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The Touchdowners: A NFL Football Podcast

90 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratings

A philosophical look at the NFL, football, and life.

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Episodes

The Ugly Baby Debate (Ep. 113)

September 21, 2019 20:22 - 55 minutes - 45.4 MB

On Episode 113 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we suck our binkys in the following 4 Downs: An Ugly Baby Debate - Is Tyler prejudiced against big headed babies? The Week 2 Review/Week 3 Preview - Are the 9er’s Pretenders? Are you cheering for Daniel Jones? Instagram Trading My Way Out of Town - Do unfollows mean anything? Old Greg Balieys OBJ’s Shoes - A look into the OBJ/Greg Williams blood feud. Touchdown: Adults Behaving like Babies.    Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowner...

Is AB > Than PSL? (Ep. 112)

September 14, 2019 00:01 - 57 minutes - 48.6 MB

On Episode 112 of the Touchdowners, Week 1 of the NFL, we have imposter syndrome in the following 4 Downs: IS PSL Goat? - Should NFL fans love Pumpkin Spice Lattes? The Week 1 React - Blood Feuds and Gardner Minshews The Week 1 Overreact - Are the Bears, Cards, Bucs, and Browns all Trash? AB > Oak - The Antonio Brown saga continues in New England, how will Bill Belichick react?  Touchdown: Can someone change their mentality or are we always the same person? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTo...

The End of Fake Football Ep. 111

September 06, 2019 00:59 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

On Episode 111 of the Touchdowners, the end of NFL Pre Season, we anxiously await the start of Regular Season in the following 4 Downs: A Philosophical Quandary: Dirty Undies - A what-would-you-do of soiled undergarments Bring in the Shady Clowns - What impact will Clowney and McCoy have on their new teams? The End of Fake Football - Our fondest memories of this year’s pre season. Fantasy Fellows - Mark the tape on our fantasy busts, sleepers and ROTY Touchdown: How excited are you for ...

Is Andrew Luck an Instagram Model (Ep. 110)

August 22, 2019 03:08 - 54 minutes - 56.8 MB

On Episode 110 of the Touchdowners, Preseason Week 2 of the NFL, we are on permanent vacation in the following 4 Downs:   A Break Without Summer - Nothing says summer like Instagram models in a CVS parking lot.  The Preseason Week 2 Scouting Report - Will Tyler eat his words? The House of Hova - Does Jay-Z deserve to own an NFL team?  Unlucky Horseshoe - Is Andrew Luck injury prone?   Touchdown: Are vacations necessary?     Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners or Instagram: @thet...

Frozen Feets with Terez Paylor (Ep. 109)

August 16, 2019 02:35 - 1 hour - 63.4 MB

On Episode 109 of the Touchdowners, Preseason Week 1 of the NFL, we wonder when we will be replaced by robots at our jobs in the following 4 Downs:   Frozen Treats at DQ - Dilly Bars and nuclear red strawberry sauce. Frozen Feets at AB’s - Antonio Brown’s feet and helmet drama. The Terez Paylor Interview - Yahoo Sport’s NFL Senior Write joins the show to talk about the NFL and reporting in it.  Room Raiders - Would you choose to live by your boss?   Touchdown: The concept of jobs is o...

My mom used to drop me off at camp in a minivan (Ep 108)

August 06, 2019 01:33 - 54 minutes - 55.7 MB

On Episode 108 of the Touchdowners, the way too hyped Hall of Fame Game week of the NFL, we transcend space and time wondering if we really arrived in the following 4 Downs:   My parents used to drop me off at camp in a minivan - Do you care how athletes arrive to training camp? The Horror at Camp JellyJam - Training Camp situations that give us Goosebumps. Phin Down - The tale of the Dolphins' Kendrick Norton. I Wouldn’t Say I’ve Been Missing It Bob - Will Zeke get his stapler?   Tou...

Area 51 Pro Day with Tyreek Hill (Ep. 107)

July 25, 2019 20:58 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

On Episode 107 of the Touchdowners, minicamp week of the NFL, we wonder who has more conspiracy theories the NFL or the Government in the following 4 Downs:   Area 51 Pro Day - Naruto Run 40 times  Madden Rage Quit - How angry are you over the Madden ratings?  Weighing the Tyreek Hill Situation - Exploring both sides of the Tyreek Hill case and trying to understand how we should feel about it.  Too much NFL??? - Is 18 games too much football?   Touchdown: Searching for the truth.    ...

