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Would Kafka Kill a Cockroach?

CW/ Strong Language Cockroaches are people too! Written by Tilly Lunken Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Gareth Turkington as Johnson Honey McKenna as Anna and Robert Penny as Nick Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Minor Blues for Booker by E's Jammy Jams Creeping Spiders by Nat Keefe and Beatmower The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Thea...

Just the Place for a Snark

Welcome to the home of the world-famous Snark Written by Nigel Foster Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Kaitlin Howard as Mel 'Baker' Jonathan Legg as Jeff 'Butcher' and The Snark Helen Fullerton as Ferry Announcer, Daytrippers 1 & 2 and Park Ranger and Jayne Lloyd as Mr Bellman Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Mosswood by Steve Adams The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield ...

The Meeting

I just want the truth Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Luke Rhodri as Greg and Jasmine Raymond as Eloise Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Sloppy Clav by Godmode The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk/theatrephonic, Tweet or Instagram us @theatrephonic, or visit our Facebook page. If you...

Last Minute Play

It's been a very busy time at Theatrephonic recently, but we've managed to cobble together and get the actors to improvise around 'The Last Minute Play' [INSERT TAGLINE HERE] Written and Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring: Chloe Wade as Charlie as Detective Polar Bear Jackson Pentland as Robert as Marsha Mollymaddock and Jeffrey Butler Rob Keeves as Paul as Pitrum Mollymaddock Pippa Meekings as Patricia as Eleanor Duke Emmeline Braefield as Sarah as Laura Produced by Cat on a Piano ...

A Little Chicken

Happy Friday, have a bonus episode! Listen to the end for the bloopers! A Little Chicken Mary had a little chicken Written by Tilly Lunken Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Fran Burgoyne as Mary and Pippa Meekings as Chicken and The Pot Chicken Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Mary Had A Little Lamb (instrumental) by The Green Orbs The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe Taylor and Emmeline Braefield ...

Put to Sea

CW//Strong language Put to Sea There once was a boat Written by Tilly Lunken Directed by Jackson Pentland and Emmeline Braefield With Emmeline Braefield as Mils and Jackson Pentland as Shan Music: The Wellerman - lyrics by Anonymous, arranged by Jackson Pentland. Performed by Jackson Pentland and Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe Taylor and Emmeline Braefie...

Suspicions

Theatrephonic presents 'Suspicions' He's not my Jack... Written by Joanne Toon Adapted for radio and directed by Emmeline Braefield With Jason Parkes as Dr Pallaway Elliott Bornemann as Jack Genevieve Swift as Margaret and Helen Fullerton as Martha and the Official Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Devoid by ELPHNT The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about...

The Phantom Bagpiper

SURPRISE! Have an additional mini-play completely ad free! DI Arthur Meadowes (of Orchid Fields fame) and his wife Diedre have a relaxing cruise. Listen to the end for the bloopers. Written by Barbara Jennings, based on an idea by Carl Willetts Directed by Emmeline Braefield With Helen Fullerton as Diedre Meadows and Jonathan Legg as DI Arthur Meadowes Music: Saint Patrick's Parade by Doug Maxwell_Media Right Productions Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme Tu...

Orchid Fields

Orchid Fields A chance encounter. Written by Barbara Jennings Directed by Emmeline Braefield With Emma Wilkes as Rachel Trent Dru Stephenson as Beryl O'Brien Matt Salmon as Greg Ratcliffe Jonathan Legg as Detective Inspector Meadowes Lydia Kenny as Detective Sergeant Casey and Danica Corns as Sam Daines Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Sprightly Pursuit by Cooper Cannell First Time Experience by Nate Blaze Fond Memories by SYBS The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by...

Epic Win V - Cooper's Return

Epic Win V: Cooper's Return He's back, and trying to find the 'X' button Written & Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Tom Jordan as Kazimierz Danielle Lade as NIKI and the Captain John Cooper Evans as the Doctor, PIPN & Septimus and Tom Black as Cooper Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Donnie Disco by Jeremy Korpas The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about ...

On Guard

We recommend listening to this brilliantly surreal story with headphones. On Guard And so it was writ, the stairs shall be guarded Written by Tilly Lunken Directed by Jackson Pentland Starring Fran Burgoyne as Stair Monitor 1 Mary Roubos as Stair Monitor 2 Jeannie Dickinson as Stair Monitor 3 Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: We Can't Escape this - lyrics by Tilly Lunken, music by Jackson Pentland, performed by Fran Burgoyne, Mary Roubos and Jeannie Dickinson Step Shanty - l...

