Tardy to the Party

Tardy to the Party 233: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about the 1990 smash hit, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Why isn't April reporting on the police favors her boss is taking? What is a crumpet? How did they make Danny so unlikable? Does no one in New York really not notice dozens of Ninjas in the middle of the day running around willy nilly? Find out on this week's Tardy to the the party!

Tardy to the Party 229: Disney through the decades 005

We're back to working our way through the Disney through the decades category on Disney Plus. The 6 shorts on blast this week are Donald's Golf Game, Mickey's Trailer, Boat Builders, Ferdinand the Bull Beach Picnic and Hockey Champ!

Tardy to the Party 231: Joe vs the Volcano

This week Bill and Daniel talk about one of Bill's favorite movies, Joe vs the Volcano! Is it as underrated as Bill thinks it is? What's up with that shark head? Why spend so little time on the island? What exactly is a brain cloud? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 230: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (DTTD005)

Bill and Daniel return for part 5 of Disney Through the Decades on the Disney + Service! This time to talk about Snow White! Is it as boring as they thought it might be? Will Disney ever learn to draw hands? Is Dopey funny as an adult? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 229: Disney through the decades 004

Bill and Daniel sit down for another week of talking about Disney through the decades on the Disney+ service! This time they're discussing Toby Tortoise returns, Magician Mickey, Hawaiian Holiday, Clock Cleaners, The old mill and the Lonesome ghosts Can Donald being a huge dick save the boredom that are early Disney Shorts? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 228: Disney through the decades 003

Bill and Daniel tackle the third session of talking about Disney shorts on the Disney Plus service! This week they talk about The Golden Touch, The Band Concert, Three Little Wolves, Three Blind Mouseketeers, Mickey's Rival and Mickey Mouse Through the Mirror! Are things picking up? Can Donald save us from the doldrums? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 227: Willow

This Week Bill and Daniel are sitting down to talk about Willow! How many times can Bill compare it to Star Wars? Just how well can a terrible dummy sled down a mountain? Are the Brownies worth the effort of blue screening them in scenes? Why is Burglekutt sweating so much? Find out on this week's episode of Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 226: Disney through the decades 002

This week Bill and Daniel tackle their second set of shorts in the Disney through the Decades on Disney plus! This time they talk about the Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, the Grasshopper and the Ants, the Goddess of Spring, the Wise little Hen and the Tortoise and the Hare! Can they stay awake? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 225: Josie and the Pussycats

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about the 2001 smash flop, Josie and the Pussycats. Why doesn't anyone wear a bra? Is that why Bill loves this movie so much? THAT'S the hottest guy in Riverdale? How far back in time would you have to go to meet Snoopy? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 224: Disney through the decades 001

On this episode Bill and Daniel start going though all of Disney Plus chronologically! This week they watch the first six shorts on the service! Steamboat Willie, Santa's Workshop, Babes in the Woods, Flowers and the Trees, The Pied Piper and Ye Olden Days Can they find anything worth saying that hasn't been said before? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!  

Tardy to the Party 223: Billy Madison

This week Bill and Daniel visit Billy Madison, to see if Adam Sandler was good before uncut gems! What was wrong with people in the 90s? What's with that 3rd act? Who do you get when Wayne Knight is busy? Why would Eric agree to the final competition if he already won? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 222: The Great Muppet Caper

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about one of their childhood favorites, The Great Muppet Caper! Who was the lucky dog that got to throw the full body Muppets around? Is Fozzie and Kermit's dad the most horrifying Muppet ever? Why are there so many shots of Miss Piggy's legs in this thing? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 221: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

On this another Christmas, Bill and Daniel watch another beloved Christmas movie. Will they understand why it's so beloved? Which Grandparents are which? Why was Chevy Chase allowed to be cast in anything? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 220: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Bill and Daniel spend this week being baffled by the 2000 version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Why is everything so ugly? Why are the Whos such assholes? Why is this movie so horny? Why is the movie so long? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 219: Scrooged

This week Bill and Daniel talk about another adaption of a Christmas Carol, Scrooged! Is it possible for Bill Murray to play evil? Can you put Bobcat Goldthwait in your 80's movie and have him not be Bobcat? How fast can you get through Ghost of Christmas Future? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 218: Disney's a Christmas Carol (2009)

This week Bill and Daniel tackle another CGI Christmas dumpster fire! It's Disney's a Christmas Carol!Why did they think a second run at CGI Xmas would work? Is this thing supposed to be magical or gritty? Why did they have to give Scrooge hairs on the tip of his nose? Why so many Scrooge up skirt shots? Is that candle man going to molest us? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 217: Disney +

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about Disney +! Find out which projects they'd like to do and which ones they'd like to avoid! What on earth is the Apple Dumple Gumpling? How did Disney put out so much garbage every decade? Who was naming these movies? Fuzzbucket? This week on Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 216: Duck Soup

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the comedy classic Duck Soup! Is it really the best Marx Brothers movie? Is Harpo still Harpo if he doesn't play the harp? Is Zeppo given anything to do? Where's the rest of the ending? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 215: Over the Garden Wall

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the Cartoon Network show Over the Garden wall! What is the best Rock fact? Are the turtles evil? Jason Funderburker? Will our Turts be burgled? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 214: House(Hausu 1977)

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the Japanese Horror movie House from 1977! Is this the worst blue screen ever put to film? Was Mr. Togo just a big creep? Death by pillows? Is the best meat in the rump? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

TTTP213 bonus: Bewitched Bunny

Bill and Daniel use Halloween to talk about a cartoon with a witch. Although really, it's just so they can say Hansel a bunch. So find out what makes this cartoon so great on this bonus episode!

