Stop Cthulhu (at all costs!): A Podcast About Weird Movies
164 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago -We're not just a podcast. We're a podcast that is going to save you and the ones you love from certain death at the hands of Cthulhu. Join us each week as we discuss a film, and decide if we discard it into the dark abyss of the Mariana Trench, blocking Cthulhu's ascent from the depths. Or on the flipside maybe we will take an element from the movie to join us in our fight... Listen and find out!
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Episodes
Bio-Dome
April 30, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBPauly Shore come home, all is forgiven we love you deeply. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Supermen Dunuyor
April 23, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBWe have watched the dreaded Snyder Cut. There’s some wildly varying opinions on Zack Snyder’s epic. Because of that we watched Supermen Dunuyor, a Turkish mockbuster of Richard Donner’s Superman from 1978. This movie is something to behold. You truly would believe a man could fly. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music...
Lady Terminator
April 16, 2021 23:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBHave you seen The Terminator starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? Replace Arnie for Barbara Anne Constable and you know what you’re in for. Plenty of dudes getting shot and hit in the dick, this film really is something to behold! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission...
Lawnmower Man 2 (Feat. Justin Cader)
April 09, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBDo you want to have an enema party? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Mac & Me
April 02, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBCOCA-COLA IS MEDICINE FOR ALIENS. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Episode 25 - Mac & Me
April 02, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBCOCA-COLA IS MEDICINE FOR ALIENS. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 24 - Fist of the North Star
March 27, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBPlaystation Demo Disc 1. That is all. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Fist of the North Star
March 27, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBPlaystation Demo Disc 1. That is all. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Episode 23 - Killing American Style
March 20, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBStrap on your lilac dungarees, get your lilac scrunchie in and quote some Buddha while beating up any nearby dads. #AllBollocksAreBeautiful. Gaz had the vaccine on day of recording, it effected him in a weird way, and he doesn’t make much sense. (Less sense than normal.) Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Killing American Style
March 20, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBStrap on your lilac dungarees, get your lilac scrunchie in and quote some Buddha while beating up any nearby dads. #AllBollocksAreBeautiful. Gaz had the vaccine on the day of recording, it affected him in a weird way, and he doesn’t make much sense. (Less sense than normal.) Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by ...
King Kong vs. Godzilla
March 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBThis is a special episode because we are super hyped for Godzilla vs Kong. We're all TEAM ZILLA and you should be too. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
King Kong vs. Godzilla
March 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBThis is a special episode because we are super hyped for Godzilla vs Kong. We're all TEAM ZILLA and you should be too. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 22 - King Kong vs. Godzilla
March 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBThis is a special episode because we are super hyped for Godzilla vs Kong. We're all TEAM ZILLA and you should be too. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 21 - Ghoulies IV
March 06, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBWanna see the world's coolest cop and a sexy satanist ninja? Come with us. Apologies in advance, Matt’s audio is a bit horrible the wrong microphone was recorded. Probably a ploy from Google user Vanessa Russo. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Ghoulies IV
March 06, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBWanna see the world's coolest cop and a sexy satanist ninja? Come with us. Apologies in advance, Matt’s audio is a bit horrible the wrong microphone was recorded. Probably a ploy from Google user Vanessa Russo. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your fil...
Episode 20 - Pirates of Treasure Island
February 27, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBYARGHHH Jim Lad! Join us on this Swashbuckling adventure based on the original work Robert Louis Stevenson's Muppet Treasure Island. Turn on the subtitles and prepare to set sail to Accent Town. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Pirates of Treasure Island
February 27, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBYARGHHH Jim Lad! Join us on this Swashbuckling adventure based on the original work Robert Louis Stevenson's Muppet Treasure Island. Turn on the subtitles and prepare to set sail to Accent Town. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the tren...
