165. Spitting Wiggly Air

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Lords:
* Mark
* Shirley
Topics:
* What would you do if you came downstairs and all of my clothes and my glasses were on the floor in a heap in a puddle of water?
* Aphasia: What doesn't it mean?
* Dr. Icecreamwala
* https://www.icecreamderm.com/
* Eternal Champion - I Am The Hammer
* https://eternalchampion.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-the-hammer
* Teen Censorship (what to restrict, if anything?)
* SCA stuff: social skills in the SCA, thrown weapons, and winter camping!
Microtopics:
* EEG, EKG and ECG.
* Dogs and video games.
* Kingdom: Two Crowns.
* Whoops, I'm Dead!
* Borker and Starina.
* Waking up in the morning and telling your wife "and we're back!"
* Sleeping with the Shirley-cicle.
* When your wife turns into a puddle of water and you have to get a hot water bottle shaped like your wife to sleep with every night.
* Hedge witches.
* An Alex Mack situation.
* Turning yourself into a goo accidentally vs. on purpose.
* A dog athletic enough to pee on your glasses while you're wearing them.
* Figuring out what muscle to flex to telepathically communicate as a glass of water.
* Believing things you see written in an authoritative voice.
* The kind of movies Bruce Willis has been making lately.
* Aphasia vs. Primary Progressive Aphasia.
* The four primary modalities of human language.
* Figuring out how to hang out with someone you can't talk to.
* Decoupling the word "yes" from its literal meaning.
* Apraxia of speech.
* Thanking colonialism for this moment of delight.
* Serving your patients their prescription in a waffle cone.
* Flying to the Bay Area to get some light dermatology done.
* The battle-starved riders of Tarsul.
* The demon priests of ill Nitaar.
* Nolan Bushnell receiving feedback about the name Atari.
* The God Blade.
* Fist-pumpin', sword-swingin' heavy metal.
* A good source of lore.
* Cosmologies where god is a species.
* Drinking his blood to see what happens.
* Heavy metal bands fronted by blacksmiths.
* Wanting your teenager to feel safe listening to fascist heavy metal in front of you so that you can talk to them about it.
* Installing a web filter so that your child doesn't accidentally stumble into gross abusive porn.
* Opinions about parent-child relationships from someone who was once a child.
* Heavy metal bands who write music about white nationalism vs. heavy metal bands who are just white nationalist without writing about it.
* Deliberately not separating the art from the artist so you get the extra enjoyment out of musicians who are cool people.
* Videos of common household items being crushed under the wheels of a car.
* Videos of people building things in the woods.
* Devil's toothpaste.
* Reacting to the sugar tax by angrily boycotting soda.
* The Society for Creative Anachronism kicking you out if you dress up as a time traveler from the future or a 1950s greaser.
* The SCA re-enacting the before-times, when morning zoo radio didn't exist yet.
* Apex Nerds.
* Geniuses above petty squabbling.
* A better system of chilling out.
* Going into the woods with your friend who likes building stuff in the woods and watching him build stuff in the woods.
* Movies set in the 80s that have absolutely nothing from the 70s in them because everybody threw all that shit away on January 1st, 1980.
* Handing out arm rings to your sworn men.
* Instituting a buddy system where you buy each other awards.
* Happy baby cow.

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early!

Lords:

Mark
Shirley

Topics:

What would you do if you came downstairs and all of my clothes and my glasses were on the floor in a heap in a puddle of water?
Aphasia: What doesn't it mean?
Dr. Icecreamwala

https://www.icecreamderm.com/

Eternal Champion - I Am The Hammer

https://eternalchampion.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-the-hammer

Teen Censorship (what to restrict, if anything?)
SCA stuff: social skills in the SCA, thrown weapons, and winter camping!

Microtopics:

EEG, EKG and ECG.
Dogs and video games.
Kingdom: Two Crowns.
Whoops, I'm Dead!
Borker and Starina.
Waking up in the morning and telling your wife "and we're back!"
Sleeping with the Shirley-cicle.
When your wife turns into a puddle of water and you have to get a hot water bottle shaped like your wife to sleep with every night.
Hedge witches.
An Alex Mack situation.
Turning yourself into a goo accidentally vs. on purpose.
A dog athletic enough to pee on your glasses while you're wearing them.
Figuring out what muscle to flex to telepathically communicate as a glass of water.
Believing things you see written in an authoritative voice.
The kind of movies Bruce Willis has been making lately.
Aphasia vs. Primary Progressive Aphasia.
The four primary modalities of human language.
Figuring out how to hang out with someone you can't talk to.
Decoupling the word "yes" from its literal meaning.
Apraxia of speech.
Thanking colonialism for this moment of delight.
Serving your patients their prescription in a waffle cone.
Flying to the Bay Area to get some light dermatology done.
The battle-starved riders of Tarsul.
The demon priests of ill Nitaar.
Nolan Bushnell receiving feedback about the name Atari.
The God Blade.
Fist-pumpin', sword-swingin' heavy metal.
A good source of lore.
Cosmologies where god is a species.
Drinking his blood to see what happens.
Heavy metal bands fronted by blacksmiths.
Wanting your teenager to feel safe listening to fascist heavy metal in front of you so that you can talk to them about it.
Installing a web filter so that your child doesn't accidentally stumble into gross abusive porn.
Opinions about parent-child relationships from someone who was once a child.
Heavy metal bands who write music about white nationalism vs. heavy metal bands who are just white nationalist without writing about it.
Deliberately not separating the art from the artist so you get the extra enjoyment out of musicians who are cool people.
Videos of common household items being crushed under the wheels of a car.
Videos of people building things in the woods.
Devil's toothpaste.
Reacting to the sugar tax by angrily boycotting soda.
The Society for Creative Anachronism kicking you out if you dress up as a time traveler from the future or a 1950s greaser.
The SCA re-enacting the before-times, when morning zoo radio didn't exist yet.
Apex Nerds.
Geniuses above petty squabbling.
A better system of chilling out.
Going into the woods with your friend who likes building stuff in the woods and watching him build stuff in the woods.
Movies set in the 80s that have absolutely nothing from the 70s in them because everybody threw all that shit away on January 1st, 1980.
Handing out arm rings to your sworn men.
Instituting a buddy system where you buy each other awards.
Happy baby cow.

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