Trader Hoes
178 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 71 ratingsTwo Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!
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Jalapeñ-Hoes
June 15, 2020 05:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBThings get pretty spicy this week, and we’re not just talking about Katie “Quick Pick” Bravo’s threats and perspective on practical jokes. It’s a jalapeño showdown with an extra sweet treat to top it all off. Plus, we try to figure out the average lifespan of a cat, Scandinavians’ virility, and just how gross thinly sliced hot dogs would be on a charcuterie board. In the cart: Pickled Fermented Jalapeño Slices Hot & Sweet Jalapeños Just The Lobsters Support the Show.
There Must Be Something in the Watermelon
June 08, 2020 05:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBPickle Popcorn is back, Hoes! But is pickle still the flavor of the summer? Based on these items, watermelon may be taking its place. We also divulge our house guest snooping habits, confirm that we both still have trash palates, and continue to navigate the perils of recording remotely. In the cart: Sparkling Watermelon Juice Organic Watermelon Jerky Watermelon Cucumber Cooler Organic Watermelon Fruit Spread Support the Show.
What-A-Melon
June 01, 2020 06:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBHey, Hoes. It is not lost on us that it is our privilege as white women that allows us to sit safely in our homes and record an entertainment podcast. We do want to try to bring some levity to your day, but first, say that we stand against racism and the horrible violence, murders, and inequality that led to the recent protests across the country. To our black listeners, we are with you. In this episode, we explore some of Joe’s newest items, Evie’s desires to be launched unconscious into ...
Detest Kitchen
May 25, 2020 05:00 - 39 minutes - 27.5 MBSpoiler alert: Quarantine has gotten weird, Hoes. We fell down a dark, twisted Trader Joe’s Test Kitchen rabbit hole and stumbled upon some equally dark, twisted tangents along the way. We find out how Katie truly feels about her grandmother, glimpse the intimate side of recording remotely and ponder if Katie’s dad is Michael Jordan’s doppelgänger. Oh, and we do talk about a few new TJ’s items...eventually. 🛒In the cart: -Dill Pickle Hummus -Honey Mustard and Onion Seasoned Pretzel Piece...
Hoes in the Time of The Rona
April 27, 2020 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBHoes, we are back! Times are crazy and weird right now, but we fought off our quarantine-induced inner demons long enough to hook these ol’ mics up to Zoom and answer your questions from Instagram. Thank you, kind Hoes, for your queries and for grinning and bearing it through the lags, connection glitches, and general tech quirks that have become our new normal. Join us as we discover why Katie can’t work at a sex hotline, reminisce about our time on the Titanic, share the trauma that brough...
Ay, Corona!
March 16, 2020 06:00 - 33 minutes - 23.4 MBIt’s quarantine time and you better believe the Hoes stocked up on some Trade Joes rations. Well, technically they’re just items Evie’s been accumulating in her kitchen for roughly a year but you get the gist. From frozen apps to salty snacks, it’s a nonperishable parade of never-before-featured foods. Also on the menu, ideas for the next Pixar film, Evie's distorted music knowledge and Katie’s savory solution for social distancing. In the cart: Mandarin Style Orange Chicken Bowl Mac and C...
The Donut Divide
March 09, 2020 06:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MBWell, Hoes, it was bound to happen. It took 10 episodes into season two, but we have found the item that will divide us as much in 2020 as Trader Joe’s Fig & Olive and Raisin & Rosemary Crisps did in 2019. It’s the donut. We discovered this week that we are on very opposite ends of the spectrum between liking raised and cake donuts. Which do you prefer? Along with several other breakfast baked goods, we discuss how strange our last names are, childhood cake trauma, and butt muffins. In ...
In the Bag
March 02, 2020 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MBRIP Joe Coulombe. You turned Hawaiian shirt Fridays into a daily uniform, created a wine selection that put other grocery chains to shame, and provided us with the snacks we didn’t know we needed and now can’t live with out. Wherever you are, we hope there’s pickle popcorn. In this episode, the Hoes are hitting up Trader Joe’s bagged salad section for half-assed healthy eating. Get ready a toss up of flavors, a drizzling of “FEY-TUH” and a thorough investigation into Evie’s fork skills. ...
