Time Flies with Jesus Sepulveda
65 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -Time Flies is hosted by comedian Jesus Sepulveda, from The American Wannabes podcast, the Netflix special "They can't deport us all" with Chingo Bling and Entre Nos on HBO. He opens up about his take on modern topic, pop culture and shares stories from his life experiences. Enjoy!
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Episodes
Episode 65 - No One Told Me!
March 08, 2022 22:18 - 32 minutes - 30 MBEpisode 65. Jesus gives you an inside look on how it is to be a traveling comedian goes over his busy schedule and goes into detail of what happens during the shows he also talks about certain shows that went wrong then he touches on the Tragic that happened at the Mexico soccer game and ends it with a soccer game experience with playing at an adult league. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 64 - Liar Liar
February 16, 2022 18:34 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBEpisode 64. On this episode Jesus talks about his Valentine’s Day gift debacle With customer service Then Jesus goes into how he spent the day at Universal Studios during the Super Bowl Then Jesus goes into Some childhood stories on how his dad would put him in awkward positions where he had to learn how to lie enjoy ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 63- The Burger King
February 08, 2022 20:27 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MBEpisode 63. On this episode it says talks about planning a vacation for his brother who is visiting him from Arizona then he talks about how It is when family comes over and visit and takes over the house. Jesus and this episode with a hilarious story of the time he ate somebody else’s whopper that was in the fridge. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 62 - Football Glory Days
February 01, 2022 17:21 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBEpisode 62. Right off the bat Jesus mistakes this sundays game With the Super Bowl even though the Super Bowl is In two weeks then goes into his football glory days then talks about how football players act in the locker room and he ends it with a funny story of how dramatic white people are with the game and how his middle school coach set a touching speech when he retired. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 61 - Do The Right Thing
January 25, 2022 17:12 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBEpisode 61. And this episode Jesus talks about the Eli crime that’s going on then Mentions that he’s not scared because he grew up in that environment makes fun of it then tells the story of the time that he gave a dollar to a Crackhead who now has given him trust issues then ends it with a hilarious story of the time he worked in North Carolina enjoy ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 60 - Who Gave Us The Rona
January 17, 2022 20:34 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBEpisode 60. This is talks about how the Sepulveda’s household got hit with Covid then he goes into how everyone is reacting towards it. Then he switches topic and goes into how he wants to change for 2022 And and the episode with a hilarious story about him and deodorant enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 59 - Gangsters That Dance
January 17, 2022 20:27 - 32 minutes - 74.6 MBEpisode 59 Jesus talks about what he wants to eat for his birthday then he goes into the last minute shopping items Then he talks about Watching the movie west side story and how he thought it was about gangs there finds out it’s a musical enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 58 - Shop Till You Drop
January 17, 2022 20:25 - 32 minutes - 73.4 MBEpisode 58. On this episode Jesus gives you a quick summary of how his Thanksgiving was he also talks about his regrets on the food choices he made then he goes in to where he’s at with the 25 days of Christmas and the shopping that’s to come hope you enjoy this episode! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 57 - Sepulveda's Are In New York!
January 17, 2022 20:23 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBEpisode 57 . Jesus makes it to New York City and takes his mom and dad with him ! They talk about All the things at the scene Central Park where John Lennon got murdered Empire State building and they also talked about all the places that they went to go eat it is a funny episode and then Jesus reveals the reason why he went to New York the secret is out enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 56 - The Secret
November 16, 2021 06:51 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode 56. Jesus talks about how happy he is the Halloween is over he likes it but it scared of all the haunted houses then he goes into his secret announcement on his trip to New York City then talks about how he is taking his family with him and His parents packing style lol enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 55 - 420 SHOW!
