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The Temporal Trek Podcast

154 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago -

A podcast dedicated to a full rewatch of the Star Trek franchise in complete chronological historical order (by scene!).
From Outside Space time to the
Big Bang to the 21st Century
then all the way to the End of Existence.

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Episodes

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 5a - First Contact Second Time Round is Third times a Charm

April 08, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Its FIRST CONTACT DAY!!!! Hang on a moment didn't we do this already? Battle Time loops, awful accent work by Dan Hitch and a plethora of sound effects that'll have you ripping the headphones from your head! This is part-two of the attempt to review Star Trek: 'First Contact' with special guest: Steve Bauman of the MuppetTrek Podcast & Returning Guest: Andrew Capone and Guest Starring: Paul Wright as Captain Wright Shawn Vanderloo as Dr Vanderloo

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 5 - First Contact Second Time Round

April 04, 2021 23:00 - 50 minutes - 41.4 MB

Happy FIRST CONTACT DAY! Ensign Dan Hitch is free of the Time Bubble but not free of the device given to him by the malevolent "P" and the god-like entities. With the Crew of the USS Pathfinder, and some help from 2020 he will attempt to review 'First Contact' whilst also freeing himself from the temporal gadget' hold over him. With Special Guest: Andrew Capone Guest Starring: Paul Wright as Captain Wright Shawn Vanderloo as Doctor Vanderloo

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 04 One Small Snap

April 01, 2021 23:00 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MB

Its the year 2032, no wait 2050? No 2032? What is going on? We see the Ares IV module in orbit of Mars then things get a bit weird? Thank you to the co-host of The Cosmic Pizza Podcast - Paul Wright for lending his vocal talents to this episode. The podcast is about to change. Guest Starring: Paul Wright as Captain Wright of the USS Pathfinder

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 03b - New Narratives

March 26, 2021 00:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

With history altered its up to Sisko... I mean Bell, i mean Sisko to restore the timeline and put future history back on track. We have Flip phones, THE NET, pulse rifles, America on the Metric system - it can only be 2024; 90's SYTLE!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.9 - New Narratives

March 26, 2021 00:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

With history altered its up to Sisko... I mean Bell, i mean Sisko to restore the timeline and put future history back on track. We have Flip phones, THE NET, pulse rifles, America on the Metric system - it can only be 2024; 90's SYTLE!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.10 - New Narratives

March 26, 2021 00:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

With history altered its up to Sisko... I mean Bell, i mean Sisko to restore the timeline and put future history back on track. We have Flip phones, THE NET, pulse rifles, America on the Metric system - it can only be 2024; 90's SYTLE!

The Temporal Trek Podcast Season 2 Episode 3.9 - Nasty Narratives (aka Ewwwww)

March 19, 2021 00:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MB

It's 2024 our first recorded time travel episode set in the future from when this podcast will air the episode, but not first 2024 episode chronologically thanks to Picard S2, so under Temporal Prime Directive there will be no history segment. We find out that the future isn't so bright, there will be a significant event in a few days and only Gabriel Bell (who bares a striking similarity to Capt Sisko) can save the day. Also Dax gets creeped-on by a character I REALLY do not like. Ewww...

The Temporal Trek Podcast Season 2 Episode 3.8 - Nasty Narratives (aka Ewwwww)

March 19, 2021 00:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MB

It's 2024 our first recorded time travel episode set in the future from when this podcast will air the episode, but not first 2024 episode chronologically thanks to Picard S2, so under Temporal Prime Directive there will be no history segment. We find out that the future isn't so bright, there will be a significant event in a few days and only Gabriel Bell (who bares a striking similarity to Capt Sisko) can save the day. Also Dax gets creeped-on by a character I REALLY do not like. Ewww...

The Temporal Trek Podcast Season 2 Episode 03a - Nasty Narratives (aka Ewwwww)

March 19, 2021 00:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MB

It's 2024 our first time travel episode set in the future from when this podcast will air the episode, so under Temporal Prime Directive there will be no history segment. We find out that the future isn't so bright, there will be a significant event in a few days and only Gabriel Bell (who bares a striking similarity to Capt Sisko) can save the day. Also Dax gets creeped-on by a character I REALLY do not like. Ewwwwwwww.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.7 - Farewell and Thank Q

March 18, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

And here we are, the final part of Picard's journey to 2024. Can the motley crew save Renee? Which one? Should we care that evil do-ers lair gets blown up? Wait is that Wesley? and Q is dead, possibly? Its a packed finale and Dan and Dan will do their best to discuss the episode, the 2024 events and hopefully restore the timeline, ready for them to jump back to ENT next week.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.6 - Home ADrone Lost in Chateau Picard