The Box

The Box Simon's new job is not what it seems Written by Zoe Cunningham Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Zoe Cunningham as Liz and Hereward Mills as Simon Music: Ratatouille's Kitchen by Carmen Maria and Edu Espinal Lukewarm Hazy by Asher Fulero Peacefully by E's Jammy Jams A New Orleans Crawfish Boil by Unicorn Heads Strange Stuff by Matt Harris Landing by Godmode Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jack...

PATREON BONUS! Picturing the Past Q&A

An exclusive release of a Patreon Q&A Episode. We recommend listening to Picturing the Past before listening! This week Emmeline (Amy) is joined by Gareth Turkington (Hugo), Jasmine Raymond (Imogen) and Chloe Wade (Ruth) to discuss the play, art, moral and superhero powers! If you would like more Q&A sessions, as well as ad free episodes, bloopers and more, please consider becoming a patron by going to www.patreon.com/theatrephonic If you want to follow any of the creatives on their other ...

Picturing the Past

It's our 20th episode!! Picturing the Past A brush with the past Written by Barbara Jennings Directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Jackson Pentland as the Audioguide Emmeline Braefield as Amy Chloe Wade as Ruth and Sylvia Westfield Jasmine Raymond as Imogen Westfield and Gareth Turkington as Hugo Westfield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: The Thunderer March by the US Marine Band English Country Garden bt Aaron Kenny The Two Seasons by Dan Bodan Sweetly My Heart by Asher F...

Bystanders

TW// This episode contains discussion of suicide, including some graphic content. Lister discretion is advised. If you are affected by any of the content and feel like you need help, please reach out. UK listeners can use these numbers: Samaritans.org: 116 123 Thecalmzone.net : 0800 58 58 58 – 5pm to midnight every day sossilenceofsuicide.org/what-where-why : Call 0300 1020 505 – 8am to midnight every day papyrus-uk.org/hopelineuk : for people under 35 - Call 0800 068 41 41 – 9am to midnight...

Birthday Surprise

CW: Strong language Happy Valentine's! This week we've got an alternative to all the romantic stuff. Birthday Surprise The best laid plans... Written and directed by Danielle Lade Starring Jeremy Barlow as Rob and Keith and Emmeline Braefield as Olivia Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapi...

Self Centre

This week's episode is the world premiere of award winning Jackie Carreira's 'Self Centre'. It is also Theatrephonic's first monologue! Not all angels are from heaven. Starring Zoe Cunningham as Vivi Directed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk/theatrephonic, Tw...

Unintended Consequences

Unintended Consequences Every choice has a price Written by a new Theatrephonic creative: Barbara Jennings Starring Maisie Ellen as Ella Tristan Carter as Neil Luke Rhodri as Blake Pippa Meekings as Samira and Ashley Shiers as Geoff Directed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go ...

Hoping for Butterflies

The amazing Lydia Kenny wrote, directed, composed and played the music, AND edited this lovely play together. We are very proud to present a piece about finding community in adversity. Starring Maisie Ellen as Katie Danielle Lade as Lisa Kieran Mortell as Jamie Ashley Shiers as Alex Emmeline Braefield as Simone and Robert Penny as Kez The final poem was written by Emily Wills Artwork by Zoe Andrews Produced by Lydia Kenny and Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was co...

Old Hobb's Xmas Adventure

Merry Christmas! Theatrephonic proudly presents its Christmas episode. If you're sad you haven't been able to get to the panto this year, hopefully this will be a fun alternative! Written by Chris Meekings Directed by Emmeline Braefield With Rebecca Daines as Emily and Crabby Kaitlin Howard as Mother and Satan Rob Keeves as Styles, Santa, Old Joe and Gabriel and Henry Douthwaite as the Storyteller The music was all performed by Amicantus Choir, led by Maddy Evans Sussex Carol arranged by D...

Donor Consent: A Short Story

Donor Consent: A Short Story It's all part of the deal Written by Joanne Toon Read by Sally Hyde Lomax Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk, Tweet or Instagram us @theatrephonic, or visit our Facebook page. If you enjoy Theatrephonic and would like to get more content please con...

