Stays Krunchy In Milk
336 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 46 ratingsCleveland's Longest Running Podcast!
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Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 260: A How to Guide on Getting out of Social Engagements
August 09, 2018 02:48 - 43 minutes - 40.8 MBWe talk draws as only your mens could. This takes us down the path of Box trying to de-clutter his life. Landscaping is more difficult than it seems. A listener requested update on Box’s cats. Tee got a new car and regales you all with the tale of him making the purchase. What is with people blaming Millennial's for everything? Conversation enders. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Play l Spotify l TuneIn l Facebook l Twit...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 259: Hulk Hogan is Still a Racist
August 02, 2018 10:45 - 44 minutes - 42 MBWe chat about the more adult side of cable TV and how it varies by the age of our hosts. We then discuss the notion of archiving media in the digital age. Hulk Hogan has been fully reinstated by the WWE, fuck Hulk Hogan. Kid’s be believing they know more than they do. They are also dangerous little beings. Oh, Gabe officially can’t have kids anymore, a toast to him and his. Tee explains Fortnite to the fellas. Then we have some meme chat that manages to circle back around to Playboy. Dan is ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 258: Adventures in Adolescence
July 26, 2018 11:15 - 39 minutes - 38.9 MBThe brand new, just released Rocky Road Trip Oreo are our taste test focus this go round. Tee’s kid is starting the “dating” portion of adolescence and he has to come to his best friends for their guidance on these matters. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Play l Spotify l TuneIn l Facebook l Twitter l YouTube l Stitcher l Email l Amazon Wish List l Merch l Patreon PHONE l 216-302-8763 #Comedy #Culture #PodernFamily #Podcast #Lunch #200...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 257: Hotep Hall of Fame
July 19, 2018 10:48 - 34 minutes - 33.8 MBLies, lies and more lies is how we get the party started this week. Listen close as Tee gets upset when his entire team basically calls him a shitty father to his face (that’s totally not what happened, Tee is just overly sensitive when it comes to his kids) There are people who believe that their inability to be rude, that they have deemed PC culture should be consequence free. We use our own First Amendment rights to discuss the president, his kid and the comedian. Gabe has famous people b...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 256: The Book Was Better
July 12, 2018 11:04 - 36 minutes - 34 MBIt’s new Oreo time once again, this time it’s Good Humor’s Strawberry Shortcake Flavor. The review of this cookie takes us in so many directions that it’s hard to provide you, the listener, notes that keep up with it. However, we don’t like Ohio City Burritos, we support Qdoba’s Chicken and Chipotle’s everything else. While discussing Thai Food we end up trying to figure out the names of adult film actresses and why one should or should not masturbate to images of people who have since passe...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 255: Good Car, Bad City
July 05, 2018 13:51 - 35 minutes - 34.5 MBWe hit the ground running with Box having recently watched the fatherhood episode of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” We celebrate the memory of big time wrestler Big Van Vader. Talking about Vader, lead to talking about big guys in wrestling, then into wrestling video games and then, well it was time to discuss video games for a bit. The Disney/Fox Merger gets discussed both from the perspective of how much it costs and how we introduce Mutants to the MCU and The Fantastic Four along with the ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 254: Waterboard That Poutine
June 28, 2018 12:17 - 47 minutes - 44.8 MBSome show number confusion leads to Ant sharing yet another impossibly Ant story that leads to a bit of discourse on sexuality and how some homophobes really do protest too much. There was a thirty-year span where people were just wildin with regards gay people, that bit of conversation lead to us discussing true crimes in media. Then we start discussing Hip-Hop it’s just a great time. Parenthood and cartoons are a hilarious match. We finally made a Patreon. Where does weed paranoia go when ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 253: Donald Kelly
June 21, 2018 11:38 - 45 minutes - 43.6 MBI mean, I know the weather chat seems oddly placed but it was mad cold that day. Also, the episode dropped a week and a day after Ant’s birthday, not a day. We tested new Oreo, Pistachio Thins and Peanut Butter Chocolate Pie. Tee and his lady celebrate their own made up holiday, Swedish Day. What’s your savory Oreo flavor dream? Gabe’s kids pull off the kitchen heist of the century, that leads to us discussing Box’s upbringing and his early maturation. Enjoy our work? Consider donating to o...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 252: Cocaine Salve
June 14, 2018 01:19 - 40 minutes - 40.2 MBHip-Hop, Video Games, Sports, Television, Racism it was all too much at once when we recorded this ep. Ant and Tee explain the PushaT/Drake Beef to Dan which helps him and maybe you the listener understand the memes. We have a small discussion about physical vs digital media. Ant continues tweaking the SKiM Original track, “Working 6 to 9” We break down if Richard Pryor and Pam Grier used to get down. A buffet mission turns into a golf outing for Dan. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 251: Going Ham on Hard Salami
