This Is Gonna Hurt - A Fifth Edition Dungeons and Dragons Podcast
233 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 97 ratingsWe are a 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. We are a bunch of longtime 3.5 players so join us as we delve into 5e for the first time!
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Episodes
Season 2 Episode 23: Can You Even Drive?
December 17, 2017 23:00 - 32 minutes - 74.7 MBLor'Themar wanders off by himself and Win-Darr learns something new! What else could possible happen in the Elemental Plane of Water? Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 22: Ignorant Foreigners
December 10, 2017 23:00 - 51 minutes - 117 MBThe party discovers a new city and has some down time as they prepare to lock the elemental cage of fire. Who will they meet and what type of shenanigans will they get into? http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 21: The Chalk Zone
December 03, 2017 23:00 - 46 minutes - 106 MBOur friends find themselves facing unexpected foes. Will the brash actions of one of them help or hinder the group? http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 20: Arts and Crafts
November 26, 2017 23:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MBThe group gets in touch with their creative sides as they face new challenges both foreign and familiar. Will they succeed or will their efforts fall short? http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 19: Ahoy, Mateys!
November 19, 2017 23:00 - 52 minutes - 119 MBAs our Heroes search the desolate sea they receive some ghastly news and encounter an even ghastlier threat. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 18: Win-Darr's Home For Imaginary Friends
November 12, 2017 23:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBHow many objects is Win-Darr going to talk to?! What will the adventurers find as they set out into the Water Plane?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
This Is Gonna Halloween Part 4
November 05, 2017 23:01 - 47 minutes - 109 MBJoin the heroes of Etrun as they are once again transported to a different realm, this time of monsters and nightmares in part 4 of our 2017 holiday special! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
This Is Gonna Halloween Part 3
November 05, 2017 23:00 - 47 minutes - 108 MBJoin the heroes of Etrun as they are once again transported to a different realm, this time of monsters and nightmares in part 3 of our 2017 holiday special! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
This Is Gonna Halloween Part 2
October 29, 2017 23:01 - 1 hour - 145 MBJoin the heroes of Etrun as they are once again transported to a different realm, this time of monsters and nightmares in part 2 of our 2017 holiday special! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
This Is Gonna Halloween Part 1
October 29, 2017 23:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBJoin the heroes of Etrun as they are once again transported to a different realm, this time of monsters and nightmares in part 1 of our 2017 holiday special! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 17: Not A Karen In The World
October 22, 2017 23:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MBAs our group travels deeper, they face their first resistance in the water plane. Will they overcome this challenge, or will they find themselves in a watery grave? http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 16: Current Sea
October 15, 2017 23:00 - 40 minutes - 91.8 MBAfter their first encounter with the denizens of the elemental plane of water, the Party heads out into the unknown looking for assistance. With two potential paths what will the group do? Listen in to sea… what lies ahead! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 15: Water, Water Everywhere And Not A Drop To Drink
October 08, 2017 23:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBAfter an emotional encounter with their lost companion TOKO, the gang broke on through to the other side of the portal. What awaits them in the Elemental Plane of Water? Dive in to this week's episode and find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 14: Boss Fight Nightmare
October 01, 2017 23:00 - 47 minutes - 109 MBTravesty! The beloved TOKO has returned, but with a blood vendetta against the gang. Blood will be shed, but from whom?! Please make sure all hands and feet are secured while riding this emotional roller coaster! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 13: Unagi
September 24, 2017 23:00 - 46 minutes - 107 MBOur four heros plunged into the murky depths of the Great Lake Briasanna and found their way to The Water Temple. A pulled muscle (or two) and a temper-tantrum later, the gang started to make some headway through this ancient aquatic pantheon. What trouble awaits them within? Is it more eels?! Find out today! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/...
Season 2 Episode 12: Do All Eels Shriek?
September 17, 2017 23:00 - 47 minutes - 108 MBAfter the gang rummaged through some of the cool stuff in Aegisar's apartment, they ventured off to secure a boat ride to the Water Temple. A brief "reintroduction" with a friendly face allowed them to find the literal Boat Guy. Will treading the Water Temple be easy? Or will missing a key make them reset the game? Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ ...