Episode 19 - Easy Rider: The Ride Ahead
February 20, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB*slow country rock plays* ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE! I hope you like flashbacks... Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Easy Rider: The Ride Back
February 20, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB*slow country rock plays* ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE! I hope you like flashbacks... Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Episode 19 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back
February 20, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB*slow country rock plays* ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE! I hope you like flashbacks... Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 18 – Robot Jox (Feat. Justin Cader)
February 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBLazers and mechs and chainsaw penises oh my! Robot Jox where war has been replaced by sport, a sport that is just pretty much war but with robots. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Robot Jox (Feat. Justin Cader)
February 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBLazers and mechs and chainsaw penises oh my! Robot Jox where war has been replaced by sport, a sport that is just pretty much war but with robots. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Episode 18 – Robot Jox. (Feat. Justin Cader)
February 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBLazers and mechs and chainsaw penises oh my! Robot Jox where war has been replaced by sport, a sport that is just pretty much war but with robots. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Petshop
February 06, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBDo you like aliens? Do you like excellent chat? Do you like dick lizards? This might be the episode for you. The boys talk about bargain basket “kids movie” Petshop, it’s something to be seen to be believed. #MudIsVitamins Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission S...
Episode 17 - Petshop
February 06, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBDo you like aliens? Do you like excellent chat? Do you like dick lizards? This might be the episode for you. The boys talk about bargain basket “kids movie” Petshop, it’s something to be seen to be believed. #MudIsVitamins Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Haggard: The Movie
January 30, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBShould Bam Margera make movies? No. Should we talk about one of his movies? No. But do we talk about one of his movies in this episode ? Also no. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in contact: [email protected]
Episode 16 - Haggard: The Movie
January 30, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBShould Bam Margera make movies? No. Should we talk about one of his movies? No. But do we talk about one of his movies in this episode ? Also no. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Verotika
January 23, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBThis is barely a movie. Glenn Danzig should not be making movies (or making music anymore). If you like incoherent, edgy, non-sexy erotic horror then Verotika is the movie for you. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get in co...
Episode 15 – Verotika
January 23, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBThis is barely a movie. Glenn Danzig should not be making movies (or making music anymore). If you like incoherent, edgy, non-sexy erotic horror then Verotika is the movie for you. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 14 - Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (Feat. MarcoMeredithDoodles)
January 16, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBWe are joined by acclaimed frog artist Marco Meredith of MarcoMeredithDoodles from Instagram. We all discuss Marco’s favourite movie Carnosaur 3. Dinosaurs in trucks, a suspiciously familiar set, and everyone’s favourite character Polcheck. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (Feat. MarcoMeredithDoodles)
January 16, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBWe are joined by acclaimed frog artist Marco Meredith of MarcoMeredithDoodles from Instagram. We all discuss Marco’s favourite movie Carnosaur 3. Dinosaurs in trucks, a suspiciously familiar set, and everyone’s favourite character Polcheck. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with ar...
Episode 13 - Ticks
January 09, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBIt’s 2021, the world is a Utopia now. COVID has gone. Honest. It’s gone. Don’t worry about it. It’s gone. But what isn’t gone is Cthulhu. We watch Ticks which is certainly an adventure. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Ticks
January 09, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBIt’s 2021, the world is a Utopia now. COVID has gone. Honest. It’s gone. Don’t worry about it. It’s gone. But what isn’t gone is Cthulhu. We watch Ticks which is certainly an adventure. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trench or get...
Episode 12 - Batman & Robin?
January 02, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBDo we talk about Joel Schumacher’s Batman & Robin? Listen to find out. We don’t. Well, we do for the tiniest bit. We talk about Alyas Batman en Robin instead. Which sounds infinitely better. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Batman & Robin?
January 02, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBDo we talk about Joel Schumacher’s Batman & Robin? Listen to find out. We don’t. Well, we do for the tiniest bit. We talk about Alyas Batman en Robin instead. Which sounds infinitely better. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with artists permission Send your films for the trenc...
Episode 11 - Jingle All The Way 2
December 26, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBThis film is the fucking worst. Larry the Cable Guy is the worst. We all want a Harrison Bear. We are very disjointed here, much like the movie itself. We find a new Nemesis in the fight against Cthulhu. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from us at Stop Cthulhu. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Jingle All The Way 2
December 26, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBThis film is the fucking worst. Larry the Cable Guy is the worst. We all want a Harrison Bear. We are very disjointed here, much like the movie itself. We find a new Nemesis in the fight against Cthulhu. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from us at Stop Cthulhu. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DE...
