TTB092: Severe Penile Fracture

The Two Bobs episode 92 for Monday, January 28, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob sucked down a Trois Pistoles from Unibroue. https://www.unibroue.com/en/our-beers/trois-pistoles/7
Robert enjoyed a Transcendence from Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/transcendence/
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your grandma you got your penis stuck in a manhole cover.

A small town police department is offering liquor to its residents. https://triblive.com/state/pennsylvania/14514149-74/pa-police-department-overwhelmed-by-response-looking-for-volunteers-to-get-drunk
This week’s CRAZY NEWS has more penis than a Chinese dildo factory. Enjoy!

A man wrecks his home with an axe because he thought his wife damaged his action figures. We don’t blame him. http://www.fox19.com/2019/01/22/man-wrecks-home-with-ax-after-he-thought-wife-damaged-his-action-figures/
A Tennessee inmate claims he “doesn’t have anything” as a bag of drugs hangs from his asshole. If by “anything” he meant “dignity” than he was right. Just kidding. Loading your anal cavity up with drugs is totally respectable. https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/tennessee-inmate-claims-he-doesn-t-have-anything-as-bag-of-fentanyl-hangs-from-buttocks/901882514
Crazy bitch marries a duvet. Why does this not surprise us at this point? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marrying-duvet-reveals-details-13894900
Florida man visited a Walmart and jerked off in the pillow aisle. Probably wasn’t the craziest thing to happen at a Walmart that day. https://wild955.iheart.com/featured/kelsi/content/2019-01-22-florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-the-pillow-aisle-at-walmart/
A Colorado stabbing was the result of your typical pants exchange gone wrong. https://kdvr.com/2019/01/22/boulder-stabbing-sparked-by-unsatisfactory-pants-exchange-suspect-in-custody/
A man is arrested for getting his dick stuck in a manhole cover near a school. Weird...We didn’t think Donald Trump could go that close to a school. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/homeless-mans-penis-snapped-in-half-during-frantic-sex-with-manhole-cover/

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The Two Bobs episode 92 for Monday, January 28, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob sucked down a Trois Pistoles from Unibroue. https://www.unibroue.com/en/our-beers/trois-pistoles/7
Robert enjoyed a Transcendence from Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/transcendence/
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your grandma you got your penis stuck in a manhole cover.

A small town police department is offering liquor to its residents. https://triblive.com/state/pennsylvania/14514149-74/pa-police-department-overwhelmed-by-response-looking-for-volunteers-to-get-drunk
This week’s CRAZY NEWS has more penis than a Chinese dildo factory. Enjoy!

A man wrecks his home with an axe because he thought his wife damaged his action figures. We don’t blame him. http://www.fox19.com/2019/01/22/man-wrecks-home-with-ax-after-he-thought-wife-damaged-his-action-figures/
A Tennessee inmate claims he “doesn’t have anything” as a bag of drugs hangs from his asshole. If by “anything” he meant “dignity” than he was right. Just kidding. Loading your anal cavity up with drugs is totally respectable. https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/tennessee-inmate-claims-he-doesn-t-have-anything-as-bag-of-fentanyl-hangs-from-buttocks/901882514
Crazy bitch marries a duvet. Why does this not surprise us at this point? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marrying-duvet-reveals-details-13894900
Florida man visited a Walmart and jerked off in the pillow aisle. Probably wasn’t the craziest thing to happen at a Walmart that day. https://wild955.iheart.com/featured/kelsi/content/2019-01-22-florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-the-pillow-aisle-at-walmart/
A Colorado stabbing was the result of your typical pants exchange gone wrong. https://kdvr.com/2019/01/22/boulder-stabbing-sparked-by-unsatisfactory-pants-exchange-suspect-in-custody/
A man is arrested for getting his dick stuck in a manhole cover near a school. Weird…We didn’t think Donald Trump could go that close to a school. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/homeless-mans-penis-snapped-in-half-during-frantic-sex-with-manhole-cover/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

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Join us on all the social things:

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.