TTB096: U.P. Butt Grabber

The Two Bobs episode 96 for Monday, March 25, 2019:  

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Imperial Stout from Epic Brewing. https://www.epicbrewing.com/the-beers/exponential-series/item/635-big-bad-baptist-imperial-stout
Robert had a Bourbon Barrel Raspberry Stout with Vanilla Beans from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-raspberry-stout-with-vanilla-beans-2/
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll drive your shitty car into a sinkhole.

Stupid sports exist in the world, whether from pure boredom or pure stupidity. Here are 12 of the stupidest. https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/12-sports-that-are-too-crazy-to-be-true-511260/

And another one that perhaps beats the rest. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport 

This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been known to make grown adults shit their pants and forget their own name for 87 minutes. You’ve been warned.

Drunk bitch drove her shitwagon into a fire hydrant, creating a sinkhole that swallowed her car. Unfortunately she survived. Darwin has failed us! https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article228062674.html
An Arby’s manager chased an employee with a knife for refusing to work overtime. Now we know where they source their beef! http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/deputies-florida-arby-s-manager-chased-employee-with-knife-for-not-working-overtime
A serial butt-grabber was charged in a string of cases. This supports Rob’s opinion that we should have a wall built around Michigan’s upper peninsula, and make Canada pay for it. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/15/michigan-upper-peninsula-butt-grabber/3177541002/
A New Jersey man is captured on video trying tirelessly to bring an ATM on to a city bus. He must have left his wallet at home. https://www.silive.com/news/2019/03/for-real-video-shows-man-trying-to-board-new-jersey-bus-with-atm.html
Not to be outdone by the butt-grabber, a Detroit man shoots himself in the foot after throwing a shoe containing a loaded revolver at a cockroach.
Florida man snuck into a restaurant and ate Ramen Noodles. Don’t worry, he took his clothes off. http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/
Nothing good ever happens in Thailand (unless you’re an American tourist with five bucks to spare). This guy knows better than anyone. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/

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The Two Bobs episode 96 for Monday, March 25, 2019:  

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Imperial Stout from Epic Brewing. https://www.epicbrewing.com/the-beers/exponential-series/item/635-big-bad-baptist-imperial-stout
Robert had a Bourbon Barrel Raspberry Stout with Vanilla Beans from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-raspberry-stout-with-vanilla-beans-2/
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll drive your shitty car into a sinkhole.

Stupid sports exist in the world, whether from pure boredom or pure stupidity. Here are 12 of the stupidest. https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/12-sports-that-are-too-crazy-to-be-true-511260/

And another one that perhaps beats the rest. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport 

This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been known to make grown adults shit their pants and forget their own name for 87 minutes. You’ve been warned.

Drunk bitch drove her shitwagon into a fire hydrant, creating a sinkhole that swallowed her car. Unfortunately she survived. Darwin has failed us! https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article228062674.html
An Arby’s manager chased an employee with a knife for refusing to work overtime. Now we know where they source their beef! http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/deputies-florida-arby-s-manager-chased-employee-with-knife-for-not-working-overtime
A serial butt-grabber was charged in a string of cases. This supports Rob’s opinion that we should have a wall built around Michigan’s upper peninsula, and make Canada pay for it. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/15/michigan-upper-peninsula-butt-grabber/3177541002/
A New Jersey man is captured on video trying tirelessly to bring an ATM on to a city bus. He must have left his wallet at home. https://www.silive.com/news/2019/03/for-real-video-shows-man-trying-to-board-new-jersey-bus-with-atm.html
Not to be outdone by the butt-grabber, a Detroit man shoots himself in the foot after throwing a shoe containing a loaded revolver at a cockroach.
Florida man snuck into a restaurant and ate Ramen Noodles. Don’t worry, he took his clothes off. http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/
Nothing good ever happens in Thailand (unless you’re an American tourist with five bucks to spare). This guy knows better than anyone. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.