206. Waiting Around For Laundry To Be Invented

Lords:
* JP
* Styger
Topics:
* Wouldn't mind hearing Jim's thoughts on the recent Super Mario Bros Wonder video
* Souls departing / cartoon ghosts
* You're supposed to use a "spacer" with inhalers now
* Probably not a full topic but I finally ate that apple I was hyped for in my fist Topic Lords appearance
* Questions for a more experienced musician about learning to play piano + songwriting
* How do we teach our children to pirate?
Microtopics:
* The flu shot.
* Your TV patching itself.
* Going wading in a bog until laundry is invented.
* Dying of smoke inhalation until someone invents the chimney.
* A topic for Jim.
* Soliciting Mario opinions.
* Murdering an 80s kid with Mario footage.
* Squat anime Link.
* Mario with a grappling hook.
* Mario with asynchronous co-op partners.
* The new Mario game bringing the real freak shit.
* Developer quality of life.
* The unfortunate mythology of the industry.
* Getting to the moon more sustainably.
* Mike Mika's Donkey Kong gender swap mod.
* Big globs of ragu flying out of rotoscoped pixel men.
* The evolutionary dynamic range of AAA games.
* The boringness of violence.
* Realistic present day modern warfare.
* Making garbage that makes the world worse forever.
* Wanting to see your medium grow.
* A puzzle platformer using a first person shooter interface.
* Reaching a little bit for a different thing.
* Dealing a little bit of damage to a wall.
* A door turning a corpse into a squished blood paste sprite.
* Pikmin 3 as the most honest war game.
* No Dead Pikmin Speed Run.
* Getting more stuff back to your onion.
* Revisiting game mechanics from throughout the series.
* Outgrowing your childhood diseases.
* A big plastic cylinder the size of a breath.
* Audio iconography saying "look at this dickhead"
* A bong for your inhaler.
* All the surfaces between the air and your bronchial tubes.
* A major change in inhaler technology.
* Putting a bunch of programmer time into making conference calls sound good.
* Respironix Optichamber Diamond.
* Algorithms to cancel out the Mentos Jingle.
* Finally trying the new apple varietal on your birthday.
* Haphazard produce sections.
* Heapsorting apples.
* This apple is going to make you its bitch.
* Bad mealy apples in the 80s.
* Banana lore.
* As Seen In Snopes: Verified Not Bullshit Fruit.
* Getting the gist of a song and being able to do your own thing with it.
* Making noises that sound like nice music.
* Learning to play guitar while waiting for your maps to compile.
* Edly's Music Theory for Practical People.
* Learning to which suspicious-looking websites to trust.
* The Golden Age of Scams.
* oldversion.com
* Spiffy new Windows NT computers.
* Streaming services that you refuse to give money to.
* Doers of Game Piracy.
* Public opinion turning on piracy and copyright.
* Information literacy.
* The surviving websites where you don't mind being found.

Lords:

JP
Styger

Topics:

Wouldn't mind hearing Jim's thoughts on the recent Super Mario Bros Wonder video
Souls departing / cartoon ghosts
You're supposed to use a "spacer" with inhalers now
Probably not a full topic but I finally ate that apple I was hyped for in my fist Topic Lords appearance
Questions for a more experienced musician about learning to play piano + songwriting
How do we teach our children to pirate?

Microtopics:

The flu shot.
Your TV patching itself.
Going wading in a bog until laundry is invented.
Dying of smoke inhalation until someone invents the chimney.
A topic for Jim.
Soliciting Mario opinions.
Murdering an 80s kid with Mario footage.
Squat anime Link.
Mario with a grappling hook.
Mario with asynchronous co-op partners.
The new Mario game bringing the real freak shit.
Developer quality of life.
The unfortunate mythology of the industry.
Getting to the moon more sustainably.
Mike Mika's Donkey Kong gender swap mod.
Big globs of ragu flying out of rotoscoped pixel men.
The evolutionary dynamic range of AAA games.
The boringness of violence.
Realistic present day modern warfare.
Making garbage that makes the world worse forever.
Wanting to see your medium grow.
A puzzle platformer using a first person shooter interface.
Reaching a little bit for a different thing.
Dealing a little bit of damage to a wall.
A door turning a corpse into a squished blood paste sprite.
Pikmin 3 as the most honest war game.
No Dead Pikmin Speed Run.
Getting more stuff back to your onion.
Revisiting game mechanics from throughout the series.
Outgrowing your childhood diseases.
A big plastic cylinder the size of a breath.
Audio iconography saying "look at this dickhead"
A bong for your inhaler.
All the surfaces between the air and your bronchial tubes.
A major change in inhaler technology.
Putting a bunch of programmer time into making conference calls sound good.
Respironix Optichamber Diamond.
Algorithms to cancel out the Mentos Jingle.
Finally trying the new apple varietal on your birthday.
Haphazard produce sections.
Heapsorting apples.
This apple is going to make you its bitch.
Bad mealy apples in the 80s.
Banana lore.
As Seen In Snopes: Verified Not Bullshit Fruit.
Getting the gist of a song and being able to do your own thing with it.
Making noises that sound like nice music.
Learning to play guitar while waiting for your maps to compile.
Edly's Music Theory for Practical People.
Learning to which suspicious-looking websites to trust.
The Golden Age of Scams.
oldversion.com
Spiffy new Windows NT computers.
Streaming services that you refuse to give money to.
Doers of Game Piracy.
Public opinion turning on piracy and copyright.
Information literacy.
The surviving websites where you don't mind being found.

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