Self-Respecting Criminals

A criminal's gotta do, what a criminal's gotta do Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring Tom Jordan as Jimmy Jack Knife and Big Al Danielle Lade as Rosie Roaster, Ritchie Rich and Bruiser #2 Ashley Shiers as Gutless Gary, Deaf Dave and Bruiser #3 Emmeline Braefield as Twitchy Tara and Ms. B Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more informati...

Dungeons and Dentures: Conspiracy Care

Dungeons and Dentures: Conspiracy Care Things at this residential home are not what they seem... Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring: Jonathan Legg as Geoff Jayne Lloyd as Dotty Sally Hyde Lomax as Bertha Anthony Young as Frank John Cooper Evans as Arthur and Ashley Zoe Cunningham as Jan and Ingrid and Honey McKenna as the Entertainer Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie F...

World King

What makes a man? CW: Strong language World King Written by Tilly Lunken Jeannie Dickinson as Lillian Williams Elliott Bornemann as Dr. Igor. D. Gilbert Directed by Jackson Pentland Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk, Tweet or Instagram us @theatrephonic, or visit our Facebook pag...

In the Dark

Hallowe'en Theatrephonic presents: In the Dark Written by Joanne Toon Face Your Fears Starring Rob Penny as Edward Emma Wilkes as Andrea Emmeline Braefield as Felicity Directed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk, Tweet or Instagram us @theatrephonic, or visit ...

Bacchus Reborn

Four students find out whether the Gods really do exist Bacchus Reborn Written by Joanne Toon, Adapted for radio by Emmeline Braefield Rob Keeves as the Bacchus Honey Mckenna as Samantha Lydia Kenny as Michaela Bethany Heath as Christine and Robert Penny as Quentin Directed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information ab...

Rubadubdub

SURPRISE! Sad about having to wait another week for the next play? Have a bonus episode! That's how much we love you. Rubadubdub Three people stranded in a boat. But how did they get there, and how will they survive? A short story written by Emmeline Braefield Read by the delightful Peter M Smith Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Theme tune composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic P...

Cornflakes

Cornflakes A woman's struggle with her own mediocrity. Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Emmeline Braefield as Amanda Emma Wilkes as Orchid and Jackson Pentland as Arty and Lee Arden Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Theme tune composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk, Tweet or Instagram us @theatrephonic, or visit our facebook page. If you e...

Murder in Mind

When Arla Itchington discovers her husband has filed for divorce, she and her friends decide that extreme measures are required. Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Pippa Meekings as Arla Itchington Genevieve Swift as Laura Martin Lydia Kenny as Isabella Radcliffe Danielle Lade as Beatrice Marseilles Emmeline Braefield as D.I Christine Mark and the maid Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland...

Missing

When Maria's boyfriend Liam suddenly disappears, she is left trying to discover what happened, and who he really is. Starring: Jayne Lloyd as Constable Fowler Dru Stephenson as Maria Andrew Smith as Liam Peter M Smith as the Customer Service Assistant and Dan Emmeline Braefield as Rachel Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performeed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor Emmeline...

Newstime: H.S. Flume

Timothy Barkswell presents Newstime, and this afternoon's main story is the new proposal put before government as an alternative to HS2. Starring Rob Keeves as Timothy Barkswell and Pippa Meekings as Fiona Richardson Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk, Tweet or Instagram us @th...

The Wait

Richard and his sister Laura are in hospital waiting for a diagnosis on Richard's wife, Sarah. However, not all is as meets the eye. Starring Matt Salmon as Richard Bethany Heath as Laura and Emmeline Braefield as Sarah Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, ...

Come Again Another Day

All businesses are having to amend their strategy in the current climate Written and directed by Emmeline Braefield Starring: Sally Hyde Lomax as Gale Emmeline Braefield as Blaise Mollie Fyfe-Taylor as Eden and Jackson Pentland as Wade Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland Performed by: Jackson Pentland Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield For more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk, Tweet...

Theatrephonic Theme Tune

The full Theatrephonic Theme tune. Created by Jackson Pentland Performed by Jackson Pentland, Mollie Fyfe-Taylor and Emmeline Braefield

Introducing Theatrephonic

Welcome to Theatrephonic! An audiodrama podcast For more information please visit: https://catonapiano.uk/theatrephonic Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter: @theatrephonic Patreon: www.patreon.com/theatrephonic Email us: [email protected]