March 18, 2021 00:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MB

Dan Hitch wanted Traps, Dan Hitch wanted HiJinks, Dan Hitch wanted Action What he got was a pretty poor DnD campaign that had more Dungeons than Drones. Not to say there weren MANY Drones. Jurati talks down the Borg Queen and Rios proves he is staying in 2024 - NO QUESTION!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.5 - All is Wells that Ends Wells, Career

March 17, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

We get the resolution to the flashbacks we saw in Season1 Part 2 of this podcast with the little boy who saw Vulcans in a Wood. That's Almost 45 years to get an answer. We get new El Aurian Powers, Food Chat and Licking Car Batteries. WARNING TO DO NOT LICK CAR BATTERIES!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.4 - Rios Reacts Recklessly

March 16, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

Dream Sequences after the editing nightmare of a Heist was a welcome necessary evil. Picard is in a Coma thankfully.... that came out wrong, i mean there isnt as many scenes to watch Chronologically in reality. Rios throws the Temporal Investigations handbook out the window all for Love.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.3 - Q The Heist Music

March 15, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

It's official. for a Temporal Trek Podcast there is one episodic televisual format Worse than Dream Sequences, worse than Flashbacks worse than time travel, worse than temporal causality loops, Heists! From the planning, showing the plan working, showing the plan inevitably "fail" and then the twist resolution its a Time Stamp nightmare to take notes and edit. Rick Sanchez was right! This week we look at a chunk of Episode 4, all of 5 & a snippet of 6 in a bumper episode of Tempora...

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.2 - Pretty Fly For a Moon Guy

March 14, 2021 00:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Rios is on his way to Deportation by ICE. Picard and the Watcher realise they have a common cause. Raffi commits Grand Theft Auto. Is it a Fast and a Furious Seven? And Jurati falls for Horror Movie 101!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3.1 - No Watching a Watcher Yet

March 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

We continue to watch the attempt by Picard and the Motley Crew to correct the Temporal Divergence in 2024. Speaking of Watching you'd think we'd see the Watcher in an episode called the Watcher, will we watch the watcher? is the watcher watching us? Watch this space, but maybe don't hold your breath.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 2 Episode 3 - Operation Assimilate

March 12, 2021 12:00 - 54 minutes - 51.4 MB

Explosions in Time? We are going back to the 21st Century - 2024 to be specific. An aged Picard and a motley crew crash, sorry, controlled descent to Earth in an anarchic century, and they have a Borg Queen onboard? What the ever loving nanites?

The Temporal Trek Podcast Season 2 Episode 2 - Blood, Bioweapons and Bad Guys

March 12, 2021 00:00 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

It's 2004, its dark, its grimy, it's greedy - ah the good old 21st Century! Archer and T'pol steal a car, hack an ATM and casually stop a bioweapon released by some Prince cosplaying Xindi Reptillians - all whilst dealing with the worst humanity has to offer.

The Temporal Trek Podcast Season 2 Episode 1 - Who Let The Year In? (aka The Geneology Episode)

December 31, 2020 23:59 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (in your time frame) We leave the 20th century behind and skirt from the year 2000 into 2001 with Y2K a distant memory at 11:59. Join me and guest Jenn Tift of the Snap Trek Podcast as we deep dive into the deep Janeway gene pool, look at old vs new and ask who indeed Let The Dogs Out?

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 10 - The names Janeway Captain Janeway

December 28, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 44.1 MB

Captain Janeway channels her inner James Bond. We get a resolution to our previous Episode The Hippy on The Hill. Join me and fellow Chatham Dockyard Colleague John Sweeney as we, like, deep dive into 1996,duuuude its TOTALLY, like, groovy.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 09a - Super Human Immortal Kidneys

December 18, 2020 00:01 - 46 minutes - 33.3 MB

We return to the 80s with Paul and Ross to conclude or completely paradox free romp to save the Whales. Is now a good time for a colourful metaphor?

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 09 - Murder Scotty Wrote-ing

December 11, 2020 00:01 - 54 minutes - 26.9 MB

It's 1986 which can only mean - its the one with the Whales! Join regular guest Paul Wright co-host of the Cosmic Pizza Podcast and Ross co-host of Snap Trek podcast as we shave in our mohawks, sit our double dumb asses down and enjoy pure 80s fun.

