238. Talk To Me Like A Doctor Who Gives A Shit

Lords:
* CisHetKayFaber
* Jenni
Topics:
* Interesting/weird foley sounds in games
* Finding out about pop culture when it shows up in ASMR videos
* CisHetKayFaber, correcting small breast mammography takes: "Mammograms seem to suck for everyone, and my initial take of, 'they just keep going' is correct while later discussion where I used it as an example where 'best effort,' in the healthcare system feels like lack of care wasn't appropriate even if that broader point is generally true."
* https://www.healthimages.com/how-are-mammograms-done-on-small-breasts/
* Going to see the eclipse
* https://archive.org/details/canonofeclipsesc0000oppo
* He peels off my clothes like a starving man would peel an orange, by Sharon Cherski
* https://www.mscl.com/characters/sharon_cherski.html
* Generational punctuation differences
* https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-millennial-captcha
Microtopics:
* Plugging the enormous void in your soul by playing Balatro.
* A card game with really good balance and numbering.
* Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel on the Rusty Lake series.
* Giving everybody grace except for yourself.
* Corpse looting foley.
* Looking through a sound library for the sound of a spider dying.
* Buying a chair from an estate sale because you love the sound it makes.
* The Looney Tunes cartoon where some foley artist invented everyone's conception of what a pneumatic tube sounds like.
* Running around outside and deciding to drop a soup can into the pool.
* A school project where you rerecord all the audio for five minutes of television.
* Showing your project to someone and you did such a good job that they don't even notice your project.
* All the clothes that you're wearing making all the clothes noises.
* Watching a porn clip overdubbed with Minecraft noises at just the right time in your life.
* Does two tails mean two assholes?
* Putting an acronym on the Tails experience.
* If you've got a cloaca, it's gotta go in the acronym.
* Only getting horny when an earth, somewhere in the multiverse, is being hit by a comet.
* Two-Tails has two assholes, and I'm one of them.
* Forming the Megazord.
* Lance from all the various things that have Lances in them.
* Who is Lance in love with Voltron?
* Google giving you sports results to make incognito mode more plausible.
* Ironic ASMR.
* Doin' it for the tingles.
* When Dora the Explorer asks you what your favorite part of the show was and she says "I liked that too" except it's a video of a doctor asking you about your health.
* The doctor explaining that this is just what your life is like now.
* Hot dogging it on the blood pressure cuff.
* Changing your blood pressure just to fuck with your doctor.
* Deliberately choosing a femme-presenting chubby doctor.
* Needing to lose about 40 pounds so you get a leg amputated.
* Checking a box on your insurance form saying "do not give me lifestyle advice."
* Carrying around your patient in a folder.
* Doing the Barium test every time.
* I'm in a Barium rotisserie, I need you to work with me.
* Checking the quality of your stomach lining.
* Trying to banter with the person giving you the mammogram and deeply offending them.
* Getting small mouth shame at the dentist.
* Rude Doctor ASMR.
* ASMR videos where the dentist tells you your mouth is big enough.
* Assuming Hugh Laurie is not on Cameo for the purposes of the bit.
* Sourcing an entire podcast through Cameo.
* The most stony-faced magical realism twin assassins.
* Topics episode topics.
* How to personalize a stair.
* Hiring Mike Ehrmantraut to tell you how you're gonna do your taxes.
* Mike Ehrmantraut administering the mammogram.
* Visiting friends who live near the totality.
* A stump that is freshly cut so it's exuding sap non-stop and is covered with bees and flies 24/7.
* Whalefall but on land.
* Chekov's oozing stump coming back in the third act.
* Going to the astronomical society web site to be sure that the eclipse glasses you get are not the counterfeit eclipse glasses.
* Looking at where the sun used to be.
* Looking at something that could only be a visual effect except it's right there in the sky.
* A thousand year old elf working through her emotions about how her human friends keep dying.
* The day you had to be inside during recess.
* Standing up and throwing your potato salad and mint julep on the ground.
* Writing an angry email to Peter Molyneux for designing eclipses badly.
* The cold cement basement of love.
* Media from 1992.
* Borrowing the DVD boxed set of My So-Called Life from your manager at the pizza place.
* Writing poems for your benefactors.
* Poetry written from the point of view of a fake person.
* Poetry that could plausibly have been written by a teenager.
* Do you believe the German mathematician in the 19th century, or do you believe Google?
* A soda can that plays the Amen Break when you open it.
* Texts from your mom asking how is your "boyfriend," is there anything I can do to "help"?
* What it means when someone puts two spaces after a period.
* Growing up meaningfully on the internet.
* Composing some shit very quickly and making sure it is very needs-suiting.
* Taking all day to come up with 350 words because you did not grow up on IRC or forums.
* All the kids discordin' like for real for real fam.
* A much wider variety of emoji than anything you can do with colons and parentheses.
* Sending the semicolon-based winky face to your wife because you cannot be bothered to pull open the emoticon window and find the right icon.
* Asking your dad "what do you think LMAO means"
* Aunts saying "LOL" in funeral announcements.
* Entire generations who have terrible reading comprehension because they didn't grow up texting their friends as their primary mode of communication.
* Missing entire regions of UI because they are vaguely shaped like ads.
* Using a bigger computer to make your bigger purchases.
* Millenial CAPTCHAs.
* Straight for pay.

