Ci and Em sit down (via Zoom) and chat with David Yontef, creator of the podcast Behind The Velvet Rope. Topics include choosing our favorite Real Housewives, cancel culture, and David's stint on Millionaire Matchmaker.

Episode 012: Gordon Ramsay Bolton

September 15, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

Em and Ci eat various snacks and hang out on zoom, take Buzzfeed quizzes and get offended at the results.

Episode 011: An ASMR Situation

September 01, 2020 11:26 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

Let's be honest- this episode is another Hot Mess Express... Part 3? Part 4? Sit back and enjoy this little shortie about nothing and everything.

Episode 010: Yes Ma'am I Would Like To Wash My Clothes

August 18, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MB

Em and Ci record in yet another new location- Ciara's new house that she won't STFU about. This trainwreck of an episode features the following: 10AM Tito's shots, a certain home improvement store giving the runaround, gross sugary sangria, breaking down the lyrics to WAP, and an oddly inspirational turn toward the end. Buckle in, baby.

Episode 009: Write That On My Tombstone

August 11, 2020 10:56 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Em and Ci discuss dating: First date etiquette, why a movie on the first date is NEVER a good idea, and their most uncomfortable dating stories. They also rip into a random angry man in Cape traffic that they, for some reason, have named Philip.

Episode 008: Thanks, I'm A Snack

August 04, 2020 00:30 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MB

Em and Ci do their first episode ON LOCATION at the beautiful Truro Vineyards in North Truro, Massachusetts! This week's topic is about self care: What is it? How do you do it? Is it possible to practice self care every day? Your hosts give their favorite ways to take care of themselves, and our wonderful followers contributed to this episode with their own tips! Girls weekend has never been better.

Episode 007: Pick Your Poison

July 29, 2020 01:32 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

Em and Ci sit down with Rachel Sommers, the creator and owner of Intoxicated Cosmetics. The girls discuss how Rachel got her start in the beauty industry, why animal venom makes for the best serum ingredients, and why a Sephora employee in New York almost got wiped off the face of the earth.

Episode 006: All Aboard The Trainwreck Express

July 24, 2020 01:06 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Guys, Ci and Em really just have no explanation for the absolute sh*tshow this episode turned out to be. Sleep deprived + coming off a two week break + not following episode notes + 100 degree day recording outdoors + alcohol = whatever this episode turned into. The TGYK girls talk unsanctioned house parties, boob sweat, what kind of heathen drinks green jello shots, and, unfortunately, way more. Good luck, and you've been warned.

Episode 005: Go Straight To The Source

July 08, 2020 02:23 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

Em and Ci host their second guest, their friend Jess. They discuss dating while single, how many red flags is too many, reminiscing on nights out together, and whether two pizzas count as a snack.

Episode 004: Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia

June 29, 2020 18:45 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

**WARNING** This episode is REALLY LOUD. Em, Ci and their very first guest (also named Em) discuss Amazon purchases- the weird, the funny, and the useful.

Episode 003: Run Me My Money

June 24, 2020 03:23 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Em and Ci discuss the growing phenomenon of Instagram DM sugar daddies, what they'd insist on in their contracts, and a cautionary tale about keeping your personal info personal.

Episode 002: And Then She Made Sandwiches

June 17, 2020 02:02 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MB

WARNING: Mention of potentially triggering content in this episode. Also, it is VERY LOUD. Lots of yelling.... We warned you. Ci schools Em on the dark, gory origins of some of her favorite fairy tales: Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid and Snow White. Hold on to your toes, keep your fins and try not to eat your grandma.

Episode 001: You Belong In A Zoo

June 09, 2020 12:02 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

In their very first episode, Ciara and Em run a Q&A session and learn more about each other than they bargained for.

Episode 000: Trailer

June 08, 2020 11:06 - 1 minute - 1000 KB

Best friends Emanuelle and Ciara say a quick hello in this trailer for their podcast, "Those Girls You Know". They don't know where they're going, but they're going.