October 26, 2021 20:13 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MBEpisode 55 Jesus explains the mustache I look then he talks about his trip to Tucson Arizona where he went to a costume family party . I then Jesus talks about the show he had to perform in Tucson where it was a cannabis friendly show and like everyone that listen to the podcast knows Jesus does not do well with marijuana so he talks about his experience on being high while performing stand up. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 54 - Help My Sister's A Bully
October 09, 2021 05:46 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBEpisode 54 Jesus talks about sports for the first time ever in his podcast career .. Then he talks about how in the 90s kids used to take care of themselves they would walk home an open their house door with the key that their parents Would Lecture them on how important that key is then he ends the podcast with a hilarious story of him and his sister getting into a rumble with each other. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 53 - Scary Cat
October 01, 2021 20:17 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode 53 He just talks about growing up and how he needs to stop being so afraid of scary movies then he goes into drunk Mexicans at party’s. Then Jesus and the podcast with a hilarious story of his elementary crush and how her brother was super jealous enjoy ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 52 - Scratch My Back And I'll Scratch Yours
September 25, 2021 20:06 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBEpisode 52 Jesus gives his opinion on the $.99 store And shares with his favorite toy then he talks about his Halloween costume when he was a kid with a hilarious impression of his dad.Then he goes into and his battle with not receiving a good massage!. I disappear so has good energy also pictures to give everyone a good point of you of what he’s talking about make sure to subscribe and thank you once again SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 51 - San Antonio weekend
September 16, 2021 21:37 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBEpisode 51 Jesus has a show in San Antonio for the weekend and decide to do an episode there he starts off the podcast talking about traveling during 9/11 he also Talks about how the shows went and him dealing with they heckler then he ends the episode with a story of his dad crushing his dreams on becoming a ninja! Enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 50 - Guess Who's Back!
September 16, 2021 21:30 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBEpisode 50 Is finally here - the episode that everyone has been waiting for! Right away Jesus and his parents get into some back-and-forth banter that goes on for a couple of minutes with their Spanglish conversations and Jesus’ dad’s quick jokes. And Jesus takes them down memory lane with photos as they relive the moments together. We’re Back! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 49 - Hiding Under the Bed
July 07, 2021 22:52 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MBEpisode 49 He just talks about his Fourth of July experience with his neighbors popping illegal fireworks and the visit of his parents and the grilled onions incident with his dad. He also shares the story of how he used to spend the summer vacations when he was younger what’s funny Act out and funny voices! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 48 - Working Class
June 23, 2021 23:02 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MBEpisode 48 This episode is dedicated on the hard-working people That hustle every day work overtime and sacrifice a lot of their time to provide for their family. Jesus talks about his dad working in the 90s and how he Saul the change of women not working to women now working and even working more than men.Jesus entertains us with funny impressions and voices that make this episode fun enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 47 - Road Rage!
June 17, 2021 18:39 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBEpisode 47 This episode starts off with a bang Jesus talks about his trip to Vegas visiting his girlfriend’s family and how he compares her family to his then he shares with us a crazy incident that happened the night before with A crazy car chase then he Talks about a time when he wrecked his dad’s car and didn’t know how to tell him enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 46 - Home Alone
June 09, 2021 20:44 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MBEpisode 46 Jesus Sepulveda talks about going through an identity crisis and wants to change his look and hairstyle then he talks about And how summer vacation was when he was a kid and the chores he had to go through and the fact that him and his sister have to stay alone and take care of the whole house. funny childhood stories and much more enjoy SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 45 - Raccoon War
June 04, 2021 19:04 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBEpisode 45 Jesus has been having a back-and-forth war with the raccoon He talks about how he wants to get rid of it but his girlfriend doesn’t want him to hurt it and Wants to do it the right way the humane way. Then Jesus and the podcast talking about his trip to Arizona and hanging out with his family who he hasn’t seen since the pandemic and gives an interesting point of you enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 44 - SEPULVEDA'S don't play with food!
May 26, 2021 22:00 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBEpisode 44 Jesus starts the podcast off with how hectic his day is going and goes into detail of he’s busy week ahead of him he’s running around doing errands for his dad picking up food and preparing for his show on Sunday he and the episode talking about his diet how hard it is and he even talks about how difficult it is for him to try new foods and wants to get his dad into trying sushi for the first. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 43 - Everything is Bigger In Texas!
May 20, 2021 21:35 - 40 minutes - 37.6 MBEpisode 43 Jesus Sepulveda is hitting the road and one of the stops is San Antonio, TX. He talks about how comfortable the Uber drivers are out there talking about politics and things like that. He also talks about food, the comedy club and life on the road. He ends the podcast with a hilarious story of his childhood neighbor who his dad called "Paisa". SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 42 - Im Just like My Father
May 11, 2021 23:07 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MBEpisode 42 Starts off with Jesus talking about his new project that he’s working on with his girlfriend and how he got into a little bit of a frustrating moment With her and realize what he was doing and calm down and talked about how it was working with his dad. And he also talked about the time that he work in landscaping and how he got fired enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode - Mothers Day Special
May 06, 2021 07:47 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBEpisode 41 is the special episode dedicated to Mrs. Sepulveda and to all the mothers out there listening to time flies!. Jesus starts the podcast talking about his sister when she goes through with taking care of her sons and then he talks about his mom and shares stories of how she was when he was a kid. Jesus ends the podcast with a great story of the time his mom stood up for him to his dad .! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 40 - Keeping It Real
April 28, 2021 18:08 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBEpisode 40 This is Sepulveda is back I’m feeling better than ever after catching the flu in Florida Don’t worry it was not the Rona On this episode he touches on how grateful he is to have the job he has and Reflects on what he needs in life And he’s back on his weight loss Struggle . Hope you guys Enjoy it ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 39 - The Truth Comes Out!