Episode 10 - Super Mario Bros. (Feat DEADLIFE)
December 19, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBThe boys are joined by a special guest, DarkSynth artist DEADLIFE. We discuss the Super Mario Bros movie and what went wrong, shaping our poo into stars and Gaz wants a wank from a Goomba. Make sure you check out DEADLIFE’s new album Dark Nation available now on all good streaming services or for sale on Bandcamp. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 10 - Super Mario Bros. (Feat. DEADLIFE)
December 19, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBThe boys are joined by a special guest, DarkSynth artist DEADLIFE. We discuss the Super Mario Bros movie and what went wrong, shaping our poo into stars and Gaz wants a wank from a Goomba. Make sure you check out DEADLIFE’s new album Dark Nation available now on all good streaming services or for sale on Bandcamp. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Super Mario Bros. (Feat. DEADLIFE)
December 19, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBThe boys are joined by a special guest, DarkSynth artist DEADLIFE. We discuss the Super Mario Bros movie and what went wrong, shaping our poo into stars and Gaz wants a wank from a Goomba. Make sure you check out DEADLIFE’s new album Dark Nation available now on all good streaming services or for sale on Bandcamp. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwo...
Episode 9 - Adventures in Dinosaur City
December 12, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBWay too horny dinosaurs, 30 year old children, wobbly bones, and dinosaur prostitutes. The guys walk down Matt’s memory lane, which is an odd horror-scape of pervert dinosaurs, a prehistoric speakeasy, and 90's rhetoric. Growing up in the 90s was way creepy duuuude. Is it going in the trench? Listen and find out. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Adventures in Dinosaur City
December 12, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBWay too horny dinosaurs, 30 year old children, wobbly bones, and dinosaur prostitutes. The guys walk down Matt’s memory lane, which is an odd horror-scape of pervert dinosaurs, a prehistoric speakeasy, and 90's rhetoric. Growing up in the 90s was way creepy duuuude. Is it going in the trench? Listen and find out. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by S...
Episode 8 - Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance
December 05, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBWe dodged a bullet, it could have been Daredevil. That is a bad movie. Is Ghost Rider any good? Who knows? What’s your favourite fighting game character? We talk about pretty much anything else other than Ghost Rider because that film sucks. Blade is good isn’t it? Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance
December 05, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBWe dodged a bullet, it could have been Daredevil. That is a bad movie. Is Ghost Rider any good? Who knows? What’s your favourite fighting game character? We talk about pretty much anything else other than Ghost Rider because that film sucks. Blade is good isn’t it? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @de...
Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance
December 05, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBWe dodged a bullet, it could have been Daredevil. That is a bad movie. Is Ghost Rider any good? Who knows? What’s your favourite fighting game character? We talk about pretty much anything else other than Ghost Rider because that film sucks. Blade is good isn’t it? Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Episode 7 - Assassin 33 A.D.
November 28, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBThe boys are unsure whether this is racist/oppressive or cinematic gold. (It’s definitely Christian Propaganda). Timey wimey nonsense confuses everyone to no end. Will Jesus be saved? Will Jesus save us from this terrible movie? No. Because we watched it, and you’re listening to our review of it. I hope you like eggs, there’s an egg update. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Assassin 33 A.D.
November 28, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBThe boys are unsure whether this is racist/oppressive or cinematic gold. (It’s definitely Christian Propaganda). Timey wimey nonsense confuses everyone to no end. Will Jesus be saved? Will Jesus save us from this terrible movie? No. Because we watched it, and you’re listening to our review of it. I hope you like eggs, there’s an egg update. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRon...
Episode 6 - Hellmouth
November 21, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBThis certainly is a movie. Somehow not the worst we have watched so far. Profanity is spouted. Does this film make sense? What will help us in the fight against Cthulhu? Is it going in the trench? Why are we asking so many questions? Hellmouth. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.
Hellmouth
November 21, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBThis certainly is a movie. Somehow not the worst we have watched so far. Profanity is spouted. Does this film make sense? What will help us in the fight against Cthulhu? Is it going in the trench? Why are we asking so many questions? Hellmouth. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook | @stopcthulhu Check out the subreddit too! Hosts Gaz | @GhenGazKhan Matt | @MattsAllFolkz Ronan | @TheRonanThe Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps Used with...
Episode 5 – Mad Max Fury Road: Black & Chrome Edition
November 14, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThe boys discuss the best action film to have ever existed. Don’t @ me. Ozploitation is a thing apparently, Google it. Matt is wrong about how cool Max is. Ronan and Gaz are sensible with their views on Fury Road. Do all the cars look the same? (No, they don’t.) BUT, you’ll have to listen to find out! Minions *shudder*. Music by DEADLIFE. Used with artists permission.