Alex, Chris, Jesse, Jon, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. They consider the staggeringly enormous salaries of the richest athletes in the world, and the immorality of these colossal earnings (7:42). The crew talk about LeBron James' comments regarding injuries to NBA All-Stars (29:06), discuss the final four teams remaining in the Stanley Cup playoffs (44:14), and Josh asks Alex a most difficult hypothetical involving three of his favourite athletes (48:41). The squad offer some Qualin Award nominations (51:11), and play two rounds of Start-Bench-Cut focused on NBA point guards in this year's playoffs, and California baseball teams' logos/colour schemes (56:11).