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Stand Off!

118 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratings

Join Kat and Kingdom in Stand Off! as we work our way through a bracket to determine, objectively, which Stand Ability from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the greatest of them all.

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S1E43 - 43 - Made in Heaven or, as I Like to Call It: "Stupid Horse by 100 Gecs"

July 29, 2020 14:00 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MB

Echoes VS Sex Pistols is just a bunch of little dudes going out it to try to figure out which the better group of little dudes is. I think we made the right choice but I'm sure that's gonna be a divisive one. There's a very bad joke about Made in Heaven's appearance that I cut from the episode and refuse to make here. Honestly? If I could, I'd scrub the sentence from my own memory. It kind of sucks. Shout out to friend of the show Fiona for being funnier than me and letting me bastardize t...

S1E42 - 42 - You Wouldn't Download a Stand

July 22, 2020 14:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MB

Sorry for all the Bible talk but the payoff at the end is too good to have cut it. Rolling Stone's user seriously looks exactly like Jesus though. Also Paisley Park is just so good. The JJBA inspired TTRPG is called Eidolon btw. I knew a two podcasts are going that are playtesting it but I think they're behind a patreon paywall? I do not remember. It was a fun system though and I recommend checking it out if you're interested! Matchups: Tenor Sax VS Paisley Park Rolling Stones VS Hieroph...

S1E41 - 41 - Can We Get a Survivor in the Chat Please?

July 15, 2020 14:00 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

Big Content Warning for Self Harm/Suicide in this one associated with Highway to Hell's ability. Skip to 10:55 to avoid our discussion of the Stand's ability and to 13:59 to skip our discussion of the stand entirely. We joke we joke, we actually have close to 50 regular listeners and we love all of you. We hate Vanilla Ice though. That dude is a tool and a menace. Wild how many musicians have movie careers too though. Matchups: Highway to Hell VS Harvest Cream VS Survivor Find the show ...

S1E40 - 40 - Burger King Spicy Chicken Standwich

July 08, 2020 14:00 - 46 minutes - 43 MB

In hindisight, we probably shouldn't have worn the best joke about Manhattan Transfer into the ground before we even got to it and then execute the joke SO poorly it had to be cut. That's just the way it goes I guess. MC Skat Cat frightens me. Matchups: Love Deluxe VS Stone Free Magician's Red VS Manhattan Transfer Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizard...

39.5 - Jorge Joestar "Audio Book" Chapter 1

July 01, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

For those of y'all who didn't see: this week Kingdom is having some mic troubles so I present to you Chapter One of Jorge Joestar read like an audio book! I hope you enjoy! I cannot do character voices and for that I am sorry. Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E39 - 39 - Halo Reach x Steel Ball Run Fanfic

June 24, 2020 14:00 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MB

This is one of the ones where the title has almost nothing to do with the episode. Funny shownotes are on haitus this week. They requested PTO like, two months ago, and I forgot to find someone to cover for them. That is simply how it is sometimes. Matchups: 20th Century Boy VS Clash Catch the Rainbow VS Surface Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E38 - 38 - Shout out to Fat Chocobo

June 17, 2020 14:00 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MB

That picture of Joubin and Speed King still haunts me. I don't care if I was the one who was wrong -- it stil doesn't sit right with me. Please eagerly await Bigger Joubin Theory, my new project in which I take Bigger Luke Theory and just replace every Star Wars word with a Jojo's word. This show is also just devolving into chaos. We don't have bloopers any more just more content. The ending of this one is especially indicitave of that. Fat Chocobo. Matchups: Green Day VS Talking Head B...

