82. Breadless French Toast a la Dig Dug

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Lords:
* Hallie
* @hallie_9000
* Chris will find you.
Topics:
* The Pokemon Sylveon is supposed to be cute but it freaks me out and let me tell you why
* Savory french toast.
* Remember briefcases? People would just bring paperwork home with them. To work more, at home, for free. Fucked up, if you think about it.
* Everytime we touch Detective Pikachu
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQyM2AU7nZo
* https://youtu.be/YUWqaBiEs
* The ethics of making a robot daughter
* https://www.etsy.com/listing/955388068/long-furby-custom-plush
* https://www.etsy.com/listing/912086346/3-ft-long-furby-purple-fur-customizable
* https://www.google.com/search?q=furby+sylveon&tbm=isch
* https://www.etsy.com/listing/951517045/custom-furby-oddbody-long-furby-alien
Microtopics:
* Whether it's possible to do Soupertasters remotely.
* What show this even is.
* Never watching the best episode of a show because if you do the rest will be worse than that.
* A game where you explore a tavern and then the game ends.
* History littered with the corpses of couch-co-op-only games.
* A hypothetical podcast about the dark history of cribbage.
* The best vertically scrolling shooter set on British colonial Mars.
* Adding faeries to rebalance the meta which has been overrun by dragons.
* A little quadruped with features.
* Ribbon-like feelers that make you drop your guard.
* OG European fairies who steal children and leave rusty nails in their place.
* A cute fairy dog that will fuck your shit up when you're not looking vibe.
* The mortifying ordeal of realizing that all the Pokemon who look like they're wearing clothes? That's actually their skin.
* A Syveon swinging around Viridian City like Spider-Man, eating birds and avoiding cold iron.
* Turkey-flavored bread.
* Making a Monte Cristo with savory French toast.
* A sweet omelette with a lot more bread than egg.
* Breadless French toast.
* Omelette a la Dig Dug.
* Filling crepes.
* Using eggs as glue for putting a bunch of yummies together.
* Lobster burritos.
* What briefcases are for.
* A game where you've got a corgi and you've gotta get her somewhere to do stuff.
* Bringing a knife to a briefcase fight.
* Using briefcases to store underwear.
* Whether you want to sit in the briefcase or boxercase section.
* Asking president Clinton "boxers or briefs?" on a live Q&A.
* An adorable chonky Pikachu.
* Detective Pikachu turning out way better than it had any right to be.
* Two and a half hours of Pikachu jazzercising.
* Whether Pikachu is made of shiny plastic like in Pokemon Go or is furry like a mouse like in Detective Pikachu.
* Hiring internet meme people to do concept art for your movie.
* Pokemon MC Hammer's extremely baggy purple leg skin.
* Realistic Homer Simpson and realistic Mario.
* Diving straight into your uncanny valley reflex and poking it with a stick.
* Doing an image search for "realistic Mr. Mime" and regretting it immediately.
* Psychic stigmata.
* Star Trek: The Next Generation and Frankenstein's conflicting takes on whether it's a good idea to construct an artificial person.
* Trying to make a robot daughter but accidently making a murder bot.
* Committing your kid to Git so you can roll back when they find out about the time you spent on 4chan.
* Best practices for doing AI research without committing murder all the time.
* The "bunch of delicious stuff in a pan plus eggs" approach to AI research vs. the "frittata" approach to AI research.
* Observing and understanding the outcome of training a neural network and writing an ordinary program to do the same thing.
* Agreement.
* The alternate ending of Frankenstein where Dr. Frankenstein accidentally installs a baker's hand on the monster and it goes on a baking rampage using up all the flour in town.
* To what degree parents can be held responsible for what their children do.
* How it's okay to disown your parents but not your children.
* A chatbot with servomotors in it.
* A Furby molar.
* A burden too great to bear alone.
* A Furby living in a hollowed out tooth filled with corks.
* Waking up next to a ceramic tooth with a face every morning.
* Whether MAME has Furby support.
* Douglas.
* A Furby with baked beans instead of skin.
* A Furby with teeth in the middle and it's not okay.