Lords:

CisHetKayFaber
Jenni

Topics:

Interesting/weird foley sounds in games
Finding out about pop culture when it shows up in ASMR videos

CisHetKayFaber, correcting small breast mammography takes: "Mammograms seem to suck for everyone, and my initial take of, 'they just keep going' is correct while later discussion where I used it as an example where 'best effort,' in the healthcare system feels like lack of care wasn't appropriate even if that broader point is generally true."
https://www.healthimages.com/how-are-mammograms-done-on-small-breasts/

Going to see the eclipse

https://archive.org/details/canonofeclipsesc0000oppo

He peels off my clothes like a starving man would peel an orange, by Sharon Cherski

https://www.mscl.com/characters/sharon_cherski.html

Generational punctuation differences

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-millennial-captcha

Microtopics:

Plugging the enormous void in your soul by playing Balatro.
A card game with really good balance and numbering.
Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel on the Rusty Lake series.
Giving everybody grace except for yourself.
Corpse looting foley.
Looking through a sound library for the sound of a spider dying.
Buying a chair from an estate sale because you love the sound it makes.
The Looney Tunes cartoon where some foley artist invented everyone's conception of what a pneumatic tube sounds like.
Running around outside and deciding to drop a soup can into the pool.
A school project where you rerecord all the audio for five minutes of television.
Showing your project to someone and you did such a good job that they don't even notice your project.
All the clothes that you're wearing making all the clothes noises.
Watching a porn clip overdubbed with Minecraft noises at just the right time in your life.
Does two tails mean two assholes?
Putting an acronym on the Tails experience.
If you've got a cloaca, it's gotta go in the acronym.
Only getting horny when an earth, somewhere in the multiverse, is being hit by a comet.
Two-Tails has two assholes, and I'm one of them.
Forming the Megazord.
Lance from all the various things that have Lances in them.
Who is Lance in love with Voltron?
Google giving you sports results to make incognito mode more plausible.
Ironic ASMR.
Doin' it for the tingles.
When Dora the Explorer asks you what your favorite part of the show was and she says "I liked that too" except it's a video of a doctor asking you about your health.
The doctor explaining that this is just what your life is like now.
Hot dogging it on the blood pressure cuff.
Changing your blood pressure just to fuck with your doctor.
Deliberately choosing a femme-presenting chubby doctor.
Needing to lose about 40 pounds so you get a leg amputated.
Checking a box on your insurance form saying "do not give me lifestyle advice."
Carrying around your patient in a folder.
Doing the Barium test every time.
I'm in a Barium rotisserie, I need you to work with me.
Checking the quality of your stomach lining.
Trying to banter with the person giving you the mammogram and deeply offending them.
Getting small mouth shame at the dentist.
Rude Doctor ASMR.
ASMR videos where the dentist tells you your mouth is big enough.
Assuming Hugh Laurie is not on Cameo for the purposes of the bit.
Sourcing an entire podcast through Cameo.
The most stony-faced magical realism twin assassins.
Topics episode topics.
How to personalize a stair.
Hiring Mike Ehrmantraut to tell you how you're gonna do your taxes.
Mike Ehrmantraut administering the mammogram.
Visiting friends who live near the totality.
A stump that is freshly cut so it's exuding sap non-stop and is covered with bees and flies 24/7.
Whalefall but on land.
Chekov's oozing stump coming back in the third act.
Going to the astronomical society web site to be sure that the eclipse glasses you get are not the counterfeit eclipse glasses.
Looking at where the sun used to be.
Looking at something that could only be a visual effect except it's right there in the sky.
A thousand year old elf working through her emotions about how her human friends keep dying.
The day you had to be inside during recess.
Standing up and throwing your potato salad and mint julep on the ground.
Writing an angry email to Peter Molyneux for designing eclipses badly.
The cold cement basement of love.
Media from 1992.
Borrowing the DVD boxed set of My So-Called Life from your manager at the pizza place.
Writing poems for your benefactors.
Poetry written from the point of view of a fake person.
Poetry that could plausibly have been written by a teenager.
Do you believe the German mathematician in the 19th century, or do you believe Google?
A soda can that plays the Amen Break when you open it.
Texts from your mom asking how is your "boyfriend," is there anything I can do to "help"?
What it means when someone puts two spaces after a period.
Growing up meaningfully on the internet.
Composing some shit very quickly and making sure it is very needs-suiting.
Taking all day to come up with 350 words because you did not grow up on IRC or forums.
All the kids discordin' like for real for real fam.
A much wider variety of emoji than anything you can do with colons and parentheses.
Sending the semicolon-based winky face to your wife because you cannot be bothered to pull open the emoticon window and find the right icon.
Asking your dad "what do you think LMAO means"
Aunts saying "LOL" in funeral announcements.
Entire generations who have terrible reading comprehension because they didn't grow up texting their friends as their primary mode of communication.
Missing entire regions of UI because they are vaguely shaped like ads.
Using a bigger computer to make your bigger purchases.
Millenial CAPTCHAs.
Straight for pay.

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