Ten Thousand Posts

I'm Butter Baby

This episode happened by accident. We were supposed to talk about a very powerful poster, but got too carried away with the cold open, that it became the first "Tweets of the week" show.  In this episode, we talk about two kinds of baby - one covered in butter, and one not. And then, we talk about how John Milbank, one of the "Blue Labour" philosophical figureheads, got mad online about t-shirts. We also talk about corpses as property, and whether disavowing necrophiles is actually extremel...

Hack The Planet!

On this week's (very late) episode, we talk about the 90's movie "Hackers" - a vision of what a world where this thing called "the internet" might change society somewhat, and how a group of sexy, crop-topped teenagers who would later go on to work at Google and Palantir, are the only people who can stop it.  We also talk about whether dinosaurs are just big cows, why there's no better form of self care than to let out a long Moo, and we talk about the best poster in the world, Donald Trump...

It's Been Six Days Since You Looked At Me ft. Ryan Broderick (@Broderick)

On this very late edition of the pod, we're joined by Ryan Broderick, who writes the very good (but sadly, Hentai sparse) Garbage Day newsletter, covering all the weird, bizarre and surreal elements of the online hellworld. He also is a co-host of "The Content Mines" podcast. We were meant to talk about Bodybuilders dot com, specifically, a 2008 thread in which lots of beefy himbos are convinced there are only 5 days in a week. But, because we aren't losers who write notes, we instead talk ...

All The Short Kings

Our guest rescheduled, so this was a last-minute episode where we talk about Emma Kennedy's amazing tweet about how a deer spontaneously combusted, and how a CIA agent is the only person who has seen pictures.   We also talk about whether bootleg anime is a form of imperialism, and we discuss the 2017 movie "Downsizing", where everyone becomes a Short King, but somehow society still sucks just as much. Plus, why Ja Rule and Tom Delonge should host a BBC show about UFO spotting. 

WAP stands for Wet Ass Pigs

On this week's episode, Hussein (@hkesvani) and Phoebe (@Phoebe_Rosa_holly) discuss Fred Durst's short-lived podcast, more about how "Short Earth Theory" works, and about the 2019 "30-50 Feral Hogs" tweet – one of the last fully pure posts that could withstand the 2016 discourse machine. 

The Tragedy of Danny Dyer ft. Milo Edwards

This week, we examine Britain's finest actor, Danny Dyer, who, while promoting a movie about a guy with two wives, posted one of the greatest tweets about 9/11. In so doing, he insulted the Taliban so much that there was no Islamic ruling of what could or should be done with him. We also talk about how 9/11 killed Nu Metal, the psychology of Essex, UK Pimp My Ride and why Milo's Michael York voice is a form of gaslighting. 

The Ocean Is Long, But My Wife, She Is Curvy

In this episode we debut Chad Phoebe, who has finally been released from the tin can voice prison and no longer sounds like an angry goose. We talk about Robbie Tripp, the guy who defined the term "wife guy", simply for proclaiming his love for his Curvy Wife - and how that spurned an entire genre of Wife Guys, who simply cannot get over the fact that they have a wife.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2017/08/06/how-a-mans-viral-instagram-ode-to-his-curvy-wife-went-from...

We Hate It Here

On this episode, we talk about one of our favourite Tweeters, Brandy Jensen, who summarised the hell site, and why none of us will ever log off, better than anyone. https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1263850501705170945 As always, we urge you to donate to bail funds and organisations helping people most at risk of impunity by the state. You can donate using the link below: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project   https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-e...

The 9/11 Of Posts

In the inaugural episode of the pod, we talk about the post that truly broke the brain of society. The modern day "War and Peace" but less boring - the Eric Garland "It's Time For Some Game Theory" thread. 

Never Fuck With A Gator

Just Keep On Rowlin' , Baby

In this episode, we talk about what kind of statues we'd make of ourselves so we can immediately get cancelled, the Muslim-Jewish circumcision lobby, and we turn our attention to a once beloved children's author, who simply cannot stop posting.