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Today’s Lucky Winner

100 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 24 ratings

“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier if her Reaper would stop getting high and help her.

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Episodes

Tormentia's

March 15, 2024 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MB

We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing to do with it. We meet a charming woman with 6 boobs. Rita learns that she really needs to start reading things before she signs t...

Season 3 Prelude - "Lord Vindicto"

December 31, 2023 20:00 - 7 minutes - 5.02 MB

WE'RE ALMOST BACK, BAY-BEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Here's a little foreplay for season 3. We'll see you on March 15th, Li'l Buddies!  Cast: Brianne Leeson (@AuDHDBri) - Rita Violet Lantz (@ultraviolet222) - Lord Vindicto, Millie Sean Turner (@seanwkturner) - Demon, Narrator Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design Brianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles Merch! "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing...

Feed Drop! Infodumpies - Eternal Blue of the Spotless Goo: The History of Hacking

August 11, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 39.8 MB

Violet and Brianne made another show (non-fiction this time)! Infodumpies celebrates the autistic and ADHD skill of infodumping, following topics close to Brianne and Violet's hearts, and featuring occasional autistic and ADHD guests. Enjoy a sampling of Infodumpies, and make sure you subscribe to the show on your podcathcer of choice! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Violet takes a dump! Expert 90's hacker babe, Violet, teaches Brianne th...

The Luckiest of Lucky Winners

July 15, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MB

Listen, it’s the season finale, ya’ll. After that hell of a cliffhanger for the musical episode, things aren’t looking so great for the gals. Rita- Dawn- separated?! A relationship on the rocks?! I thought this was a goddanged comedy show, but we’re really leaning into the “drama” part of “audio drama” this time, huh?  Cast: Dawn, Warlock 3, Demon 1  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard, Crawford, Warlock 2, Demon 2  - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Carmilla, Security, Mil...

Dreamscape!: The Musical

July 01, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MB

It’s a musical extravaganza! Join our GOR-geous, BEAU-tiful starlettes as they tickle your ear holes and dazzle the senses- in an all singing, all dancing, mostly drug-induced cabaret, the likes of which you’ve never heard before.  Will Rita come clean to her undead lesbian lover and soulmate? Will Dawn snap at being tricked into a musical? Find out, in “Dreamscape!: The Musical” Cast: Dawn  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Sub  - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Domme Mommy, De...

The Boobenheimer Center for the Performing Farts

June 01, 2023 09:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MB

In this episode: Jacksie takes on some personal projects in his room. (Under Rita and Sunny’s bed) Rita works on her mime skills, and she received a thoughtful gift from Sunny that leaves her wracked with guilt. Dawn and Rita grab a couple of frosty mangonadas. Carmilla definitely had nothing to do with the Telemoraid leak. She knew nothing about it, she hates it, and she’s definitely not lying. We learn about a new, non-surgical option for your saggy sack. Dawn hops into the dreamscape, cat...

Biblically Accurate Debbie

May 15, 2023 09:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MB

In this episode: Rita learns about proper hoof maintenance. Jacksie meets an old acquaintance.   There *might* be leftover fruit snacks.  Rita awaits hearing back from some contractors on some serious repairs.  Carmilla lays off some of her managerial staff ( By eating them. She eats them. ) Crawford pulls a li’l sneaky on em’.  Leonard gets an EXTREMELY intrusive call from Rita. Cast: Dawn  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard, Crawford - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, C...

Swedish Sound Pounders

May 01, 2023 09:00 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MB

In this episode: Dawn, Kieghan, Rita, and Viv visit the bustling town of Strappsville.  Rita keeps on trying to be the best ally to her autistic BFF, and makes a disability accommodation for Dawn in the Dreamscape. Listen, if Rita can do it-  who do we have to kill to get them elsewhere?  No, seriously- WHO? Keighan and Rita buckle some swash. Viv looks at wibbly hole. Someone damages the facade of the historic Strappsville Herald building. Cast: Dawn  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Nar...