S1E37 - 37 - Red Hot Chili Pepper is a Blight on my Soul

June 10, 2020 14:00 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MB

You wouldn't think we'd talk about weed more in this one than the one with the Snoop Dogg reference but, here we are. We were full of Jorge Joestar energy when we recorded this so it's a bit spicy. Matchups: Tower of Gray VS Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure Killer Queen (Part 4) VS Red Hot Chili Pepper Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

36.5: Blackout Tuesday: Support Black Creators

June 02, 2020 23:38 - 9 minutes - 8.95 MB

Ways you can help and educate yourself Love Sadkid Unroolie Airospace Ska Tune Network JaxBlade Gary Cook Jr. Kingdom and I will be matching up to $100 in donations each for donations towards Bail Funds with a current need for donations (make sure to check), Mutual Aid Funds, fundraisers/funds supporting Black Trans Women, and the Black Lives Matter movement directly. Send us your receipts to be matched.

S1E36 - 36 - Kraft Work has Touched the Comedic Potential of this Podcast

May 27, 2020 14:00 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

We don't steal any bits on this podcast. Vinny Vinesauce who? That Snoop Dogg bit was 100% pure unadulterated Kat content. Katent if you will. This Podcast is ultimately going to devolve into just 100% One Piece talk and talk that is tangental to One Piece. That's just how it be. Matchups: Doggy Style VS Planet Waves King Nothing VS Kraft Work Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucou...

S1E35 - 35 - Zeno's Paradox is for Chumps

May 13, 2020 14:00 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MB

The second and final episode of the squaky chair arc. I, Kat, got very tired in the middle of this one and I feel like it imparts a solid energy to the episode, though I may be biased. Shout out to Diogenes for, upong hearing about Zeno's Paradox, just got up and went for a walk. It wasn't a solid logical argument but you gotta love the snark. You also gotta love the drawing in Part 6 explaing what Green, Green Grass of Home does, its hilarious. Matchups: Under World VS Marilyn Manson St...

S1E34 - 34 - And Then Jesus Said 「TICKET TO RIDE」

May 06, 2020 14:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

New recording location for Kingdom means some fun chair sounds. Couldn't ge tthem all out, but they should be lessened more-so in further episodes. Killer Queen is a stand os nice we get to talk about it twice. Well, maybe more than that depending on how the brackt goes. At least twice. Gyro: oh hey ur are back early Johnny: stand's haunted Gyro: what? Johnny: *loading Tusk Act 3 and getting back on Slow Dancer* stand's haunted Matchups: Gold Experience VS Killer Queen (Jojolion) Tic...

S1E33 - 33 - It's WereGarurumon's World... We're Just Living in It

April 29, 2020 14:00 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

I hope you like Tusk! Because tere's a lot of Tusk. Like, almost 50% of an episode of Tusk. It's lucky we love it so much or we'd probaly hate it at this point if it wasn't awesome. Oh yeah, Soft & Wet is here too. Another protagonist stand that just gets completely overshadowed. Just kidding, Horus is the only overshadowed stand this episode. That poor bird-bug got a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad seed. Matchups: Tusk VS Scary Monsters Horus VS Soft & Wet Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPo...

S1E32 - 32 - "Fucking Goo Goo Gaa Gaa I'm a Baby Gimme My Bottle"

April 22, 2020 14:00 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

Somehow the episodes with stand that I expect to not get much content from wind up being solid epsiodes and episodes I think we'll be able to riff well wind up short. Funny how that works out. That is to say, this episode is pretty solid. All of the birds died in 1986 due to DIO killing them and replacing them with Manahttan Transfers that are now watching us. The birds work for the Green Dolphin Street Prison. Matchups: Dark Blue Moon VS In a Silent Way Cheap Trick VS Goo Goo Dolls Fin...

S1E31 - 31 - Geb Is Flubber's Dad

April 15, 2020 14:00 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MB

Stand Off! Is back after a week long hiatus. We took time to recenter, find ourselves, and fine 8-ball for iOS. It's really good that after a non-normal episode and a week off we come back to three great stands. Really, all winners this one. Not a stinker in sight. Matchups: Schott Key No. 2 VS Metallica Geb VS The Grateful Dead Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City...

