Star Wars Minute
1,550 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.4K ratingsAlex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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Attack of the Clones Minute 65: Wheel Theory
February 10, 2017 07:00 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBANAKIN and PADME ride a rickshaw through the streets. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 64: The Same Wum-Wum
February 09, 2017 07:00 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MBJango Fett's ship lifts off from the platform and heads up into the lowering sky. It disappears. Lightning flashes. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 63: Metal Mushroom
February 08, 2017 07:00 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MBLocked together, OBI-WAN and JANGO FETT plummet down toward the raging ocean. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 62: Super Wet Bathrobe
February 07, 2017 07:00 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MBJANGO FETT draws his gun and fires at the charging JEDI. OBI-WAN deflects the blast and swings at JANGO FETT. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 61: Antimacassar
February 06, 2017 07:00 - 27 minutes - 24.7 MBANAKIN opens his eyes and looks at her. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 60: Unhappy Ending
February 03, 2017 07:00 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MBANAKIN is on the balcony overlooking the gardens. After a moment, PAMDE comes onto the balcony behind him. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 59: Middle Management
February 02, 2017 08:00 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MBYODA and MACE WINDU listen as a hologram of OBI-WAN stands between them broadcasting the massage. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 58: Scramble the Folks
February 01, 2017 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23 MBR4 D17, Obi-Wan's Astro-Droid, who is sitting on top of Obi-Wan's Starfighter, switches on and BEEPS. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 57: Opera
January 31, 2017 08:00 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MBOBI-WAN stands with LAMA SU and TAUN WE just inside the open door. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 56: Invisible Smells
January 30, 2017 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MBThere is silence as they stare at the fire. ANAKIN is thinking. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 55: Agony
January 27, 2017 08:00 - 20 minutes - 18.4 MBSilence. The logs flame in the hearth. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 54: Space Ducks
January 26, 2017 08:00 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBThe dessert is some kind of fruit. PADME picks up her fork and goes to spear a piece, but it moves! Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 53: Miss Kamino
January 25, 2017 08:00 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MBOBI-WAN and TAUN WE go out. The door slides closed. JANGO FETT turns to his son. He is deep in thought. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 52: Close the Door
January 24, 2017 08:00 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBJANGO FETT comes in from the bedroom. He wears a jumpsuit. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 51: Reminiscent of the Cloud People
January 23, 2017 08:00 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MBOBI-WAN, TAUN WE, and BOBA FETT enter the apartment. OBI-WAN looks around the room. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 50: Fake
January 20, 2017 08:00 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MBThe SHAAK bucks, and ANAKIN falls off. PADME laughs even harder. ANAKIN lies still. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 49: Vote for Yoda
January 19, 2017 08:00 - 22 minutes - 20.8 MBPADME and ANAKIN are in the middle of an idyllic hilly meadow, its lush grasses sprinkled with flowers. At a distance, a herd of SHAAKS graze contentedly. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 48: Plain Hamburger
January 18, 2017 08:00 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBTHOUSANDS OF STORMTROOPERS, faces covered by helmets, are marching and drilling in formations of several hundred. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 47: Cool Clones
January 17, 2017 08:00 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MBLAMA SU conducts OBI-WAN through a large eating area. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 46: Lose Yourself
January 16, 2017 08:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBANAKIN kisses PADME. She doesn't resist. She comes to her senses and pulls away. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 45: Creepy Swallow
January 13, 2017 08:00 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBPADME becomes aware that ANAKIN is looking at her. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 44: Good Typo
January 12, 2017 08:00 - 26 minutes - 24 MBOBI-WAN masks his surprise as they move away along the corridor. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 43: Wet Equivocation
January 11, 2017 08:00 - 20 minutes - 19 MBLAMA SU indicates a chair. OBI-WAN sits. TAUN WE hovers. The room is bathed in brilliant white light. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 42: Blissex
January 10, 2017 08:00 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MBA Brilliant white light. OBI-WAN pushes the soaking hood from his face. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 41: Bibblesplaining
January 09, 2017 08:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBSIO BIBBLE and QUEEN JAMILLIA exchange a look. Something is going on here. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 40: Personal Vision
January 06, 2017 08:00 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBQUEEN JAMILLIA is seated on the throne, flanked by SIO BIBBLE and a COUPLE OF ADVISORS. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 39: Dangerous and Disturbing
January 05, 2017 08:00 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MBANAKIN and PADME walk toward the palace. ARTOO continues to follow. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 38: We're the Jedi
