The Touchdowners: A NFL Football Podcast
90 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsA philosophical look at the NFL, football, and life.
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The NFL Pays Paxton Lynch to Clean Its Gutters (Ep 63)
August 23, 2018 03:20 - 43 minutes - 42.9 MBOn Episode 63 of the Touchdowners we take a big dose of the truth in the following 4 Downs: Cleaning Gutters in a Rainstorm - Because, Why Not? Tuh-Rod Taylor - What to do when you can’t say your starting QB’s name right. Your QB Sucks - We go on Troll Patrol with Jalen Ramsey. Lynch Mob - Broncos fans pay the ultimate price for Paxton Lynch. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @...
The 2018 Zoo Draft (Ep 62)
August 15, 2018 11:39 - 49 minutes - 38.7 MBOn Episode 62 of the Touchdowners we explore the potential of the potential of a new beginning in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Zoo Draft - One team of animals to rule them all. Top 4 Preseason Takeaways - What can one really learn from Preseason Week 1? The Pre-Injury Injuries - What is the actual cost of Preseason Football? Blue Collar RV - The Browns on primetime television, yes please. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Fol...
Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football (Ep 61)
August 08, 2018 21:59 - 53 minutes - 51.8 MBOn Episode 61 of the Touchdowners, we explore the line between things going spectacularly right or horribly wrong if the following 4 Downs are perception or reality: Half-Cat - Aren’t we all just trying to stay on step ahead of our problems? Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football - What do you think of Harbaugh’s diet advice? The Newest NFL Rule that will Piss You Off - How do I tackle now? Luck be a Lady Tonight - We return to the era of Swing and the last time Andrew Luc...
The NFL Deletes Its Search History (Ep 60)
July 31, 2018 02:47 - 51 minutes - 50.1 MBOn Episode 60 of the Touchdowners, we discuss if the following 4 Downs are perception or reality: 2 Minute Drill - Lofts, Loud Music, and Inner Tubes The NFL Deletes Its Search History - Is Jimmy G the Anti-Brady? Can a Bald Eagle Kneel - The NFL continues to mishandle its National Anthem Policy Should the Browns be done with Josh Gordon - Is Gordon the greatest WR that never was? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twi...
On Snow Patrol with LeSean McCoy (Ep 59)
July 22, 2018 20:09 - 49 minutes - 38.2 MBOn Episode 59 of the Touchdowners, we wonder why we follow all these rules in the following 4 Downs: From BBQ to the Beach - Which is the better sports town: Kansas City or Miami? NFL on Snow Patrol - Why does the NFL hate snow angels? Shady Business - Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Snitches get Stitches - Are rats welcome in the NFL? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram, Facebook and 9Gag: @thetouchdownerspodcast Email us at: [email protected]
Kirk Cousins Must Be Stopped (Ep 58)
July 12, 2018 12:47 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBOn Episode 58 of the Touchdowners, we celebrate our freedom in the following 4 Downs: Kirk Cousins Must Be Stopped - We have seen the future and for the sake of humanity he must be stopped. A Holiday News Dump - The NFL lights the fuse on PED Suspensions. A Giant Conundrum - What should the Giants do with Janoris Jenkins? Three Eyed Ravens - What happens when you mix a Wildcat, Raven, and Cardinal at Quarterback? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram, Facebook and 9Gag...
Sleeping in with Post Malone (Ep 57)
July 08, 2018 22:50 - 50 minutes - 33.4 MBOn Episode 57 of the Touchdowners, we get off our keyboards and take it to the streets in the following 4 Downs: Sleeping in with Post Malone - We hit snooze with the perpetually tired generation. Lockdown Corner Opens Hearts at the Border - Wait, Josh Norman is a decent human being? Paws, Cat Calls, and Litter Boxes - : A Jerry Richardson Story - The NFL puts kitty in a corner. Doctor Big Ugly - The Maple Leaf M.D. the NFL refuses to recognize. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners In...