Love You Elote
February 24, 2020 06:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBThis week, Katie said it best: “It’s 2020. We’re not saying sorry, and we’re putting Elote seasoning on everything.” Yep, we’re doing a taste test with the brand new Everything But The Elote Seasoning Blend with some help from our Hoes. We took your suggestions and discovered just what this Elote stuff can do. We also reveal a new business idea, debate which president we think is hottest, and celebrate Katie using “caveat” properly in a sentence. 🛒 In the cart: -Everything But The Elote ...
Love You Elote
February 24, 2020 06:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBThis week, Katie said it best: “It’s 2020. We’re not saying sorry, and we’re putting Elote seasoning on everything.” Yep, we’re doing a taste test with the brand new Everything But The Elote Seasoning Blend with some help from our Hoes. We took your suggestions and discovered just what this Elote stuff can do. We also reveal a new business idea, debate which president we think is hottest, and celebrate Katie using “caveat” properly in a sentence. 🛒 In the cart: -Everything But The Elote ...
Yo, Gurt, What's Good?
February 17, 2020 07:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MBThe Hoes are serving up some serious culture with the help of Trader Joe’s many (MANY) yogurts. From dairy alternatives to desserts in disguise, it’s a live and active assortment of gut-fortifying breakfast food. Not on the menu: Evie’s coconut trauma, Katie’s hypothetical son, Rice-A-Roni , and some very distorted Mighty Ducks references. In the cart: Organic Creamy Cashew Cultured Strawberry Yogurt Alternative Organic Creamy Cashew Cultured Vanilla Yogurt Alternative Greek Nonfat Coco...
Yon Kween!
February 10, 2020 06:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBTo celebrate the season of love, we’re falling for a few of Trader Joe’s Valentine’s Day items and ghosting others. We’re also trying to woo you with one of the worst Irish accents you’ve ever heard, Homestar Runner references, and the discovery of Yonic Energy, which will be fueling all of our self-love for the rest of forever. 🛒In The Cart: French Macrons The Jelly Bean Lover’s Jelly Bean Hearts Heart-Shaped Box of Milk, Dark and White Chocolate Assortment Raspberry Hearts Cocoa Truf...
Oh Snack
February 03, 2020 07:00 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBThe Hoes are getting healthyish with Trader Joe's dehydrated helping of fruits and veggies. Crank up the sodium and crunch down on Mother Nature's refinedest because this episode is serving up some savory lewks. Also on the menu: The Beets 90s hit "Killer Tofu," Gardetto's seasoning and Evie's short-lived Girl Scout career. In the cart: Trader Joe's Contemplated Peas on Earth Just Beets Jerk-Syle Plantain Chips Savory Banana & Nuts Organic Dehydrated Carrots of Many Colors Seasoned Kale Ch...
The Ones That Got Away
January 27, 2020 06:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MB🎶This is the story of two hoes, Who missed a few new things at Trader Joe’s. And while they sound so sad in episodes, You absolutely love them when they yeet. 🎶 Um, anyway, besides dissecting the role sad girls had on ‘90s music, we also did a little backtracking and rounded up the newish, buzz-worthy items that we missed over the past few months. Plus, we pondered why OBGYNs don’t give out goodie bags like dentists do, homonyms, and the true meaning of “yeet.” 🛒In the cart: -Kale Gnocch...
Dry Mid-January
January 20, 2020 07:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBThe Hoes are doing Dry January - and in typical fashion, Katie is starting it two weeks late. But they’re not stressing because surely Trader Joe has them covered with his fine selection of nonalcoholic bevies, right? RIGHT? Get ready for juice twists no one asked for, scented marker flashbacks and the old timely tunes of Ashlee Simpson. In the cart: Organic Carrot Turmeric Juice Blend Lemon Ginger Echinacea Hibiscus Lemongrass Naturally Flavored Sparkling Beverage Seltzers With A Splas...