Kawhi Leonard Binge Watches Stranger Things (Ep. 106)

July 12, 2019 21:23 - 1 hour - 95.6 MB

On Episode 106 of the Touchdowners, the Upside Down Week of the NFL, we binge watch the following 4 Downs:   Stranger Thangs - Is Eleven comparable to Patrick Mahomes? Would Board Man Get Paid in the NFL? - Comparing the NBA’s Free Agency to the NFL’s.  We Play: Suspension No Suspension - Zeke, Hunt, and Hill may or may not be suspended??? Are Millennials Killing the Oklahoma Drill? - Tyler gets trucked.    Touchdown: Is this TV or Real Life?     Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdown...

Aaron Rodgers Scented Candles (Ep. 105)

July 02, 2019 20:59 - 59 minutes - 79.5 MB

On Episode 105 of the Touchdowners, Hall of Fame Mini-Camp Rookie Week of the NFL, we still can’t figure out chip readers in the following 4 Downs:   GM Vending Machine Draft Edition - What wouldn’t you buy from a vending machine? The $1,500 Question - The cost of giving up your seat.  Is Aaron Rodgers becoming Brett Farve? - Is there trouble in Green Bay or just growing pains? The Smell of Football - What is your favorite candle scent?   Touchdown: The art of the sale (convincing som...

Hot Takes with a Cold Water Heater (Ep. 104)

June 26, 2019 16:42 - 1 hour - 65 MB

On Episode 104 of the Touchdowners, Sean McVay Engagement Week, we get bamboozled in the following 4 Downs:   Cold Takes with a Hot Water Heater - Is there anything worse than a cold shower? Punked by Eli Manning - Jokester or Psychopath? The Baltimore Bandwagon - Can Lamar Jackson pass? You’ve been Catfished by Kliff Kingsburry - Double check your friend’s requests.   Touchdown: How often do you think the NFL pulls the wool over our eyes?     Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners...

The Best of 1st Down (Ep. 103)

June 19, 2019 19:34 - 45 minutes - 48.5 MB

On Episode 103 of the Touchdowners, we give you a "Best of 1st Down" in the following 4 Downs:   Animal CPR - A would you rather of Animal CPR. Artificial Intelligence - Why you should really fear our computer overlords. Spiders - Is the amount of hair directly equivalent to the size of the spider? Chiefs Fantasy Camp - My ultimate scheme to start my NFL career.   Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners or Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast Or Email us at: [email protected]  

Emotional Support Animals (Ep. 102)

June 13, 2019 01:43 - 50 minutes - 53.5 MB

On Episode 102 of the Touchdowners, the Toronto Raptors Championship Week, we wonder if we are as irreplaceable as we think we are in on the following 4 Downs: Emotional Support Animals - Tyler starts a zoo in his LA apartment. Coaches Can’t Be Cool - How Green Bay is getting ahead of the injury bug. Out of the Kitchen with OBJ - Is OBJ already running the show in Cleveland? Is Suh v. McCoy the new Hatfield & McCoys? - The setup for the ultimate grudge match.   Touchdown: Are we as irr...

How much would it take for you to mow Antonio Brown's lawn? (Ep. 101)

June 04, 2019 14:51 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

On Episode 101 of the Touchdowners, Week #3 of the Jet’s GM Candidates swiping left on them, we try to not mail it in on the following 4 Downs: The Hard of Hearing Waitress - A possible SNL skit??? How much would it take for you to mow Antonio Brown’s lawn? - How much responsibility does AB have in mowing his own lawn? UnCognito Mode - The Raiders browser history is open for the world to see.   Failure to Launch - Will the Jet’s GM search fare better than the ‘06 comedy? Touchdown: We a...

Beer Fest and Football is 90% Mental (Ep. 100)

May 27, 2019 20:07 - 54 minutes - 79.1 MB

On Episode 100 of the Touchdowners, Patrick Peterson suspension Week #32 of Ezekiel Elliott assaulting someone, we have a minute to win it in the following 4 Downs: Beer Run - Is this my Pro-Day? Is Twitter the new Tinder? - Asking for a friend (Hayden Hurst). Football’s 90% Mental - NFL Players finally get the counseling they deserve. The race we never wanted - Are 40’s the new Kentucky Derby? Touchdown: Why are we constantly running out of time? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowner...

