Get Your F**king A** Up and Work: The Kim Kardashian Story!

Someone help! I think I smell a yaaas leak!
 

In our triumphant return following our star-crossed meeting with Slayyyter, we're back to business as usual-- talking shit about gay guys online. First, we do a little bit of catching up on our personal lives and talk about THE WAR. Then, it's on to more important things.
 

First, we speculate on a certain Twitter gay's new surrogate baby. Should gay guys have babies? Does there need to be a mom? Do WE want children? Is surrogacy okay? Can you request a white baby? We get SOMEWHERE and that somewhere feels like the truth.
 

We contemplate loosing our lips about Charli's new album but decide to save it for next week, and instead deliver what is likely our most motivational and inspiring work yet by chatting Kim Kardashian. Do people want to work anymore? What is the key to success? Are you actually fucked if you weren't born rich? Should you WANT to be rich? It's basically a self-help class. Marianne Williamson eat your heart out!
 

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