Stan Megami Tensei 46 - April 1st, Afternoon, Flu Season

April 01, 2020 14:00 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

Before you write in: yes I explain Gnosticism very poorly and really should write a script to read every time it comes up but I'm laaaaazy. Also, I have not watched the anime we mention and I tacitly refuse to. Do not talk to me about it. Mothman really is just the cutest little dude. Oh, and happy April Fools. Me telling you that Atlus and Persona Team suck shit and you should pirate or otherwise steal all their games if you really feel the need to play them isn't April Fools though. Serio...

S1E30 - 30 - The Fred Durst Takeover

March 25, 2020 14:00 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MB

Guess who forgot to change her input device to her good mic in both tracks she recorded for this! Me, Kat! Sorry for the kinda rough audio and clicking on my side because of it. That won't be present in future episodes. Fred Durst Facts is sadly not a recurring segment on Stand Off going forward, despite my pleading. According to Kingdom "the man only does so much." A great bit was born and died this day Matchups: Judgement VS Gold Experience Requiem Limp Bizkit VS Paper Moon King Find ...

S1E29 - 29 - Pick Your Head Up Kingdom, Your Crown is Falling

March 18, 2020 14:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

I really don't know what to say about this one. In person recording is a beast of its own. This is rowdy and messy and all over the place and, to be honest, i think thats just the Stand Off! Spirit. Wild Honey: Bee or Not a Bee, you be the judge. (Please Note: The original artist is named あかねこ. I couldn't find them on pixiv or through some extensive googling. Apologies for not posting from the source.) Matchups: California King Bed VS Superfly Achtung Baby VS Hermit Purple Find the show...

S1E28 - 28 - Let It Rest

March 11, 2020 14:00 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

Things are only going to continue to get this heated from here on. Recording in person really facilitates getting really pissed of at eachother. This is a good episode. Here's your homework as discussed. Matchups: Sticky Fingers VS Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Crazy Diamond VS Hey Ya! Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E27 - 27 - Drink Water. This is a Threat.

March 04, 2020 15:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB

I can't tell if in person episodes are the best or the most unlistenable episodes. I don't think those things are mutually exclusive. Obligatory Chariot Requiem be walking joke goes here. Matchups: Boy II Man VS White Album Chariot Requiem VS Aqua Necklace Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E26 - 26 - The Giant Ratt that Makes all of the Cubes

February 26, 2020 15:00 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MB

This will make sense when you listen to the episode. Probably. Matchups: Ratt VS Justice Tubular Bells VS Beach Boy Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E25 - 25 - Hato Be Walking (Heart)

February 19, 2020 15:00 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MB

I can't believe I got my birthday wrong. I kept saying it's next week but like, it's this Friday. We recorded this the Monday before it came out, how did i make that mistake? Also I pronounces Les Feuilles wrong this whole episode. Apparently you pronounce it like you're slurring "Fuh" and Eye." Not like "fwee." That was one of the wrongest ways I could have said it. Hato really do be walking though. Matchups: Walking Heart VS Whitesnake Les Feuilles VS Burning Down the House Find the ...

S1E24 - 24 - Let's Play Stand Off! Episode 28: Epic Turtle Moments

February 12, 2020 15:00 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

Ok so Hammer Space first appeared, unnamed as such, back in the golden day of Warner Bro's animations. That makes sense. Totally a Bugs Bunny move. Apparently a source for the actual term is fans of Ranma 1/2 which is cool. I sure enjoyed that manga in middle school for some reason. Also. Coco Jumbo is actually a tortoise. We're frauds. Matchups: Mr. President VS Weather Report Fun Fun Fun VS Bastet Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdo...

S1E23 - 23 - That's Ozone Babey!

February 05, 2020 15:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

Sky High is adorable and if you disagree you're wrong. At the very least you can agree that it's 100x cuter than every other stand in this episode. Rock human stands are cool and they look incredibly distinct but, so many of them look so weird. The one that looks like an Evangelion angel is real cool though. we'll get there. Who would win in a fight? A cool bracelet or a literaly army? Find out here. Matchups: Sky High VS Bad Company I Am a Rock VS Ozon Baby Find the show on Twitter at ...

