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The Two Bobs episode 97 for Monday, April 1, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Big Ass Money Stout from EVILTWIN. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24300/334569/
Robert had a Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale from Lexington Brewing & Distilling. https://www.lexingtonbrewingco.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-vanilla-barrel-cream-ale
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hire someone to crop dust you at work.
If we had a dollar for every CRAZY NEWS story as wild as these we’d be able to buy a Super Nintendo and a used copy of Mario Kart...and pizza.

A Hardee’s employee faked an armed robbery to avoid going to work. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-fakes-armed-robbery-to-avoid-going-to-work/1880692077

Other crazy shit people have done to get out of work: https://www.cracked.com/article_21532_the-6-most-impressive-things-ever-done-to-get-out-work.html

A man (most likely an unemployed virgin) attacked his mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-sheriff-man-attacked-mother-for-refusing-to-dress-his-mannequin
A man appeals a dismissed court decision where a co-worker harassed him using weaponized farts.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-farts-australia-harassment-lawsuit-20190327-ge5ibk646zbmxaqurushe2pnha-story.html
A tooth was found growing inside of this guy’s nose after he lost his sense of smell. https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/tooth-found-growing-in-mans-nose-after-he-lost-sense-of-smell/
A Florida woman is arrested for calling the police on her boyfriend for not being nice. https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-on-boyfriend-for-not-being-nice-/1878368373
A woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different men. Banging that has to be like throwing a hammer into an empty barn. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-woman-gives-birth-to-her-14th-child-from-14-different-fathers/

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The Two Bobs episode 97 for Monday, April 1, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Big Ass Money Stout from EVILTWIN. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24300/334569/
Robert had a Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale from Lexington Brewing & Distilling. https://www.lexingtonbrewingco.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-vanilla-barrel-cream-ale
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hire someone to crop dust you at work.
If we had a dollar for every CRAZY NEWS story as wild as these we’d be able to buy a Super Nintendo and a used copy of Mario Kart…and pizza.

A Hardee’s employee faked an armed robbery to avoid going to work. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-fakes-armed-robbery-to-avoid-going-to-work/1880692077

Other crazy shit people have done to get out of work: https://www.cracked.com/article_21532_the-6-most-impressive-things-ever-done-to-get-out-work.html

A man (most likely an unemployed virgin) attacked his mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-sheriff-man-attacked-mother-for-refusing-to-dress-his-mannequin
A man appeals a dismissed court decision where a co-worker harassed him using weaponized farts.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-farts-australia-harassment-lawsuit-20190327-ge5ibk646zbmxaqurushe2pnha-story.html
A tooth was found growing inside of this guy’s nose after he lost his sense of smell. https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/tooth-found-growing-in-mans-nose-after-he-lost-sense-of-smell/
A Florida woman is arrested for calling the police on her boyfriend for not being nice. https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-on-boyfriend-for-not-being-nice-/1878368373
A woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different men. Banging that has to be like throwing a hammer into an empty barn. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-woman-gives-birth-to-her-14th-child-from-14-different-fathers/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!




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Join us on all the social things:



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The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag




The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

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