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Old Squids

121 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★ - 2 ratings

We were three, then over it, now we're just squids.

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Episodes

5-3

October 11, 2022 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

Season 5 Episode 3 Support the show

Roasting Balls and the Climate Habits of the Elderly

September 26, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

4 Navy veterans talking about nothing and everything for about an hour. Support the show

Pimento Cheese and Lutefisk

September 16, 2022 18:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MB

There, I said it.  Pimento Cheese and Lutefisk.   Support the show

02-17-2022

February 18, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Have a laugh at our expense because life has become a shitshow. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Veterans Day 2021

November 15, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 49 MB

Why did we join?  Why?  Jeff, Mike, and Mike take a look at why they opted for Military service.  Glen is AWOL. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

We're Baaaaaaack.

August 31, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MB

Mike has news, Glen is MIA and a new squid comes to play. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

HodgePodge

April 10, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

MIke, Mike, and Jeff shoot the breeze while Glen recovers from falling down and going boom. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Capt Crotchety and The Gang

April 03, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

The squids are back, un-PC, un-caring, and bitching at each other.  They argue about Delta 8, Vaccines, masks, and the state of the world today. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Superbowl 55

February 08, 2021 14:00 - 5 minutes - 3.58 MB

Wow....Tom Brady...now that the cheering stopped will he look into a mirror and know without the officials he would be simply an also ran this morning?   Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

People are People

February 03, 2021 17:00 - 8 minutes - 5.67 MB

Jeff and Glen discuss the change in viewing people as you grow and discover they are flawed. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

NIghtStalker

January 14, 2021 22:00 - 6 minutes - 4.82 MB

Watched the NightStalker Docuseries on Netflix...Here's what I thought about it and about the NY Post Article slamming it. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Late packages

October 07, 2020 21:00 - 1 minute - 1.31 MB

My Amazon order did not show up with the mail.... Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Mail in Voting

October 07, 2020 20:00 - 3 minutes - 2.18 MB

Vote...Go to a polling place and vote. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Small Towns, Socializing and what is a dink?

October 05, 2020 19:00 - 3 minutes - 2.52 MB

Optimistic Old guy laments about some small town somewhere. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Old and Over It EP1

October 05, 2020 18:00 - 3 minutes - 2.7 MB

Who we are, what we are, why we are. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E16(What Do You Hope To Accomplish?)

August 24, 2020 20:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

Talkin' 'bout this, Talkin' 'bout that. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E15 (Should We Do Away With Congress?)

August 14, 2020 17:00 - 51 minutes - 33.2 MB

With Pork Barrel Politics, Politicians getting richer and richer from kick backs, the corruption of the US Government has reached an all time low.  Is it time for a real change? Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E14 (Head Injuries)

July 21, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MB

Ever wonder why we are the way we are?  Head injuries as young boys. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E13(They're Burning Elk In Portland)

July 12, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MB

Talking about this, talking about that...oh, and we recorded this episode in video.  find it here...https://youtu.be/UG-hbILuYjo Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E12 (Dogs and Other Happy Things)

June 30, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Laughter and talk about dogs.   Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E11(Episode 101)

June 26, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

We broke 100 episodes! Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E10 (You Say Johnson, We Hear Unabomber)

June 16, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

Race, "Communities", BLM, and Dave Chappelle's 8:46.  It's not the funniest episode we've done, but it is probably the most honest.   Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E9 (Riots Riots Everywhere)

June 02, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

Covid, Riots, Puppies and Jeff's daughter's dark sense of humor.  This one has at least most if not it all. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E8(The Deaf Hitting On The Deaf)

May 27, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Sex with deaf people, optimism snacks, and Mike's thoughts on Biden's potential running mates. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E7(Hamburger Helper and Furry Buttplugs)

May 21, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

Sometimes we obsess on things  Those obsessions give others an insight into who we really are at our core.  Enjoy this episode as Glen obsesses over Hamburger Helper and Mike reminds us repeatedly of his love for furry buttplugs.   Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E6 (Surviving the 'Rona)

May 05, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MB

The fellas talk about the 'rona and masks and the upcoming election and the shopping in the era of the 'rona. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E5(He's a Ramlin' Man Who Won't Shut Up)

March 30, 2020 21:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

Jeff starts talking and talking and talking and then he keeps talking.  We're not sure what strain he smoked, but we hope he shares. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E4( I Thought You Liked 'Em Soupy)

March 25, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

Kathy, Jeff's much better half, joins us for an hour of discussing the on-going end of the world and other nonsense. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E3 (It's the end of the world as we know it and other nonsense)

March 18, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

We're all gonna die...but not today.  So we decided to drink, get high, and talk about nothing and everything because fuck it, who really wants to live into the Depends years anyway? Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S3E2 (Debates and Domestic Suggestions)

March 03, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MB

Glen and Jeff try to help Mike get over his lingering illness by suggesting a woman would make him take care of himself.  Completely out of character, Mike disagrees and yells.  And something about the democrats too. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Capt. Crotchety and the Calamari Bros.

January 14, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

The guys from Three Old Squids are back as Capt. Crotchety and the Calamari Bros., talkin' 'bout politics, recipes and prostate exams. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E24 (They're not the Coast Guard so I can't pick on them)

December 17, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Just another episode. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E23 (Dr. Seuss and Gun Powder)

November 01, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

This time everything seems oddly calm, relaxed, mellow as the guys optimistically tell stories of growing up and making IEDs for recreation in the 70s.  Sit back, break out your copy of the anarchists cookbook and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E22 (Mike Needs A Friend)

October 18, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MB

Sickness, audio quality issues and bad moods kept the squids from posting for more than a month.  Here is the latest episode, for what it is worth.  Sit back, count your buddies and remember to reach out to Mike if you know him.   Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E21 (Why Don't You Shut The F#uck Up!)