Team Building Orgy

April 15, 2023 09:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MB

In this episode: We flash WAY back to when Judith and Carmilla first met. Rita pays homage to tap dancing legend, Cora LaRedd. Dawn may be coming around on the idea that The Narrator isn’t an auditory hallucination- wait…NAH, That would be wild if he were real. Nevermind. Judith hatches a plan that’s, I’ll say it- downright sinister. Cast: Abra, Dawn, Metatron, Vamp  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Guard 2, Crawford, Leonard   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Carmilla, Viv, Debbie...

Buy Caulk For Holes

April 01, 2023 09:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MB

In this episode: We partake in the #oldtimeymedicine challenge. Dawn has made a flow chart, and it is NOT shaped like a beepis this time! Rita learns a new vocab word, and Kieghan makes an enemy- even though he’s just a little guy. Vicki struggles to combat some dodgy potato salad. The mystery of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance is solved. Judith is NOT going to get the security deposit back on the Godslayer’s underground lair.  Cast: Dawn, Metatron -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Chad, Nar...

A Delicious Bevy of MILFs and DILFs

March 15, 2023 09:00 - 34 minutes - 22.3 MB

In this episode: Rita shares a mixing bowl full of chili with one of her heroes. Master Leonard shares his thoughts on The OC. Kyle and Vicki have certainly found themselves in quite the predicament, and gas station boner pills may be their ticket out of it.  Carmilla has a phone conversation with Charles. Charlie? Oh, “Carl”? That can’t be right.  Cast: DEA   -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Master Leonard, Guard 2, DOJ,  Crawford, Carl  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Guard, Carm...

Zipple Zambeenus

March 01, 2023 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.8 MB

In this episode: Dawn threatens to strike down Carl with the most heinous of Necromancer curses. Carl teaches us all about why pesto is a great choice for someone who’s trying to sober up after eating an edible and smoking two joints (Ahem…DAWN).  Sunny threatens someone with a gun. Wait, what? It’s Sunny- she probably has her reasons. Rita learns that her favorite hobby, recreational drugs, may be off the table for now. Cast:  Dawn  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Carl  -  Sea...

Gimme That NuttyNut!

February 15, 2023 10:00 - 33 minutes - 22.1 MB

In this episode: Dawn and Rita’s accidental fusion dance leads to an honest heart-to-heart. Dawn calls a friend to help de-Rita her brain. Bertram learns about a giant karate rat. Carl sets a fine example of body positivity. Viv shows up outside of The Workshop, so she’s definitely not some artificer hologram- not that Rita suspected that.  Cast:  Dawn  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Carl  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Viv, NuttyNut Voiceover  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Ri...

Transporter Accident-ed

February 01, 2023 10:00 - 32 minutes - 21.8 MB

In this episode: Dawn buys a lap dance, for reasons I’m sure will make a hell of a lot more sense once we listen to the episode. Rita makes some really poor decisions (what’s new). Carl the warlock shows off his collection of Super Sonico statuary. Dawn and Rita learn what it’s like to walk a few hundred feet in the other’s shoes. We meet the coolest kid on all of Victorian England: Bertram Thrompwhomple IV.  Cast:  Dawn, Candi  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Carl  -  Sean Turn...

ASMR Story Time with Mistress Boobenheimer - Now in Stereo!

January 15, 2023 10:00 - 24 minutes - 16.5 MB

(This episode is best enjoyed with headphones.) Hello, my babies- Mistress Boobenheimer here. Enjoy this relaxing, highly erotic, and only slightly foot based, ASMR livestream experience. Listen to the dulcet tones of whale song surround you, in thrilling stereo, as you listen to a tale of historic love and shapely gourds. Cast Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)   Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor Brianne Leeson Original  music...

Bonus Episode - Blooper Reel Vol. 3: Bologna Pogna

January 01, 2023 10:00 - 29 minutes - 18.3 MB

We're taking a short break until February 1st! In the meantime, you wanna listen to us fuck up a whole bunch again? By far our THICCEST blooper reel to date, enjoy a veritable buffet of fart and dick jokes. Also: Check the links below to preorder your "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" shirt! Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor Brianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles Merch! "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" Shirt Pre-order: https://bel...