Season 2 Episode 11: I Know A Guy
September 10, 2017 23:00 - 42 minutes - 96.6 MBWhat a sleepover! How will the next day hangover our boys' heads? Will they need a fistful of bacon or something else to get them moving? Tune in and find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 10: Drinking Buddies
September 03, 2017 23:00 - 47 minutes - 109 MBThe adventurers celebrate their recent battle and turn to acquaintances for help and advice, and of course, booze. What could possibly go wrong? Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 9: Haste Lays Waste
August 27, 2017 23:00 - 36 minutes - 83.2 MBThe crew continue their fight against a member of the Twelve, and Lor'themar continues to try to prove himself in his latest battle. Will he be able to overcome the obstacles in his way? Will the adventurers be able to end this without losing a member of their own? Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 8: The Arena, The Rematch
August 20, 2017 23:00 - 38 minutes - 88.4 MBThe gang got a VIP tour of The Tower of the Twelve in Strommels and ran into some familiar and new faces. After being brought into Etrun's version of The Danger Room, Aegisar proposed a rematch with the generous offer of a 20 second head start. Will there be yelling? And can Win-Darr do anything without having to explain his actions? Tune in and find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram....
Season 2 Episode 7: It's Not Me, It's Yuu
August 13, 2017 23:00 - 38 minutes - 88.7 MBThe gang meets more members of the 12 Hands of the Monarch, and they meet one of their biggest fans as well! Who could it be?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 6: Just a Jaunt
August 06, 2017 23:00 - 40 minutes - 93.6 MBThe Goblin Splooshers have run into a blast from the past! But is it the past for everyone? Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 5: A Little Tied Up
July 30, 2017 23:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBThe guys learn their actions have real consequences! What will the people they've just met have to say about that?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 4: Party Boat!
July 23, 2017 23:00 - 45 minutes - 105 MBThe adventurers set off some fireworks as they fight to claim control of the docks and save as many citizens as they can! Will they be successful?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 3: The Boop of Doom
July 16, 2017 23:00 - 47 minutes - 109 MBOur heroes are already in the thick of a dockside brawl. But, it appears they have some help! Who are these new allies? More questions will be raised and hopefully some will be answered in this week's episode! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 2: New Year, New Me
July 09, 2017 23:01 - 37 minutes - 86.6 MBAfter cracking open a few cold ones, the boys meet up with Galindan at Lor'Themar's *former* favorite spot. Turns out he's ready to introduce his new friends to the family. Things have been heating up in Etrun, so turn up your AC and tune in to find out what happens next! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
Season 2 Episode 1: Reunited And It Mostly Feels Good
July 09, 2017 23:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBA full year has passed since our four adventurers sealed the Earth Gate and went their separate ways. How will they find each other again? Will old wounds be healed? And will Lor'Themar finally accept Brimbli? Tune in to find out in the brand spankin' new Season 2! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/
The History of Etrun
June 25, 2017 23:00 - 32 minutes - 74.3 MBLearn all about the history of Etrun with Owen in the last installment of between-season episodes before Season 2 comes back July 9th!
Owen's Interview
June 11, 2017 23:00 - 44 minutes - 103 MBJoin us as the players turn the table and take turns asking Owen questions about running the game and running the world!
Craig's Interview
May 28, 2017 23:00 - 23 minutes - 53.2 MBJoin Owen and Craig as they delve into the character of Win-Darr in the fourth of four interviews with the players!
Steven's Interview
May 14, 2017 23:00 - 34 minutes - 79.1 MBJoin Owen and Steven as they delve into the character of Brimbli in the third of four interviews with the players!
Jeremy's Interview
April 30, 2017 23:00 - 12 minutes - 29.4 MBJoin Owen and Jeremy as they delve into the character of Lor'Themar in the second of four interviews with the players!
Alex's Interview
April 16, 2017 23:00 - 32 minutes - 75.5 MBJoin Owen and Alex as they delve into the character of Korath in the first of four interviews with the players!
