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128 - Half a Shot of Bleach or a Poison Ivy Salad

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127 - War Criminal or Jesus Christ

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126 - Knife Thrower's Assistant or Lion Tamer

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125 - Stanley Cup Goalie or Super Bowl Halftime Performer

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124 - Gassy Climax or Love Sickness

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123 - Wang Cut or Finger Chop

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122 - Derelict Dentist or Objectionable Optometrist

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121 - Fake Telekinesis or Fictional Alien Visit

Welcome to the newest This or That, your favorite would you rather comedy podcast! This week we’re talking about being delusional! Some people are dirty liars, but we here at the This or That podcast pride ourselves in our limitless honesty. In this episode though, we have to lie about something that hasn’t happened, and then try to convince others that it’s true. Convince your coworkers that you have telekinesis, or that an alien visited you: which would you choose? What the hell does this...

120 - Hot Meat Lovin' or Raw Meat Lovin'

Welcome to another week and another episode of your favorite would you rather podcast! This week we’re getting culinary, but not in the way that you may think (or want, for that matter). Meatloaf. It’s tasty and delicious. Who doesn’t love a tasty loaf of meat? But do you care for meatloaf so much that you feel compelled to make sweet love to it? Like, shove your business right up in there? Is that so? Well, now that you’ve decided to hump this loaf of meat, you have a choice: straight from ...

119 - Cheek Squeeze or Funeral Fap

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118 - History Test or Geography Test

Welcome to another week of This or That, your favorite would you rather podcast! This week we’re going off-brief with a bite sized episode. It’s easy enough. On the threat of death, would you rather have to name off 40 state capitals, or 25 US Presidents? Let’s find out!

117 - Muffin Baby or Knife Chicken

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116 - Alone for 10 Years or Sleep for 500 Years

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115 - Fly Covered Ice Cream or Roach Filled Ice Cream

Welcome to another exciting week of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we’re ruining all that is sacred once again. By putting bugs in or on your ice cream! This week we ask: would you rather eat ice cream with a surprise inside, and that surprise is a cockroach, OR ice cream that was previously covered with a bunch of house flies? Is surface area even a factor in this? What are those flies reeeeally doing on that ice cream? (Hint: they’re likely humping). Why is the Crew talk...

114 - Teeth for Pubes or Pubes for Teeth

It’s a new week, so it’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we’re talking about pubes! Woo-hoo! This week’s episode, we keep it pretty simple: either you have teeth where you would normally have pubic hair, or pubic hair where you would normally have teeth. Despite the simplicity of the choices, look forward to a heated argument, filled with confusion and general exasperation! When it comes to pubic teeth, what is the “deluxe service”? How much upk...

113 - Laugh Track or Theme Music

Happy Monday! A new week means it’s time for a new #wouldyourather #podcast! This week, we’re offering a strange mix of surreal sounds to define your life! Theme music – it’s always on in the background during movies and TV, even if you don’t notice. What if there was also theme music throughout your life, reflecting your emotions at any given moment? How would that affect you? How about a laugh track? As you talk to people and go about your business, a captive but invisible studio audience...

112 - Trunk Chicken or Pizza Puke

It’s here again! A new week means a new episode of the #wouldyourather #podcast that all the kids are talking about. Really, they are. The cool kids, anyway. Thanks to Catherine for this week’s listener submitted episode! Once again she’s presented us with something highly unpleasant. Would you rather eat half a rotisserie from a stranger’s trunk, or pizza that you’ve just upchucked? Let’s discuss! Does the type of pizza actually make a difference here? Which member of the TorT crew is mos...

111 - Heater in the Summer or A/C in the Winter

Welcome to another week of #wouldyourather goodness on your favorite #podcast! This week we’re keeping it simple stupid, with possibly our most straightforward topic ever. Jack up the heat in the summer, or blast the AC in the winter. This week we may or may not answer these questions: what in the hell is #jumpsuitlifestyle, and why is Chris trying to make it a thing? Why is Joshua and Danielle’s house such a dump? Why won’t @hockey.sockey set Danielle up with a sweet Toronto Maple Leafs one...