Rita’s Holiday Special: A Phallus Palace Original Movie

December 15, 2022 10:00 - 44 minutes - 28.9 MB

 This holiday season, The Phallus Palace Channel will have you falling in love, and filling your holes. Tune in for our new line-up of original holiday films. Beginning this Friday night at 9/8 Central, see the premiere of the new rom-com, that’s sure to be an instant classic. When Betty Bingus came to Strappsville, she thought the only thing that would be getting topped was the tree. Thanks to Mona Glasscock and her artisanal dildos, she’ll learn the true meaning of the holiday season.  Sta...

Interfectores Deorum

December 01, 2022 10:00 - 35 minutes - 23.8 MB

In this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute! Up next, your local news- sponsored by Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Sanguis Pharmaceuticals LOVES the LGBTQ community! They  make their logo a rainbow for Pride every year. What- What are you doing? Stop! Stop looking at the...

Interfectores Deorum

December 01, 2022 10:00 - 35 minutes - 23.8 MB

In this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute! Up next, your local news- sponsored by Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Sanguis Pharmaceuticals LOVES the LGBTQ community! They  make their logo a rainbow for Pride every year. What- What are you doing? Stop! Stop looking at the...

An Erotic Vore Fetish Drawing of The Backstreet Boys

November 15, 2022 10:00 - 33 minutes - 22.1 MB

In this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious,  gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye.  Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom. Carmilla plays some dodgeball.  Cast:  Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Crawford  -  Sean Tur...

Stay Frosty, Tall Mommy

November 01, 2022 09:00 - 49 minutes - 33.5 MB

In this episode, the gang experiences what every TTRPG player has experienced: They have to finish a session that was supposed to be a one-shot, but it’s taking forever. Lucky for us, it’s funny! Rita gets folded up like a paper airplane, the Narrator might get laid, Dax and Grackna discuss how fragile masculinity can be, Rita receives a gift from a mysterious portal, and Kieghan talks to a very good boy. Cast:  Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner ...

All Guards Are Bastards

October 15, 2022 09:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MB

In this episode, the gang does what anyone would do, while playing D&D under the influence of magical psychedelics- turn into opossums and start a riot in a tavern. Grackna makes a love connection, Sunny experiences a little barbaric rage, and Rita throws that ass in a circle. Also, wtf is Dawn supposed to do with a backpack full of rope? Cast:  Dawn, Server - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Guard   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Grackna ...

All Guards Are Bastards

October 15, 2022 09:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MB

In this episode, the gang does what anyone would do, while playing D&D under the influence of magical psychedelics- turn into opossums and start a riot in a tavern. Grackna makes a love connection, Sunny experiences a little barbaric rage, and Rita throws that ass in a circle. Also, wtf is Dawn supposed to do with a backpack full of rope? Cast:  Dawn, Server - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Guard   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Grackna ...

Cockgoblin

October 01, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MB

In this episode, Dawn and Rita run some errands. We learn more about Viv’s whole story- you know? I’m glad we learn more about her. She’s a nice lady. Sunny gives Dax her sales pitch for vampirism. Rita makes a shocking discovery about koalas, while Dawn gets into mycology. At the end of the episode, the gang rolls for initiative. Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Viv  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_...

Cockgoblin

October 01, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MB

In this episode, Dawn and Rita run some errands. We learn more about Viv’s whole story- you know? I’m glad we learn more about her. She’s a nice lady. Sunny gives Dax her sales pitch for vampirism. Rita makes a shocking discovery about koalas, while Dawn gets into mycology. At the end of the episode, the gang rolls for initiative. Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Viv  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_...

