Three Guys On
440 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 223 ratingsDiscussion of news, comedy, and anything else relevant in the lives of comedians Randolph Terrance and Andy Kline, along with weekly guest comedians. New FREE episodes on Thursday every week. Monday episodes and bonus content at www.patreon.com/threeguyson
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Episodes
Episode 826 - Mumbo Sauce
April 18, 2019 06:58 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBThis week, we're joined by the great Chris Lamberth. In this episode, we talk about Easter, listener emails, a future NFL player's problematic tweets, Georgetown University voting for reparations, an update on Lori Laughlin, Chris disappointing a listener, and gentrifiers trying to shut down Go Go music in DC.
Episode 824 - Bloody Mulch
April 11, 2019 05:44 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBThis week, we have Mike B sitting in. In this episode, we discuss yard and house work, listener comments, a poacher killed by lions, kids watching scary movies, a pig killed by its neighbors, a black director update, Isaiah Washington siding with Trump, and angry white men.
Episode 822 - Horn Section
April 04, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBToday, back by popular demand, we're joined by Charity Sade. In this episode, we discuss a classic love song, some recent comments from Peter Buttigieg, the Jussie Smollett fiasco, Trump and Barr, a Pastor John Gray update, and some news anchors trying to sound cool.
Episode 820 - The New Awkward
March 28, 2019 04:43 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBToday, we're joined by Chris Lamberth. In this episode, we discuss anxiety and depression, black leaders then vs. now, Chris' girl that got away, early thoughts on the Mueller report, Adrien Broner's homophobia, and updates on Pastor John Gray and Jess Hilarious.
Episode 818 - Affirmative Action
March 21, 2019 05:50 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBIt's the rare TWO guys on episode, since we had a guest cancel on us at the last minute. In this episode, we check listener emails and talk about getting into therapy, getting something out of comedy, the college admissions scandal, Meghan McCain, the New Zealand mosque shooting, Jess Hilarious, and Russell Westbrook vs. Utah Jazz fans.
Episode 816 - Dirt Mob
March 14, 2019 06:20 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBWe're joined today by the hilarious Mike B. In this episode, we talk about being a homeowner, check out some new tracks from Infrared Krypto, discuss Mike's brief music career, Meghan McCain, Jussie Smollett, and Trump loving his family.
Episode 814 - Lessons Are Learned
March 07, 2019 07:42 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBWe're joined today by Petey Steele. In this episode, we discuss white savior movies, listener emails, Matt Gaetz' witness tampering, Ilhan Omar targeted by West Virginia politicians, a white woman who called the cops on a black man at a dog park, and we close out with some freestyles from Petey over a couple Felt Five beats.
Episode 812 - Rub & Tug
February 28, 2019 07:54 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBWe're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr., along with a surprise call-in from Chris Lamberth. In this episode, we talk about the Alliance football league, Robert Kraft's massages, Ole Miss basketball players kneeling during the national anthem, the origins of racism, and Burberry's noose.
Episode 810 - They Blinked
February 21, 2019 07:31 - 1 hour - 85 MBWe're joined today by the great Petey Steele. In this episode we talk about staying healthy, Kaeprnick's settlement, NFL racism, Floyd Mayweather and Gucci blackface, and an anti LGBTQ politician from West Virginia.
Episode 808 - Spirit Of Vengeance
February 14, 2019 07:06 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBWe're joined today by the hilarious Mike B. In this episode we talk about podcasts, listener emails, Liam Neeson, Michelle Rodriguez, good bad movies, the Cubs crazy owner, and Kristen Gillebrand eating chicken.
Episode 806 - Twelve Hour Meats
February 07, 2019 08:46 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBWe're joined today by PRS1, Dominic Rivera. In this episode we listen to a new song from Abasi, and talk about the attack on Jussie Smollett, MAGA hats, a teacher that put on blackface as part of a lesson, and Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Episode 804 - More Cake
January 31, 2019 06:23 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBWe're joined today by the hilarious Larry XL. In this episode, we talk about time machines, movies, cake and cereal. And we check out a new theme song for Dominic sent by the great Felt Five, and listen to some more of his music. Check out Felt Five on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/felt-five And on Twitter/Instagram at @FeltFive And follow him on iTunes or Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1eLZ1KKVX1G0LApwhomwFE
Episode 802 - It Ain't The Devil
January 24, 2019 08:50 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBIt's time to turn up, because we're joined today by Haywood Turnipseed, Jr. We start this episode with some listener emails. Then, we talk about how we handled last week's snow days, R. Kelly, Pedophilia, Michael Jackson, and an update on that pastor who bought his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini.
