Tales from Saint Paul’s Unseen Dimension

Announcement for a canceled show

August 11, 2022 04:25 - 2 minutes - 1.01 MB

I had a plan to do a show on remote viewing but tonight I got sidetracked with a dog that is sick, and a vehicle that has robbed me of my time to prepare so, I will be doing a show on Saturday and Sunday in order to make up for a lack of show tonight. Thanks for understanding.

My Major Paradigm Shift, And, How To Be Abducted By Aliens.

August 08, 2022 05:25 - 54 minutes - 50.6 MB

I talk about a life change that has altered my perceptions of reality, and beating depression, for the first segment. I don’t get into the specifics but will later on after I know it sticks with me. The second and third segments are about how RH blood type people are more likely to be abducted by aliens, and I talk about a couple of encounters, and share thoughts on what really makes a human attractive to an alien abductor. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to ma...

The Death Of A Family, And, The Death Of A Story I Believed In.

August 04, 2022 06:51 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

I talk about the death of an entire family who went hiking in California last August, and the latest updates on that, and after I finished the second segment I looked up what was going on with the Todd Sees case, and to my surprise, I find out that Butch Witkowski was never a detective, and the entire Sees Story was a fabrication. So I talk about the unraveling of my belief in that, and how utterly jaw dropping that was, considering it happened as I was doing the show. I drop a few F-words he...

Randonautica, Craiyon, And The Experiment

August 01, 2022 04:24 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

I talk about three Randonautica experiments that were marginal, and CRAIYON.COM where I had some interesting results playing around with their AI art program. Go to www.theunseendimension.com to follow along and see the pictures. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Episode 0

July 28, 2022 00:26 - 45 minutes - 42.2 MB

I am restarting the show from the ground up. A new direct statement on the show, its intellectual property, my personal life, my professional life, how to engage me, and most important, how the show is going to proceed from here on out. This is a boundary setting show where I lay out the terms of where the show is going, and just what I as a person am willing to put up with from those who have decided to resurface with ill intent. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest wa...

A short announcement

July 20, 2022 22:10 - 4 minutes - 1.93 MB

Today I am taking a break from the show until I have something substantial to talk about. This is a short announcement and not a full episode.

Long lost friends, and randochicken

July 18, 2022 04:43 - 40 minutes - 19.3 MB

I talk about how the universe repaid my trolling an article on the internet, my haunted house, the randochicken, and plans to move forward as a person

Belated Birthdays, and Comedy

July 12, 2022 17:07 - 39 minutes - 18.6 MB

Today I take a break from the paranormal, the political and do a show about missing my brother’s birthday, the origins of comedy, and how to have fun doing comedy when nobody expects it. Telling jokes, making people laugh are akin to being able to do magic. So I talk about comedy as a change that was needed.

4th Of July 2022

July 04, 2022 06:19 - 39 minutes - 18.6 MB

If you have any patriotism for this country and are afraid to express it, feel free to listen here because We Americans are exceptional people and no need to apologize for what you are. While some people are ashamed to be American, I tell them politely to be quiet, this holiday is not for them. The first 10 minutes or so is devoted to why you should celebrate this day, and the rest is about the ghost activity in my house. Not overly exciting but if there’s an audio engineer who listens and fi...

Monday June 20th, 2022

June 21, 2022 02:55 - 43 minutes - 20.3 MB

Are you one of the vaccinated? Because if you are, you too might be abducted by aliens and finally get to know what that’s really like. I talk about how the nano technology looks a lot like the stuff I saw in another video, and where it might go from there, having had a couple days to fully digest a concept I had while trying to explain the stuff I saw on a Stew Peters video. It devolves into how we as humans should be nicer to each other, and then I talk about the latest Marvel Movie Morbius.

China, Covid, and Clots

June 18, 2022 04:49 - 47 minutes - 22.4 MB

I talk about China getting signals from Aliens, discuss the findings of Stew Peters and the clotting problems caused by self assembling nano particles, and how they are similar to alien implant technology. I also ramble on about steroids, family and how my alien hybrid offspring are doing.