Break in Gase of Emergency (Ep. 99)

May 20, 2019 21:13 - 53 minutes - 55.9 MB

On Episode 99 of the Touchdowners, Patrick Peterson suspension Week of the NFL, we sign on the dotted line in the following 4 Downs: The Truth About Juice Cleanses - Diet by diarrhea. Oh Flacc No - Is Flacco making a jackass out of himself refusing to mentor? Break in Gase of Emergency - The Jets go all in on snake eyes. NFL Happy Hour - Forget wedding season, it's one-day contract season Touchdown: What would your one-day contract look like? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners or I...

Catching up to Speed on Tyreek Hill (Ep. 98)

May 12, 2019 12:58 - 1 hour - 69.7 MB

On Episode 98 of the Touchdowners, Rookie Mini-Camp Week of the NFL, we speculate and allegate in the following 4 Downs: Battle of the Bands: GM Draft Edition - Which band will be your franchise QB? Cracking up with Robert Kraft - The shocking new of Kraft’s massage preferences Catching up to Speed on Hill - Audio Tapes and Lawyer’s Letters, what’s next? The Lynch Pin - Is there already trouble in 49er’s paradise? Touchdown: How much evidence do you need to move from speculation to guil...

The 2019 Post-NFL Draft Review (Ep. 97)

May 06, 2019 18:15 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

On Episode 97 of the Touchdowners, 2019 Post-NFL Draft Week, we come down from our Draft Day highs in the following 4 Downs: A Draft Day Delivery - Did Phil’s baby let him watch the draft? Draft Day Story Lines - Big story lines that came from this year’s draft. The Post-Draft Scouting Report - Individual player’s story lines from the draft. A Kingdom in Crisis - Frank Clark, Tyreek Hill, and Kareem Hunt Touchdown: Did the 2019 NFL Draft live up to expectations? Follow us on Twitter: ...

The 2019 NFL Draft Preview (Ep. 96).mp3

April 23, 2019 21:05 - 59 minutes - 49.3 MB

On Episode 96 of the Touchdowners, 2019 NFL Draft Week, we spend all our money on scratchers in the following 4 Downs: Why do we love the Draft so much - We are all just one lotto ticket away from fortune. The 2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report - Big storylines to watch in this years draft. Draft Day Darlings - The must draft prospects. Draft Day Busts - The must avoid prospects list. Touchdown: Is the NFL Draft really just a get rich quick team? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners In...

Game of Thrones for Idiots - NFL Edition (Ep. 95)

April 17, 2019 04:24 - 52 minutes - 54.9 MB

On Episode 95 of the Touchdowners, opening week of Game of Thrones, everyone’s trying to get theirs in the following 4 Downs: Game of Thrones for Idiots: NFL Edition - Explaining GOT to a ball coach. Russell Wilson Feels Sympathy for Bronn - Watch the parallels as two men fight for the crown they feel is rightfully theirs. Did AB Pull a Tyrion? - A GOT sized Twitter Beef. Is Bill Belichick the Night King - He is always one step ahead so we hate him. Touchdown: Are there any parallels b...

Why is Gronk Running Like a Penguin (Ep 94)

April 10, 2019 02:35 - 52 minutes - 41 MB

On Episode 94 of the Touchdowners, Post Apocalyptical Week of the AAF Wasteland, we spend our days in the retirement home of the following 4 Downs: Why Are Your Running Like a Penguin? - Disappointing since birth. 69 Reasons to Retire - What is the historical significance of Gronk? What Channel is the AAF on Again? - What are your memories of the AAF? Getting that Suspension Money - The ultimate retirement investment. Touchdown: There is something glamorous about the thought of retirem...

Giving up Millennials for Lent (Ep 93)

April 03, 2019 01:01 - 48 minutes - 39.7 MB

On Episode 93 of the Touchdowners, March Madness week of the NFL, we go full Millennial on the NFL in the following 4 Downs:   Baby Alert - How close to labor is too close to podcast? Millennials Are Ruining the Arizona Cardinals - Can you go 30 mins without a cell phone break? NFL Rule Changes - Does the NFL need onside kicks? Giving Up Sex for Lent - Cam Newton is doing strange things again. Touchdown: Why are Millennials so weird?   Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagr...