Dry Mid-January
January 20, 2020 07:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBThe Hoes are doing Dry January - and in typical fashion, Katie is starting it two weeks late. But they’re not stressing because surely Trader Joe has them covered with his fine selection of nonalcoholic bevies, right? RIGHT? Get ready for juice twists no one asked for, scented marker flashbacks and the old timely tunes of Ashlee Simpson. In the cart: Organic Carrot Turmeric Juice Blend Lemon Ginger Echinacea Hibiscus Lemongrass Naturally Flavored Sparkling Beverage Seltzers With A Splas...
Out Of The Bowl
January 13, 2020 06:00 - 40 minutes - 27.5 MBThis week, we’ve got your resolution solutions. You know, if your 2020 goal is to bring your lunch to work more often. Either way, we’re sampling Trader Joe’s frozen bowls, wishing for an adult version of Gymboree, and getting the theme song of “Gullah Gullah Island” stuck in your head. Plus, Katie tries shrimp for possibly the first time ever, and Evie teaches her how to say “Bibimbap” for definitely the first time ever. In the cart: Cuban Style Citrus Garlic Bowl Sriracha Shrimp Bowl...
Bro-ing It Out
January 06, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBIt’s 2020 and the Hoes are seeing double. This week, Evie and Katie invite their significant others to review new finds and favorites from their local TJ’s. Do these Trader Bros have what it takes to bring Joe’s epic product descriptions to life? Will Evie ever settle on her next indie band name? Can Katie fit through a dog door? Find out on this special new year episode! In the cart: Creamy Roasted Cauliflower & Onion Dip Columbus Italian Dry Salami Dark Russet Potato Chips Ghost Pepper ...
A Hoe Year Gone By
December 30, 2019 06:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBHappy New Year, Hoes! To celebrate having kept this podcast going for a full year, we're looking back at some of our favorite and most traumatic moments of the past year. From new Trader Joe's staples to one item that almost ended the show entirely, we're going over the good, the bad, and the idiotic (mostly us) from the past year of Trader Hoes. Top 10 Items Kept In The Cart: -Organic Elote Corn Chip Dippers -Chili & Lime Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips (Jakis) -Satis Dei Syrah Garnacha -She...
A Hoe Year Gone By
December 30, 2019 06:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBHappy New Year, Hoes! To celebrate having kept this podcast going for a full year, we're looking back at some of our favorite and most traumatic moments of the past year. From new Trader Joe's staples to one item that almost ended the show entirely, we're going over the good, the bad, and the idiotic (mostly us) from the past year of Trader Hoes. Top 10 Items Kept In The Cart: -Organic Elote Corn Chip Dippers -Chili & Lime Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips (Jakis) -Satis Dei Syrah Garnacha -She...
Rin Tin Tin
December 23, 2019 07:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBThe Hoes are closing out their holiday series with a seasonal classic: the tin. From popcorn trios to something that may or may not be a drug on Riverdale, its a sweet-meets-savory showcase of Trader Joes’ one-and-done gifting. And just for good measure, they’re throwing in some phallic New Year’s Eve gummies, a caramel guessing game and some waffle cookies Katie can’t pronounce. In the cart: Jingle Jangle Stroopwafel Nutty Praline Trio English Toffee with Notes Taste Test of Caramels...
Peppermint Spatty
December 16, 2019 06:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBWe’re getting pretty fresh in this episode as we brush up on Trader Joe’s holiday peppermint items and learn which ones are a refreshing surprise and which err on the side of toothpaste. Plus, we’re bringing back “That’s What She Said” jokes, wondering how affairs work and really questioning if maybe Trader Joe’s is the one that needs a Patreon account. In the cart: Peppermint Mini Hold the Cones Oxte The Silence Red Blend Candy Cane Decaffeinated Green Tea Peppermint Bark Mini pep...