110 - Flame On or Self Inflicted Wound

Happy Monday! It’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Since listening to our podcast isn’t painful enough, this week we’re talking self-inflicted wounds! Go ahead and give it a go. You know you want to. This week we explore… The difference between a whaling harpoon and a sharking harpoon! Mourning the death of Jaws! The horrors of working in fast food! Sweet 80’s rock! Shoot yourself in the foot or be highly flammable… which would you choose? (BTW, Danielle ...

109 - Forever Itchy or Always Sticky

Is it Monday already? You know what that means… time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we keep it simple. You’re always itchy, or you’re always sticky. Which would you choose? Can’t be that hard… can it? In this week’s episode you can expect… fifth grade level bodily fluid jokes! References to jam hands! Surprisingly innocuous high school stories! Danielle totally losing it! All this an more on this week’s This Or That!

108 - Dick Nose or Racist Tattoo

Another week means another wonderful pair of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s user submitted by Leslie from Texas. Thanks Leslie! This week we’re talking permanent disfigurement! Would you rather have a gigantic swastika tattoo in a highly visible area, or a nose that looks like the average penis? How many penises has Chris seen, and… cut or uncut? What would Chris choose if given a third choice? Does Danielle really have “mad contouring skills”? How attractive ...

107 - Always Wear Mittens or Always Wear Roller Skates

Happy Monday to you! Time for a dose of the hot #wouldyourather #podcast action you’ve been waiting for! This week, a new pair of inconveniences is ready for your review. Imagine a life where you always have mittens on! Or where you’re always wearing roller skates. Which would you choose? Chris once again assumes the one of these that gives him a “quirky” persona! Joshua explains the drama of a canceled and unpopular tv show, and the importance of lifting hooks! Danielle makes the decision ...

106 - Crossfit Fanatic or Have Diabetes

Hello Monday. And hello to a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s heavy on judgment and uneducated assumptions, just the way we like it! So you’ve got diabetes! Now what? Shots? Deadly symptoms? Diet modifications? Sounds like a hassle. But would you rather be a hardcore cross fitter instead? WODs, PRs, bloody ripped calluses. These are your choices. Which member of the This or That Crew watches fitness videos on YouTube? Hint: it’s the same one that brags about...

105 - Penis Sized Nipple or Nipple Sized Penis

104 - Beef Binge or Wasabi Bath

A new day means a new #wouldyourather #podcast, and we’re all about culinary adventures! We’re not talking about visiting fine restaurants around the world, or hitting up all those diners that one guy on tv talks about. We’re talking the adventure of eating your weight in a particular food, or exposing your skin to a different food! Eating your weight in beef tongue versus jumping in a pool filled with wasabi! Which would you choose? How will this affect the T or T crew’s already sensitive...

103 - Sneezegasm or Coughrination

Today things get a little dirty and unpleasant. But isn’t that why this is your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast? Not for the faint of heart, and certainly NSFW. Sneezing. Coughing. Peeing. Orgasming. They (probably) happen to all of us. Not always at the same time. We here at the T or T podcast like to mix it up, so why not mix these up? In this week’s episode let’s talk about bodily fluids and their relationship to your upper respiratory health! Here are your choices: orgasm every time yo...

102 - Ten Inch Eyelashes or Circular Eyebrows

101 - Say Your Name or Exit Theme Music

HAPPY NEW YEAR THIS OR THATTERS! Thanks for sticking with us through 2017, and we’re excited to have you here again for 2018. Look forward to more #wouldyourather madness throughout the New Year! Do you know what the Benny Hill theme song is? If you don’t, you can listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg Now imagine that every time you leave a room, that song plays. Or imagine that each time you enter a room, you have to holler your own name at the top of your lungs. ...

100 - All You Can Eat or All You Can Drink

Merry Christmas This Or Thatters! This holiday season we're so thankful for you for making us your #wouldyourather #podcast of choice. Because you've given us so much, we're giving you the only gift we have to give: TWO GOOD CHOICES!!! Wait, what? It's true! Happy Holidays to you! Imagine a world where for three major holidays you can either eat or drink as much as you want without any negative effects. Seems too good to be true? It's not! Who's planning to try to make some money off of t...