January 04, 2017 08:00 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MBThere is a brief pause. Then a CHILD puts its hand up. YODA nods. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 37: The Bear Clan
January 03, 2017 08:00 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBOBI-WAN comes out onto the veranda and stops, watching TWENTY or so FOUR-YEAR-OLDS doing training exercises, supervised by YODA. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 36: Alex P. Keaton
January 02, 2017 08:00 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBThe great, gloomy hold is crowded with EMIGRANTS and their belongings. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 35: A House on Elm Street
December 30, 2016 08:00 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MBJOCASTA NU taps the keyboard and frowns. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 34: None of Us Here
December 29, 2016 08:00 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MBDEXTER grins. He puts the dart down between them. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 33: Little More Than a Novelty
December 28, 2016 08:00 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MBDEXTER picks up the dart delicately between his puffy fingers and peers at it. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 32: Gaslighting the Gaslighter
December 27, 2016 08:00 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBOBI-WAN comes to a kind of alien diner. On the steamed-up window it says "DEX'S DINER" in alien lettering. He goes inside. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 31: Podme
December 26, 2016 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBANAKIN and PADME, dressed in Outland peasant outfits, get up and head for the door where CAPTAIN TYPHO, DORME and OBI-WAN are waiting to hand them their luggage. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 30: Nothing Happens on Naboo
December 23, 2016 08:00 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MBA small bus speeds toward the massive freighter docks of Coruscant's Industrial area. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 29: Showin' Off Mad Skillz
December 22, 2016 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27 MBANAKIN backs away as PADME turns and goes back to her packing. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 28: Pianos
December 21, 2016 08:00 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MBANAKIN and JAR JAR stand near the door of the anteroom to PADME'S bedroom. PADME and DORME move about packing luggage. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 27: Marriott
December 20, 2016 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MBMACE WINDU and YODA walk down the long hallways, silhouetted by a lit room at the end. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 26: Infomercial
December 19, 2016 08:00 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MBThe vast Jedi Temple sits on an endless flat plain, silhouetted by a against the traffic-filled sky. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 25: A Horse's Hoof
December 16, 2016 08:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBOBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to see an ARMOURED ROCKET-MAN taking off from a roof high above. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 24: The Matrix
December 15, 2016 08:00 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBThe gun is raised to aim directly at his back, and suddenly OBI-WAN turns fast. His lightsaber flashes. There is a shrill SCREAM and ZAM'S ARM hits the floor. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 23: No-Name Sport Involving Robots
December 14, 2016 08:00 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBOBI-WAN heads for the bar. ANAKIN blinks in surprise, then moves into the room, where ALIEN FACES look back at him with hostility, suspicion, and invitation as he moves among the tables. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 22: Backdoor Kenobi
December 13, 2016 08:00 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MBAhead, ZAM turns in through a door and disappears. A nightclub sign is flashing over the door. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 21: One-Minute Car Crash
December 12, 2016 08:00 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MBJust as the dragster is about to nose dive into the ground, ZAM pulls it out, and it slides hard on the pavement in a shower of sparks. ANAKIN goes flying into the street. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 20: Jedi Janitor
December 09, 2016 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MBANAKIN jumps out of the speeder. Guest commentator: Cassandra Fredrickson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 19: Karate Schools
December 08, 2016 08:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBANAKIN turns up a side street, zooming up several small passageways, then stops, hovering about fifty stories up. Guest commentator: Jim O'Kane See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 18: This Is Where a Human Would Be Laughing
December 07, 2016 08:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBHuge electrical bolts shoot between the buildings as the speeders pass. Guest commentator: Scott Carelli See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 17: G-g-g-g-g-g-g
December 06, 2016 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27 MBOBI-WAN falls fifty stories, until a speeder drops down next to him, and he manages to grab onto the back end of the speeder and haul himself toward the cockpit. Guest commentator: Tom Taylor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Attack of the Clones Minute 16: F-canon
December 05, 2016 08:00 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBWhen the pilot of the speeder, a scruffy bounty hunter called ZAM WESELL, sees the DROID approach with OBI-WAN hanging on, she pulls a long rifle out of the speeder and starts to fire at the JEDI. Guest commentator: John Ingle See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.