TTB093: Windy Cocaine

The Two Bobs episode 93 for Monday, March 4, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob had a Barrel Runner from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/barrel-runner/
Robert enjoyed a Warrior IPA from Honor Brewing Co. http://www.honorbrewing.com/honor-warrior-ipa
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant cocaine in your pursue and call in an anonymous tip.

Robert received a call from Apple Support. We wonder if it has anything to do with the last call he received about Microsoft going out of business.
This week’s episode is packed with more CRAZY NEWS than Trump’s Twitter account! (That’s a lot, by the way. Our president doesn’t know how to STFU).

A BINGO brawl at a nursing home prompts a police response. https://wgntv.com/2019/02/09/bingo-brawl-at-canadian-nursing-home-prompts-police-response/
Florida man threatens someone with Coldplay lyrics resulting in a police standoff which it ended after their offer him pizza. #onlyinflorida https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza
Cheez-Its are so delicious some people are willing to their homes on fire. http://www.foxla.com/news/dekalb-county-man-arrested-for-arson
A cougar attacks a restaurant employee and tries to screw him. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cougar-attack-repelled-274590
In a freak accident, wind blows a bunch of cocaine into a woman’s purse just as she’s being pulled over by the cops. https://www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-into-her-purse
Another crazy bitch is caught driving under the influence of beaver asshole, or D.U.I.B.A. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-woman-drove-drunk-on-vanilla-extract
This winner is hospitalized after snacking on cakes...urinal cakes. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/

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The Two Bobs episode 93 for Monday, March 4, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob had a Barrel Runner from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/barrel-runner/
Robert enjoyed a Warrior IPA from Honor Brewing Co. http://www.honorbrewing.com/honor-warrior-ipa
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant cocaine in your pursue and call in an anonymous tip.

Robert received a call from Apple Support. We wonder if it has anything to do with the last call he received about Microsoft going out of business.
This week’s episode is packed with more CRAZY NEWS than Trump’s Twitter account! (That’s a lot, by the way. Our president doesn’t know how to STFU).

A BINGO brawl at a nursing home prompts a police response. https://wgntv.com/2019/02/09/bingo-brawl-at-canadian-nursing-home-prompts-police-response/
Florida man threatens someone with Coldplay lyrics resulting in a police standoff which it ended after their offer him pizza. #onlyinflorida https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza
Cheez-Its are so delicious some people are willing to their homes on fire. http://www.foxla.com/news/dekalb-county-man-arrested-for-arson
A cougar attacks a restaurant employee and tries to screw him. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cougar-attack-repelled-274590
In a freak accident, wind blows a bunch of cocaine into a woman’s purse just as she’s being pulled over by the cops. https://www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-into-her-purse
Another crazy bitch is caught driving under the influence of beaver asshole, or D.U.I.B.A. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-woman-drove-drunk-on-vanilla-extract
This winner is hospitalized after snacking on cakes…urinal cakes. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.