Episode 800 - Donkey Money
January 10, 2019 06:19 - 1 hour - 103 MBWe're joined today by the the hilarious Franqi French. In this episode, we reminisce about the early days of the podcast, get an update on Randolph's basketball coaching career, check listener emails and comments, talk about comedy, old horror movies, the shutdown, a Franqi story, and the status of Franqi's stepson. To donate to his GoFundMe, go here: https://www.gofundme.com/rebuilding-the-life-of-dametrius
Episode 798 - Burnouts
January 03, 2019 08:21 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBRandolph is out today, but we're joined by Dominic Rivera and Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we talk about Trump, Elton's YouTube videos, old cars, Travis Scott and the Super Bowl halftime show, and a black man who was kicked out of a hotel lobby, where he was staying, for loitering.
Episode 796 - Cheering Crowds
December 27, 2018 08:39 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBWe're joined today by the great Mike B. In this episode, we check listener emails, we discuss sensitive college crowds and the "rules" of comedy, how Trump ruined his life, Michael Cohen going to jail, and a Chicago Bears player whose fiancee got dragged for her old tweets.
Episode 794 - Polyamorous
December 20, 2018 07:54 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBWe're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we talk about that floss dance, Elton's attempt to reconnect with a high school crush, Elton's divorce situation, the NRA, how "we" missed the rise of white supremacy, and the crazy family of a crazy right wing bomber.
Episode 792 - Tinged
December 13, 2018 07:36 - 1 hour - 105 MBToday's guest is the always great Dominic Rivera. In this episode, we talk about listener emails and comments, a man whose neighbor called the cops on him for quoting Jay-Z lyrics, white people dancing, Trump's possible next chief of staff, WASP's, Lena Dunham, and the challenges of fatherhood.
Episode 790 - This Racism Nonsense
December 06, 2018 07:56 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBToday, we're joined by the hilarious Mike B. We start this episode figuring out how to set Mike B's gigantic watch. Then, we watch video of a dumb Fox News host saying dumb things about immigration and racism. After that, we check out some listener emails that have us revisiting that Chipotle dine and dash story, and that missionary who got killed on an island. And we close out talking about some NFL players in legal trouble, and a white woman who gave her kid an unusual name.
Episode 788 - Choices
November 29, 2018 07:01 - 1 hour - 105 MBWell, we were going to make this a Patreon only episode, but we decided to put it out there for everybody. You're welcome, freeloaders. With Andy out of town this week, Randolph is joined by some of our favorite guests, Chris Lamberth, Petey Steele, and Mike Brown. Enjoy the show!
Episode 787 - Turn Up
November 21, 2018 07:32 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBHoliday week, so we're up a day early with Charity Sade sitting in. In this episode, we listen to a brand new theme song courtesy of Rod from The Black Guy Who Tips (shout out). Then, we hear about Randolph's basketball coaching and check some listener emails. After that, we talk about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez being called out for wearing nice clothes. And we close out with some discussion on Bill Maher's hot Stan Lee take.
Episode 785 - Grace
November 15, 2018 06:51 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBWe're joined today by the great Haywood Turnipseed, Jr. In this episode we talk about Creflo Dollar's latest endeavor, check listener emails, listen to some new tracks from Infrared Krypto, watch videos of teachers and students fighting, and tell the story of a hostile crowd member at our show last week.
Episode 783 - Young Park
November 08, 2018 07:04 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBWe're joined today by Mike B (@olmikeb757). In this episode, we check listener emails and listen to some listener music. Then, we talk about the art of ad-libs in music, and get into a discussion on Barry White. After that, we talk about a little comedy drama. And we close out discussing Secretary of the Interior Ryan Finke, and the yoga studio shooter.
Episode 781 - Dagger
November 01, 2018 06:38 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBWe're joined today by Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). In this episode, we talk about Romane trying to raise a daughter, listener emails and comments, a classic Jamaican dance trend, Megyn Kelly losing her show, and Caitlyn Jenner's Trump wake up call.
Episode 779 - Cletus
October 25, 2018 07:44 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBWe're joined today by PRS-1, Dominic Rivera. In this episode, we talk about junk food, listener emails, that Saudi Arabian prince guy, a racist political ad, and a big upcoming change in Dominic's life.
Episode 777 - Rei
October 18, 2018 06:44 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBWe're joined today by the great Charity Sade (@c_sade_b). In this episode, we take a call from Dominic Rivera and talk about a couple members of the extended 3GO family who passed away recently. Then, Randolph tells the story of a classic hell gig. And we close out with some discussion on Melania Trump's recent interview, and voter suppression.