Morse Code Mode

September 15, 2022 09:00 - 34 minutes - 23.3 MB

How was your summer break? Uh-huh. Wow! And you all hid the body together? Neat! Okay, we’re done talking about you. Our break was fine, but we’re back with a new episode, and we’re mad horny to tell you about it. In this episode, Rita tells Sunny she’s being an asshole. Dawn and Jacksie spend some quality time together in the shitter. Rita avoids distraction, and crunches some serious numbers. Sunny commands Jacksie to do her bidding. Rita learns something new about vibrators. Cast: Da...

Bonus Episode - Congratulations! (Remix) ft. DJ Jacksie

September 01, 2022 09:00 - 40 minutes - 22.7 MB

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get this funky little remixed table reading of our pilot episode. The gang swapped roles, and did their very best to play each others' parts (that's not a sex thing). Listen to narrated foley work, the wisened counsel of "The Dick Wolf", and a whole lot of ad libbing. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. Cast: Narrator, Ricky - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Dawn -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner ...

Bonus Episode - Congratulations! (Remix) ft. DJ Jacksie

September 01, 2022 09:00 - 40 minutes - 22.7 MB

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get this funky little remixed table reading of our pilot episode. The gang swapped roles, and did their very best to play each others' parts (that's not a sex thing). Listen to narrated foley work, the wisened counsel of "The Dick Wolf", and a whole lot of ad libbing. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. Cast: Narrator, Ricky - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Dawn -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner ...

Bonus Episode - Blooper Reel Vol. 2: Splurtin' the 'Gurt

August 15, 2022 09:00 - 19 minutes - 11.1 MB

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get to hear the latest volume of some of our silliest fucky-wuckies. We fuck up A LOT. Listen to us go on tangents, talk about gay moon sex, splurt that 'gurt, and discuss off-label usage of Fushigi balls. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor Brianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles Merch! https...

I’d Choose You Too

August 01, 2022 09:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MB

It’s the mid-season finale, and the thrilling conclusion of the mission at Dallas Digital. Why is that chair made of skin? What’s Rita’s beef with Bobby Flay? What does one person do with 5 Fushigi balls? No, really. We we’re asking you. You don’t know either? I guess we should listen to the episode, huh? Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Devlin  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Sabine  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagra...

Trubbing in Your Haunted House

July 15, 2022 09:00 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MB

We left you with a bit of a cliffhanger last time, huh? But relax, we're back to offer some answers to that nail biting conclusion. JUST KIDDING! DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR BOOTYHOLES YET! Dawn and Rita find that Dawn's dick-shaped flowchart did NOT account for anything in this entire episode. Uncle Nate kicks some ass, and he also kicks some other things he probably shouldn't have been kicking. We meet the ever-so-charming cater waiter, Vergooba Simmons. Also, no matter what Rita says, don't Googl...

Croquembouche

July 01, 2022 09:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MB

In this episode: Tonight's the night! It's the full moon, and the ladies bring Uncle Nate along to help them infiltrate the energy vampire meeting at Dallas Digital Labs. What does this have to do with French patisserie? What's this episode name about? Well, I guess we'll have to listen to figure it out.  Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Milk Maid 1  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Milk Maid 2 - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (...

Nutbusters!

June 15, 2022 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.2 MB

When there’s something out of the ordinary in your sexual dreamscape, who are you going to call? The Nutbusters, probably. In this episode, Dawn finds that the Dopplebanger is far from passing the Turing test.  We find Rita revolutionizing dance. Kyle and Vicki discuss 90’s boy bands and art supplies. We get REALLY worried that Dawn is taking her artificer-ing in a not so great direction. Seriously, the optics are terrible.  Master Leonard has to deal with Debbie’s INCESSANT sexual innuendo....

Nutbusters!

June 15, 2022 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.2 MB

When there’s something out of the ordinary in your sexual dreamscape, who are you going to call? The Nutbusters, probably. In this episode, Dawn finds that the Dopplebanger is far from passing the Turing test.  We find Rita revolutionizing dance. Kyle and Vicki discuss 90’s boy bands and art supplies. We get REALLY worried that Dawn is taking her artificer-ing in a not so great direction. Seriously, the optics are terrible.  Master Leonard has to deal with Debbie’s INCESSANT sexual innuendo....

Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing

June 01, 2022 09:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MB

In this episode:  Dawn and Rita discuss furry erotica. Kyle enjoys a thrilling conversation about the writings of Heraclitus, with a vital, sexual woman. Carmilla visits Amsterdam, and she’s not even going to any museums. What the fuck? Not even the Van Gogh museum? Whatever, it just sounds like a wasted trip. Anyway, where were we? Oh! Dawn and Sunny discuss higher education and Mr. Worldwide. Rita adds dicks to a classic Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. A couple of succubi present Rita with a ...

SIKE!

May 15, 2022 09:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

In this episode! Rita finds a combo of foods that would instantly kill a pilgrim. We take a trip to Jizzleburg, with a layover in Boobtown. Judith entertains a thought experiment with a new friend she makes while out to dinner with Crawford. The ladies have a late night rendezvous in front of the unnecessarily sexy construction worker statue at White Rock Park. Cast: Narrator, Crawford  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn   -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Pedro - James Leeson @jamesislame...

Unconscionably Wet Fruits

May 01, 2022 09:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MB

In this episode! Rita’s phone won’t stop farting.  Dawn shares the beauty of an impeccably organized binder with Viv. We meet a cardigan named Greg. Sunny entertains a particularly HORNY guest on her porch. (It’s a goat man. The guest is a goat man.) Kyle makes a new friend in hell, and they discuss what the heck French Stewart has been up to lately. For real, what’s he been up to? Rita chats with The Library, and they discuss the time Rita chugged laudanum at a party in 1830. Cast: Narrat...

Crawford, Texas Ranger

April 15, 2022 09:00 - 31 minutes - 21.1 MB

Crawford is gonna give you a peek at HIS Big D (he means Dallas). Wrap your mouth around a Big Red (That’s a local cream soda), and let Trapper Crawford show you what a REAL man can do. (You’re literally just spending the day at work with him, nothing weird.) You’d better show some respect to this former Texas Ranger, or he’ll eat your ass. (He may mean sexually? I genuinely don’t know. He needs to work on his phrasing, BIG TIME.) Cast: Crawford -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Security, Carmi...

Master Leonard

April 01, 2022 09:00 - 30 minutes - 20.4 MB

In this episode: Dawn and Rita discuss JFK’s boyfriend. Rita takes a trip to the library, and this time, it’s NOT for anonymous sex! Whoa!! Carmilla is both mad and disappointed at her terrible son. An evil unlike we have ever encountered challenges Carmilla. Sunny receives a charming invitation. Cast: Narrator, Crawford, Master Leonard  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Library  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog.) Viv, Car...

Master Leonard

April 01, 2022 09:00 - 30 minutes - 20.4 MB

In this episode: Dawn and Rita discuss JFK’s boyfriend. Rita takes a trip to the library, and this time, it’s NOT for anonymous sex! Whoa!! Carmilla is both mad and disappointed at her terrible son. An evil unlike we have ever encountered challenges Carmilla. Sunny receives a charming invitation. Cast: Narrator, Crawford, Master Leonard  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Library  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog.) Viv, Car...

Dickfart

March 15, 2022 09:00 - 31 minutes - 20.2 MB

In this episode: Dawn plays cards with a new friend, and for once, she isn’t playing Magic the Gathering. Carmilla gets candid about her TV watching habits.  We learn about demonic genitalia. Carmilla is confronted with the consequences of some of her actions. For real? I thought that didn’t happen to rich people! Cast: Narrator, Nostradamus  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Uriel, Journalist  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little d...

Dickfart

March 15, 2022 09:00 - 31 minutes - 20.2 MB

In this episode: Dawn plays cards with a new friend, and for once, she isn’t playing Magic the Gathering. Carmilla gets candid about her TV watching habits.  We learn about demonic genitalia. Carmilla is confronted with the consequences of some of her actions. For real? I thought that didn’t happen to rich people! Cast: Narrator, Nostradamus  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Uriel, Journalist  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little d...