Living the Fantasy with Andy Holloway of the Fantasy Footballers Podcast (Ep 92)

March 23, 2019 17:56 - 52 minutes - 42.2 MB

On Episode 92 of the Touchdowners, Off-season Purgatory of the NFL, we fantasize about the truth in the following 4 Downs:   How Do You Know You Have a Dad Bod? - Shaving abs into your chest hair. Is This Real Life or Just Fantasy with Andy Holloway of the Fantasy Footballers Podcast - How much should you give up to own OBJ this off season? Johnny Manziel Impersonates Kenny Powers in Memphis Bound and Down - Is Manziel's story a modern day Homer's Odyssey? Touchdown: Some times realit...

The Browns Are Doing Very Un-Brown Things (Ep 91)

March 16, 2019 01:49 - 59 minutes - 91.2 MB

On Episode 91 of the Touchdowners, Free Agency Week of the NFL, we spend big money on shiny new toys in the following 4 Downs: The 2019 Spring Fling Draft - Drafting our favorite parts of Spring. The Free Agency Scouting Report - Why we should feel sorry for NFL owners during Free Agency? The Browns are doing very un-Brown things - John Dorsey spends money like its his parent’s credit card? Antonio Brown Raids the Bank - Do blonde mustaches equal paydays? Touchdown: How much would you ...

Measuring Murray's Height Improves Draft Hype (Ep 90)

March 06, 2019 02:23 - 54 minutes - 53.4 MB

On Episode 90 of the Touchdowners, post NFL Combine Week, we improve only to fail in the following 4 Downs: Dumb Home, Smart House - Could your house pass the Wonderlic Test? It's the Skylar for Kyler - How to grow an inch overnight with Kyler Murray. Check Out His Specs - What Combine numbers impress you the most? Quit’n Witten Save MNF - Was Jason Witten a MNF failure? Touchdown: Are improvements always progress? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspod...

Strip Mall Rub Downs with Robert Kraft (Ep 89)

March 01, 2019 03:10 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

On Episode 89 of the Touchdowners, NFL Combine Week, we pay for services rendered in the following 4 Downs: Father of the Year Award??? - Concerts vs 4 Year old’s birthdays Dad-Bod CJ Anderson - Is he a modern day folk hero? Strip-Mall Rubdowns with Robert Kraft - The fallout of Kraft’s actions Swipe Right for Free Agents - Would you match with Jadeveon Clowney? Touchdown: We put a price on character and public appearances. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchd...

Did Kaepernick Win (Ep 88)?

February 20, 2019 02:48 - 50 minutes - 52 MB

On Episode 88 of the Touchdowners, we explore the thin line between heroes and villains in the following 4 Downs: Valentine’s GM - What’s the GOAT of Valentines Gifts? Elway Plays Pin the Tail on the Donkey - Blindfolded QB Picking? Did Kaepernick Win? - A sell out or a hero? Trading Places - IV’s, Twitter Q & A’s, and Lil Wayne get traded. Touchdown: The line between heroes and villains is razor thin and often changes multiple times. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagra...

Buying Grocery Store Clothing with Nick Foles (Ep 87)

February 13, 2019 04:14 - 54 minutes - 44.3 MB

On Episode 87 of the Touchdowners, Week 1 of the AAF, we channel our inner Sideshow Bobs as we enter the circus known as the NFL Offseason in the following 4 Downs: Grocery-Store Clothing - I need some milk, bread, eggs and a T-shirt? Scouting Report: Week 1 of the AAF - Was it better than the Super Bowl? Bounty-Gase - A family style blood feud brewing in New York. Foles Gold - Would you pay $25 million for Nick Foles? Touchdown: Has this offseason already been enough to quench our th...

This is the End (Ep 86)

February 08, 2019 14:43 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

On Episode 86 of the Touchdowners, Super Bowl Hangover Week of the NFL, we watch Blockbuster’s last movie rental “This is the End” in preparation for the end of NFL season in the following 4 Downs: Does Toothpaste Really Work - Our bodies are our dentists. Scouting Report: The Super Bowl - Worst Super Bowl ever? We Fix the Offseason - Our plan for an unending football season. Phins Down for Ryan Tannehill - Is it time to put Tannehill out to sea? Touchdown:  Sometimes we don't want th...