Wille Roaf Liked Our Instagram (Ep 56)
June 24, 2018 02:40 - 50 minutes - 48.5 MBOn Episode 56 of the Touchdowners, we refuse to accept the terms and conditions in the following 4 Downs: Merging with Death - Remember to put your blinker on before your eventual demise. We Set Our DVRs to the OWN Network - And tune into a gab sesh with Tom and Oprah. InFamous Jameis - From grabbing crab legs to grabbing an Uber. Popcorn for Two - TO sits out the Hall of Fame while Julio sits out OTAs. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram, Facebook and 9Gag: @thetouc...
Mansplaining Cheerleading (Ep 55)
June 16, 2018 01:48 - 47 minutes - 63.5 MBOn Episode 55 of the Touchdowners, we choose instant gratification everytime in the following 4 Downs: Are Millennials Timeshare Proof? - How to tell if you are caught in a Pyramid Scheme. Dissed by a Rose - Is The Baclettorle now a contact sport? Mansplaining Cheerleading - Football guys try to talk about the finer points of cheerleading. SaQuad Barkley - Greatest Giants running back ever? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram, Facebook and 9Gag: @thetouchdownerspodc...
Trump Kneels on the National Bird (Ep 54)
June 09, 2018 02:46 - 49 minutes - 72 MBOn Episode 54 of the Touchdowners, we wonder if attendance is truly optional in the following 4 Downs: Will Hue Earn his Stripe? - How many wins does it take to earn your Brown streak? Juiced Julian - Julina’s repaired ACL is jacked and ready to take the League down. Trump Kneels on the National Bird - The Bald Eagles are banned from the White House lawn. Don’t Get Your Popcorn Ready - Terrell Owens decides to stay on the sideline for once in his career. Follow us on Twitter: @TheT...
Living the Yacht Life with Tom Brady (Ep 53)
June 03, 2018 17:48 - 49 minutes - 68 MBOn Episode 53 of the Touchdowners, we examine our lives outside of football in the following 4 Downs: Can't Touch This - Reliving the glory days on the gridiron. I'm on a Boat - We live the yacht life with Tom Brady. Red, White, and Stand? - We discuss the NFL's national anthem policy. You Could be a Part-Time Rapper - Did you know Cole Beasley was a rapper? Neither did we. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Blake Bortles and the Art of Pouring Ketchup (Ep 52)
May 24, 2018 00:05 - 45 minutes - 65.2 MBOn Episode 52 of the Touchdowners, we try and live our lives while everyone judges us in the following 4 Downs: How Naive Does Clark Kent Think We Are? - A tale of ill-fitting suits. Fashion Policia - Who wore it better? Scouting at the Golden Corral - What we can learn from NFL Coaches and a buffet. Citizens Arrest with Blake Bortles - Is Blake Bortles the ultimate good guy? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Who Dresses Tom Brady (Ep 51)
May 15, 2018 04:03 - 44 minutes - 67.1 MBOn Episode 51 of the Touchdowners, we feel gypped in the following 4 Downs: Made in China - A market analysis of buying cheap shoes on the internet. Who Dresses Tom Brady? - Is it Gisele or Belichick? Wearing a Wire - The NFL plays pat-me-down in their latest confidential meeting. Josh Rosen’s Instagram Girlfriend - Does Rosen have Franchise level girlfriend? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Bed and Breakfast with Meek Mill
May 03, 2018 01:07 - 52 minutes - 39.7 MBOn Episode 50 of the Touchdowners, we get caught in moment in the following 4 Downs: Bed and Breakfast - Are they creepy or awesome? Not Choosing Our Own Adventure - The General Managers are in control of our destiny now. A Lottery of Life - Living a life of privilege with Robert Kraft and Meek Mill. Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, and Jay Feely - What do they have in common? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Brain Picking with Seth Keysor (Ep. 49)
April 24, 2018 02:32 - 58 minutes - 46.3 MBOn Episode 49, we go brain picking in the following 4 Downs: Was Radiohead’s Creep Written about Spiders - “But I'm a creep, I'm a spider. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.” An Interview with Editor and Writer for Arrowheadpride.com, Host of “The Chief of the North Podcast”, Twitter’s @RealMNCheifsFan - Seth Keysor (11:30) Incognito Mode - We try and understand the enigma that is Richie Icognito and his retirement. (45:30) Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagr...
