136. Thanks For Inventing Dengue Fever, Mark Rosewater

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Lords:
* Erica plugs increasing optional mask compliance by farting
* Jenni plugs birds
* Jim plugs metaplugs repeating plugs
Topics:
* The System, and by extension, The Talenti Cup System
* Decentralizing social media is gonna be real good for people not yelling at each other & kinda bad for sharing specialized information
* We just taught Winston about "peeing in the woods" when we were going on a hike and now he wants to "pee in the woods" everywhere
* https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45521/i-wandered-lonely-as-a-cloud
* Mark Rosewater designed devil fruits
* Esper says: "As a longtime (since 1999, with only one substantial break) Magic: the Gathering player, it does my heart good to hear Mark Rosewater come up. His GDC talk about lessons he's learned in designing games is really sharp stuff (if a little 101 in places), check it out sometime."
* Decarbonizing the language
Microtopics:
* Meta-plugging repeating plugs.
* Bee Movie but it’s text to speech.
* Increasing optional mask compliance by farting.
* Mass: the volume of gas inside you, and how to increase its compliance.
* A meme that people teach to each other.
* Packing a shoe into a box and opening up a big box of mold years later.
* Categories of things that fit into one-pint gelato cups.
* The Body Box.
* How to make itinerant lifestyles bearable and possible.
* Organizing your entire house into the House Box.
* Using your Dunbar number to keep track of your house plants.
* Getting on Topic Lords by searching "pineapple on pizza"
* Social media platforms that are owned by a rich asshole.
* Drastically improving productivity in the workplace by banning the email forwarding of news articles.
* The overwhelming feeling of shame when you don't have a take on the latest discourse.
* Going on Tori Amos AOL chat to talk to your social group.
* Buddha's list of 89 things that make you angry.
* We've invented a new way to be angry.
* Repeating topics because you've forgotten what you were just talking about.
* Peeing in the laundry closet and calling it peeing in the woods.
* Explaining to a three year old when it's ok and when it's not ok to pee outside.
* Pee-ka-boo.
* Everything sucks and I have no control over anything but I can poop in the front yard.
* Taking increasingly larger shits in Richard Kind's cat box.
* How George Clooney gets away with poop modification.
* Taking increasingly larger shits in the Li-Cor machine that measures leaf respiration.
* Whether playing Tom Jones at work constitutes sexual harassment.
* Tom Jones in his leisure suit.
* Cleaning up the lyrics to make rock and roll palatable to white people but leaving in the line about the "one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store."
* Whether it's still sexual harassment if nobody points out that it's sexual harassment.
* Jocund company.
* Telling the story of the time you saw a bunch of daffodils.
* Seeing a bunch of daffodils and shouting "Fuck! These fucking flowers are fucking pretty as shit!"
* Conceiving of yourself as an indoor person, separate from the outdoors.
* Reading a Japanese dictionary of dirty words and saying "Fuck! These fucking dirty words are fucking good as shit!"
* Conceiving of interior spaces as being one with exterior spaced.
* You can't unpee the bush.
* Finding and eating devil fruits.
* Eating the fruit that lets you talk to dragons when dragons don't exist.
* Seeing a gun dog and assuming that it was a dog that ate a gun fruit but actually it was a gun that ate a dog fruit.
* What happens if you eat a second devil fruit.
* Dengue fever creeping up into Texas from Mexico.
* The best place to contract Dengue Fever.
* Burning the candle at both ends of the day.
* Eating the burrito from both ends.
* Harvesting the bioluminescent fungus.
* Turbines on a windless morn.
* Burning solar panels as a fuel source.
* The worst thing to happen to Twitter/the best thing to happen to Mastodon.
* The Dunbar Number for plants.
* Voting someone out of the marriage because there's only room for one person in here.

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early!

Lords:

Erica plugs increasing optional mask compliance by farting
Jenni plugs birds
Jim plugs metaplugs repeating plugs

Topics:

The System, and by extension, The Talenti Cup System
Decentralizing social media is gonna be real good for people not yelling at each other & kinda bad for sharing specialized information
We just taught Winston about "peeing in the woods" when we were going on a hike and now he wants to "pee in the woods" everywhere

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45521/i-wandered-lonely-as-a-cloud

Mark Rosewater designed devil fruits
Esper says: "As a longtime (since 1999, with only one substantial break) Magic: the Gathering player, it does my heart good to hear Mark Rosewater come up. His GDC talk about lessons he's learned in designing games is really sharp stuff (if a little 101 in places), check it out sometime."
Decarbonizing the language

Microtopics:

Meta-plugging repeating plugs.
Bee Movie but it’s text to speech.
Increasing optional mask compliance by farting.
Mass: the volume of gas inside you, and how to increase its compliance.
A meme that people teach to each other.
Packing a shoe into a box and opening up a big box of mold years later.
Categories of things that fit into one-pint gelato cups.
The Body Box.
How to make itinerant lifestyles bearable and possible.
Organizing your entire house into the House Box.
Using your Dunbar number to keep track of your house plants.
Getting on Topic Lords by searching "pineapple on pizza"
Social media platforms that are owned by a rich asshole.
Drastically improving productivity in the workplace by banning the email forwarding of news articles.
The overwhelming feeling of shame when you don't have a take on the latest discourse.
Going on Tori Amos AOL chat to talk to your social group.
Buddha's list of 89 things that make you angry.
We've invented a new way to be angry.
Repeating topics because you've forgotten what you were just talking about.
Peeing in the laundry closet and calling it peeing in the woods.
Explaining to a three year old when it's ok and when it's not ok to pee outside.
Pee-ka-boo.
Everything sucks and I have no control over anything but I can poop in the front yard.
Taking increasingly larger shits in Richard Kind's cat box.
How George Clooney gets away with poop modification.
Taking increasingly larger shits in the Li-Cor machine that measures leaf respiration.
Whether playing Tom Jones at work constitutes sexual harassment.
Tom Jones in his leisure suit.
Cleaning up the lyrics to make rock and roll palatable to white people but leaving in the line about the "one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store."
Whether it's still sexual harassment if nobody points out that it's sexual harassment.
Jocund company.
Telling the story of the time you saw a bunch of daffodils.
Seeing a bunch of daffodils and shouting "Fuck! These fucking flowers are fucking pretty as shit!"
Conceiving of yourself as an indoor person, separate from the outdoors.
Reading a Japanese dictionary of dirty words and saying "Fuck! These fucking dirty words are fucking good as shit!"
Conceiving of interior spaces as being one with exterior spaced.
You can't unpee the bush.
Finding and eating devil fruits.
Eating the fruit that lets you talk to dragons when dragons don't exist.
Seeing a gun dog and assuming that it was a dog that ate a gun fruit but actually it was a gun that ate a dog fruit.
What happens if you eat a second devil fruit.
Dengue fever creeping up into Texas from Mexico.
The best place to contract Dengue Fever.
Burning the candle at both ends of the day.
Eating the burrito from both ends.
Harvesting the bioluminescent fungus.
Turbines on a windless morn.
Burning solar panels as a fuel source.
The worst thing to happen to Twitter/the best thing to happen to Mastodon.
The Dunbar Number for plants.
Voting someone out of the marriage because there's only room for one person in here.

Support Topic Lords