Stellar Firma
142 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago - ★★★★★ - 712 ratings“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."
Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.
Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.
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Episodes
Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Little Clone Baby
December 26, 2020 17:00 - 3 minutes - 8.6 MBLittle Clone Baby When it’s dark at night, and I close my eyes I can see you there, only one that doesn't hate me I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall I just feel so calm, held by your arms Why are you so far away in Galactonium? Hey Won’t you Save me Hold me Maybe I just Want to Be your Little Clone Baby Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3...
Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Trexel is the Best
December 25, 2020 17:15 - 3 minutes - 7.72 MBTrexel is the Best This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame… Yes… When you're feeling kinda down and low Don't know what to do or where to go Physical and emotional pain Paranoia and self-hatred reign Get your stinking body off the floor Drag that worthless carcass to the door Look in to the empty hall Hard to see the point at all (No) NO! That’s no way to think That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink The...
Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge
December 25, 2020 17:00 - 1 minute - 3.41 MB"Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge" Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge; my name is Sigmund Shankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faces here in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross. Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from the Cosmic Lounge, and our security protocols our second to none, so old “glug, glug, yell, yell, smash, smash” shouldn’t be bothering us tonight. With that let’s welcome o...
STL 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology
December 25, 2020 16:00 - 29 minutes - 38.1 MBEpisode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology The Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues. Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock. Content Warning for: Emot...
Announcement: Seasons Greetings 2020
December 24, 2020 17:00 - 1 minute - 2.15 MBHi everyone, Alex here, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy and safe holiday season and give thanks to all of you who helped us get to where we are this year. Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wanted to say thank you to everyone who has made this possible. Here at Rusty Towers, we started the year h...
STL 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy
December 18, 2020 16:00 - 29 minutes - 41.7 MBEpisode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy Consultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation. The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities. Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances...
STL 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper
December 11, 2020 16:00 - 22 minutes - 30.3 MBEpisode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board! Content Warning for: Emotional abuse Existential crisis Bullying/taunting Comedic violence Jump-scare Fire (inc SFX) Mentions of: death, i...
Announcement: Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2020
December 07, 2020 16:00 - 1 minute - 1.36 MBHey everyone! Mike here, Rusty Quill’s video guy and I’m pleased to announce that Rusty Quill’s Gaming and Giving will be back this year and we’re going digital! Come join in as we go live at 11am GMT on the 12th December on Twitch.tv with 24 hours of videogames, board games and general fun and frolics. Yes, that’s right, I said 24 hours. We’ve made a few changes to the show this year, one of which is that we’ll be raising money for three charities: Mind, Action Aid and the Black, African...
STL 51 - Cafés and Camouflage
December 04, 2020 16:00 - 25 minutes - 58.7 MBEpisode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached... or seen... no-one would want to escape the love of the board... please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification. If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager. HAIL THE BOARD ____________________ Content Warning for: Emotional abuse Existential crisis Mentions of: death threats, food...
STL 51 - Cafés and Camouflage
December 04, 2020 16:00 - 25 minutes - 58.7 MBEpisode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached... or seen... no-one would want to escape the love of the board... please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification. If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager. HAIL THE BOARD Content Warning for: Emotional abuse Existential crisis Mentions of: death threats, food & drink, smokin, alco...
Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)
November 20, 2020 16:00 - 6 minutes - 7.12 MBLittle Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview) *Caution* Board sanctioned mandatory fun inbound. Confidential preview. Cosmic Lounge employee cabaret night. Unauthorised distribution of content will result in DMCA (Deadly Metal Claw Attack) takedown. __________________________ Lyrics When it’s dark at night and I close my eyes, I can see you there: only one that doesn’t hate me. I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall, I just feel so calm held by your arms. Why ...
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 3
November 06, 2020 16:00 - 44 minutes - 57.6 MBJoin Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen for the conclusion of their spooky adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates! This week Countess Underscore over-varnishes, Bathin breaks up a standoff, Spinglewald glares, and Erogenous asks about beef. Content Notes: - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (inc SFX) - Blood / Gore - Character Death - Mention of anxiety/panic attack Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall. S...
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2
October 30, 2020 16:00 - 59 minutes - 72.6 MBRQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen as they explore a haunted space station in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week Erogenous shoots a ceiling robot, the Countess finds a window, Bathin conquers a strange pyramid, and Spinglewald strikes a pose. Content Notes: - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (inc SFX) - Blood / Gore Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newa...
