218. Darmok And Jalad Go To White Castle

Lords:
* Stevie
* Avery
Topics:
* A tour of silly medieval musical instruments
* The House of David, the baseball cult who all looked like oldtimey barbers.
* Arguing with Winston about how needing to pee works
* Avery's Non Mammalian Milk Corner
* Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds
* https://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/content/ode-mammoth-cheese-weighing-over-7000-pounds
Microtopics:
* Why the show works like that.
* Asking people if they understand what's going on.
* Spy software.
* Exactly the kind of game you don't want to explain.
* Someone who has a sense of humor and thinks something is funny.
* A hat you can put on your frog.
* Why frogs are so damn popular.
* The game with the magnifying glass.
* Whether the recorder is a real instrument or a crappy toy for babies.
* Just how thicc this bass recorder is
* The supercomputer that's also a couch.
* Talking to your mom on the phone for 45 minutes because she can't stop listing medieval instruments.
* Recorders that are double recorders.
* Michael Fassbender teaching his clone how to play the flute.
* Eating a pair of garden shears.
* An umbrella handle that was given growth hormones that sounds kind of like a stylophone.
* An instrument that is curved so that you can play it on horseback without bonking the horse.
* The sackbut.
* A selfie stick but for a trombone.
* Sausage bassoons.
* Unholy Rackett.
* How long how many strings look it up?
* Insufflation tubes and dudelsacks..
* Versatile, like the Pogues.
* Bears riding unicycles but not very well.
* Overblowing.
* Jim the Overblower.
* Bringing up bugles to someone who works hospice.
* How many songs you can play on a bugle.
* Not wanting to play Beatles Rock Band because you with at BevMo.
* A photo of an early 20th century cult/baseball team that looks like a modern-day metal band.
* Not being able to make it to the majors so you settle for House of Dave.
* Someone who's never played Blaseball trying to explain Blaseball.
* Amusement parks started by cults.
* A pretty good way to end a baseball league.
* Additional amusement.
* Preserving tiny railways built by a baseball cult.
* A busy man who has no time to pee.
* Peristalsis.
* Persons currently experiencing hubris.
* What happens to your knowledge when you're not actively thinking about it.
* When you can truly say you know the capital of the United States.
* Waking up needing to pee and trying to fall back to sleep so that you forget you need to pee.
* Having a dream about urinals overflowing.
* Cutting nature at its joints.
* Preparing for Topicking.
* Whether the Jejune Institute made money.
* When Sacky Meets Butty.
* Signing a contract in someone else's blood.
* Yet another non-mammalian milk.
* Jacked, yoked, ripped and swole spiders.
* Imagery that's only unsettling because you don't regularly drink spider milk.
* Vestigial web butts.
* Sympathy for the young.
* Putting on a spider silk dress and never being able to take it off.
* A communal spider butthole web.
* Blinded by the milk, wrapped up in a douche.
* The first boutique New York restaurant to serve spider milk pancakes.
* Cutting out all the parts where people say something dumb.
* Drum Pants. (It turns your pants into a drum set.)
* We have seen the a Queen of Cheese.
* The worst rhyme scheme.
* A poem that screams 5th grade.
* Why does this web site have line numbers?
* Are you a bad enough dude to save the president's cheese?
* A poetic technique that can be really cool (but not in this poem)
* Confusing this mammoth cheese with another mammoth cheese.
* The most mammalian of all mammals.
* My Mother Milked a Million Mostly Male Mammoths.
* A huge ice cream tub carried by four ponies.
* 35 tons of milk
* Extremely fake beards.
* A thing people once said to sell chicken.

Lords:

Stevie
Avery

Topics:

A tour of silly medieval musical instruments
The House of David, the baseball cult who all looked like oldtimey barbers.
Arguing with Winston about how needing to pee works
Avery's Non Mammalian Milk Corner
Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds

https://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/content/ode-mammoth-cheese-weighing-over-7000-pounds

Microtopics:

Why the show works like that.
Asking people if they understand what's going on.
Spy software.
Exactly the kind of game you don't want to explain.
Someone who has a sense of humor and thinks something is funny.
A hat you can put on your frog.
Why frogs are so damn popular.
The game with the magnifying glass.
Whether the recorder is a real instrument or a crappy toy for babies.
Just how thicc this bass recorder is
The supercomputer that's also a couch.
Talking to your mom on the phone for 45 minutes because she can't stop listing medieval instruments.
Recorders that are double recorders.
Michael Fassbender teaching his clone how to play the flute.
Eating a pair of garden shears.
An umbrella handle that was given growth hormones that sounds kind of like a stylophone.
An instrument that is curved so that you can play it on horseback without bonking the horse.
The sackbut.
A selfie stick but for a trombone.
Sausage bassoons.
Unholy Rackett.
How long how many strings look it up?
Insufflation tubes and dudelsacks..
Versatile, like the Pogues.
Bears riding unicycles but not very well.
Overblowing.
Jim the Overblower.
Bringing up bugles to someone who works hospice.
How many songs you can play on a bugle.
Not wanting to play Beatles Rock Band because you with at BevMo.
A photo of an early 20th century cult/baseball team that looks like a modern-day metal band.
Not being able to make it to the majors so you settle for House of Dave.
Someone who's never played Blaseball trying to explain Blaseball.
Amusement parks started by cults.
A pretty good way to end a baseball league.
Additional amusement.
Preserving tiny railways built by a baseball cult.
A busy man who has no time to pee.
Peristalsis.
Persons currently experiencing hubris.
What happens to your knowledge when you're not actively thinking about it.
When you can truly say you know the capital of the United States.
Waking up needing to pee and trying to fall back to sleep so that you forget you need to pee.
Having a dream about urinals overflowing.
Cutting nature at its joints.
Preparing for Topicking.
Whether the Jejune Institute made money.
When Sacky Meets Butty.
Signing a contract in someone else's blood.
Yet another non-mammalian milk.
Jacked, yoked, ripped and swole spiders.
Imagery that's only unsettling because you don't regularly drink spider milk.
Vestigial web butts.
Sympathy for the young.
Putting on a spider silk dress and never being able to take it off.
A communal spider butthole web.
Blinded by the milk, wrapped up in a douche.
The first boutique New York restaurant to serve spider milk pancakes.
Cutting out all the parts where people say something dumb.
Drum Pants. (It turns your pants into a drum set.)
We have seen the a Queen of Cheese.
The worst rhyme scheme.
A poem that screams 5th grade.
Why does this web site have line numbers?
Are you a bad enough dude to save the president's cheese?
A poetic technique that can be really cool (but not in this poem)
Confusing this mammoth cheese with another mammoth cheese.
The most mammalian of all mammals.
My Mother Milked a Million Mostly Male Mammoths.
A huge ice cream tub carried by four ponies.
35 tons of milk
Extremely fake beards.
A thing people once said to sell chicken.

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