Bad and Boozy
December 09, 2019 07:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBThe insulin isn't the only thing getting spiked as the Hoes embark on a holiday tradition: getting tipsy on Trader Joe's chocolate liqueurs. From the fancy to the figgy, it's a sugary showdown verging on a shit show -- a 50th episode shit show! Not in the cart: Evie's 23andMe results, vodka saunas and CBD candles. In the cart: Chocolate Liqueur Cherries Coco Cream Liqueur Wintery Blend Brandy Beans Boozy Little Chocolate Truffles Rabitos Royal Assorted Half Dipped Chocolate Biscotti Su...
Easy, Breezy, Buttery Cookie Girl
December 02, 2019 06:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBThe holidays have hit, Hoes, and we are munching ahead full blast, starting with Trader Joe’s holiday cookies. Plus, we tease some exciting news (be sure to follow us on Instagram at @realtraderhoes to get the details), buy into Cyber Monday, discuss how we feel about cats, and tell the story of Evie getting fan struck for the first time! In the cart: Trader Joe’s and the Astounding Multi-Flavored Joe-Joe’s Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Gluten-Free Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Dark Chocolate Stars ...
Easy, Breezy, Buttery Cookie Girl
December 02, 2019 06:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBThe holidays have hit, Hoes, and we are munching ahead full blast, starting with Trader Joe’s holiday cookies. Plus, we tease some exciting news (be sure to follow us on Instagram at @realtraderhoes to get the details), buy into Cyber Monday, discuss how we feel about cats, and tell the story of Evie getting fan struck for the first time! In the cart: Trader Joe’s and the Astounding Multi-Flavored Joe-Joe’s Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Gluten-Free Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Dark Chocolate Stars ...
So Gratinful
November 25, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBWe are so thankful for you Hoes, and just as thankful for Trader Joe’s Thanksgiving fixings! From the corner-cutting classics to the festive fusions that only Joe himself could create these Hoes are all aboard this grocery gravy train. Not on the train: Evie’s secret family stuffing, Paul Hollywood’s soggy bottom and chicken milk. In the cart: Pistachio Pomegranate Crisps Scalloped Potatoes Quattro Formaggio Breaded Turkey-Less Stuffed Roast with Gravy Cauliflower and Cheesy Pasta Shel...
From A To Ziti
November 18, 2019 06:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBIn this episode, the Hoes get a little silly, fusilli that is, as they take a bite out of Trader Joe’s frozen, single-serve pasta selection. It’s Evie’s turn to exhibit a horrible accent, Katie unveils her idea for a new breastaurant, and they both question Joe’s understanding of Italian food. In the cart: Fusilli with Vegetables & Basil Pesto Ricotta & Spinach Tortelloni with Red Pesto Farfalle with 4 Cheeses & Spinach Organic Pesto Tortellini Reduced-Guilt Baked Ziti with Mozzarell...
That's a Wrap
November 11, 2019 07:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MBIt’s an epic wrap battle featuring Trader Joe’s finest assortment of tortilla-wrapped fusions. But this pre-made matchup may be more than these Hoes bargained for. Get ready for a rollercoaster of low-carb concoctions, high-steaks tuna and — heaven help us — Katie’s weird moles. In the cart: - Tuna Salad Wrap - Cubano Seasoned Wrap - Rainbow Wrap - Turkey Club Wrap - Turkey Gobbler Wrap Support the Show.
The Pumpk-end.
November 04, 2019 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBWell, Hoes, they've made it to the finale of the Pumpkin Pilgrimage and are closing it out with a smorgas-gourd of Trader Joe's pumpkin products. They're talking everything from liqueur to dog treats, all while struggling with sheet masks, pronunciations, and why Pumpkin Spice never made it into the Spice Girls. In the cart: Pumpkin Spice Biocellulose Face Mask Howling Gourds Pumpkin Ale Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps Cranberry Chèvre Creamy Toscano Cheese Dusted With Cinnamon Pumpkin Pie...