Dez Reminds Us of Our Mortality (Ep 48)
April 16, 2018 23:43 - 48 minutes - 72.5 MBOn Episode 48, we buy stock in Life Alert in the following 4 Downs: Father Time is Undefeated - Are our pick up basketball days over? Dez Reminds us of our Mortality - Wait..he has been in the NFL for 8 Seasons? Mora Roasts Rosen - Is Mora roasting or toasting Josh Rosen? Mike Zimmer Cuts the Cord - Why can’t the NFL use video on the sideline? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Herm Edwards Loses His Freshmen 15 (Ep 47)
April 13, 2018 02:23 - 1 hour - 104 MBOn Episode 47, we blast coaches all the time for not setting the culture but...now we are going to blast coaches for setting the culture in the following 4 Downs: Chucky Axes Punters - Does Jon Gruden Hate Punters? An Interview with Missouri Southern State University’s Director of Athletic Marketing and Corporate Sales - Randon Coffey Herm Edwards Loses His Freshmen 15 - Should a college coach be allowed to cut athletes? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: ...
Snapping with OBJ (Ep 46)
April 05, 2018 02:34 - 49 minutes - 72.5 MBOn Episode 46, we wear OBJ’s shoes in the following 4 Downs: The DMV: Satan’s Playground - This has got to be the worst place on Earth, right? The Ram’s Madden Off-Season - Are the Rams glitch trading their way to the Super Bowl? Snapping with OBJ - Is there such thing as a bad Snapchat? Johnny Football’s Hail Mary - Are you rooting for Manziel to succeed or fail? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
The NY Jets Back to the Future Draft Plan (Ep 45)
March 29, 2018 01:43 - 52 minutes - 82.4 MBOn Episode 45, we climb in our DeLorean and try to change our future in the following 4 Downs: Dad Questions - Tyler, the consummate cat dad, answers baby questions. Jet-Setting to the 3-Spot - Did the Jets just trade away their future? Did the XFL just get the People’s Elbow - The rival to the rival of the NFL Turn your Head and Cough - We don’t trust doctors. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Jordy Wears Jort Jorts in Oakland (Ep 44)
March 18, 2018 22:03 - 51 minutes - 40.9 MBOn Episode 44, we covet our neighbor’s possessions in the following 4 Downs: Two football guys try to talk about Shia LaBeouf - Why does Tyler hate Shia LaBeouf? Jorts in Oakland - Will Jordy cement his legacy in Oakland without Aaron Rodgers? The DaVeeche Code - Do we trust Brett Veech’s plan? William Belichick - In Belichick we trust! Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Spaying Cats with Baker Mayfield (Ep 43)
March 13, 2018 04:49 - 53 minutes - 41.2 MBOn Episode 43, we for the love of the game the in the following 4 Downs: Spaying a Cat on a Sunday - Why did Tyler think this was a good idea? An Interview with Current HS Football Coach Chris Bishop The Cocky Quarterback Quandary - Should your franchise QB be an a’hole? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Habitually Blake Bortles (Ep. 42)
March 06, 2018 03:57 - 53 minutes - 64.9 MBOn Episode 42, we try to curb our Basic Instincts the in the following 4 Downs: Adjusting from the Bachelor Lifestyle - Is Tyler a bad housemate? Local Florida Man Win Lotto - Will Blake Bortles invest his new contract in bitcoin? You Can’t Take the Jerry Out of Jerry’s World - Can you be mad at Jerry for being Jerry? A Dog and Pony Show: The NFL Combine - Watching grown men run in their underwear. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram & Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Marcus Peters Trade: Another Kick to the Balls (Ep 41)
February 26, 2018 00:50 - 56 minutes - 40.5 MBOn Episode 41, we lack the truth so we make it up anyways the in the following 4 Downs: Which is Worse: Car Shopping or Jamming a Fork in Your Eye - Welcome to the Third Layer of Hell, let me talk to my manager. @ 1:50 Another Kick to the Balls - Is the Marcus Peters trade the worst trade in NFL history? @ 13:30 I’m Sorry Ms. Jackson - Can Lamar Jackson play QB at the next level? @ 35:00 Sliding Into Julio’s DMs - I see you creeping...late at night...liking my post. @ 49:00 ...