Mommy Wrestling

March 01, 2022 10:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

In this episode,  Rita grapples with jealousy, and an overprotective good boy. Dawn struggles with allistic people and their need to use SUBTEXT in EVERYTHING. (Just say what you mean, wtf? Like it’s hard?)  Sunny proposes something EXTREMELY CUTE AND GAY. Rita’s Dreamscape gets a little disorganized.  Cast: Narrator, Mister Cock -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, ADHD -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog.) Sunny, Deputy Handy, ...

Mommy Wrestling

March 01, 2022 10:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

In this episode,  Rita grapples with jealousy, and an overprotective good boy. Dawn struggles with allistic people and their need to use SUBTEXT in EVERYTHING. (Just say what you mean, wtf? Like it’s hard?)  Sunny proposes something EXTREMELY CUTE AND GAY. Rita’s Dreamscape gets a little disorganized.  Cast: Narrator, Mister Cock -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, ADHD -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog.) Sunny, Deputy Handy, ...

Jacksie

February 15, 2022 10:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MB

In this episode, we learn about doggies! Little puppers! Wif their little baby fangs and their glowing red eyes- wait, what? The gals hunt for what could be the CUTEST demon they’ve ever encountered. Rita throws fistfuls of guacamole at a columbusing restauranteur. We learn about the newest cryptocurrency, Goochcoin.  Cast: Narrator, Wishbone, Crypto-bro  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Alex - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog...

Jacksie

February 15, 2022 10:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MB

In this episode, we learn about doggies! Little puppers! Wif their little baby fangs and their glowing red eyes- wait, what? The gals hunt for what could be the CUTEST demon they’ve ever encountered. Rita throws fistfuls of guacamole at a columbusing restauranteur. We learn about the newest cryptocurrency, Goochcoin.  Cast: Narrator, Wishbone, Crypto-bro  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Alex - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog...

All the Glowing Skeleton Porn Ever Made

February 01, 2022 10:00 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MB

In this episode: Kyle sets some clear boundaries with Dawn. You know what? Good for him. Sunny gets a surprise in a parking lot, and that isn’t a sexual innuendo for some sex act performed in a car. She’s just in a parking lot, and she is surprised. It’s more exciting than it sounds, but less exciting than the vehicular sex act. The gals get a voicemail from someone who saw their ad on social media, and they are fucking PUMPED. Cast: Narrator, Voicemeail  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn...

Mighty Messy Power Bottoms

January 15, 2022 10:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

We’re back, BAY-BEE! In this episode, shit’s bugnuts in Dallas. Demons are tearing up straight people trying to bone down in their cars, Sunny has a garage full of VHS tapes, Dawn sounds a lot different, but we aren’t going to make a big deal about it. There’s a 30ft tall dildo, Rita’s beggin’ for a peggin’ from a lady night, and Kyle is experiencing some real executive disfunction. Also: Help the whole gang who makes this show exist under the crushing burden of late stage capitalism by be...

Mighty Messy Power Bottoms

January 15, 2022 10:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

We’re back, BAY-BEE! In this episode, shit’s bugnuts in Dallas. Demons are tearing up straight people trying to bone down in their cars, Sunny has a garage full of VHS tapes, Dawn sounds a lot different, but we aren’t going to make a big deal about it. There’s a 30ft tall dildo, Rita’s beggin’ for a peggin’ from a lady night, and Kyle is experiencing some real executive disfunction. Also: Help the whole gang who makes this show exist under the crushing burden of late stage capitalism by be...

Season 2 Prelude

January 01, 2022 10:00 - 4 minutes - 2.97 MB

Ya’ll want a little SNEAKY SNEAK of what’s happening in Season 2? You got it, BAY-BEE! For this trailer, we welcome Autumn Potts to the cast, as Dawn.  Season 2 begins on January 15th!  Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts  Rita  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design James Leeson Original theme music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbri...

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