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Studio Rejects 157: Will's Scream Reboot and JONES

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects...sorry, let me start again: This YEAR on Studio Rejects, we're reading and discussing the Scream script Will wrote! We get into a genuinely fun, interesting conversation about why certain decisions were made. Also we read Will's gritty, r-rated script for JONES, an Indiana Jones reboot inspired by the success of LOGAN! [email protected]!

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Studio Rejects 156: X-Men 1994 Part 3

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, Marvel's famous franchise of "Magical Forrest Gumps" almost got off to a rocky fucking start in 1994. What the fuck is this movie about? Was this written by an actual human? [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 155: X-Men 1994 Part 2

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, a new era has begun. It's the age of the mutant! This month, it's a REAL script, which, if it had been produced, might have ushered in the age of the Marvel Movie half a decade earlier!  So why wasn't it made? Lets find out! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 154: X-Men 1994 Part 1

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, a new era has begun. It's the age of the mutant! This month, it's a REAL script, which, if it had been produced, might have ushered in the age of the Marvel Movie half a decade earlier!  So why wasn't it made? Lets find out! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 153: Digimon Part 4 - THE END!

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, it's over, it's finally over. Yeah, sure, you might think I'm referring to Donald-Trumptismon's reign of terror, but you might also note that this brings the Digimon chapter of #StudioRejects to a close. Wonderful news. Wonderful script, but holy shit, it's over! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 152: Digimon Part 3

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, we actually did our homework and we watched Digimon! As I sit here writing these show notes I can honestly say I don't remember much. I remember trying to put Pokemon on, but Bobby said no. He is my boss. At least he liked the song I sang in this episode! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 151: Digimon Part 2

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, it somehow got LESS clear what the hell a Digi-man is. Hope you like Danny DeVito! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 150: Digimon Part 1

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! WATCH this episode on YouTube! This week on #StudioRejects, UH Jocke Pokee Johansson is back with another full film script packed with weird jokes and Will & Bobby cameos! It's a Digimon script! Huh? [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 149: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 6 - THE END

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, a winner is finally crowned in the eternal battle of Batman vs. Superman. Aaaand the winner is: Will and Bobby. Because we're burying this fucking thing. This week on the show, the shocking twist is that this script and the movie in theaters right now (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice), are damn-near twins. Maybe this concept was always doomed. [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 148: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 5

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, Batman and Superman have finally defeated us. This movie sucks and it's a good thing they didn't make it back in 2002, because no one wants to see a live action cartoon. Just ask Batman & Robin! And Son of the Mask! At least The Clown Prince of Crime is back? Next time, we dust ourselves off and get our revenge. Next week on Studio Rejects: we bury Batman and Superman. [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 147: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 4

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, we're here for a rare Saturday episode so that we can chip away at a little more of 2002's failed Batman/Superman movie!  This week we're debating whether this movie is supposed to be a sequel to Batman & Robin or not, and then we get attacked by killer toys, which really hammered home the fact that we're thinking too hard! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 146: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 3

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, Batman blames Superman for the death of his wife, and it doesn't make any goddamn sense! Also, we contrast and compare Captain America: Civil War's latest trailer with everything we've seen of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice so far! Holy crap, one is CLEARLY way better than the other! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 145: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 2

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! On an audio-challenged episode of #StudioRejects, we're cutting our losses and putting the flawed half of yesterday's episode online! Jay Leno and Nick Cage are Batman and Superman, and they sound like they're speaking through megaphones! Seriously, I hope some of you are able to stomach the audio in this episode. It was either this or nothing, and I figured some of you might be able to get past the quality of the audio to enjoy the quality of...

Studio Rejects 144: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 1

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! On a slightly abridged #StudioRejects, we're reading one of the original versions of this month's upcoming DC movie Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice! This is the REAL BVS script written back in 2002! Will it give hints as to what we can expect from the Ben Affleck/Henry Cavill brawler!? PROBABLY NOT! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 143: Deadpool Part 1

STUDIO REJECTS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TALKBOMB! This week on #StudioRejects, get ready to laugh! DID YOU MISS US! WHO'S READY TO LAUGH! *Fart noise* Time for Deadpool! Oh my god, I'm so scared to see the movie...What if I die of laughter!? [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 142: Fan Fic Free-For-All!