The Myth of the Franchise QB (Ep. 40)
February 19, 2018 00:53 - 51 minutes - 37.6 MBOn Episode 40, we question Franchise QBs in the following 4 Downs: Code Brown - A panic inducing tale of mall shopping. Did the 9er’s find gold with Jimmy G - They threw a lot of money at him at least. The Myth of the Franchise QB - As elusive as Bigfoot and as hard to catch as Nessy. Are they really that different - Can you spot 4 differences between Alex Smith and Kirk Cousins? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
The Super Seasonal Depression Bowl (Ep. 39)
February 03, 2018 20:24 - 53 minutes - 39.8 MBOn Episode 39, WebMD says we have Seasonal Affective Disorder in the following 4 Downs: The War on Thanksgiving - Help us save our beloved day of turkey. We Fix the Pro Bowl - At least we try to. The Fall of the Spartans - We examine the accusations of sexual assault coming from the Michigan State Campus. The XFL pt. 2 (We promise it will be better this time) - The sequel is always better than the original... Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouc...
Always Sunny in Foleadelphia (Ep. 38)
January 29, 2018 21:10 - 44 minutes - 36.2 MBOn Episode 38, we are just green with jealous rage in the following 4 Downs: Cable Guy - Tyler has a new...friend…well stalker maybe. Always Sunny in Foleadelphia - Is Wentz rooting for Foles to Fail? Pat My Dynasty - Would the Mings be jealous of the Patriots reign of terror? Teach Me How to Dougie Pederson - The Eagles dance their way into the big dance. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Belichick (Ep. 37)
January 26, 2018 02:04 - 48 minutes - 69.9 MBOn Episode 37, we win at failing in the following 4 Downs: Poor Man’s Final Destination - We wonder if we will die in a cool way. The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Belichick - Will his underlings succeed outside of his hoodie? Ref Are Ruining The NFL - Is it time for the Robot Revolution? We Call Malarkey on Mularkey - Win and playoff game...and lose your job? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Millennials are Killing the Broncos (Ep. 36)
January 24, 2018 05:58 - 44 minutes - 35.9 MBOn Episode 36, it's not you it’s us in the following 4 Downs: Bad Roommates - Food stealing and more shenanigans. Dorsey’s Brown Out - He is leaving his mark across the NFL. Millennials are Killing the Broncos - Put down your Twitter and play some football. Ditched by Rich - Rich Gannon chooses to put his money elsewhere. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
We Suck at Fantasy Football (Ep. 35)
January 17, 2018 01:55 - 48 minutes - 34.9 MBOn Episode 35, we live in a world of illusion and search for the truth in the following 4 Downs: William Wallace Hates the Dentist - I bet his molars were mush. We Suck at Fantasy Football - Welcome to the Toilet Bowl. When is Yelling Not OK - When is it appropriate for a coach to yell at a player? Shaggy Nagy - Even though his dome is clean shaven, his beard is out of control. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
The Fastest Growing Podcast in Mexico (EP. 34)
January 11, 2018 00:10 - 42 minutes - 30.9 MBOn Episode 34, we 'Hold On' or 'Let It Go' Frozen style in the following 4 Downs: Hawkman - Is NBC's next big hit going to be an Office-esque comedy staring a hawk? Apple Not Far from the Tree- Is Eli Apple's Mom to blame for his behavior or is it the fact that he's a millenial? Chiefs QB Dilemma: Should the Chiefs stick with old reliable (Smith) or make the switch to The Gunslinger (Mahommes)? Gambling on Gruden - Are the Raiders geniuses or desperate for giving Gruden $100...