Episode 775 - Jowls
October 11, 2018 04:53 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBWe're joined today by not-quite-puppet Mike Brown. In this episode, we talk about home improvement projects, listener emails, old sad wrestler stories, Kanye ranting on a table, Mitch McConnell's next endeavor, and a couple stories of people starting fires.
Episode 773 - On Brand
October 04, 2018 07:32 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBWe're joined today by the great Charity Sade. We start this episode with some recent show recaps before moving on to some listener emails. After that, we try to make sense of Kanye West's rambling SNL rant thing. Next, we talk about an Uber driver who caught his wife cheating when she got into his Uber. And we close out with a story on how the Redskins have decided not to pimp out their cheerleaders.
Episode 771 - Leftists Everywhere
September 27, 2018 06:34 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBToday we're joined by almost puppet, Mike Brown (@olmikeb757). We start this episode with some discussion on the Kavanaugh confirmation situation. Then, we check out a couple listener emails and revisit the Kevin Hart/Katt Williams feud. After that, we talk about a group of siblings who made a campaign ad endorsing their brother's opponent. And we close out discussing a popular podcast that was criticized for fetishizing black men.
Episode 769 - My Elevator
September 20, 2018 06:02 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBWe're joined today by Pop Pop himself, Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we talk about Elton's current workout facilities. Then, we discuss a little bit of the infamous Katt Williams interview. After that, we watch a video of a white guy who decided to pull his gun on a group of black kids trying to get on an elevator. That leads us into deeper a discussion on race, and how Serena Williams' U.S. Open penalties should be perceived.
Episode 767 - He's On Fire
September 13, 2018 06:59 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBWe're joined today by sock puppet favorite and new father, Romane Walters. We start this episode discussing white people's relationship with fire. Then, we talk about Obama's return and check a couple listener emails. After that, we give some early thoughts on that cop who walked into the wrong apartment and shot the guy who lived there. And we close out with an update on that Duncan Hunter guy's campaing finance vioaltions, and a cop who was liking KKK posts on Facebook.
Episode 765 - Evolving Thoughts
September 06, 2018 05:19 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBWe're joined today by the great Petey Steele. We start this episode off talking about John McCain's funeral and his legacy. Then, we move on to some discussion on Sam Harris and other modern-day "intellectuals." Next, a listener email has us revisiting the idea of the squatty potty. And we close out with the latest from Kanye West.
Episode 763 - The Squat
August 30, 2018 06:07 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBToday, we've got Tim Miller back, so it's the OG 3GO crew. In this episode, we talk about good chicken and defunct comedy clubs. Then, we discuss workplace bathroom etiquette before checking out some listener emails and comments. And we close out talking about Michelle Beadle's decision not to watch football this year, and a Netflix show recommendation.
Episode 761 - Calm Up
August 23, 2018 05:53 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBRandolph is out this week, but we have Tim Miller and Dominic Rivera sitting in. We start this episode with some rankings on the best burger restaurants. Then, we check out a clip of a doctor who got tackled by security at the airport despite being white, and a video of a different white guy who thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and yell racial slurs in Uganda. And we close out with a Georgia state senator's strange rationale for Trump's use of the N-word.
Episode 759 - Purple Skies
August 16, 2018 05:35 - 1 hour - 82 MBToday we're joined by Sock Puppet #1, Haywood Turnipseed, Jr. We start this episode checking out some listener emails and comments, and talking about GenX politicians. Then, we discuss Omarosa's new book about Trump. After that, we watch a video of Paris Dennard desperately trying to defend Trump. And we close out with the story of a guy who committed suicide by stealing a plane and crashing it.
Episode 757 - Super Triflin' Mode
August 09, 2018 07:24 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBRandolph is out today, but we're joined by Elton Howard Jr. and Dominic Rivera. In this episode, we get a fresh, new crazy Elton story that just might top all of the other ones. Then, we talk about a couple stories from Dominic's past. After that, we discuss old strip club experiences. And we close out with the audio of a guy who called into C-SPAN and threatened to shoot two CNN reporters.
Episode 755 - Booty
August 02, 2018 07:05 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBToday we have Tim Miller back, and we're also joined by Franqi French and JL Cauvin. In this episode, we talk about Franqi's childhood days selling porn, and the first time JL ever saw porn. Then, we discuss how gay men get away with groping straight women. After that, we talk about the proper way to get dressed before a show, and a bizarre old comedy club promotion. And we close out with some conversation about Dak Prescott.
Episode 753 - Aggrieved Party
July 26, 2018 07:49 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBWe're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode talking about the guy who got fouled so hard at a local gym, he had to go call the cops. Then, we talk about some MAGA hat wearing interns who claim they were refused an Uber ride in DC. And we close out with the story of Romane's earliest experiences with porn.