Click HERE to WATCH this episode! This week on #StudioRejects, holy crap, we have found the holy grail of fan fic, but it was WAY easier to find than the ACTUAL holy grail! FanFiction.net! Watch and listen as Will and Bobby force Batman to meet The Mask! Force Disney characters to meet Hellraiser characters! It's fucking stupid! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 141: Evil Dead: The Redder the Better

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, Ash is sent to WWII for some reason! Don't worry about it, it doesn't matter! That's right, this week we're double dipping and getting MORE Evil Dead fanfic! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 140: The Evil Dead Fan Fic

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! OR CLICK HERE TO WATCH! This week on #StudioRejects, Will and Bobby use The Force to fire photon things at this Star Wars script to blow it up and destroy it! Also Luke does that to the Death Star Also all his friends die Also it take sooooo long [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 139: Star Wars Part 4 - THE END

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! Or, for the first time ever, WATCH us on YouTube! Every face, every changed line, visible for the first time! This week on #StudioRejects, Will and Bobby use The Force to fire photon things at this Star Wars script to blow it up and destroy it! Also Luke does that to the Death Star Also all his friends die Also it take sooooo long [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 138: Star Wars Part 3

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, Will is sneaking around in a car just like our heroes are sneaking around the death star! Han and Luke mount their daring escape of Princess Leia, and Old Ben (who's only 30) faces off against his nemesis: DARK WARLOCK! This is stupid. [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 137: Star Wars Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, Han Solo is just a young boy! TURN THESE LIGHTS OFF! WHY ARE ALL THESE DAMN LIGHTS ON!? [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 136: Star Wars Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! On a brand new #StudioRejects, we're travelling to a galaxy far, far away by reading one of George Lucas' original scripts for #StarWars!! Luke Skywalker? Try Luke Starkiller!! And Darth Vader threatens to call Leia's father! Because Vader is NOT her father! Come on an adventure with us! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 135: The Matrix 4 Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! Studio Rejects is back and we're jacking into The Matrix with PD Wood's awesome fan script Matrix Resurrected! This week it's only gotten wackier! But Bobby and I have trained for this episode by watching the whole trilogy! We're kings of continuity! Warriors of shit that doesn't matter! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 134: The Matrix 4 Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM!   Studio Rejects is back and we're jacking into The Matrix with PD Wood's awesome fan script Matrix Resurrected! [email protected]!

Studio Rejects 133: The Texas Chainsaw Conclusion Part 4 - THE END

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, it's time to put the chainsaw down! Will and Bobby have made it to the podcast convention, but so have Chop Top and Leatherface! Will a bloodbath ensue? If so, will our favorite maniacs get away with their heinous crime!? We want to once again thank UH Jocke Pokkee Johannsson for his amazing work on this script, and we want to wish you guys a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! [email protected]! @TalkBomb! @Bobb...

IllumiNaughty: Night of the Twisted Men

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Kristen Rogers-Anderson has always had an interest in the world of the supernatural, and she's decided she'd like to conduct an investigation. Aided reluctantly by her friends Will & Bobby, Kristen goes looking for trouble. And trouble finds her. What started as a fun examination of the paranormal quickly turns into a dark investigation of a serial killing that might be a demonic ritual. It's TalkBomb's Halloween Special! Turn off the lights, close your eyes, and enjoy! ...

Studio Rejects 132: The Texas Chainsaw Conclusion Part 3

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: TALKBOMB.COM! This week on #StudioRejects we put on a new leather face and a new network name: TALKBOMB! Oh, also we're tossing giant gross sacks of meat all over the table in part 3 of this Texas Chainsaw fan script! It's getting eeeeeeven weirder somehow! Prepare yourself! [email protected]! @TalkBomb! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000! DONATE! Facebook! Instagram! iTunes! Stitcher! Soundcloud! YouTube!

Studio Rejects 131: The Texas Chainsaw Conclusion Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're back with Part 2 of the Texas Chainsaw Conclusion, and holy shit, I didn't know this was possible, but our voices have gotten even worse! [email protected]! @WB2045! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000! DONATE! Facebook! Instagram! iTunes! Stitcher! Soundcloud! YouTube!