June 07, 2018 11:03 - 51 minutes - 50.1 MBThis Podcast you are listening to right now is five years old. We get a light review for Deadpool 2 from Dan but then delve into the notion of spoilers, including some ****SPOILERS**** for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. A bit of NBA Playoff chat. We need some new sex tapes. Lying to the homeless and mew friends. We finally give our lukewarm takes on gun violence in schools. Working on getting out pronouns right. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Pla...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 250: Guardians of Self Check-Out
May 31, 2018 12:57 - 42 minutes - 41.9 MBWe’re back and missing the Real ODP so we discuss him for a bit to open the show. What was the first thing you learned how to cook? Amazon absolutely played my Anthony and it should make you question their scratch and dent section. Tee also has a customer service nightmare and would tell you to never buy from Lenovo cause they suck. You can be a self-checkout master like us. Tee has some things going on and shares it with you. Facebook is the devil! Ownership vs Rental, a practical discussio...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 249: Podcasting For Your Heart
May 24, 2018 03:23 - 40 minutes - 38.4 MBFor a bit you get an all TAYREL and Lunchbox show which is the most laid back, small talk ass venture you ever heard. We talk weather, basketball, and hockey. We discuss the evolution and devolution of language. We talk about an entire different podcast that on this podcast. From that podcast discussion, we end up writing a rom-com and then discussing our favorite romantic comedies. Gabe frustrates all of us by driving his pure electric vehicle in the most unsafe way possible. It’s so upset...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 248: Pizza Socialist
May 17, 2018 10:15 - 42 minutes - 40.8 MBWe’re outside, feeling the breeze, making art and testing Oreo along with friend of the show Fez of the Afterburn739 Podcast. Fez tells a little bit about himself and his show and how it was founded. Dan unintentionally offers to “take care” of his boss and we decide he’s a dirty mack in training. We discuss a certain celebrity’s descent into madness. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Play l Spotify l TuneIn l Facebook l Twitter l YouTube l S...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 247: Sound Cancelling Butts
May 10, 2018 10:42 - 35 minutes - 35.5 MBTee’s kid is heading out on a school trip so he takes advantage to gauge his place amongst other parents. We pretty much write an episode of SVU. Gabe’s oldest son takes Big Grandpa to school with him. Workplace Sexual Harassment and the accidental tiddie touch. Ant thinks you can’t have women friends when you are in a serious relationship. Tee thinks Public Sex isn’t worth the potential legal ramifications. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Pl...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 246: Communal Boner
May 03, 2018 10:49 - 43 minutes - 41.1 MBA moment of silence for Ant’s penis’s namesake Bruno San Martino. We try again to get Box to chat up a lady. With Gabe in the building we give Mandarin Kit Kat a sampling. Song Confusion is a debilitating disorder that to many o us suffer from. Tee shares his tale. Box attended a wedding and wow do the results end up in hilarity. We also discuss a bit of wedding etiquette. Gabe presents the notion of odd arousal. Tee’s admission apparently rocks the table’s world. English slang is the illest...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 245: Kitto Katto
April 26, 2018 02:49 - 43 minutes - 45.8 MBTee’s back from vacation with tales of Boston, and PAX East. The rebirth of Hulk Hogan is nigh and Ant doesn’t support it. Speaking of wrestling, we get a mini Wrestlemania recap via Box which leads into a chat on manners in the age of the internet. You ever luck up and get free pay per view? Can Hardcore Porn be shot at Softcore angles to double one’s profit? Oh yeah, and we taste test some more Japanese Kit-Kat. We prepare for the impending Oreo flavors and ponder how they chose the winner...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 244: Wife Prospects
April 19, 2018 02:38 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MBWith our fearless leader out of town and The Podfather tirelessly working away at the new gig, this week’s episode comes down to the two coolest members of the team. After figuring out the equipment, they sat down and chatted for a spell. Ant had a disappointing, (as far as lookers go) road trip. Dan end’s up at the strip club and also didn’t get any head turners but he does have one helluva story to share with you the listener. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 243: The Come-Hither Finger
April 12, 2018 03:00 - 36 minutes - 34.6 MBAll your starters are back to play. We talk public sex, and lack thereof. Shooting blanks, both metaphorically and weapons. We discuss Hulk Hogan’s ol’ racist ass seemingly in the midst of a comeback tour. We chat a little Charlize Theron. Then back to the various fuckups of pro wrestling. You know when couples have a celebrity list of possible? Who’s on your list? Do you disclose if you knocked someone off the list? Are people with racist parents more likely to get down with people of a dif...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 242: Pimp My Tank
