The Diet Dr. Pepper Socialist!

SQUEEZE the means of production. MILK the bourgeoisie for all it's worth. SUCK the power out of billionaires. RIDE into the perfect Marxist future. SLURP that dick till it cum.
 

We're back! We know we've kept you waiting for a hot minute so we really play the hits on this one. First order of business is addressing Nick's haters: does thinking the bus is gross make you pedophile? Are you a Nazi for wanting to stop school shootings? Can you eat food or drive cars in good conscience under socialism? We settle it once and for all, and cast an ancient and powerful curse on our naysayers.
 

Then, we really return to the classics-- we review the new Sky Ferreira comeback single DON'T FORGET, and the new Rina Sawayama "song" THIS HELL. Naturally we take a few detours: Indian twinks, race theory, having fun, running for mayor, begging rather than choosing, and MORE!
 

Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. Prove our haters right on Patreon.
 

LAST CALL for the THOTLINE-- sorry for the delay, Cris was sick, but we'll have your burning questions answered this Thursday!!