The Temporal Trek Podcast - Season 1 Part 2 Episode 08v - Stranger T'ings

December 04, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

Its 1980(ish) we think, or possibly 1979? A kid's whole world is turned upside down, when two Strangers, perhaps call T'ing? Are in the woods. Stranger T'ings if you will. Yes its been a week since Stanger Things Season 4 ended when this is released but hey, anything to bangwagon train this podcast to the Stars!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 08 - Tomorrows Temporal Headache Yesterday

November 13, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 39.4 MB

The show is BACK! After Serenade accidentally spilled some anti-matter beer on the inter-dimensional Podcast transmitter we lost the feed there for a bit but fear not we are clawing our way back to normality. Here regular guest Paul Wright and Host Dan encounter a strange sequence of events that in no way make sense or would ever work in a million years - and that's just the Kirk-fu! Its 1969 and temporal headaches tomorrow hit worst yesterday.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 7 - Assignment Mirth

July 31, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 68.6 MB

Its 1968, so it can only mean one thing - its the THE most important year in ALL of human history. Join me and guest Paul Wright as we discuss, how loud are transporters? Who is Gary Seven? Could you EVER train a cat? How does a Satellite take a video from the ground? Why are our crew just behind the curve? and Do Spock and Kirk have criminal files on some government record somewhere? Its Groovy!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 6 - The Hippy on the Hill

July 24, 2020 03:00 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

Its Two Time Segments for the price of one this week as we hit 1967 like a "toke on a doobie" - did i say that right? Star Trek gives us the Summer of Love with Kira discovering a sensitive side to humanity and a random hippy human discovering the future of humanity. And did my S.O.S message reach Starfleet Temporal Investigations?

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 5 - Up a Carbon Creek

July 17, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

Russians place a satellite into space and the Vulcans come to investigate but get more than they bargain for. Vulcan Sitcoms, musical anomalies and watching TV in the name of scientific study on this weeks episode. I'm also joined by guest Paul Wright from the Cosmic Pizza Podcast.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 4 - Smoking Atomic Ferengi

July 10, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 54.3 MB

Oh jeepers, is it good to be back in our own timeline. Time to smoke em if ya got em.... *cough* errrghh thats revolting who would do this to themselves? Today i'm joined by the talented Jarman Day of 'Jarman Voices' to get to the heart of one of the biggest mysteries of all humanity... WHY DID ANYONE think smoking was a good idea? Mushroom Clouds, Male chauvinist pigs and MOOOOOOOGi!!!! We also pitch a backdoor Star Trek / Section 31 show you won't want to miss. Follow Jarman: @Jar...

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 3b - World War What pt2

July 03, 2020 03:00 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MB

The Star Trek Enterprise Temporal Cold War Ends. Why? How? Wha? Huh? Villains break form, we can agree fighting Nazis is fun and I have flashbacks to the Rocketeer. And Adios Danill Zimenke!

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 3a - World War What

June 26, 2020 03:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

Join me and....errr..... me? As I....errr... we....attempt to uncover what exactly has happened to time, we see Space Vampire Nazis, Ensign Daniels dies twice, messed up time lines, cheap special effects, a moment too close to modern day events and hear some damn good music. On a serious note: This episode has been a real labour of love as it was the fourth attempt to record through numerous sound problems but ultimately led to an episode that felt more timely than when i originally watc...

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 2 - Who Nose What Time It Is

June 19, 2020 03:00 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MB

I punch it clear across the country to San Francisco, where Kira and O'Brien appear to be looking for Sisko and Bashir and all our beloved Bajoran Liaison is forced to do is claim she broke her nose. The town is seeing a boom, Prohibition is in full swing and I make two new friends here in the time bubble.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 2 Episode 1 - The Mystery Machine killed Edith Keeler

June 12, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

The first two guests Paul Wright (The Cosmic Pizza Podcast) and Shawn Vanderloo (The Rusted Robot & Soul Forge Podcasts) join me to review one of the greatest episodes in the franchise. City On The Edge of Forever. We discuss Joan Collins, the Scooby Gang and why no-one seems to question what Spock is doing? Check out: The Rusted Robot Soul Forge on iTunes Apple Podcasts or your preferred Podcast app. and Cosmic Pizza Podcast on iTunes and Castbox.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Part 1 FEEDBACK

June 05, 2020 03:00 - 40 minutes - 33.1 MB

Its big "thank you"s, reviews, corrections and feedback this week for the past two seasons worth of material. Thank you @Jarrak Paul Wright @The Cosmic Pizza Podcast Shawn Vanderloo @ The Rusted Robot TEHBORG @SnapTrek Krys @KieranMacDuff @Geology_Johnson @2Young4ThisTrek @podguidegalaxy @QueenKatBlue Special mention to @TenForward1701 @up2podcast

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 08 Ne'er the Twain Shall Meet

May 22, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

This episode closes out the Season 1 Part 1 and i think i can finally outsmart Q and get out of this awful mess i'm in. Data kicks around 19th Century Earth leading to time loops, Guinan, portal opening snakes and Poker! It's the tale of an Android in a Yankees Court.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 07 Cavalier Chronology

May 15, 2020 03:00 - 50 minutes - 46 MB

This episode is in tribute to Dave Harrison, a good friend and Trekkie. This episode sees us return not only to TOS but to have the other side of a conversation from earlier this season. Kirk is caught in a time of superstition and might be buuuuurned! as a witch. What is with those accents? and Why do i keep saying COV-D not COVID?