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1
October 23, 2020 15:00 - 52 minutes - 58.8 MBRQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia and special guests Tim Meredith and Imogen Harris as they band together to survive a haunting adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week we meet an eclectic and extensive cast of characters including Spinglewald Tasethorp, Erogenous Rakewell, Countess Underscore Starcluster and a familiar Stellar Firma character... Content Notes: - Innuendo - Spiders - Mild body horror Editing this week by L...
Stellar Firma Behind the Scenes
October 09, 2020 15:00 - 46 minutes - 58.6 MBTim chats with editor Maddy Searle and producer Katie Seaton about making Stellar Firma. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Nick Vega, Tyler Dzuba, Pendragon, Becky Gregory, Rachel Meresman, Melissa, Connor Ferry, Wednesday, Briar and Brine, Oya, Omnia, Wonderwomeme, Sasha Radula S., Cinthya J, Isy, William Hess, Megan Lim, Maggie Hoffman, MizFrenchname, Floatingspacetrash, Andy Grimaldi, Erinna, Michael Prideaux, Naomi Taylor, Syn (pronounced sin), Piper, Gabe!, Nicole H., jadefyre, J...
Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2)
September 25, 2020 15:00 - 22 minutes - 21.1 MBStellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2) Gosh darns and fiddlesticks CLIENT - They can’t all be winners Consultant recommendation: I’ll be in my trailer... also, can someone please buy me a trailer. Content warnings: Overtly sexual noises References to medical conditions and procedures. This edition contains repeated loud beeps. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Rudy Urroz, Stacy Falcon, Ariana, Eleanor Smith-Dufresne, Ken Yuen, Bruna R. Scheuer, Ben Nothing, Sandro O...
Trexel Geistman Solves Your Problems
September 11, 2020 15:00 - 31 minutes - 38.1 MBBy exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you, whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom! Content Warning for: Second-person delivery Comedic threats of violence Emotional abuse Existential dread Rodents Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alyssa Rozendaal, heroei, Alexandra DeCarlo, Ruu Weist, Halogen, Jill ...
Enola's Manifesto
August 28, 2020 15:00 - 6 minutes - 6.75 MBAfter one too many Build 'issues', Enola sets out her vision for the Geistman-free future of Stellar Firma Ltd. Praise the Board... Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Shona Hunter, koechelt, Goon Squad, Em 'Trans Rights' Kavanagh, thefarunlitunknown, Yolanda George, Lady C., James Brown, Savannah Whiteford, Casper Wright, Skye Martucci, Chris Kobzina, plum177, Victoria Marmolejo, Gloaming Wang, Bri Neumann, Nicholas Indrisano, Natassia Pastore, Coline R, em fedorchuk, Pasha, Dave J Bow...
Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)
August 14, 2020 15:00 - 12 minutes - 27.9 MBExecutive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1) This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you. We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured. EVERYTHING IS GREAT! Special thanks to this week'...
Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)
August 14, 2020 15:00 - 12 minutes - 27.9 MBExecutive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1) This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you. We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured. EVERYTHING IS GREAT! Special thanks to this week'...
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2
July 31, 2020 15:00 - 6 minutes - 6.43 MBI.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2 I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Teo...
Rusty Quill Company Chat
July 30, 2020 15:00 - 55 minutes - 82.8 MBTake a peek behind the curtain at Rusty Towers as Alex sits down with various members of Rusty Quill Ltd for insight into what we do and the values we work towards as a company. Featuring: - Alexander J Newall - Jonathan Sims - Helen Gould - Tim Meredith - Mike LeBeau - April Sumner - Hannah Brankin - Anil Godigamuwe Edited by Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome License: http://crea...
Tim & Ben Do SCIENCE Again!
July 17, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBTim and Ben do SCIENCE Again! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2! Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kenna Malone, Meg Simmons, James, MEGAN GREEN, Talbot Elf...
Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A
July 03, 2020 15:00 - 52 minutes - 69.9 MBStellar Firma Season 2 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Elizaveta, roswyrm, mirsa, eet, Amy Prehm, Christian Otholm, Toni, Ellis Beale, Jaderz, A.Ninja, a New name, Sharon Grafton, Eloise Sherrid, Leslie Safran, Mars, Stewart Smith, CirrusGrey, Emma Sandgren, Nicole Stevenson, Meg Taylor, Carine Lee, Liz, Fushi, Iain Bradley, Fire in Dark Woods, Dave (the good china, now pls), Cher Carlisle, Ras...
Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)
June 19, 2020 15:00 - 24 minutes - 23.4 MBSeason 2 Outtakes (Part 1) Whoopsies and OH-NOs CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one! Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it, then, if you think you're SO GREAT! Drug references Explicit language Sexual references Alcoholism references. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: M.A.B., Bri Raymond, Olivia Peachley, GameStressor, Lucy Hall, Brittany Guy, H.D, Elfy Ibenbob, Maryam Trabelsi, LainieBarbarian, Steven Chlebek, Robert Espy, Full Featuritis, Silphius, gaminette, Nic Duh...
Episode 50 - Foreshadows and Filing
May 29, 2020 15:00 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBEpisode 50 Foreshadows and Filing CLIENT - Expediting Review *ALERT* Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Corpses Putrefaction Special thanks to this week's Patrons: MacKenzie Cummings, Elizabeth Boyer, cordsycords, Ace of Artemis, Amanda Dalton, Becky S Chapin, Lorec, Jessica Snyder, YungBrood, Sandra Vucenovic, Kimberly...
Episode 49 - Vain Attempts and Vent Descents
May 22, 2020 15:00 - 29 minutes - 37.9 MBEpisode 49 Vain Attempts and Vent Descents CLIENT - Error 404: Consultants not found Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted ...
Episode 48 - Faces and Aces
May 15, 2020 15:00 - 22 minutes - 31.7 MBEpisode 48 Faces and Aces CLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face. The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face. Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTED Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Potential suicide ideation Mentions o...
Episode 47 - Weatherboy and Working Out
May 08, 2020 15:00 - 25 minutes - 35.4 MBEpisode 47 Weatherboy and Working Out CLIENT - Welby Weatherby (Weatherboy), Maintenance - Atmospheric Control Monitor Welby, a consistently misnamed Atmospheric Control Monitor, would like to be known by his proper name and not his mean nickname. Expeditors’ recommendations: mind your lung-bottom, ruin the meter, IMOGEN is a social influencer, heed the memo, indiscriminate nicknaming, abandon your name, weak historical puns. Comedic Violence Bullying / Taunting Emotional Abuse Alc...
Episode 46 - Gonk and Grandiosity
May 01, 2020 15:00 - 24 minutes - 34.7 MBEpisode 46 Gonk and Grandiosity CLIENT - Gonk, Cleaning - Disgruntled Gonk, a disgruntled and mopless cleaner, would like to have basic equipment and respect in return for his years of thankless service. Expeditors’ recommendations: Oh Gonk, weapons equal respect; mutually assured hammers; obey all the Trexmandments; find out which kind of god you are. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Jon Clark for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patron...
Episode 45 - Cages and Connivance
April 24, 2020 15:00 - 25 minutes - 35.3 MBEpisode 45 Cages and Connivance CLIENT - Expediting Review ALERT - Org Chart updated, unspecified alterations to reporting structure, unscheduled additions to Executing Track shortlist. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Anna Stachia, SimonFeliks, Monica Quirk, doopliss, Tori, SelfAware, Mollie, AirmidCelt, Dian Syafeeqah, Ivy Piper, lilikoi, Maja Flink, Mei Parsons, Eddie Currant, Eli Lassiaille, Diana Read, Kieran, Harry Thompson, Erin...
Episode 44 - Misunderstandings and Mediation
April 17, 2020 15:00 - 23 minutes - 31.1 MBEpisode 44 Misunderstandings and Mediation CLIENT - Axel Nee Juul, Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses Axel Nee Juul, a Creative Writer in the Legal department is looking for assistance with an ongoing attack from a pack of rabid prosecutors. Expeditors’ recommendation: bring in a mediator, shake it out, smile through it, accept the hatred and silence, try the old switcheroo, j'accuse! Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Jasper for this episode's Brief...
Episode 43 - Detectives and Detonations
April 10, 2020 15:00 - 22 minutes - 30.3 MBEpisode 43 Detectives and Detonations CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions. Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Mimic325 for this episod...
Episode 42 - Push Ups and Privilege
April 03, 2020 15:00 - 21 minutes - 29.1 MBEpisode 42 Push-Ups and Privilege CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton. Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk. ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Sarah...
Episode 41 - Exile and Expediting
March 27, 2020 16:00 - 24 minutes - 33.8 MBEpisode 41 Exile and Expediting CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security ALERT - Department reassignment. Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office. Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted. ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for thi...
