
Chapter 12: Complications
September 23, 2021 06:00 - 35 minutes - 21 MBWhat is a Mary Sue, really? And how much are we loving this morning record energy?
Chapter 11: Interrogations
September 16, 2021 06:00 - 33 minutes - 20.5 MBEdward is HORNY, Rebecca and Colleen have NO voices, let's GO! Article about Stephanie Meyer's reticence towards diversity: https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/catherine-hardwicke-twilight-diverse-cast-stephenie-meyer-refused-1202009330/
Chapter 10: Theory
September 09, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 20.5 MBAnother even chapter, another chapter devoid of good things to talk about. Here's the Sarah Z. video on Dr. Horrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUxtQX9XSJs
Chapter 9: Port Angeles
September 02, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 24.2 MBFor some inexplicable reason, Colleen says "Persephones" instead of "Persephone" like 10 times in this episode. Why is she talking about Greek mythology? Find out!
Chapter 8: Ghost
August 26, 2021 06:00 - 22 minutes - 13.2 MBThis whole episode could be summed up by the smash hit from the Police, "Every Breath You Take". That's not a good thing. Apologies again for the thunder in the background.
Chapter 7: Melody
August 19, 2021 06:00 - 36 minutes - 26.7 MBThe weather gods also wanted to talk about Midnight Sun this episode! Unfortunately all we can really hear from them is rumbles of far off thunder (so we're sorry about the weather on Colleen's end).
Chapter 6: Blood Type
August 12, 2021 06:00 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBWe've hit the wall folks - how can we record an episode that isn't a total repeat of one we did two years ago? The answer is cat anecdotes I think.
Chapter 5: Invitations
August 05, 2021 06:00 - 42 minutes - 30.7 MBThis is a loooonnngggg chapter, but it has our favorite Bella in it! Also, spider murder.
Chapter 4: Visions
July 29, 2021 06:00 - 24 minutes - 14.4 MBFinally! Some characterization for people who aren't Edward!
Chapter 3: Risk
July 22, 2021 06:00 - 40 minutes - 29.6 MBThe Hot Mess Express continues, as does the painfully awkward and relatable high school ~content~
Chapter 2: Open Book
July 15, 2021 06:00 - 35 minutes - 21.3 MBThe shock of this book being decent continues, as does the reminiscing about our messy high school days.
Supertrashnatural
July 01, 2021 06:00 - 53 minutes - 40.7 MBFor those of you that we are forcibly dragging back into the 2010s with us, we are sorry. And also you're welcome. It's Supernatural baby! I obviously do not own that music so no one snitch, okay? Here's the extremely long video Rebecca mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0QhgQ-g4C0
Breaking Trash
June 24, 2021 06:00 - 58 minutes - 44.8 MBHere it is folks, the episode you've all been waiting for! We apologize for the background noise of whiskey glasses clinking and plastic water bottles crinkling.
Chapter 39: The Happily Ever After
June 17, 2021 06:00 - 18 minutes - 13.7 MBFolks, we've done it, we've made it, cut the cake, it's the last chapter of Breaking Dawn!
Chapter 38: Power
June 10, 2021 06:00 - 20 minutes - 15.1 MBGet ready for some ~disappointment~! Here is part of the movie scene (it has Marcus' ICONIC demise). WARNING: it is quite gory and definitely not for everyone, so if you hate violence and dismemberment this is not for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTn0ytufQjU&t=88s
Chapter 37: Contrivances
June 03, 2021 06:00 - 31 minutes - 19.3 MBShoutout out to surprise special guest Bandit there at the end! What a good boi
Chapter 36: Bloodlust
May 27, 2021 06:00 - 22 minutes - 14.5 MBAlternate title for this episode: "It's time for me to touch your son"
Chapter 35: Deadline
May 20, 2021 06:00 - 26 minutes - 16.9 MBCome one, come all to learn about the disaster that was college freshman orientation in 2013! And we talk about the chapter too.
Chapter 34: Declared
May 13, 2021 06:00 - 17 minutes - 10.7 MBWelcome to our shortest episode ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6qeV4zwWRI
Chapter 33: Forgery
May 06, 2021 06:00 - 25 minutes - 15.8 MBFolks, this may be our most unhinged ending to an episode ever. And we are including "Trashclipse" in that statement.
Chapter 32: Company
April 29, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 24.8 MBWhat you'll receive in this audio package includes but is not limited to: discussion of Lee Pace's moose from the Hobbit trilogy. CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of intense racism throughout the episode.
Chapter 31: Talented
April 22, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 20.3 MBThis could probably be every episode description, but we really go off about gender and sexism in this one. Also, ACAB.
Chapter 30: Irresistible
April 15, 2021 06:00 - 25 minutes - 15.9 MBThis is one of our more unhinged episodes folks. Can we connect Twilight to John Wick?