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 06 Cast into a Pod on a Podcast

May 07, 2020 23:00 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

In the Delta Quadrant 900 years ago someone is Cast into a stasis pod and I talk on a podcast. I meet someone else in this, where ever I am.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 05 Vulcan't get you outta my head

April 30, 2020 23:00 - 33 minutes - 25.6 MB

Its a violent time, both for Vulcan and for my memories of Enterprise.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 04 Ice Ice Vulcan

April 24, 2020 03:00 - 37 minutes - 38.3 MB

Its cold, damn cold Jim! The normally glacial Vulcan, is a cool character, he's like Ice! But a mysterious woman in a cave has him hot under the bowl-cut.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 03 Terrific Neolithic

April 17, 2020 03:00 - 23 minutes - 23.6 MB

Humans are nomadic and some aliens seem a little too condescending. Its the first of a possible controversial choice for the podcast, does this scene belong here? Let me know.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 02 Here today goo-ne tomorrow

April 10, 2020 03:00 - 19 minutes - 19.7 MB

We are fully in the thrall of time and it looks like its going to be over before it starts, or is that starts before its almost over?

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 1 Episode 01 Time to go IN with a Bang

April 03, 2020 03:00 - 20 minutes - 20.5 MB

Season 1 Begins, and as they say its time to go IN with a Bang. Join me, Ensign Dan Hitch formerly of the Temporal Investigations Archive Dept, (nightshift). As I go on a bizarre journey all thanks to some mysterious company.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 10 Problems Passed

March 20, 2020 04:00 - 17 minutes - 17.7 MB

Sisko must pay a price for his actions in the last episode, there are books, characters dying who we have not met yet, a Prophet with a name. Do your actions carry more wait when exercising a measure of free will? Do gods de-humanise us? Our adventure outside Time and Space ends as we plunge toward a bright light... oh don't worry its the Big Bang Season 1 COMING SOON.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 9 Prophet Problems

March 17, 2020 04:00 - 12 minutes - 12.6 MB

If you let yourself become a god should you at least try to act like one? Sisko needs to save not only his station, Bajor and his crew but the entire Alpha and Beta Quadrants by asking for a 'miracle', trouble is "that is a corporeal matter". What are gods good for?

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 8 Yankee Qdle

March 13, 2020 04:00 - 38 minutes - 38 MB

# Yankee Qdle went to Space, a-ridin' on a star-ship. Thanks to Quinn, he starts a war. wants a baby with no hard-ship.#

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 7 We Are Of Confusion

March 10, 2020 04:00 - 23 minutes - 23.1 MB

Two guys go for an interview, who will get the job? No joke, that's pretty much it.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 6 Immoral Immortals

March 06, 2020 04:00 - 25 minutes - 24.7 MB

The Continuum are holding back one of their own from using his powers, individual rights versus 'the state' are up for debate. Its classic Trek on a dirt road, a Long Road getting from there to... no I'm not gonna finish that sentence.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 5 Its Beginning to look at lot like Nex-mass

March 03, 2020 04:00 - 47 minutes - 45.9 MB

Forget a singular Jolly Fat Man in a Red suit riding Reindeer, I've got two Starfleet Captains in Red Uniforms on horse back. Big Dogs, Dark Chocolate by the Tub and the answer to the age old question: What do you get in a 24th Century turned Georgian English/post-Revolutionary French setting? NEX-MASS of course.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 4 Ferengis in SPAAACE

February 25, 2020 11:07 - 21 minutes - 16.9 MB

What do gods need with financial advice? Its a return to DS9 but now we see the perspective of a non-Starfleet officer on existence outside of time. The wormhole aliens discover that linguistic communication is always tiring.

The Temporal Trek Podcast: Season 0 Episode 3 What Is Linear?

February 13, 2020 09:46 - 34 minutes - 27.4 MB

Let's get metaphysical, physical, aggressive, adversarial. Why are all non-corporeal beings so aloof? They literally have no concept of time for pleasantries.

Season 0 Episode 3 What Is Linear?

February 13, 2020 09:46 - 34 minutes - 27.4 MB

Let's get metaphysical, physical, aggressive, adversarial. Why are all non-corporeal beings so aloof? They literally have no concept of time for pleasantries.