Studio Rejects 130: The Texas Chainsaw Conclusion Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're finishing the end of the month with the end of movie news! Well...movie news on the main stream, I should say. After next week, the only place you'll be able to hear Will and Bobby talk about the hot movie gossip is Patreon! But you'll hear more about that on the show, alongside a review of Doctor Who and some grim predictions about the upcoming fox show Scream Queens! Barf! [email protected]! ...

Studio Rejects 129: Doctor Who-Dat?

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're finishing the end of the month with the end of movie news! Well...movie news on the main stream, I should say. After next week, the only place you'll be able to hear Will and Bobby talk about the hot movie gossip is Patreon! But you'll hear more about that on the show, alongside a review of Doctor Who and some grim predictions about the upcoming fox show Scream Queens! Barf! [email protected]! ...

Studio Rejects 128: Scream 5 Again Part 4 - THE END

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're back, and we're celebrating the legacy of Wes Craven (RIP) by finishing the #Scream5 fanfic we started a month ago! Before we dig into the script, however, we bury the #MTVScream series, and oddly enough, we reboot the Fantastic Four film series to turn it into a fucked up body horror! But then, yes, we get back to the script, and we fucking finish it! And oh my god, if you thought parts 1, 2, and 3 we...

Studio Rejects 127: Scream 5 Again Part 3

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're discussing the original closer to the Scream franchise: Scream 3, and talking about Screams place in the pantheon of horror (with comments indirectly coming from Quentin Tarantino), as well as it's connections to other horror films like Halloween and It Follows. And once all THAT is out of the way, we struggle to read some of the fucking impossible sentences in this fan script. At one point someone get...

Studio Rejects 126: Scream 5 Again Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're diving back into the slasher-obsessed and grammer-intolerant world of this Scream 5 fan fic! This week on the show, SPOILERS for #MTVScream! Also a surprising secret about #SpyKids revealed! Oh, and then we struggle to understand what the writer wants to say for a while. It's rrrrooooouuuuuggggghhhhhh. And amazing! [email protected]! @WB2045! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000! DONATE! Facebo...

Studio Rejects 125: #MTVScream

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're kind-of/sort-of pulling a no show! NOW HOLD ON: Both of your fearless hosts have been through a lot this week, so instead of giving you what has become the norm on #StudioRejects (1.5 hours!!!), instead we're just taking it easy this week. 20 minutes. OKAY? 20 minutes! Of solid analysis of the transition horror franchises make when moving to television, and more specifically, this is part one of the...

Studio Rejects 124: Scream 5 Again Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we are diving back into the weird, terrifying/hilarious world of the Scream franchise! In honor/spite of the brand new MTV series, we're looking at an alternate reality future for the series! What if we got a fifth movie instead of a new show? Some dude on the internet brings us his vision! It's weird! And hard to read! YES! [email protected]! @WB2045! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000! DONATE! Fa...

Studio Rejects 123: The Terminator Part 5 - THE END

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we conclude #Terminator month with not just the grand finale of James Cameron's 1983 masterpiece The Terminator, but a review of the newest entry in the franchise, Terminator: Genisys! The public has spoken, and they have said "meh!" But where do Will and Bobby stand? As heard, they have a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of this series, and a lot of respect for it's first two movies, so where does Genisys stan...

Studio Rejects 122: The Terminator Part 4

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we review the highly polarizing 4th entry in the Terminator franchise! Terminator: Salvation is on the chopping block! Many people have vocalized their hatred of this movie, but Will and Bobby have always been on the record that it's actually good and you're all nuts. Is it time to eat crow! Hell no! This movie is WAY better than you dopes make it out to be, and we're here to defend it! But then we're right...

Studio Rejects 121: The Terminator Part 3

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects we're ripping apart T3: Rise of the Machines, even though everything in us wants to defy the public opinion. We wish we could point out how wrong everyone is, how everyone is just locked up in group-think about this movie, but NO: this movie is a turd. Anyway, once we're back into the original Terminator script, the fur is fucking flying, and the Terminator is peeling his skin off and shit. This rules. Stud...

Studio Rejects 120: The Terminator Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, Will and Bobby have watched both The Terminator and T2: Judgement Day! After a mini review of both, we hop back into the 4th draft of Terminator! Things are heating up! Apparently there is some sort of serial killer on the loose, hunting and murdering anyone named Sarah Conner! Who could it be!? And why is that guy punching that toilet!? [email protected]! @WB2045! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000!...