Super Bowl 53 Preview (Ep 85)

February 01, 2019 02:59 - 55 minutes - 55.2 MB

On Episode 85 of the Touchdowners, Super Bowl Week of the NFL, we we wait for our impending doom in the following 4 Downs: The Super Bowl of Stomach Flu’s - Are a sympathy puker? Classic Sports Talk Radio: Rams Preview - Reasons to cheer for the Rams Classic Sports Talk Radio Again: Pats Preview - Reasons to cheer for the Pats Talking Cards with Miamicards89 - The suspense of chasing Pat Mahomes Rookie Card Touchdown: Why is the wait often worse than the actual event?     Follow us on...

The Patron Saint of Rams (Ep 84)

January 24, 2019 04:39 - 58 minutes - 47.6 MB

On Episode 84 of the Touchdowners, Conference Championship Week of the NFL, we meet expectations while failing spectacularly in the following 4 Downs: A Bad Omen at Work - Are You Ready, to get jacked up for work? The Patron Saint of Rams - The Boy Genius vs Whistle Man Belichick your Reid at the Door - Big Red gets contained by the Hoodie Give Em the Gassey Eye - Chasing Floating Tacos with Adam Gase Touchdown: How can something be so awesome and terrible at the same time?     Follow...

Chasing Sean McVay's Puka Shell Necklace (Ep. 83)

January 16, 2019 03:04 - 1 hour - 43.8 MB

On Episode 83 of the Touchdowners, Week 19 of the NFL, we put on our puka shell necklaces and dye our tips blonde in the following 4 Downs: Mahomes for the Holidays - An argument about Goats The Week 19 Scouting Report - A who’s who of who’s in and who’s out Chasing Sean McVay - Can you call an offense? Good you got the gig The Patrick Mahomes Effect - Kyler Murray + MLB = Next Pat Mahomes? Touchdown: Are NFL executives just like our high school selves chasing after fads in an attempt ...

Our Yearly NFL Award Picks (Ep. 82)

January 05, 2019 03:25 - 1 hour - 38.8 MB

On Episode 82 of the Touchdowners, Week 17 of the NFL, we think it's time for a change in the following 4 Downs: A Donut Crisis - How many donut holes equal a whole donut? End of Year Awards - Some surprising candidates.   College Coaching Carousel - 18 minutes of Temple fame. Professional Coaching Carousel - The aftermath of Black Monday. Touchdown: Is there any parallel between us changing jobs/getting fired and a football coach changing jobs?     Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdown...

Defending Bob Sutton??? (Ep 81)

December 31, 2018 20:16 - 1 hour - 100 MB

On Episode 81 of the Touchdowners, Week 16 of the NFL, our heated seats make us sweat in the following 4 Downs: Supermarket Sweep - A moral dilemma in aisle 5 Week 16 Scouting Report - A who’s who of guilty by association.   Defending Bob Sutton? - Should he stay or should he go? Birds of feather fall together - He will always been known as the falconer. Touchdown: Do we have sympathy for those about to lose their job or did they make their own bed?     Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouch...

The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (Ep. 80)

December 18, 2018 02:03 - 49 minutes - 54.4 MB

On Episode 80 of the Touchdowners, Week 15 of the NFL, we send it back to Santa in the following 4 Downs: Returning Santa’s Gifts - Can you regift a lump of coal?   Week 15 Scouting Report - I broke my back, I broke and neck and my back, I broke the back of my neck.   The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 1) - Tensions rise as the city of Oakland sue the Raiders. The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 2) - Who will be Oakland’s bagman now that Reggie McKenzie is fired? Touchdown: What do...

The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe (Ep.79)

December 12, 2018 01:57 - 47 minutes - 37.8 MB

On Episode 79 of the Touchdowners, Week 14 of the NFL, we decide who gets to sit on Santa’s lap in the following 4 Downs: Mission Statement - A look at why we do this podcast every week.   Week 14 Scouting Report - Crazy finishes and feeling sorry for Blake Bortles.   Pitching a Shutout on the NFL - Kyler Murray chases the long ball instead of the deep ball. The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe - First the kickoff and now the punt? Touchdown: We are at a crossroads of decision making that w...