The Pumpk-end.
November 04, 2019 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBWell, Hoes, they've made it to the finale of the Pumpkin Pilgrimage and are closing it out with a smorgas-gourd of Trader Joe's pumpkin products. They're talking everything from liqueur to dog treats, all while struggling with sheet masks, pronunciations, and why Pumpkin Spice never made it into the Spice Girls. In the cart: Pumpkin Spice Biocellulose Face Mask Howling Gourds Pumpkin Ale Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps Cranberry Chèvre Creamy Toscano Cheese Dusted With Cinnamon Pumpkin Pie...
Haunted Hoes
October 28, 2019 05:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MBThe Hoes are taking on Trader Joe's Halloween items, and the puns aren't even the scariest part. Katie and Evie learn how to fight their fears, try to figure out who even likes candy corn, and avoid disappointing Lizzo at all costs. In the cart: Haunted House Chocolate Cookie Kit Candy Corn Popcorn Glimmering Pumpkin Sugar-Coated Sugar Cookies spooky Half Moon Cookies Boo Bark Chocolate Mousse Pumpkins Halloween Gummies Want to hear how the Haunted House Chocolate Cookie Kit assem...
A Pumpkin Walks Into a Bar
October 21, 2019 23:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MBIt’s Part Five of our Pumpkin Series, Hoes! And these star bitches all about Trader Joe’s sweet, sweet pumpkin spice snacks. From bars to barks, cones to cake, it’s a nonstop striptease of inexplicably boob-shaped treats. In the cart: Pumpkin Cheesecake Pumpkin Spices Pumpkin Seeds This Pumpkin Walks Into a Bar Spiced Pumpkin Madeleine Cookies Pumpkin Ginger Hold the Cone Organic Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark Support the Show.
James and the Giant Pumpkin
October 14, 2019 05:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBThe Hoes are hitting a wall with Trader Joe’s nonstop pumpkin parade but they’re powering through thanks to these oh-so-easy, oh-so-lazy breakfast items. Sure, they may just be glorified dessert. And yes, they’re washing it down with breakfast wine. But hey, that’s exactly what Evie’s going to need when she finds out Katie has never, not even once in her fall-loving life, tried a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. In the cart: Pumpkin O’s Pumpkin Biscotti Pumpkin Butter Pecan Pumpkin Inst...
James and the Giant Pumpkin
October 14, 2019 05:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBThe Hoes are hitting a wall with Trader Joe’s nonstop pumpkin parade but they’re powering through thanks to these oh-so-easy, oh-so-lazy breakfast items. Sure, they may just be glorified dessert. And yes, they’re washing it down with breakfast wine. But hey, that’s exactly what Evie’s going to need when she finds out Katie has never, not even once in her fall-loving life, tried a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. In the cart: Pumpkin O’s Pumpkin Biscotti Pumpkin Butter Pecan Pumpkin Inst...
Pumpkin Spice Of Life
October 07, 2019 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MBThe Hoes are on part three of their pumpkin pilgrimage, and things are getting personal. After the most prep that they’ve ever put into an episode, expectations were high for this fancy pumpkin breakfast. They read instructions (or tried to), identified “seasoned crevices” as the best part of a baked good, and revealed the existence of specific voices that Evie uses for her dogs. In the cart: Pumpkin Spice Coffee Pumpkin Spice Almond Beverage Pumpkin Rolls Pumpkin Chocolate Chunk O...
Ho-ing It Out: Zack McCarty
September 30, 2019 05:00 - 58 minutes - 40.6 MBThe third installment of Ho-ing It Out holds a smattering of firsts for The Hoes. It’s the first time Trader Joe’s virgin, Zack McCarty, sets foot inside a store. It’s the first time the Hoes record on location. And it’s the first time an episode resembles MTV’s The Real World. Things get salty and sweet, the Hoes imagine several innovative concepts (brosé and pumpkin spice vibrators, to name a few), and they wonder if Katie really did have a childhood. In the cart: Maison Barboulot Cabe...