99 - Vomit Once Per Day or Poop Ten Times Per Day

This week it's back to our roots on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast. Let's talk about poop, baby! Poop ten times a day, or vomit once a day. This seems like a simple choice... But is it? How many times a day does Joshua poop, and does that change with the addition of preworkout? Is Chris actively campaigning for Joshua and Danielle to get a divorce? How much do either of these things cut into the average workday? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let's find out on this we...

98 - Rhyme Words or Miss Words

Welcome to another week of your favorite#wouldyourather #podcast! This week, we're mincing words! Literally. How important are the words that people say anyway? If you couldn't hear every third word people said, would it really make a difference? And is trying to figure out what they said more or less difficult than only speaking in rhyme? Let's find out! Who has confidence that they can figure out how to speak in rhyme? Who plans to fake a disability (again)? Who is ready to freestyle rap?...

97 - Drive Real Fast or Drive Real Slow

It's a new month, and we're starting it off right with a listener submitted episode! Thanks to Richard Cardenas of the Awkward Human Survival Guide Podcast for this week's topic. We're not sure where you live, but we live in a city with awful traffic, and we spend way too much time stuck in gridlock on a bumper to bumper freeway. This week, you have two choices in getting a little more smooth to your sailing. Clear traffic with a maximum speed of 35 MPH, or (mostly) 65 with someone constan...

96 - Run From Your Date or Your Date Runs From You

It's another week and another exciting choice on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Some of us are dating (Chris), and some of us have been married "forever" (Joshua and Danielle), but we all understand that first dates can be awkward. The uncomfortable silences, unnecessary small talk, and the just trying to figure out if you even like the other person can make first dates difficult. But have you ever been on a first date so traumatic that one of you literally runs away screaming? Wha...

95 - Gravy in your Plumbing or Potatoes in your Pants

HOLY GIBLETS IT’S TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! We here at the This or That #podcast are ready to bring the joy to you with some festive #wouldyourather action! This is the perfect episode to listen to on your way to holiday get togethers! Hint, hint. We’re staying focused on Turkey Day with a feast-themed topic. Either all of the water in your home turns to gravy, or you have gallons of mashed potatoes in your pants! Woo-hoo! Can food really be cooked in hand sanitizer? Will mashed potatoes rea...

94 - Adopt 20 Dogs or Adopt 20 Cats

93 - Always Wear Leggings or a Crop Top

92 - Haunted by a Racist Ghost or Sorrounded by Flies

91 - Bone Furniture or Skin Covered Walls

Welcome to Week 4 of the Second Annual #Halloween Boo-fest, #wouldyourather #podcast style! This week, let's talk home decor! We've talked about scary clowns 🤡, haunted houses 🏡, and bingeing on candy 🍫🍬🍭. Where do we go from here? How about decorating our homes with parts of dead humans?!? Seems like a natural next step. Who likes the idea of having all of your furniture made out of human bones? Not real keen on that? Instead, how about having your walls covered with a patchwork made of hu...

90 - 30 Day Candy Binge or Live in a Haunted House

Holy cow, it’s October! The Halloween Spookstravaganza continues with another themed episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast. This week’s episode is all about inconvenience and poor nutrition! You love candy, right? It is taste-o-rific, yes? Wouldn’t it be great if you could eat nothing but candy for a full month? Wouldn’t that be AMAZING? Don’t think that’s a great idea? How about living in a haunted house? There aren’t any real ghosts or ghouls, but your house is decorated to the...

89 - Room with Juggalos or Board with Pennywise

It's week two of your favorite month: the This or That Halloween Spooktacular! This October, look forward to creepy crawly #wouldyourather #pocasts all month long. What's a scary movie without a scary clown? 🤡 Pennywise is one of our favorites, and he sure is frightening. But would he make a good roommate despite his penchant for violence? How about some Juggalos? Would you rather live with them? Is Pennywise really a dependable roommate? Can the This or That crew tolerate 24/7 ICP? What ha...