The Chiefs Cease the Hunt (Ep. 78)

December 07, 2018 09:22 - 58 minutes - 46.7 MB

On Episode 78 of the Touchdowners, Week 13 of the NFL, we take stock of our relationship with our employers in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Snow Drift Draft - Is Santa the new Belichick? Week 13 Scouting Report - McCarthy is out in Green Bay.   The Chiefs Cease the Hunt - Explore the aftermath of the Kareem Hunt incident and subsequent release. Cooking Beef with Baker Mayfield - Why does he hate Hue Jackson so much? Touchdown: Our relationship to our employment is surprisingly unde...

Hanging with Mr Cooper (Ep 77)

November 29, 2018 01:53 - 53 minutes - 48.4 MB

On Episode 77 of the Touchdowners, Week 12 of the NFL, we head out West with the Cowboys in search of fools gold in the following 4 Downs:   A Million Dollar Idea - The new way to vacation. Week 12 Scouting Report - Animals vs Humans and conspiracy theories.   The Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Games - Defense no longer matter and offenses reign supreme. Hanging with Mr. Cooper - Jerry Jones’ reciever love affair pays off. Touchdown: Should we believe in these new trends/eras of the N...

We Send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card (Ep 76)

November 22, 2018 01:20 - 55 minutes - 45 MB

On Episode 76 of the Touchdowners, Week 11 of the NFL, we send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card in the following 4 Downs:   Drafting for Failure - We jump on the bandwagon of the worst teams. Week 11 Scouting Report - Do we actually feel sorry for the Redskins?   The NFL’s Hips Don't Lie - A Shakria Shakedown of Sod Shame. Past the Tardy Bell - We ride the bench with Lev Bell. Touchdown: Did the NFL and Lev Bell actually have a contingency plan the whole time or where they just shooti...

The Nathan Peterman of Podcasts (Ep. 75)

November 15, 2018 22:43 - 53 minutes - 40 MB

On Episode 75 of the Touchdowners, Week 10 of the NFL, we are guilt tripped in the following 4 Downs: House Rules - If you live under this roof you must abide by these rules. Week 10 Scouting Report - Is Belichick on the hot seat.    Who Dat Dez - From winning Free Agency to Achilles and back. Flat Billed - Is Mat Barkley the future of the Bills? Touchdown: How much does the success and failures of the likes of Dez Bryant and Nathan Peterman actually affect our daily lives?    Follow ...

We Pay the Troll's Toll (Ep 74)

November 07, 2018 02:14 - 54 minutes - 58.4 MB

On Episode 74 of the Touchdowners, Week 9 of the NFL, everything must go in the following 4 Downs:   We Pay the Troll’s Toll - What is the ultimate cost of internet trolls? Week 9 Scouting Report - Poor Jimmy G.   Flushed Down in Brown Town - Hue is out and Bountygate is in. Trade Bait - The movers and shakers of the NFL Trade Deadline. Touchdown: Why is it better to sometimes just start over from scratch?      Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast...

Jerry Jones Supermassive Ego-Hole (Ep 73)

November 01, 2018 02:49 - 54 minutes - 59.4 MB

On Episode 73 of the Touchdowners, Week 8 of the NFL, we trade away our futures in the following 4 Downs:   Animal Concussion Protocol - Can birds get CTE? Week 8 Scouting Report - Last week, stats didn’t matter. This week, records don’t matter. Jon Gruden’s Supermassive Blackhole - We are Mused by Gruden’s decisions. Jerry Jones’ Supermassive Ego-Hole - Not to be out done by Gruden... Touchdown: We really don’t experience anything like NFL trades in real life.      Follow us on Twi...

Skate or Die with Vontaze Burfict (Ep 72)

October 24, 2018 02:04 - 54 minutes - 51.8 MB

On Episode 72 of the Touchdowners, Week 7 of the NFL, we we regret nothing in the following 4 Downs:   Skate or Die - We relive the classic NES game. Week 7 Scouting Report - Parody, kickers, and bruised ribs. Break Burfict - The NFL’s greatest hockey goon. Charging Debt - The Chargers are racking up debt all over Rodeo Drive. Touchdown: Is it better to live with regret or none at all?      Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on ...