Brother Run Fast

June 13, 2022 05:49 - 45 minutes - 21.8 MB

I talk about current events and how eventually we are all going to end up as some alien’s Lunchables. Except me. I’m made of the stuff that will give them the shits.

6102022

June 11, 2022 04:14 - 32 minutes - 15.3 MB

I was wrong about China invading Taiwan. Sorry. I talk about alien abduction, absent fathers, the problems in America, and how good it feels to not have to worry about how your alien hybrid children are going to turn out.

Memorial Day

May 31, 2022 04:31 - 3 minutes - 1.57 MB

This is a place holder more or less for the Wednesday show as I did not have much to talk about and have absolutely no intellectual or emotional budget to do the show. It’s a lot of stuff on the plate and not enough of me to make it all go away.

Heat Advisory In Effect.

May 29, 2022 06:17 - 49 minutes - 23.4 MB

When you have two intact dogs, and they want to have sex, you have to have a zero tolerance policy on the two of them ever leaving your sight. I talk about this, and a few other things including the missing podcast from the other day which I took down due to a sound problem and profanity. Not that tonight’s show is perfect but I can say that I use the F word a lot less and bring up things like being captured by Female Bigfoot, and alien hybrid children that I may or may not have fathered over...

Another Mass Shooting, And Another Bunch Of Lies

May 25, 2022 16:37 - 43 minutes - 20.8 MB

I spent a day waiting for the details of this shooting to come out and I am more confused as to why nobody is asking the right questions or telling the whole truth about what really went on with this kid who at 18, threw his life away, after dropping 5 grand on guns and body armor. If I was going to throw my life away on a budget, I can think of much better ways to go out, than to hurt a bunch of people. I ask a lot of uncomfortable questions and I am truly upset about this event. I use the F...

A few notes from the Remote Viewing Frontier

May 21, 2022 06:33 - 39 minutes - 18.6 MB

I talk about getting into the right head space for remote viewing, and more or less what kinds of energies that seem to flow around us. There’s some other nuggets of information in there too.

Signs and Omens

May 20, 2022 05:57 - 38 minutes - 18 MB

This episode has a few things in it that will either be of interest or bore you to tears. That being said I cover a lot of ground where the subconscious mind is at work, and whether or not one should pay attention to those “feelings” we get from time to time. I also talk about the symbols and signs of 11:11 and other numbers as well as the cardinal that seems to be a fixture outside my window. I finish out the show with a recommendation to be kinder to people because things are going to get v...

UFO Discosure On Crapitol Hill.

May 18, 2022 05:41 - 48 minutes - 23 MB

I distill down all the bullshit from the farce that is the great exalted hearing on the UFO / UAP thing we are currently being subjected to. If you haven’t heard me rant about this before, or are new to the show, this would be a great episode to jump on board. If you have already heard my nonsense before, well, listen to it again and tell your friends how opinionated and how much of a know it all prick I am. All kidding aside though, if you honestly believe your government is going to tell yo...

Sunday Blood Moon Sunday

May 16, 2022 05:50 - 53 minutes - 25.4 MB

In this latest installment of my battle with sanity and ADHD, I wander from the topic of Alien Civilizations, Alien Abduction, Shopping at Target, Luring the paranormal out of the shadows with the promise of ice cream, and of course, why we feel so alone in the universe. While some of this may make sense, it will be a challenge for those of the uninitiated to get through all 53 minutes of this podcast without questioning why it is they abuse themselves. Enjoy!