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early!

Lords:

Hallie

@hallie_9000

Chris will find you.

Topics:

The Pokemon Sylveon is supposed to be cute but it freaks me out and let me tell you why
Savory french toast.
Remember briefcases? People would just bring paperwork home with them. To work more, at home, for free. Fucked up, if you think about it.
Everytime we touch Detective Pikachu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQyM2AU7nZo
https://youtu.be/YUWq_aBiE_s

The ethics of making a robot daughter

https://www.etsy.com/listing/955388068/long-furby-custom-plush
https://www.etsy.com/listing/912086346/3-ft-long-furby-purple-fur-customizable
https://www.google.com/search?q=furby+sylveon&tbm=isch
https://www.etsy.com/listing/951517045/custom-furby-oddbody-long-furby-alien

Microtopics:

Whether it's possible to do Soupertasters remotely.
What show this even is.
Never watching the best episode of a show because if you do the rest will be worse than that.
A game where you explore a tavern and then the game ends.
History littered with the corpses of couch-co-op-only games.
A hypothetical podcast about the dark history of cribbage.
The best vertically scrolling shooter set on British colonial Mars.
Adding faeries to rebalance the meta which has been overrun by dragons.
A little quadruped with features.
Ribbon-like feelers that make you drop your guard.
OG European fairies who steal children and leave rusty nails in their place.
A cute fairy dog that will fuck your shit up when you're not looking vibe.
The mortifying ordeal of realizing that all the Pokemon who look like they're wearing clothes? That's actually their skin.
A Syveon swinging around Viridian City like Spider-Man, eating birds and avoiding cold iron.
Turkey-flavored bread.
Making a Monte Cristo with savory French toast.
A sweet omelette with a lot more bread than egg.
Breadless French toast.
Omelette a la Dig Dug.
Filling crepes.
Using eggs as glue for putting a bunch of yummies together.
Lobster burritos.
What briefcases are for.
A game where you've got a corgi and you've gotta get her somewhere to do stuff.
Bringing a knife to a briefcase fight.
Using briefcases to store underwear.
Whether you want to sit in the briefcase or boxercase section.
Asking president Clinton "boxers or briefs?" on a live Q&A.
An adorable chonky Pikachu.
Detective Pikachu turning out way better than it had any right to be.
Two and a half hours of Pikachu jazzercising.
Whether Pikachu is made of shiny plastic like in Pokemon Go or is furry like a mouse like in Detective Pikachu.
Hiring internet meme people to do concept art for your movie.
Pokemon MC Hammer's extremely baggy purple leg skin.
Realistic Homer Simpson and realistic Mario.
Diving straight into your uncanny valley reflex and poking it with a stick.
Doing an image search for "realistic Mr. Mime" and regretting it immediately.
Psychic stigmata.
Star Trek: The Next Generation and Frankenstein's conflicting takes on whether it's a good idea to construct an artificial person.
Trying to make a robot daughter but accidently making a murder bot.
Committing your kid to Git so you can roll back when they find out about the time you spent on 4chan.
Best practices for doing AI research without committing murder all the time.
The "bunch of delicious stuff in a pan plus eggs" approach to AI research vs. the "frittata" approach to AI research.
Observing and understanding the outcome of training a neural network and writing an ordinary program to do the same thing.
Agreement.
The alternate ending of Frankenstein where Dr. Frankenstein accidentally installs a baker's hand on the monster and it goes on a baking rampage using up all the flour in town.
To what degree parents can be held responsible for what their children do.
How it's okay to disown your parents but not your children.
A chatbot with servomotors in it.
A Furby molar.
A burden too great to bear alone.
A Furby living in a hollowed out tooth filled with corks.
Waking up next to a ceramic tooth with a face every morning.
Whether MAME has Furby support.
Douglas.
A Furby with baked beans instead of skin.
A Furby with teeth in the middle and it's not okay.

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