Pumpkin Bisque, Please
September 23, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MBIt's part two of our Trader Joe's Pumpkin Series, and the Hoes are going all in on the savory seasonals -- as well as people who leave voicemails, balcony falcons (falconies?) and Katie's not-so-subtle pitch to the TJ's demo station associate about this very podcast. Get out of those jeans and into some sweatpants, Hoes, 'cause this autumnal episode is HEARTY. In the cart: Autumnal Harvest Alfredo Sauce Fall Zucchette Pasta Autumnal Harvest Creamy Pasta Sauce Pumpkin Ravioli Pumpkin...
Pumpkin you believe?
September 17, 2019 03:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MBHoes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, and the harvest has been bountiful, as Joe himself would apparently say. The Hoes are embarking on a pumpkin pilgrimage, and you better believe this is only part one. Get cozy and get ready for an ungodly amount of pumpkin, Sailor Moon’s autumnal cousin, Harvest Moon, a slight grammar lesson and the introduction of the Unigourd. In the cart: Vanilla Pumpkin Scented Candle Henry Hotspur’s Hard Pressed For Cider Greek Nonfat Yogurt in Pumpkin...
Taco the Town
September 09, 2019 07:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MBThe Hoes throw themselves a frozen fiesta courtesy of Trader Joe. And the only thing more adorable than the tiny tacos is their new recording studio: Katie’s childhood bedroom. Program that microwave, because we’re about serve up some mini Mexican apps, Kosher wine trivia and — what the hell — some movie recs. In the cart: -Dearly Beloved I Thee Red -Mini Beef Tacos -Mini Chicken Tacos -Black Bean & Cheese Taquitos -Chipotle Vegetable Quesadillas -Southwest Chicken Quesadillas Sup...
Yes We Candy
September 02, 2019 05:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MBThe Hoes play their own version of Candy Land this week, and the ending isn't exactly as sweet as they'd hoped. They also try to sink their teeth into some of life's burning questions. Is Trader Joe's heading to Europe? Is white chocolate even chocolate? Are children's pool floaties now fashionable bracelets? They might not have discovered any answers, but their dentists will most likely discover several new cavities. In the cart: Mini Gummy Bears on a Chocolate Pool Day Fruit Jellies ...
Blame It on the Juice
August 26, 2019 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBIt’s not Goose but it’ll do. From the cold-pressed to the hard to impress, the Hoes sample Trader Joe’s juice selection and barely make it out with their stomachs intact. This episode is a gut punch of Mother Nature’s refined-est, Olivia Wilde trivia (or should we say Olivia Cockburn?) and whatever the hell Yam Beans are. In the cart: Organic Ginger & Turmeric Juice Shots Organic No Joke Ginger Juice Shot Cold Pressed Juice Green Cold Pressed Juice Red Organic Sparkling Apple Cider ...
Blame It on the Juice
August 26, 2019 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBIt’s not Goose but it’ll do. From the cold-pressed to the hard to impress, the Hoes sample Trader Joe’s juice selection and barely make it out with their stomachs intact. This episode is a gut punch of Mother Nature’s refined-est, Olivia Wilde trivia (or should we say Olivia Cockburn?) and whatever the hell Yam Beans are. In the cart: Organic Ginger & Turmeric Juice Shots Organic No Joke Ginger Juice Shot Cold Pressed Juice Green Cold Pressed Juice Red Organic Sparkling Apple Cider ...
Double Dips
August 19, 2019 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MBThis week, the Hoes are revisiting something that caused quite a stir the first time around: Dips. They're giving out second chances, falling in love with newbies, trying to corrupt innocent Trader Joe, mispronouncing everything, and maybe even proposing a Trader Hoes Instagram DM group. In the cart: Simpler Wines Rose Organic Creamy Cashew Fiesta Dip Pita Chips with Sea Salt Baby Carrots Jalapeño Lime Almond Dip Vegan Ranch Dip Zhoug Sauce Chocolate Hummus Support the Show.