Tardy to the Party 213: NES Horror games

This week Bill and Daniel are gonna talk about some NES horror games they played, or tried to play, or looked at from a distance! Can an NES game be scary? How much Fester's Quest can one person take? Can you use a NES adventure game's interface in 2019? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 212: Night of the Demons

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the 1988 horror film Night of the Demons! How are these teens so old? How can there be so much nudity and still be so dull? Do you have to have a jump scare in every scene? How do you eat a bowl of fuck? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 211: Return of the Living Dead

Tardy to the Party 210: Halloween III Season of the Witch

This week Bill and Daniel watch one of Bill's favorite Halloween movies, Halloween III Season of the Witch! Why is that doctor always drinking? Why do all the ladies seem into him? Why are those robots so lame? What's up with that man covered in white out? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 209: Gremlins 2 The New Batch

This week Bill and Daniel talk about Gremlins 2: The new batch! Will Bill be disappointed with it again? Why don't they make puppets this good anymore? Would that pod have made a pod person gremlin? What's the CEO of Pastamania doing in this movie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 208: Con Air

This week Bill and Daniel are going to talk about the cheesepalooza that is Con Air! Who told them that hair cut was okay? How is everybody in law enforcement in this movie so dumb? Why were they weapons in the bottom of the plane? How do pal trees explode? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 207: Alice in Wonderland (1985)

This week Daniel and Bill talk about the mistake that is the sad movie star filled, cheap as free, made for TV movie from 1985, Alice in Wonderland! Why are the costumes so bad? Were these people still famous by 1985? Why would anyone willingly watch this garbage? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 206: Beverly Hills Cop

This week Bill and Daniel watch the first Beverly Hills cop movie! Did they forget to write jokes for Eddie Murphy? Why is everything in Beverly Hills so WACKY? Why does an art dealer need so many bodyguards? Who leaves a fridge hanging open? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 205: The Phantom Tollbooth

This week Bill and Daniel look at the Chuck Jones adaption of The Phantom Tollbooth! Does it keep any of the humor Chuck had in the 50s? What's the point of the Humbug? Was this just a way for Chuck Jones' friends to get a paycheck? Can Daniel's computer last the whole episode? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 204: Mothra vs. Godzilla

On this Week's Tardy to the Party, Bill and Daniel watch Mothra Vs. Godzilla! How long do we have to watch the boring humans before monsters show up? Why isn't the government interested in the slightest in the monster egg? Why are reporters the only ones that can do anything? Is Godzilla's weakness his two left feet? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 203: Star Trek - The Cage

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about the pilot episode of Star Trek! The Cage! Is it any good without Kirk? Why don't the aliens just make the illusion Pike escaped the planet? Why do their heads look like assticals? Why is that hillbilly in a castle? Why so sexist? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 202: UHF

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about one of Bill’s favorite films! UHF! Can you watch this movie for the first time in 2019 and have a good time? Is it a crime to waste Billy Barty? Is Stanley the only thing worth watching on channel 62? How long can one bit last? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 201: Riki-Oh(The Story of Ricky)

This week Bill and Daniel are joined by a special guest to talk about the martial arts masterpiece Riki-Oh! Just how much fake blood was used? Who's reasonable for those dummies? Did Riki have an actual agenda while in prison? What's the best way to deal with severed tendons? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 200: The 200th one.

It's the 200th episode of Tardy to the Party! What have we learned? What are our favorite and least favorite things? What does the future hold for Triple T to the P? Find out on this Weeks Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 199: Toy Story

This week Bill and Daniel talk about how Bill somehow managed to miss seeing Toy Story before now! Why is Woody such a prick? Why is everyone blinking like that? What kind of a toy starts fires? What's the best IMDB trivia on this movie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 198: Invasion of the Body Snatchers

This week we're talking about the 1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers! How the hell does the snatching work? Why kind of pills did he shove in that boy's mouth? Why didn't they question how the dead body wound up in a hay stack? Why can't anyone say the word divorce? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 197: Forbidden Planet

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the big budget science fiction movie Forbidden Planet! Why won't anyone remember the unseen monster warnings? Why are her skirts so short? Who names a robot Robby? Why is everyone so horny? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 196: What we do in the Shadows

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about the New Zealand documentary What we do in the Shadows! Who knew Vampires were so not cool? What makes a vampire look more like a monster than a human? Who will do those dishes? Is there actually such a thing as Swearwolves? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 195: The Rockafire Explosion

This week Bill wanted to talk about the documentary The Rockafire Explosion! How did anyone become obsessed with this things? What's up with that one guy that looks weird? How can you enjoy the band when you never stop screaming? Hey, what's up with that random clown? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 194: The Adventures of Mark Twain

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about the fever dream The Adventures of Mark Twain! Is this movie for children? How many Mark Twain quotes can they cram in? Why does Adam's face look like that? How many diversions can one movie have? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 193: Iron Man 3

This week Bill decided to skip right over Iron Man 2 and watch Iron Man 3! Why doesn't Tony use any of his other of dozen suits? Why do people explode sometimes but sometimes not? Where are the other heroes? Does that really matter? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Tardy to the Party 192: Darby O'Gill and the Little People

This week it's about Darby O'Gill and the Little People!

Tardy to the Party 191: The Rocketeer

This week it's all about the Rocketeer!

Tardy to the Party 190: The Lady Killers

This week it's 1955's The Lady Killers!

Tardy to the Party 189: Masters of the Universe

Closing out Awful April with Masters of the Universe! 

Tardy to the Party 188: Caravan of Courage, an Ewok Adventure

It's still Awful April and it's time for another bad Star Wars Movie!

Tardy to the Party 187: Double Down

Oh no. It's Double Down.

Tardy to the Party 186: Addams Family Reunion

It's awful April! This is pretty awful.

Tardy to the Party 185: Disneyland, USA

All about the documentary? Disneyland USA!