Alex, Chris, Jesse, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. They discuss the improbability of the Habs making the Stanley Cup Final (5:53), Josh breaks down how Montreal defeated Las Vegas (15:22), Hove fires back at Alex's criticism of Marc Bergevin's tenure as general manager and when he drafted Cole Caufield (18:21), and Chris explains why Tampa Bay has to win this Stanley Cup (22:40). The boys talk about how Trae Young's confidence has his Hawks as legitimate title contenders (28:38), the Suns-Clippers WCF (34:03), the Jason Kidd hiring in Dallas prompts a discussion on great players as coaches (35:30), and MLB's 7th no-hitter already (38:31). The crew offer their Qualin Award nominations, including the courageous Carl Nassib (45:10), and the sexual assault allegations against Chicago Blackhawks coach Bradley Aldrich (46:27), and finish the show by playing a round of Start-Bench-Cut centered on late-night talk show hosts (55:17).