April 05, 2018 04:00 - 54 minutes - 52.4 MB****THERE WILL BE BLACK PANTHER SPOILERS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!**** Back up in this bitch again. We start discussing our untimely children but near immediately start talking fries and burgers. Ant recreates a childhood favorite from scratch but will most likely never be able to recreate it. We finally get to discuss Black Panther as a full crew and delve into the MCU. Oh, Howard the duck did not have sex but that scene is pretty erotically charged. However, there was some duck nudity. Gabe t...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 241: Principle of Pleasure
March 29, 2018 10:37 - 40 minutes - 41.3 MBEating right is so much more difficult than it should be. Racism is wild and clearly based on ignorance. Sibling rivalry is wild. Daylight Savings Time has ruined us. Kids and cursing. Providing for our kids but not spoiling them. Office bathrooms are awful. The Browns offseason moves have ignited a small fire of fandom in our host which gets us talking sports. What does one do when another podcast shares a clip of your show without asking you? Is it flattering or thievery? Tatum l TAYRE...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 240: Ice Cream Truck Baller
March 22, 2018 03:02 - 50 minutes - 48.7 MB****SPOILER WARNING**** For The Walking Dead about 45 minutes into the show. Our host sat in on the Word to the Mutha Podcast discussing A Tribe Called Quest. Go Check it out. Did you have a neighborhood Candy Lady? You ever get to ball out at the Ice Cream Truck? Ant likes lunching alone where as Tee hates it. Ant’s kid will abandon him even at his young age for other kids, why don’t we do that as adults, you know, make friends. Adulting and what it means to adult. Dope summer movies shou...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 239: A Boy Named Wakanda
March 15, 2018 02:04 - 44 minutes - 41.6 MBIt’s Oreo taste test time once again. This time it’s this year’s Peep’s Crème Flavored model. ****SPOILER ALERT**** Though we don’t go super deep, we are def talking Black Panther and if you haven’t seen it (why) then you may want to skip this episode until you are caught up. We spin off and discuss Netflix and our viewing habits We need a replacement old black guy for when Morgan Freeman heads on to glory. What’s the most disrespectful thing you have snuck in a theater? Tatum l TAYREL713 ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 238: Winnie the Pooh Your Way In
March 08, 2018 11:48 - 46 minutes - 44.8 MBWe discuss gift giving, Gabe’s babies being on Irish time and then we end up with Baby Power Rankings for his kids. Is LaVar Ball an awesome dad or is he fucking up his kid’s lives? NBA vs NFL unions. Racism has been rearing its head just a bit too much in all matters. We chat movies and the Peter Cottontail Food Allergy debate is discussed. While discussing bullying of kids Tee shares a story of unintentional grown up on kid bullying. When dreams get shot down and bosses aren’t supportive. ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 237: Teen Wolves
March 01, 2018 02:08 - 44 minutes - 43 MBTaste testing is how we roll, and this week is no different. We sample Rap Snacks Oowee Lil Yachty’s Hot Cheese Fries. We then discuss foods that have changed and new cereals. We celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl victory. There is no left leaning media. Its either centrist or right. We discuss the commercials of the big game. We give new meaning to “Cross” Fit when trying to invent religious based exercises. What do people sick of PC culture want instead of it? Respectability poli...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 236: The Puerto Rican Shuffle
February 22, 2018 12:03 - 51 minutes - 49.9 MBJanuary sucked for team SKiM which we break down for y’all. It gets a little serious but in a we are strong way. Our host is suffering from Carpal Tunnel syndrome and getting it fixed is going to be involved. Diversity training is really training for the majority, not minorities. Have sex-based novelty items been ruined by the internet? We then slide off into a cereal sexual kind of situation for no reason at all. Then we present the question, what’s your indecent proposal amount? Ant knew B...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 235: SKiM Goes to the Movies
February 15, 2018 06:10 - 45 minutes - 43.2 MBWe’re back, and we’re eating snacks. We try the Hershey’s Gold Candy Bar you have possibly seen advertised everywhere and really work on our metaphor game. We also try out the brand new Taco Bell Nacho Fries. We discuss the new Netflix Godzilla series (light spoilers). We discuss how Gabe is always behind in his viewing of shows and movies. Ant checks out Netflix’s Drug Lords series and we discuss the Frank Lucas episode. We discussed Denzel’s nine, count em nine Academy Award nominations wh...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 234: Pi$$y Penny Loafers
February 08, 2018 04:03 - 39 minutes - 38 MBStays Krunchy in Milk Episode 234: Pi$$y Penny Loafers Gabe shares electric car ownership info with us and how much and little he knows about his new car. This becomes a bit of a transportation episode at the start, who knew. It also becomes a discussion of carting our children to and fro as parents. Ant looks out for his fellow man as only he can. Amber Rose gets a breast reduction and some of us mourn the loss. Smartphones and dating apps must be terrible or amazing for those that suffer...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 233: The Gay Nazi