College Football is Ruining the NFL (Ep 71)

October 19, 2018 13:12 - 58 minutes - 62.4 MB

On Episode 71 of the Touchdowners, Week 6 of the NFL, we spit some game on things that done changed in the following 4 Downs:   The 2018 Pre-Season Stomach Flu - Is it ever too early for the stomach flu? Week 6 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about coaches in the hot seat. College Football is Ruining the NFL - Is the game too wide open and who do we blame for it? Tee’d Off - Are kickers people or are they sub-human? Touchdown: Are things really changing or ...

Late Night Callbacks with Dez Bryant (Ep 70)

October 11, 2018 01:16 - 48 minutes - 42.5 MB

On Episode 70 of the Touchdowners, Week 5 of the NFL, we explore the duality of man in the following 4 Downs:   Hey Bro, Your Tag’s Showing - What social responsibility do we have to other humans? Week 5 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about misleading stats. Tate Hate - Is Golden Tate a good guy or a consummate ahole? Late Night Callbacks with Dez Bryant - Dez wishes he could get in the Twitter Time Machine.   Touchdown: The line between being evil or g...

Fluffing the Passer (Ep 69)

October 03, 2018 00:29 - 55 minutes - 47.2 MB

On Episode 69 of the Touchdowners, Week 4 of the NFL, examine our mindset in the following 4 Downs:   Week 4 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Where do you see yourself in 5 years (the nfl edition) - Fake it till you make it. Everson Griffen - The Vikings’ DE struggles with mental health issues. Fluffing the Passer - Tackling the QB has never been tougher. Touchdown: One’s mindset can often influence your trajectory in life.      Join our Facebook Grou...

The Greatest Halftime Performance (Ep 68)

September 26, 2018 01:41 - 48 minutes - 45.2 MB

On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we wonder if this behavior is acceptable in the following 4 Downs:   Week 3 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Half-Hearted Apologizes with Antonio Brown - It's too late to apologize, oh oh.    The Greatest Halftime Performance - Forget Maroon 5 and Prince. Half-Baked with Josh Gordon - I’m sorry, I was talking to the horse. Touchdown: Why does setting determine if behavior is socially acceptable.     ...

Aaron Rodgers Wears Another Mans Pants (Ep 67)

September 19, 2018 00:16 - 53 minutes - 47.7 MB

On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners we celebrate Week 2 of the NFL as we dumpster dive for gold in the following 4 Downs:   Aaron “Hollywood” Rodgers - Rodgers wears Farve’s Wrangles in his IZODs commercial. AJ “Green Zone” Green - Is AJ Green underrated or overrated? Mychal “White Collar” Kendricks - What is insider trading? Corey “Cut Me If You Can” Coleman - Is this Coleman’s last chance in the NFL? Touchdown: Trash is in the eye of the beholder.   Join our Facebook Group “The Do...

Jon Gruden's Black Hole (Sun) (Ep 66)

September 12, 2018 22:32 - 36 minutes - 27.3 MB

On Episode 66 of the Touchdowners we examine the importance of relationships in the following 4 Downs:   We Miss Blockbuster like a JH Girlfriend - I wonder what Julie is up to these days? Week 1 Scouting Report - The big takeaways from the return of the NFL. Jon Gruden’s Black Hole (Sun) - Is the sun already setting on the Black Hole? For Whom the Bell Tolls - Is James Conner Le’Veon Bell’s Terminator?   Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth....

Talking America, God, and Football with Bad Christian's Joey Svendsen (Ep. 65)

September 05, 2018 22:50 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

On Episode 65 of the Touchdowners we wonder if millennials are truly the worst in the following 4 Downs:   Are millennials killing the fullback - Will the NFL ever be the same? An Interview with Bad Christian’s Joey Svendsen - We talk religion, Clemson, and Packers. OBJ’s Private Eye - The total price of an Instagram post.   Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth.   Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast   ...

We Learn the Correct Pronunciation of Tyrod Taylor with ESPN's Mina KImes (Ep. 64)

August 26, 2018 14:09 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

On Episode 64 of the Touchdowners we revive the underdog in the following 4 Downs:   A Would-You-Rather of Animal CPR - How far would you go to save a life? An Interview with ESPN’s Mina Kimes - We talk Chiefs, Browns, and Seahawks. Are the Browns Actually Winning the Offseason? - Are the Browns winning the Preseason Super Bowl?     Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth.   Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodc...

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