April 21, 2021 00:46 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBEpisode 39 is a special episode that Jesus shot in Miami Florida he also has a special guest with him which is his high school friend and they start sharing stories of how he was in high school and all the crazy things he would do then he shares with us some of the things that they did in Florida And his friend puts to rest all of the doubt that people have about his crazy stories! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 38 - Are We Back?
April 14, 2021 06:57 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBEpisode 38 Starts with a public service announcement on Jesus his second shot with the Pfizer vaccine he expresses his point of view about the shot and how he felt with it. He talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and he mentions the fact that they’re starting to open things up such as concerts and shares a hilarious story of the time he got lost in a Mexican concert when he was a kid SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 37 - Girls Gone Wild With The Family
April 07, 2021 20:36 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBEpisode 37 Jesus is back with another one fresh from his family vacation and talks about being back in his hometown and doing shows again gives us an inside look of what it takes to perform at hole on the wall bar gigs. Then he ends the episode with a hilarious story of the time his dad took the whole family out on a family vacation to the beach but didn’t realize that it was spring break and it was filled with college kids drinking and partying hard! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus ...
Episode 36 - The Art Of Breaking Up
March 30, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBEpisode 36 On this episode Jesus talks about how being hungover At this age is different than when he was younger and he talks about his party days and sneaking out and he literally go step-by-step on how he did it. He also points out on how you guys lie and make themselves seem tougher than what they really are and how girls can see that then he answers a Podcast listeners question and ends with a hilarious story enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTh...
Episode 35 - He's giving the internet to his F***ing friends
March 23, 2021 19:31 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBEpisode 35 And Jesus touches a lot of topics on this episode.He talks about how he was black from age 8 through 17 then he talks about how Reggaetón brought freak dancing to the Latino community,his mom watching the Mexican news And ends the episode with a hilarious story of his dad thinking that He’s giving away their Internet SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode - My First Disney Trip
March 19, 2021 00:38 - 43 minutes - 40 MBEpisode 34 it’s about Disneyland and how Jesus Wanted to go to Disneyland so bad but his dad would always say no and at the very last minute he decided to say yes so they all took a trip to Disneyland where they spent the night at a hotel for the first time and the Mayham begins! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 34 - My First Disney Trip
March 19, 2021 00:38 - 43 minutes - 40 MBEpisode 34 it’s about Disneyland and how Jesus Wanted to go to Disneyland so bad but his dad would always say no and at the very last minute he decided to say yes so they all took a trip to Disneyland where they spent the night at a hotel for the first time and the Mayham begins! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 33 - The Time I Worked In Construction
March 09, 2021 06:07 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBEpisode 33 is focused on talking about tough jobs Jesus weighs in on the topic and discusses the time that he worked a construction job with his uncle who was no different than his dad then he goes into detail of how the job went and he ends this episode with a hilarious story of another construction job he did when he lived in North Carolina enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 32 - The Family Car
March 02, 2021 20:50 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBEpisode 32 is dedicated to an object that a lot of us take for granted which is the family car he touches on how things have change with the family car how the new generation does there vacations and he compares it to how it used to be when He would go on a road trip with his parents he shares two stories of his dad‘s Nissan Sentra And then he shares a story about is families green van that would always break down! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComed...
Episode 31 - Quinceanera Madness
February 23, 2021 20:20 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBEpisode 31 is focused on Quinceaneras and Jesus talks about his experience with going to them and what it takes to plan a Quinceanera He shares funny stories of his sisters party in Mexico and how hectic it is for Mexican moms on that day! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode - Family Business
February 16, 2021 18:39 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBIt’s a family affair!! It’s different when it comes to working with your family or for a family owned business. Jesus talks about that environment and what it’s like working for his family’s business, including funny stories and even imitates his mom! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian
Episode 29 - Get off the Phone!