September 03, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

Well, the guys fucked up.  They let Mike drink before and during the episode and the alcohol took over.  Brian Campbell stops by for a chat, but even Brian's engaging stories couldn't stop the onslaught of Mikeisms.  We were thinking of splitting this episode into two parts, but why prolong the torture?  Sit back, accept our sincerest apologies and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E20(The Proper Attire for Pooping)

August 22, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MB

This time we learn the proper attire for pooping, we find out which of the guys wears what went its time to evac.  Mike tells us (again) about why he got rid of Netflix, etc (hint, he got tired of their tricks).  We learn the dangers of going to cookouts with Jeff and his fam.  Sit back, carefully fold your pants and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E19(Mike In Boxer Shorts)

August 12, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

An episode that will make you happy we are not doing video....yet.  Mike in his boxers, with a description no less.  Enjoy. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E18(Perceptions)

August 06, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

This time the squids take a look in the mirror with other eyes.  They try to see themselves as other see them, with varying results.  It seems the mirror has many for that 2 faces.  Sit back, pack one and listen to delusions and truths of growing older. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E17 (Tales of Vegas)

July 11, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

Shooting the breeze, tales of trips to Vegas now and in years gone by. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E16 (I’m not going to argue with you while I’m arguing with you)

June 04, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 31.8 MB

 This time we get more adventures of working on cars and how now does not compare with the 70s. We learn of the fellas’ unused skills like writing backwards and upside down. Ed Gasaway’s head was suitable for a tic-tac-toe board and the guys give us tips on drinking on the cheap in Japan.  Suffice to say, the shit was shot, laughs were had and Mike even provided a few moments of silence. Grab your Asai Super Dry, a fresh pack of Seven Stars, and as many mustard covered corn dogs as you can ...

S2E15 (The Dangers of Prenatal LSD)

May 04, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

 This time we learn the potential cause for Mike. In a surprising twist, Jeff shares a disturbing idea for a serial killer. The guys cop to pulling away from politics in order to become less boring and divisive. Mike gives instruction on how to download memes from the internet...for 10 minutes, or maybe it just seemed like 10 minutes. Personifying the dangers of prenatal LSD use, Mike takes several odd turns. Speaking of turns, Jeff and Glen talk about driving in today’s world. Anyway, let t...

S2E14 (Pool Tables or Hotel Rooms)

April 28, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 34.1 MB

 This time, the fellas shoot the breeze, no rhyme, no reason, no coherent flow or transitions...I dunno but I think ~whisper~ marijuana ~/whisper~ might have been a factor. Anyway, sit back, get ready to laugh, and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E13 (The 4/20 Episode)

April 20, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 33.8 MB

The 4/20 Episode...sit back, spark one and enjoy the show Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E12 (There's One In Every Group)

April 06, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.2 MB

 Brian Campbell the second part. More memories, more laughter, and for what it’s worth, more Mike. Sit back and enjoy the show one of the absolute best episodes we’ve ever done.  Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E11(If He Talks; We're All Going Down)

April 02, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.8 MB

 Brian Campbell...the stories, the memories, what a fucking blast. Sit back, crack and San Miguel and try not to think about part two. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E10(Mike Wanted to Record Last Week Dammit)

March 30, 2019 04:00 - 58 minutes - 27.1 MB

 Taco bell and street names, Mike shows himself as a savant when it comes to bar, restaurants, and street names. They discuss a trip, shortcuts and this whole mess of a week. And Mike wanted to record last week. Sit back, watch out for Donkeys and enjoy the show! Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E9( The Literal Meaning of Innocuous)

March 10, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 32.4 MB

 This time the guys just shoot the breeze, they skipped the script and went rogue. They did, however, address the troll that had been stalking their facebook page, (Glen thanks you, by the way), and even showed kindness by explaining what innocuous means for him. So, thanks, Michael Peet for making Glen smile and providing fodder for the show...we do it all for you, so sit back, revel in your manliness for not taking shit on the internet for 25 consecutive years (consecutive means in a row, ...

S2E8 (Who did that to the bathroom?)

March 05, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 30.5 MB

 Peta...oh peta, the love of animals is not supposed to be literal. This time we take another look south and fine Florida does not disappoint, amputees shooting things up from scooters, cinder blocks through car windows and machete-wielding fast food workers. The guys talk about the impact of social media and bad dining experiences, and take a short walk down memory lane. Sit back, don’t go throwing egg mcmuffins, and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E7 (By Request for Mike Hufford)

February 24, 2019 05:00 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

 This time Mike is away and the other 2 squids play….just playin’, in an attempt to appease Squid fan Mike Hufford, the guys tried to knock out a quick episode at the drop of a hat, Glen’s technical issues limited the time and Mike couldn’t make it. Glen and Jeff talk talk about morning tv, Jussie and some weird lady breastfeeding her four-year-old. Sit back, think about the girl in the Bugaloos and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

S2E6(Mike Luebker)

February 12, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 36.5 MB

 This time the squids sit down with another shipmate, Mike Luebker from the Kirk. The guys follow his path from the bay area to japan and beyond. This is one you won’t wanna miss. Sit back, crack a Tiger, and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)