191. Carbonated Cream Of Mushroom Latte

Lords:
* Chris
* Wacy
Topics:
* Crafting little guys
* Negotiating how to play Zelda together
* Cream of mushroom latte
* ChatGPT wrote a poem about zelda
* Climbing real rocks
Microtopics:
* The Marble Hornets/Slender Man oeuvre.
* Copying and pasting a video.
* Sharing a movie you liked with a friend over IM by copying and pasting the title.
* The turnip in Breath of the Wild.
* Attempting and failing to enjoy wood carving.
* Stabbing the Korok until it is less fuzzy.
* A Snapchat filter that makes it look like you're made of felt.
* Losing your needle-felted Lorax and getting upset.
* Kirby eating Halo.
* Hobbies that double as fidget toys.
* Carving a stick into a squirrel.
* Finding polymer clay out in the woods.
* Naturally-occurring fission reactors.
* Nature with really good graphic design.
* Sharing a Zelda save with your life partner and learning a lot about each other.
* Finding every turnip.
* Learning spoilers at an interesting space.
* The huge thing.
* Target's 30-day return policy.
* What Switch games support local wireless multiplayer.
* Playing halfway through a video game before you figure out the most of the systems.
* Stirring until the lumps go away.
* Kombucha milk.
* An incredibly cheap gas.
* The Sus Engineering DIY carbonation guide.
* Cream of Cow Latte.
* Target getting out the UV light to detect traces of cream of mushroom soup on the espresso machine you're trying to return.
* Frothy oily coffees.
* Inventing a culinary taxonomy in which mushrooms and cheese are both fruit.
* Sweet cheese and savory fruit.
* Sweet cheesus!
* Making a yes or no answer incredibly long.
* Rewriting each paragraph until it ends with a word on a line by itself.
* Rapping about Zelda in 1980s.
* Finding plot holes in this poem about the Legend of Zelda.
* Using video games to ignore that you're on a plane for six hours.
* Horror poems.
* "A Crow Looked at Me" by Mt. Eerie.
* Knowing why someone wrote an album but not why people listen to it.
* Bad Two-Sentence Horror.
* Whether Poe's The Raven counts as horror.
* Businesses named after the thing that the building they're in used to be used for.
* Berkeley Bowl's produce section.
* Climbing a boulder that is not labeled with its difficulty level.
* Difficulty inflation at the climbing gym.
* How rocks are shaped.
* A lump that you pinch with your whole hand.
* Reading about a weird thing in Harry Potter and not knowing if it's weird because it's a magical kingdom or if that's how England does things.
* What camping is like in England.
* Taking a four year old to a parkour gym.
* Being a kid and looking forward to finally growing tall enough to skate on the power lines.
* A table full of rock obstacle courses.
* The standards body that certifies what playground equipment is safe to install.
* Old Enough.
* Achieving the Milk Task.
* Not teaching children cursive.
* Having a name because your mom liked it.

Lords:

Chris
Wacy

Topics:

Crafting little guys
Negotiating how to play Zelda together
Cream of mushroom latte
ChatGPT wrote a poem about zelda
Climbing real rocks

Microtopics:

The Marble Hornets/Slender Man oeuvre.
Copying and pasting a video.
Sharing a movie you liked with a friend over IM by copying and pasting the title.
The turnip in Breath of the Wild.
Attempting and failing to enjoy wood carving.
Stabbing the Korok until it is less fuzzy.
A Snapchat filter that makes it look like you're made of felt.
Losing your needle-felted Lorax and getting upset.
Kirby eating Halo.
Hobbies that double as fidget toys.
Carving a stick into a squirrel.
Finding polymer clay out in the woods.
Naturally-occurring fission reactors.
Nature with really good graphic design.
Sharing a Zelda save with your life partner and learning a lot about each other.
Finding every turnip.
Learning spoilers at an interesting space.
The huge thing.
Target's 30-day return policy.
What Switch games support local wireless multiplayer.
Playing halfway through a video game before you figure out the most of the systems.
Stirring until the lumps go away.
Kombucha milk.
An incredibly cheap gas.
The Sus Engineering DIY carbonation guide.
Cream of Cow Latte.
Target getting out the UV light to detect traces of cream of mushroom soup on the espresso machine you're trying to return.
Frothy oily coffees.
Inventing a culinary taxonomy in which mushrooms and cheese are both fruit.
Sweet cheese and savory fruit.
Sweet cheesus!
Making a yes or no answer incredibly long.
Rewriting each paragraph until it ends with a word on a line by itself.
Rapping about Zelda in 1980s.
Finding plot holes in this poem about the Legend of Zelda.
Using video games to ignore that you're on a plane for six hours.
Horror poems.
"A Crow Looked at Me" by Mt. Eerie.
Knowing why someone wrote an album but not why people listen to it.
Bad Two-Sentence Horror.
Whether Poe's The Raven counts as horror.
Businesses named after the thing that the building they're in used to be used for.
Berkeley Bowl's produce section.
Climbing a boulder that is not labeled with its difficulty level.
Difficulty inflation at the climbing gym.
How rocks are shaped.
A lump that you pinch with your whole hand.
Reading about a weird thing in Harry Potter and not knowing if it's weird because it's a magical kingdom or if that's how England does things.
What camping is like in England.
Taking a four year old to a parkour gym.
Being a kid and looking forward to finally growing tall enough to skate on the power lines.
A table full of rock obstacle courses.
The standards body that certifies what playground equipment is safe to install.
Old Enough.
Achieving the Milk Task.
Not teaching children cursive.
Having a name because your mom liked it.

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