Dick'd by St. Nick (Ep. 33)
January 09, 2018 04:04 - 42 minutes - 60.4 MBOn Episode 33, we poke holes at the man in the following 4 Downs: Dick'd by St. Nick - I’d prefer a lump of coal. Wishful Thinking - Could Aaron Rodgers not be a cheese head? Made in China: The Big Baller League - Will Lavar’s league finally ship? Mo Money Mo Panthers - Does Diddy have the benjamins? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Alex Always A Bridesmaid Smith (Ep. 32)
January 02, 2018 03:36 - 41 minutes - 30.2 MBOn Episode 32, we have lowered expectations in the following 4 Downs: The Suite Life: A Moral Dilemma - Influenza A and Fever Dreams. He Hate Me Part 2 - Do we really need more football? Alex “Always a Bridesmaid” Smith - Will Alex finally become a bride? A Trimmed Bush - How will you remember Reggie’s legacy? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Cleveland Doesn't Like Math (Ep. 31)
December 21, 2017 17:30 - 35 minutes - 26.3 MBOn Episode 31, we cannot believe our eyes in the following 4 Downs: Are eye patches an acceptable Christmas gift? - Will Tyler go blind? Cleveland Doesn’t Like Math - The Dog Pound has more than a word problem. Back up QB, no longer the best job on the planet? - From clipboard to scoreboard. Reese’s Pieces - There is no way to sugar coat the Big Apple Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
In A One Horse Open McVay (Ep. 30)
December 11, 2017 20:43 - 50 minutes - 36.2 MBOn Episode 30, we avoid bamboozlement in the following 4 Downs: Renting Hell - How much for the Toyota Corolla? Herm “Life Coach” Edwards - Playing to lose the game? In a one horse open McVay - Tis the season for Sean McVay? Low Voltage - What do you mean I’m at 9%? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
ManFoxBear (Ep. 29)
December 07, 2017 03:11 - 45 minutes - 34.2 MBOn Episode 29, we ask how many of our decisions are truly thought out in the following 4 Downs: Punked: Boss Edition - Tyler’s worst decision ever? ManFoxBear - Has the silver fox gone white? UnVolunteered - Wait, who’s your head coach? The Manning Retirement Plan - You could alway do commercials with Peyton right? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Overtime (Ep. 28)
December 05, 2017 01:21 - 20 minutes - 25.7 MBOvertimes are a companion piece to the episode before it. They are often a further philosophical discussion on the topic discussed in that week’s main podcast. On Episode 28’s Overtime we discuss careers, society, and expectations. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Greg Olsen the Ultimate Millennial (Ep. 28)
December 05, 2017 01:10 - 46 minutes - 61.7 MBOn Episode 28, we ask “Are our career expectations unrealistic” and “Where does this stem from”’ in the following 4 downs: Gym Socks - Am I Mr. Woodcock? Greg Olsen the Ultimate Millennial - Greg Olsen’s Side Hustle Causes Trouble Coordinating Coordinators - Wait, Who’s Calling What? You’re Fired - Sumlin Get The Trump Treatment Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Jerry Jones is Skynet (Ep 27)
December 02, 2017 00:58 - 45 minutes - 33.4 MBOn Episode 27, we wonder at what age do you become your parents in the following 4 downs: Parent Syndrome - Why we dread growing up Skynet Skycam - Is this the beginning of the robot uprising? Too Much Country for Old Men - Are Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell senile? Pants Off Dance Off - Is the NFL fun again? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Bennettghazi (Ep. 26)
November 14, 2017 23:26 - 37 minutes - 26.8 MBOn Episode 26, we discuss if WE can decide the difference between being hurt or injured in the following 4 downs: Gymjuries - A what would you do tale of gym injuries? Bennettghazi - Is the Black Unicorn really hurt? Sherminated - Are you watching Thursday Night Football for the injuries? The Minnesota Vicodins - Who’s ACL is worse? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast
Bill Trollachicks Sandwich Audible (Ep. 25)
November 11, 2017 22:56 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MBOn Episode 25, we discuss the fine line between winning and losing at life in the following 4 downs: The Sandwich Audible - Can you always have it your way? Bill Trollachick - Is Bill pulling a Ron Swanson? Gatorade or Whiskey - Are you rooting for Josh Gordon and his return? The 40 O’fers - Is winning important? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners and Facebook: @thetouchdownerspodcast