88 - 24/7 Costume Wearing or 365 Pumpkin Head

It's finally October, and it's time for what you've all been waiting for: our second annual Halloween Spooktacular! All month long enjoy #Halloween themed This Or Thats! Let's have some fun this week with a special #wouldyourather #podcast that's perfect for the season. Some of us put a lot of time and effort into carving pumpkins to decorate our homes in festive fashion for Halloween. Some are big, some are small, but this week is all about being able to put it on your head. So you can we...

87 - One TV Show or One Musical Artist

It's time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week Joshua picks an "easy" topic...but does he? In this world of interwebs, streaming music services, cable, subscriptions to channels and more channels and other streaming video services and other services that when added together cost as much as cable anyway, we have access to all of the media we could ever want or need. But is variety really the spice of life? Could we live without these things? This week we d...

86 - Robot Voice or Power Gloves

85 - Cheater or Cheatee

Welcome to a new week! This week your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast goes from light to very, very heavy. This week we’re talking destroying relationships! Woo-hoo! Infidelity. It’s a real problem. We’re not joking when we say that. But which side of the cheating coin would you rather be on? Would you rather be the cheater, or the person that gets cheated on? Is this really as simple as getting laid? Does Chris have no conscience? Is Danielle willing to take one for the team? What is the...

84 - Feed 'em Like a Bird or Clean 'em Like a Kitten

It's another week of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, and this one's a doozy. We here at the This or That podcast have no children of our own, so we have no idea of the effort and costs, emotional, physical, financial, or otherwise. So why not have an episode where not only do we have children, but we are forced to care for them in non-traditional ways? Remember those videos you watched about birds in biology class, where baby birds get fed through regurgitation? Well, you've gotta d...

83 - Gory Goring or Cruel Constriction

It’s back to the realm of absurdity on this week’s episode of This or That, the #wouldyourather #podcast you’ve been waiting for! There are so many ways to die. Here at This or That, we like to explore the ridiculous and unlikely. All the better if animals that you won’t encounter are involved. Are you from South America? Probably not (at least according to our hosting company). So you may not ever encounter an anaconda. If you’ve wanted to, now is your chance! Unfortunately, it’s going to...

82 - Social Justice Warrior or Men's Rights Activist

It’s a new week and a new episode of This or That! This week we wander into the fraught and perilous world of online politics in your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast. SJW: Social Justice Warrior. MRA: Men’s Rights Activist. When given a choice between these two, when defined by their Urban Dictionary definitions, which would you choose? Regardless of your politics, expect a lose-lose situation. Which member of the Crew gets caught up in hat nomenclature? Who teaches us all “a lesson”? W...

81 - Donald Trump Doppelganger or Most Wanted Lookalike

This week it’s all about lookin’ good on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! You may not know what we look like here at the This or That podcast, but rest assured, we’re pretty average. That being said, we’ve all grown accustomed to looking like: white guy with glasses (Chris); half-Asian half-white guy with glasses (Joshua); and white girl with contacts (Danielle). Wow, we all have bad eyesight! Despite our inability to see without corrective lenses, we all know what we look like. So...

80 - Sexy Spit Up or Erotic Excrement

Hooray! It's a brand new week, and here at your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, we're getting ready for some hot action just the way you like it. Picture this: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with nausea. You could hurl at any time. You think it may be a one-off, maybe your dinner just didn't settle. But everything time you try to have sex, an overwhelming urge to vomit overtakes you. Picture that: you're get...

79 - Cat-astrophic Claw or Murderous Mouth

It's a blast from the past on this week's Listener Submitted Episode, courtesy of Trey from Illinois! It was such a long time ago that your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast had its inaugural episode: be trapped in a cage with a lion, or 100 angry house cats. This week we dig a little deeper into some potential dangerous situations that could happen with said felines, much to Chris's dismay. Put your arm in a lion's mouth, or have your eye popped by a house cat... Which would you choose? D...