Saturday distraction

May 15, 2022 05:27 - 38 minutes - 18.1 MB

I wander from topic to topic, eventually stopping on reptilian shape shifters

Friday the 13th…

May 14, 2022 05:04 - 47 minutes - 22.3 MB

I go off the deep end and say that the JFK assassination has something in common with Roswell. I could be wrong, but hey, it’s just a conspiracy theory. I also make fun of how hard it is to get a space ship off the ground with me being tractor beamed out of my house. This is one of those stream of consciousness episodes where you never really know where it is going, but if you shut it off, you’ll never know how weird it will get. I think Sunday’s episode I will just make up a bunch of stuff a...

Wednesday’s Aftermath

May 12, 2022 04:49 - 35 minutes - 16.6 MB

A quiet mind and a quiet brain. Nothing quite like it. Been quite a boring day and I talk about a time traveler’s bullshit story about America and how after seeing this nonsense I am now going to resume doing remote Viewing, and make some honest to God real predictions for people to laugh at and make fun of. But seriously, some people need to stop bullshitting around with the whole phony time travel nonsense.

Drunk Teeth Are Happy Teeth

May 11, 2022 05:06 - 53 minutes - 25.6 MB

I am currently dealing with an angry tooth and the fastest way to solve that problem is with alcohol. This podcast talks about the latest UFO bullshit from our government, Customer Service at Dick Blick’s, Politics, and the virtues of alcohol solving speech impediments and other things. This episode is full of profanity and is NOT politically correct. Not even close so listen at your own risk.

Earthlings Are Easy

May 09, 2022 06:46 - 42 minutes - 20 MB

I talk about how NASA has sent naked photos of me into space, how aliens love people from trailer parks, and why I have never been abducted by Bigfoot, plus a little bit of current events and other nonsense.

Ghosts and Apparitions

May 05, 2022 06:25 - 49 minutes - 23.6 MB

Not really so much about ghosts but about memories of trauma, and how to laugh about things even when you shouldn’t. I make fun of a lot of people, and myself in the process while recounting things that I wish I could drink away. There will be offensive stuff to some, and probably a lot of you who listen will be like “Well that explains that.”

Sundays are made for idiocy.

May 02, 2022 05:00 - 31 minutes - 14.9 MB

I give my honest assessment of my take on Ukraine, some insights as to how mental illness has taken over the world, and of course, pet news. I do take a moment to make fun of some people who deserve it, but then again, if you can’t make fun of yourself, make fun of other people. This is a podcast with no agenda so it could be a meandering stream of consciousness. Thankfully it’s short so you only have to endure a half hour. You are still listening to the least listened to podcast on the inter...

Thank God It’s Friday

April 30, 2022 04:42 - 47 minutes - 22.3 MB

Well I did an impromptu show and honesty I could have done a lot better at being funny and at the same time there are things in this podcast that nobody should ever know about my behaviors during the pandemic. No, I’m not sorry and if you are listening to this podcast, you brought that on yourself. This is a definitely not safe for work episode as I cover politics, A tiny bit of news, and how to properly test your immune system and make sure it’s working.

An asteroid is coming to kill us, and other uplifting stories about aliens.

April 28, 2022 04:49 - 54 minutes - 25.8 MB

From the Ouamuamua asteroid to life being deposited by interstellar rocks, I talk about how some people are thinking we could be aliens ourselves, and that possibly our entire universe could be created by aliens as an experiment. This chat devolves into whether or not Walton Goggins could have been Anakin Skywalker. There’s more after I go off the rails, including a new Bourbon recommendation. But hey, after my sermonizing, who doesn’t need a drink? Am I Right????

A slow descent into human tragedy

April 25, 2022 05:54 - 56 minutes - 26.4 MB

I start the show with an uplifting story about a dog, saving a baby otter, right here in Minnesota, and it devolves from there to making fun of the great tragedies created by human loneliness and religion. This is one where I more or less just read a few articles that I thought were of interest, add some insights and commentary and hopefully do a good job of presenting them in a way that make you as a listener feel better about going to work to your job the next day, knowing that you aren’t i...

Shenanigans And Goings On.