February 01, 2018 02:26 - 1 hour - 98.7 MBWe take y’all back with this one. Old school intro, old school show length and segments. We of course hope you enjoy this blast from the past that of course begins with us, eating cookies. Tee is out here hustling cereal. Gabe tells us all about Marvel’s Starfox, yes Marvel not Nintendo. We test the latest Limited Edition Oreos. Chocolate Hazelnut and Hot and Spicy Cinnamon flavor Oreo. We discuss how the turning of a phrase can have very distinct differences. The Republican Party is a party...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 232: Pretty Gay on Paper
January 25, 2018 04:11 - 50 minutes - 47.9 MBIt’s colder than a witch’s tiddy in the city we call home. Props to Khloe Kardashian for showing this town love. We end up doing our annual “Salute to Cleveland” in which we discuss the good and bad of it all. We have decided that white men need a strong woman in they life to get them together. The video we discussed in the show can be found here. We then dive into the idea of sexy animals and the sexual mores of American’s in general. Here is the link to the Vox story about American’s sex...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 231: White Men Be Evolving
January 18, 2018 02:52 - 46 minutes - 44 MBAnt is sick and has a super scratchy voice but the show must go on. It’s freezing in home of SKiM, we crack a joke about climate change only to have the President say something dumb about it like a day or two after we recorded. We discuss post-Christmas and pre-New Year’s plans as well as New Year’s past. Siblings are both amazing and awful and we break it down. Gabe comes through with a fresh copy of That’s My Boy™ What would Trump have to do to make you be cool with him? We measure it out...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 230: Lonely Sideburns
January 11, 2018 11:37 - 48 minutes - 45.5 MBBlack women continued to save America in 2017 and lets just assume in 2018 as well. Though it could go unsaid, fuck slavery. Also, Black Twitter will always get your ass up out the paint if you fucking up. Our home state of Ohio is also to often in the news as of late and that has to stop. Tee has an update to his eBay/PayPay situation, but here, let me update the update. He did not have to ship the buyer anything, PayPal just looked out for him and gave him the dough for being a good custom...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 229: Time Flies When You’re Being Racist
January 04, 2018 11:30 - 46 minutes - 44.4 MBLunch’s new obsession with hot stuff has us taste testing a variety of spicy treats to test including Siracha Popcorn, Dip-N-Lik Sweet Fire Siracha Strawberry Popping Candy, and Chocolove Chilis and Cherry in Dark Chocolate. The Mystery Oreo’s weren’t much of a mystery after all and were indeed Fruity Pebble Flavored which means we discuss the Oreo game. Gabe getting lit off high ABV beers called some child a cracker and we had to clown him and his inner racist which sets off the thinking ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 228: Post Nut Clarity
December 28, 2017 04:54 - 49 minutes - 47.5 MBWe sort of take a look back at the Year of the Cock. We discuss The Big Sick in regards to the clarity that arrives in men post orgasm. We say goodbye to the Crystal Palace Skating Rink in Memphis, Tennessee. Are you a better person having grown up in both the hood and the burbs? We discuss our individual experiences and what it means to us. We also get on the feminism tip yet again cause, well, it’s who we are. Amazon Japan is brilliant and if you are into importing you should hit them up. ...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 227: White Knighting for Louis CK
December 21, 2017 11:52 - 46 minutes - 45 MBWe return to the taste test lab this week and try out Salted Caramel Pepsi. Look, it tastes just like they promise so one could say that’s a good thing, but it’s pretty gross straight up, maybe as a mixer. It’s our Christmas episode and we talk about shopping and Black Friday’s unearned reputation for bad behavior. We talk about line culture in general. The people you meet while lining up for anything. Familial responsibilities of all sorts get laid out. Gabe lives vicariously through the si...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 226: Middle Age Drug Procurement
December 14, 2017 03:45 - 56 minutes - 81.1 MBWord to Wing Stop according to Ant which sends us down the proverbial wing rabbit hole. Any also hit’s us with some calendar facts. The embarrassing nature of health screenings at the office had the 2-1-6s own BP elevated. The Christmas season is in full swing which means the candy game is extra on point, so we take that info, and invent a recipe. The boots ladies are rocking during late fall/early winter are extra great. Terry Crews sharing his story is a necessary but sad addition to the #...
Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 225: Taking Vanilla Back
December 07, 2017 12:46 - 54 minutes - 74.6 MBWelcome back, to the stage of history! We get our taste test on as we celebrate Gabe’s 4th year of podcasting. We try Hot Cocoa Oreos which prove to be a disappointment to the team. We also tested a selection of candies, Cookies and Scream Oreos and Sweet Heat Skittles and Starburst. Box has become a heat seeker by way of Hot Ones. We do a Post Mortem on Gabe’s first time hosting the show, how that got to Marvel/Disney/Fox/Comics actor talk, is beyond me. It then spun off onto family chat an...