Episode 751 - The Money
July 19, 2018 06:43 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBWe're joined today by the great Elton Howard, Jr. We start this episode with a couple listener emails that get us talking about the election and Trump. Then, we watch a video of a coach in Lavar Ball's basketball league who likes to threaten his players. After that, we watch a couple classic videos that show what can happen if you owe someone money. And we close out with a few thoughts on the Charlamagne situation.
Episode 749 - White Sports
July 05, 2018 07:31 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBWe're joined today by the great Charity Sade. We start this episode talking about fireworks and checking out a couple listener emails. Then, we discuss bathroom etiquette, white america, and Hope Solo's recent comments about soccer. After that, we talk about that NRA lady and some comments she made about journalists. And we close out with some discussion on the shooting of Antwon Rose.
Episode 747 - Caught It Early
June 28, 2018 07:43 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBWelcome to yet another episode of Two Guys On. No guest today. We start this episode talking about that rapper guy whose name is hard to pronounce who got killed. Then, we check out some listener emails and talk about Melania's jacket. After that, we discuss a former basketball star and a college football coach whose politics seem to have gone off the deep end. And we close out with an article about how Trump staffers are having a hard time finding dates in DC. How do you like the new theme s...
Episode 745 - Unpacking
June 21, 2018 07:25 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBWe're joined today by the great Dominic Rivera. We start this episode with some thoughts on the whole kids in cages situation. Then, we discuss the Trump/Kim summit spectacle. And after that, we have a long conversation about depression, anger, and how to take care of your mental health.
Episode 743 - Allies
June 14, 2018 05:19 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBToday we're joined by one of our favorite guests, Petey Steele. We start this one off talking about LeBron's broken hand. Then, we check out some listener emails which gets us revisiting the topic of black nerds. Next, we discuss the apparent end to the Drake vs. Pusha T beef. After that, we check out the story of a hardware store owner who doesn't want any gays around. And we close out with an update on what happened to the cop who tackled James Blake, and a plastic surgeon who raps next to ...
Episode 741 - Thug Song
June 07, 2018 05:27 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBWe're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode with some ideas on how Drake can get back at Pusha T. Then, we check out a couple listener emails, including one from a beatmaker. After that, we discuss a preacher who needs a new jet, and a woman who had to prove to an airline that her biracial child was hers. And we close out with some thoughts on LeBron's recent suit choices.
BONUS EPISODE: The Woke Files - Marsha Warfield
June 06, 2018 15:54 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBIn this episode of The Woke Files, Randolph has a great conversation with the legendary Marsha Warfield.
Episode 739 - Nobody Else
May 24, 2018 06:56 - 1 hour - 106 MBNo sock puppet today, so it's just Two Guys On for a change. We start this episode talking about exercising and grade school fights. Then, we check out a couple listener emails. After that, we watch the video of a woman who decided to defecate inside a Tim Horton's, and talk about a guy who got some coffee shop employees fired because of the music they were playing. And we close out with some discussion on the most recent school shooting, and Childish Gambino's This Is America video.
Episode 737 - Free Lunch
May 10, 2018 07:40 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBWe're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we check out a couple listener emails, which gets into a conversation about Kanye West. After that, we watch the video of a racist old man fighting a woman in a parking lot. Next, we talk about a former ESPN host who says she was fired because she was white. And we close out with some discussion on the Kevin Hart sex tape extortion attempt.
Episode 735 - Lost Cause
April 26, 2018 08:21 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBToday we're joined by Elton "Pop Pop" Howard, Jr. We start this episode talking about old fast food jobs. Then, we reminisce about apartment living when you're young. After that, Elton tells us all about the big house he used to have before the housing market collapsed. Next, we discuss the notion of "happy slaves" being taught to some kids in school. And we close out with some thoughts on why Big Freedia's voice is showing up in other people's songs, but she's not making it into their videos.
Episode 733 - Trespassing
April 19, 2018 07:25 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBWe're joined today by Petey Steele. We start this episode with some listener emails. Then, we talk about a naked guy getting violent on the DC Metro. Next, we talk about Ray Lewis vs. Odell Beckham Jr., and the ongoing saga of Colin Kaepernick. After that we discuss last week's Starbucks racism and a kid getting shot at for trying to get directions to school. And we close out with some thoughts on the Simpsons response to The Problem With Apu.
Episode 731 - Charlene
April 12, 2018 06:25 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBToday we're joined by PRS-1, Dominic Rivera. We start this episode talking about some recent drama involving Gary Owen. Then, we break down the recent Conor McGregor backstage fight. And we close out with some great stories from Dominic about all the gambling and women from back in his Air Force days.