Tart Talk
17 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingTwo friends (Americans) of 18 years, and of varying fan levels, discuss the newest season of Great British Bake Off-- having no right to do so on grounds of being complete dumbasses.
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Ep. 17 Issa Miso, Car Car aMel
November 11, 2021 06:49 - 58 minutes - 59 MBSeason 12 Episode 7. Caramel Week Hey there bud, hope you're ready for more circular talks about things being chocolatey, and Katelyn and Jenna once again demonstrating differences in sweetness tolerance. If you also did not get the reference to Lizzie's showstopper desert title, then allow Katelyn to badly explain it to you. And we finally say goodbye to a long-time struggler and a first-time bald joke understander. [email protected] @tart.talk on instagram
Ep. 16 Me Podcasts Gone Mental
November 06, 2021 02:07 - 57 minutes - 55.1 MBSeason 12 Episode 6. Pastry Week A couple of sleepy babies talk about pastry week. This is our favorite episode so far! Finally, some savory bakes to really get us jealous we couldn't try them. But before that we discuss our various opinions on salted caramel and what portion we think baklava should come in. [email protected] @tart.talk on instagram
Ep. 15 Let's Keep Things Germane
October 29, 2021 00:53 - 47 minutes - 56.7 MBSeason 12 Episode 5. German Week. Jenna once again demonstrates that she is a fancy soda slut. We are so proud of Amanda this episode! Arguments are had about humid heat vs dry heat and honestly maybe just skip it, it's dumb as hell. Katelyn requests things be cut out and they once again are not! :) Thanks to Brian for all the good, good German pronunciations. Please excuse the background noises, we are doing our best! Just pretend we are in a really quiet restaurant together. tarttalk@outl...
Ep. 14 - Bavarois of You to Assume We Can Pronounce Anything
October 20, 2021 02:28 - 58 minutes - 68.9 MBSeason 12 Episode 4. Dessert Week We are excited for Halloween! SO we talk about that for a bit. Dessert week was kind of a wash but, it was a fun one, with like a rubber duck, and stuff. The Flavor King is back! We promise we don't dislike vegans, it's just hard to be baking vegan. Anyway, cake you for listening! Instagram: tart.talk Email: [email protected]
Ep. 13 - Rye-united and it Focaccia so Gouda
October 11, 2021 03:35 - 55 minutes - 53 MBSeason 12 Episode 3. Bread Week Focaccia, ciabatta, and milk bread! We are pleasantly surprised by a few of the bakers this time. We talk about egg salad, crab anatomy, and consuming olive oil for longevity. Listen to the end to hear Katelyn melting in real time. Instagram: tart.talk Email: [email protected]
Ep. 12 - Bomby Biscuits
October 05, 2021 05:21 - 57 minutes - 48.2 MBSeason 12 Episode 2 SORRY WE TALK SO FAST THIS EPISODE! Mostly Jenna. But being in the same room together will make us talk at normal speed and not podcast recording speed, I guess. ANyway, we talk about irresponsible drinking for a while in this one but also about moonshine pickles, if that helps. Oh and about cookies. Instagram: tart.talk Email: [email protected]
Ep. 11 - Taking the Piss out of Paul
September 27, 2021 16:30 - 67.6 MBSeries 12 Episode 1. We're back! Let's start talking about Series 12 of Great British Bake Off! Cake week! We meet our 12 new contestants who compete to make the best signature mini roll, the most classic technical malt loaf, and a show-stopping, anti-gravity, pro-delicious creation. Also, what did we think about Paul making Jurgen judge his own dessert? Or Paul eating the tiniest amount of cake? Or Paul.. you know what, nevermind. Instagram: tart.talk Email: [email protected]
Ep. 10 - No More Ice Cream
December 02, 2020 18:34 - 85.1 MBSeason 11 Episode 10. We have a special guest! As promised. ANd he came on only to roast us and tell us how much he hates ice cream challenges. Katelyn pulls a real Nicole and laughs at her own joke (that's not even that funny) so much before she even says it out loud. Other talking points include: baking tik toks, what if they had an American week, mr. spoon, hamsters with cucumbers, and Lottie needing her own show. Follow us on Instagram to stay up to date with any future projects we may h...