Ice Kweens
August 12, 2019 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBThe Hoes are getting icy on this one! It’s a Trader Joe’s ice pop showdown and the reviews are chilling to say the least. Although not as chilling as Dr. Death or the thought of Katie being a licensed surgeon. In the cart: Mango & Cream Bars Raspberry & Cream Bars Strawberry Greek Frozen Yogurt Parfait Bars Cold Brew Latte Dessert Bars Lime Fruit Floes Fruit Frenzy Bars Support the Show.
Ho-ing It Out: Ali Dugaw (Gluten Free Travel Girl)
August 05, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 46 MBFor the second installment of Ho-ing It Out, the Hoes are so excited to welcome Ali Dugaw, A.K.A. Gluten Free Travel Girl and producer of Arizona’s Family. Ali brings with her a smattering of gluten-free snacks and from the get-go, it’s clear she’s already a Pro Ho. The Hoes also have the great honor of introducing Ali to the Eloté Corn Chip Dippers, and Katie divulges her past as a circus performer in Mexico. Oh, and they somehow manage to work in some serious conversation about the stigma ...
Cold Brewskis
July 29, 2019 05:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBGet hyped because The Hoes are sipping on Trader Joe’s canned cold brew this week, and you know things got intense and jittery. They paired these brews with two heavenly coffee cake miracles, which honestly saved the day, and a bit of scatting, discussion of milk varieties, the Commandments of Trader Josef, a breakdown of our family trees and a heated debate about whether cakes are breads or not. In the cart: Black Cold Brew Coffee Blueberry Streusel Bread French Vanilla Cold Brew Coffe...
Ravi-YOLO
July 22, 2019 03:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MBHoly ravioli, Batman! The Hoes are deep diving into some serious refrigerated pasta from Trader Joe's — or should we say, Trader Giotto’s? This carboloaded episode also comes with hot takes on Lady Gaga’s pronunciation of “pasta,” discussions of who would make a better phone sex worker, and the Hoes’ newest invention, dessert pasta. In the cart: Phigment Red Wine Blend Tomato Basil Marinara Arugula & Parmigiano Reggiano Ravioli Butternut Squash Triangoli Porchini Mushroom & Truffle Tr...
And Piiiiie Will Always Love You
July 15, 2019 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBIt's Katie's birthday, so she chose to review the ultimate birthday dessert: Pie, duh. Of course the Hoes had to kick it off with Katie's favorite frozen pie ever, but then things took a turn. They explore whether pie crusts could actually be made out of farts or not, try to translate modern slang and take a particularly embarrassing stroll down Thanksgiving memory lane. Happy birthday, Katie! In the cart: Cecilia B Vino Spumante Rosé Key Lime Pie Lemon Meringue Tart Apple Crumble Pie...
Master Tammelier
July 08, 2019 06:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MBThis week, the Hoes are putting their tamale sommelier skills to the test while tasting Trader Joe’s fresh tamale selection and a few side pieces to round things out. And the favorite choice? Well, the Hoes did not see it coming. They also dish on which Spice Girl they wish they were, items they wish TJ’s carried, their joint celebrity name and Molotov cocktails. In the cart: Reposado Tequila Queso Cheese Dip Sweet Potato Tortilla Chips Elote Corn Chip Dippers Five Layer Dip Handmade...
Meat Cute
July 01, 2019 05:00 - 33 minutes - 22.7 MBThe Hoes go HAM on some frozen burgers and discover a new favorite condiment in the process. Plus, Evie reveals that she knows absolutely nothing about beer, and Katie somehow segues into that one time she saw a dead body. Naturally. In the cart: Grass Fed Angus Beef Burgers Honey Pale Ale Mustard Hamburger Buns Trader José Premium Lager Chili Lime Chicken Burgers Turkey Burgers Ground Buffalo Burgers Support the Show.