February 09, 2021 19:08 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MBThis episode of the Timeflies podcast is a recap of the evolution of the telephone Jesus talks about the first phone that his family had that was connected to the wall in the kitchen and the struggles that came with it the lack of privacy and then he Talks about the first wireless telephone and then finally gets to his first cell phone and talks about a hilarious story of when him and his sister received a huge phone bill! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @Jesus...
Episode 28 - No...he's not dumb
February 02, 2021 19:31 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBJesus starts off with His must see TV for Netflix then goes on a health Ted talk on anxiety and ADHD he also talks about the day he found out he had it and his parents reaction End it would be hilarious story! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
Episode 27 - We're in the Millennium
January 26, 2021 08:37 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBEpisode 27 starts with Jesus talking about the show the night stalker on Netflix and also Recommends Everyone else to watch A prison show on Netflix show called 60 days in And gives his point of view of prison and his take on how prison life would be like for him .! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
Episode 26 - Dad put some respect on my name!
January 19, 2021 18:47 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MBJesus starts his episode off with an apology of being late with the podcast and then quickly jumps on talking about the experience of working with his dad and how tensions build up and egos collide Jesus does a hilarious imitation Of his dad and repaint a vivid picture of how that day went down! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
Episode 25 - 2020 is over!
January 15, 2021 09:33 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBFirst and foremost happy new year to all and goodbye to 2020 on this episode he records it on January 1 early in the morning still drunk but hangs in there and post through what a great episode talks about the horrible things of 2020 and looks forward to the future! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
Episode - Old Fart
December 15, 2020 18:31 - 31 minutes - 29 MBJesus gives the millennials some advice on turning 31 He breaks down his COVID Pandemic birthday experience .He also talks about Cons about the party next door and absolutely necessary party till three in the morning and end with a funny story! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
Episode 22 - I'll Cry If I Want TO!
December 08, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBIt’s Jesus Sepulveda’s birthday week ! He shares with us some of his favorite birthdays that he’s had. he also touches on some crazy ones and shares a funny story of having cholo friends! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
episode 21 - Chef Jesus RAMSAY
December 01, 2020 19:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBJesus Sepulveda gives us a Review on how his Thanksgiving went.He also talks about the dilemma he had with the chicken not being done on time and he blames it on his mom.He also talks about certain Thanksgiving traditions and much much more! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
Episode 20 - On my best behavior
November 24, 2020 06:48 - 40 minutes - 36.6 MBHappy Thanksgiving to everyone and I hope you guys are safe and sound with your families and loved ones! This episode starts with an inside look of how I’m going to be spending my Thanksgiving, I touch on what I’ll be cooking and what I’m planning on eating. And I am definitely going to be on my best behavior since I’m spending it with my girlfriend's family. The episode ends with a hilarious story of the time my dad tricked us and gave us a Laxative! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow ...
Episode19 - Make Some Room!
November 17, 2020 05:30 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBEpisode 19 starts with a quick shout out to some of the listeners that have been showing love then he touches on the holidays and going over to your cousins house dealing with a drunk uncle telling you stories and episode with A hilarious story of the time he broke a Jesus cross that had sentimental value to his aunt. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian. https://www.instagram.com/jesusthecom...
Episode 18 - You Like What You Like
November 10, 2020 09:52 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MBThis week on Time Flies podcast with Jesus Sepulveda he touches on the 2020 presidential election (Which by the way he knows nothing about politics). He also touches topics on how cold the weather is tell us a story of how he had to share the heater with his siblings then ends the podcast with a hilarious home improvement rant! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian. https://www.instagram.com/jesusthecomedian/
Episode 17- I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
November 03, 2020 06:38 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MBOn this episode of the Time Flies podcast with Jesus Sepulveda He talks to us about his First car he ever owned in high school that he had to share with his sister he tells us how his dad negotiate deals at the dealership then gives us a story about his friend crashing it and he ends the episode with A Unlucky moment he had in middle school! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian. https://www.instagram.com/jesusthecomedian/
Episode 16 - DON'T DRINK THE PUNCH BOWL
October 27, 2020 04:00 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBHappy Halloween to everyone from the Timeflies podcast Jesus Sepulveda .On this episode Jesus talks about how Mexican mothers are very superstitious and how Mexico gives him the creeps He also talks about costume shopping with his parents what they did for trick-or-treat When he was growing up and he ends it with a hilarious Story of him getting sick from drinking the punch bowl at a Halloween party. SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian, https://www...