Episode 44: Some Stand Tall While Others Fall - Season One Finale
April 02, 2017 23:00 - 44 minutes - 102 MBThe Sentinel is the only obstacle that stands between our adventurers and their goal of securing The Earth Seal. Can they all overcome this foe? Or will some be left in the plane of air? Tune in to the season one finale of This Is Gonna Hurt!
Episode 43: Do You Speak Armor?
March 26, 2017 23:00 - 53 minutes - 124 MBThe adventurers finally reach their destination and the final obstacle in this part of their journey. What will happen? Tune in to find out!
Episode 42: Was Daedalus A Freelancer?
March 19, 2017 23:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MBThis week Brimbli and Korath really wish they knew Message! But why? Tune in to find out!
Episode 41: There's Something Funny In The Air...
March 12, 2017 23:00 - 29 minutes - 67 MBAs the boys trek onwards, they begin to feel... different. What could this yield for our Fantastic Four? Who will say something out of character? Take a listen and find out!
Episode 40: Is Link Short For Lor'Themar?
March 05, 2017 23:00 - 29 minutes - 66.5 MBWhat will the adventurers find as they walk through this mysterious portal? And what crazy shenanigans will they get up to? Tune in to find out!
Episode 39: I Don't Know Anything About Genies
February 26, 2017 23:00 - 33 minutes - 76.7 MBThe Goblin Splooshers tries to think of creative ways to defeat this terrible foe. Will they be able to bring him down in an unconventional manner or are they just out of luck? Tune in to find out!
Episode 38: Is this Aladdin?
February 19, 2017 23:00 - 27 minutes - 62.4 MBThe gang learns why you should never rub random shiny metal objects. Nothing good comes of it. Can they face down this mighty foe and come through unscathed?! Tune in to find out!
Episode 37: Don't Forget It!
February 12, 2017 23:00 - 33 minutes - 75.7 MBAfter a brief, rideless fight with the Aarakocra, our heroes venture onward and upward in The Tower of the Wind. How long must they look up at the ceiling before their necks hurt? And where is this blasted rock elevator taking them? Turn up the volume and fill the air with today's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!
Episode 36: Be Strong, Korath!
February 05, 2017 23:00 - 41 minutes - 96.1 MBUpon entering The Tower of the Wind, our boys came to realize that it was for the birds. Will someone ride an eagle-person? Or will these humaoid birds of prey turn our heroes into mince meat? Tune in to find out!
Episode 35: Brimbli Isn't The Only One Who's Crazy... Or Is He?!
January 29, 2017 23:00 - 42 minutes - 96.5 MBAs the gang recovers from fighting foes, sand, and a giant hole, one member appears to be at wit's end. Is he? How will the others take it? And who's ready for The Tower of The Wind? Tune in to find out!
This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 5
January 22, 2017 23:00 - 39 minutes - 90 MBDID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?! Well, I guess you should tune in to find out what the heck happens next!
This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 4
January 15, 2017 23:00 - 32 minutes - 74.4 MBCheck out Episode 4 of our Christmas special! This is gonna get a little bit crazyy.
This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 3
January 08, 2017 23:00 - 21 minutes - 50 MBJoin us in part 3 of our Christmas adventure! What will the Winter characters find in the Mountains of the South? Tune in to find out!
This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 2
January 01, 2017 23:00 - 24 minutes - 55.9 MBPart 2 of the This Is Gonna Hurt Christmas adventure!
This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 1
December 25, 2016 23:00 - 32 minutes - 73.9 MBPart One of our first holiday adventure! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did!
Episode 34: When Land Attacks! - Part 3
December 18, 2016 23:00 - 46 minutes - 107 MBThe adventurers have found themselves in quite a predicament, and it seems like there might not be a way out for one of their number! Will they be able to escape this swirling vortex? Tune in to find out!
Episode 33: When Land Attacks! - Part 2
December 11, 2016 23:00 - 28 minutes - 66 MBDid you ever want to know how much damage you could do to a nose? And are you concerned for the adventurers safety? Well, you should be!