April 21, 2022 06:10 - 45 minutes - 42.5 MB

While looking at the analytics on my podcast, and seeing that my audience quintupled in size from being full of shit, I thought I would make some more outrageous claims and make some jokes about the dull, boring and omnipressant life I live here in Saint Paul. I make a lot of jokes and of course, caveat all of them with honesty. Because I’d much rather have honest laughter than phony attention seeking behavior. Still unmonetized, and still the least listened to podcast on the entire internet....

Easter… what a day

April 18, 2022 04:50 - 37 minutes - 17.7 MB

I talk about phony threats, and other nonsense people do to get attention. It is why you should not trust popular people or their podcasts. Especially mine.

It’s 3:00 AM…

April 10, 2022 09:40 - 34 minutes - 16.1 MB

I was awakened for the second night in a row at 3:00 AM thanks to a horrifying nightmare. I talk about the paranormal for a bit, then catch things up with articles about the afterlife and potential UFO sightings.

Monkey Madness, Huggy Wuggy, and The government You can’t Trust.

April 07, 2022 06:08 - 37 minutes - 17.3 MB

I open the show with a public service announcement, that a monkey was stolen in Maplewood, which devolves into monkey madness. I then talk about Huggy Wuggy, demonic possession, and then drift into the stunning bullshit laden 1500 page report on Aliens that just came out.

Shortest Episode To Date.

April 04, 2022 04:51 - 6 minutes - 3.36 MB

While I can go on and talk about nothing for an hour, I would rather not waste your time and just give a quick update. 7 minutes of seriousness, with a few jokes in the mix. That said, wait til later in the week when I unveil a project or two on the websites, and have more to say. Thanks for listening.

Beware The Ides Of March

April 01, 2022 04:58 - 44 minutes - 20.9 MB

I talk about my trip to the DMV, Cake, Fat Shaming, Aliens, and how scientists need to quit sending porn to aliens. Not really, but if you are going to have a birthday, at least have fun with it.

Random musings on pillars of light in the sky, and other wonders.

March 30, 2022 05:13 - 33 minutes - 15.8 MB

I start the podcast with an actual bizarre somewhat paranormal event and then devolve into other topics, and explain how it was I ate three dog treats before discovering they were actually not cookies.

Saint Patrick’s Day.

March 18, 2022 06:02 - 39 minutes - 18.7 MB

Today after a somewhat long hiatus, have come back on Saint Patrick’s Day to talk about the last few weeks I have been off, and why today of all days I am avoiding politics.

Welcome to the circus

February 25, 2022 06:04 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MB

After seeing the new rules from Anchor, it is looking like I will be leaving this platform.

The cautionary tale of free thinking

February 17, 2022 07:41 - 53 minutes - 25.3 MB

When you decide that it is a great idea to ramble on from topic to topic, with no plan whatsoever. Enjoy

Notes From The Cyberpunk / Transhumanist Frontier

February 07, 2022 05:21 - 57 minutes - 53.3 MB

I give a short intro on the perils of trying to pipe in your own music and how I hope to have that issue resolved. I then talk about Transhumanism, and whether or not we live in a simulation ala the Matrix. I then go on about how we could have a whole lot of fun if it were truly just a simulation, but more importantly how good we could have it if we played Cooperative as opposed to PVP.

Ground Hog Day?

February 03, 2022 06:51 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

Well it's ground hog day and I have a batch of random nonsense I talk about. Atlantis, Havana Syndrome, Monkeys, and time displacement. Yeah it's the same kind of crazy you've come to expect so enjoy!

All The Good Things

January 28, 2022 05:13 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

I talk about the good things that happened today, and why it is important to pay attention to those people in your life who are suffering. I talk about universal balance, good and bad and how sometimes the little things that go your way, lead to the biggest wins in life. Nothing really paranormal, or really all that funny, just a slice of the life I had today. Also, not preachy, negative, or mean spirited, because I finally let something go today that I needed to. Good Bye Jeep Cherokee... Y...

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