Ep. 9 - Days Happen and then Horn
November 26, 2020 09:32 - 71.1 MBSeason 11 Episode 9. Every time we mention a horn we must talk for ten plus minutes about whatever we want. We don't make the rules. Stick around to hear about our favorite podcasts that aren't us! Lemony Snicket is mentioned. We continue to lose our minds over caramel for 14 mins straight. If you can guarantee us a peach that is both flavorful, ripe and delicious we will pay you $100 dollars. Time is mentioned but we won't say by who. Also, a lot happens in 4 days regardless of whether nothi...
Ep. 8 - White People Jello
November 17, 2020 05:18 - 44.1 MBSeason 11 Episode 8. Big cheesecake opinions. Obviously. Cheesecake is just cheese and sugar and eggs and we've all eaten that shit and liked it. Sometimes a beer can's whole top opening is a miracle and that time is now. Until disaster strikes, of course. Email us at [email protected]
Ep. 7 - Gold Over My Leafies
November 11, 2020 06:31 - 48.4 MBSeason 11 Episode 7. This is it folks. The show is over. We have reached our limit. To take them away from us in our time of need. For shame. Oh, and also we talk about bad Indian food, apple dumplings, asparagus, mad dogs, pizza rolls and chicken nuggets. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on Instagram @tart.talk
Ep. 6 - It Ain't Cute
November 05, 2020 06:50 - 64 MBSeason 11 Episode 6. The food opinions start coming and they won't stop coming. If you actually like matcha, we are sorry. The first of many cries for the dumb-as-biscuits duo. Here's to menacing trees and nipple heads.
Ep. 5 - Faeries, Gods & Onions
October 26, 2020 01:27 - 71 MBSeason 11 Episode 5. Maybe we were just really sleepy, or maybe we are just really passionate, or maybe Jenna just likes to fight... we'll never know. We geek out over fish shaped pastries, say pasty in our own weird way that's probably very wrong, and just generally hoot and holler about the sugar-butter-flour-eggs we call life.
Ep. 4 - Dick Deflection
October 21, 2020 19:29 - 73.2 MBSeason 11 Episode 4. Chocolate Week. We pronounce more words wrong! Just about all of them. Hope you like hearing people's bad opinions about white chocolate, babkas, the pride flag, and old sesame seeds. If you wanted to hear Mark say brownies and eight again, you're in luck. Is it just me, or are these things getting longer?
Ep. 3 - If It's Not Toast, Then It's Garlic
October 13, 2020 04:16 - 65.3 MBAlternate title: A Tale of 2 Babes (Over 2 Days). We talk about BAGELS! A lot more than we should probably. Try to keep up with this especially chaotic epsiode as it is cut together right under your feet.. er, ears. Did someone say robot limerick? Previous predictions come to fruition and turns out... Linda is pretty cool?
Ep. 2 - We Were Smart Once, But That Was Donkeys Ago
October 07, 2020 14:52 - 59.3 MBThings are warming up! Slowly. Because macaroons take forever to bake. Find out what we really feel about toast in this episode. Really find out. Lottie continues to captures our hearts (and souls?). Bid us our final Ayyy Mak-a-Rena and see our predictions for who will survive next week.
Ep. 1 - Of Bibimbap and Battenbergs
September 29, 2020 18:45 - 55.8 MBWe meet the contestants of the newest season of The Great British Bake Off. Who are our favorites? We talk about the best bakes and all the flops as well as: How do you pronounce bibimbap? what is frangipane? can you really buy it at Aldi, and more importantly, should you? and what does homosexual actually mean?