Studio Rejects 119: The Terminator Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're following Terminator Genysis' instructions and going back to where it all began: James Cameron's Terminator! Before Judgement Day, before The Rise of the Machines, before Salvation, there was just a groundbreaking movie that merged science fiction and action. But what we got on screen isn't everything that was planned out! Enjoy this reading of an unfinished draft of the original film! Already we're se...

Studio Rejects 104: Jurassic Park 4 Part 4 - THE END

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we bid a fond farewell to #WB2045's unofficial Dino-Month! We are completing the mission folks! The dino-man-raptor-things are covered in bullet-proof vests, and the mad scientists are getting their comeuppance! What the fuck kind of movie is this,a and what is going on? It's been real, but perhaps these fossils should have been left where we found them! Enjoy the show!! [email protected]! @WB2045!...

Studio Rejects 102: Jurassic WORLD & Jurassic Park 4 Part 3

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we have something GIGANTIC and WONDROUS to show you, and it's NOT a dinosaur. It's the show itself! I don't know how to describe this week's show other than to say it's essentially THREE PODCASTS IN ONE! We wanted to have a no-holds barred conversation about the movie, but we also wanted to make sure that people avoiding info about all the twists and turns in the film can enjoy a show about the movie. And y...

Studio Rejects 101: Jurassic Park 4 Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're trapped in the park, and the dinosaurs are loose! Lots of dinosaurs...! A shitload of fucking dinosaurs. This got real weird real fast. [email protected]! @WB2045! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000! DONATE! Facebook! Instagram! iTunes! Stitcher! Soundcloud! YouTube!

Studio Rejects 100 - Jurassic Park 4 Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, the park is open...? In celebration of Jurassic World, coming out NEXT WEEK, we're taking a look at a long-rumored Jurassic Park 4 we almost got back in 2007! Infamously known as the Dinosaurs-With-Guns script, this movie is widely believed to be one of the worst films ever planned by a studio. And Steven Spielberg actually liked it... [email protected]! @WB2045! @BobbyKoester! @WillRogers2000! ...

Studio Rejects BONUS: ANOTHER Ghostbusters 3!

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! Rejects and Patrons! THIS IS THE FIRST EVER BONUS #STUDIOREJECTS, and it's SO good that it's all yours for a limited time. Yeah, we're talking about a famous writer's Ghostbusters 3 pitch, but it's so good (and irritating) that we need the whole world to know about it, so this WILL be going up on the regular feed in one week! But we fucking love you, so please enjoy it and roll around in it, and rub it in your friends' faces while you ca...

Studio Rejects: Iron Man 3 - THE END

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, the nightmare is over, and we're blowing up all our Iron Man suits! Bobby and Will discuss the remaining 80 pages of this 2004 Iron Man script rather than act it out, because it's unbearable. And based on this conversation it just would have gone on forever... So FUCK Iron Man. Well...Fuck THIS Iron Man...The REAL Iron Man is pretty great. But we're retiring from the superhero game for now, much like Rober...

Studio Rejects: Iron Man Part 2

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we put down the Steak-Ums and pick Iron Man back up! Holy shit is this script dull. Maybe that's why they didn't make it... Fight the future with us guys, we're shaking things up this week! YouTube! @BobbyKoester! @WB2045! @WillRogers2000! Facebook! Instagram! iTunes! Episode List! Patreon! Stitcher! [email protected]!  

Studio Rejects: Iron Man Part 1

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're back in black and climbing into our Iron Man suit for the first time! It's been a huge week for movie news, so we start of with our review of Marvel's Daredevil and the modern horror shit-show Unfriended, but then we dive deep into the Iron Man we never got. 4 years before Robert Downey Jr. would change the film industry, there was a plan for an Iron Man movie with a whole different plot, so we cast t...

Studio Rejects: Sad Batman V Sad Superman

READ ALONG AT THE HOME OF STUDIO REJECTS: WB2045.COM! This week on #StudioRejects, we're taking a look at all the massive movie news that's come out this week! Between Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, and Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, we have a shitload of long-titled blockbuster films that demand our attention. Constantly! YouTube! @BobbyKoester! @WB2045! @WillRogers2000! Facebook! Instagram! iTunes! Episode List! Patreon! Stitcher! [email protected]!