CEO Statement on Current Operations
March 25, 2020 13:00 - 4 minutes - 6.3 MBAnd now a statement from Rusty Quill CEO, Alexander J Newall with some updates on the current state of operations at Rusty Towers, as of 25th March 2020. For a full transcript of this statement, visit http://rustyquill.com/ceo-statement-on-covid-19/ Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 40 - Grudges and Gauntlets
March 20, 2020 16:00 - 21 minutes - 28.5 MBEpisode 40 Grudges and Gauntlets CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Mortal peril This week's Patrons: Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja✌✨, Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeigh. If you'd like ...
Episode 39 - Gripes and Graduation
March 13, 2020 16:00 - 23 minutes - 32.4 MBEpisode 39 Gripes and Graduation CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems The client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Imogen Cassidy for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Valdo...
ANNOUNCEMENT: Discontinuing Patreon Shoutouts
March 06, 2020 21:00 - 1 minute - 2.43 MBImportant Announcement: As of 13 March 2020 we will be retiring the name shout-out reward from our Rusty Knight and Rusty Noble tiers of the Patreon. If you have never been a Rusty Knight or Noble ($5 or upwards/month) and still want to have your name read out, you will need to be a Patron (or upgrade your membership if you’re a Rusty Citizen) by midnight GMT on Friday 13th March by visiting www.patreon.com/rustyquill For more information, visit http://rustyquill.com/patreon-shout-outs-cl...
Episode 38 - Muscles and Moral Egotism
March 06, 2020 16:00 - 22 minutes - 30.8 MBEpisode 38 Muscles and Moral Egotism CLIENT - Yinly Strong The client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, ...
Episode 37 - Tedium and Touching Gestures
February 28, 2020 16:00 - 21 minutes - 30.6 MBEpisode 37 Tedium and Touching Gestures CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, ...
Episode 36 - Spies and Subterfuge
February 21, 2020 16:00 - 25 minutes - 34.2 MBEpisode 36 Spies and Subterfuge CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI. Content Warning for: Panic attacks Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, D...
Episode 35 - Planets and Protagonists
February 14, 2020 16:00 - 37 minutes - 47.1 MBEpisode 35 Planets and Protagonists CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - TTRPG detected, Security alerted Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism This week's Patrons: Michael Spiral DESERVES Rights, Andy Loth, Daniel Williams, Heather H, Evil Angel, Vivianne Starlight, Coney's Mom, Kay-Jay Bee, Cato, planetsandmagic, Mariada, Stephanie Simon, Melissa Ponce, Olivia Pugh, Tatyana Beck, Brittany, The Paper Librarian, Kira Apple, Lena Williams, Dani. If you'd like to join them be sure to vi...
Episode 34 - Percy and Perfidiousness
February 07, 2020 16:00 - 19 minutes - 27.2 MBEpisode 34 Percy and Perfidiousness CLIENT - Stefan the Mantis Shrimp The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to celebrate their ten thousandth birthday. Suggested sales tactics: globe thievery, emotional outbursts, unwanted backstory, reckless endangerment, moral quagmires. Content Warning for: Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism. Special thanks to Cato AKA Cato for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Link Sandblom, Sindre Sareide, Retro Seamstres...
Episode 33 - Self-Confidence and Social Influence
January 31, 2020 16:00 - 21 minutes - 28.5 MBEpisode 33 Self-Confidence and Social Influence CLIENT - Attia Novellia The client is interested in a planet as a talking point for their social media posts. Suggested sales tactics: rewrite history, engage in destructive nostalgia, brazen hollow mockery, buttery animals. Content Warning for: Gaslighting Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Hedwig for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sofia Sandino, Cecil Goodwin, Nell, Masha Weber, ...
Episode 32 - Standards and Swarms
January 24, 2020 16:00 - 23 minutes - 31.6 MBEpisode 32 Standards and Swarms CLIENT - Bee Frost The clients are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client... entirely. ALERT - INTERNAL I.M.O.G.E.N. OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED. Content warning for: Poisoning/drugging Sacrificial animals Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patr...
Episode 31 - Shells and Shame
January 17, 2020 16:00 - 25 minutes - 35.3 MBEpisode 31 Shells and Shame CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls. Content warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to HRH Aranell...
ANNOUNCEMENT - RQ Streams!
January 14, 2020 22:00 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBIt's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible! Join us weekly on Saturdays, at 3pm GMT - starting 25th January 2020 - at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill ! Music: "The Messenger" by Silent Partner via the Youtube Audio Library Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyq...
Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers
January 10, 2020 16:00 - 26 minutes - 35.7 MBEpisode 30 Logic and Line Managers CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER. Content warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Po...
Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy
January 03, 2020 16:00 - 27 minutes - 38.6 MBEpisode 29 Commerce and Candy CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Ableism (dissociative disorder) Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patr...