S1E22 - 22 - Lang Wrangler on My Booty

January 29, 2020 15:00 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MB

Stands truly are just the Digimon of anime if you really think about it. And yes, we know it's not a 3.5 page muda for Jotaro, it's an Ora. We both just had collective memory failure. I'm so so glad that our stupid podcast where we say shit like "Roblox" stand ate the BBC's lunch with our title. It makes my heart full. Matchups: Jumpin' Jack Flash VS Lovers Brain Storm VS Oasis Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). O...

S1E21 - 21 - Dutifully Deep Diving to Diver Down's Darkest Details

January 22, 2020 15:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MB

Alliterating is much much easier when you have time to sit and think it out. I know it seems like we're hard on Part 3 Stands but come on, was anyone really rooting for Sun? If you show me your dated and notorized Stand Off Bracket Predictions (tm) that predicted Sun would win I'll like, write you a condolences card or something. Matchups: Notorious B.I.G. VS Mandom Sun VS Diver Down Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingd...

S1E20 - 20 - Do You Think Oasis's User Eats Worms Down There?

January 15, 2020 15:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

Back to that stand content you crave! The holidays are over and we're ready to get very, very frustrated about stands again. Bioarboreal is the word Kingdom was looking for somewhere in here if you're curious. Do mandrakes grow up to be adults? Are they bioarboreal in design? None of that is addressed in this episode but it really makes ya think. Matchups: Born This Way VS Thoth Oasis VS Sugar Mountain Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kin...

19.5 - We Actually Talk about Ourselves in this One

January 08, 2020 15:00 - 46 minutes - 43 MB

Hello Listeners! Due to the Holidays we don't have a real episode for this week, so please enjoy this preview of our Patreon. This is the type of content you can expect monthly at our $1 tier, and we have plans for higher tiers going forward. Make sure to check us out at our patreon. Please note there is a super heavy part seven spoiler in the stretch of episode from 24:00-25:15 Our first ever Patreon exclusive episode! Thank you all so much for liking us enough to donate and for listening...

S1E19 - 19 - Kingdom's Pickle Son

January 01, 2020 15:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Fatal Frame is my favorite horror game of the 21st century. It's really interesting how they subvert the structure by having the Camera Obscura as the antagonist in this one. This second matchup physically hurts me to think about. Neither of these stands are like, heinous in the way others are but I abhor them both. Matchups: Atom Heart Father VS C-Moon Yo-Yo Ma VS Doctor Wu Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) &...

18.5 - The Stand Off! Holiday Special 2019

December 25, 2019 15:00 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MB

Happy Holidays Stand Off! fans! Pour yourself some hot beverage of your choice, cuddle up by the fire, and join us for our holiday special. Spend your Christmas Day 2019 with us luxurating in good humor and better Christmas movie villains. And know this: if your family sucks this holiday season -- we're your family now. No take backs. Our Intro/Outro Music for our Holiday 2019 Special is ["On a Cold Winter Morning"] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKGIZwKNmAg) by [Cal's Calzones on Youtu...

S1E18 - 18 - Gun Dad

December 18, 2019 15:00 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MB

On this one we continue the time-honored trend of refusing to talk about the light novels for free. Purple Haze is still pretty solid without Purple Haze: Feedback stuff though. Not many stands have capes, you know? Here at Stand Off! we vibe to lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to and lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to alone. Matchups: Yellow Temperance VS Doobie Wah! Emperor VS Purple Haze Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku)...

18 - Gun Dad

December 18, 2019 15:00 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MB

On this one we continue the time-honored trend of refusing to talk about the light novels for free. Purple Haze is still pretty solid without Purple Haze: Feedback stuff though. Not many stands have capes, you know? Here at Stand Off! we vibe to lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to and lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to alone. Matchups: Yellow Temperance VS Doobie Wah! Emperor VS Purple Haze Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku)...

17 - Chock Full O' Baby Stands

December 11, 2019 15:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

CW: Sexual Assault: One of the stands in this episode, Baby Face, has an ability that deals with sexual assault. The discussion of the ability is from the timestamps 16:30-20:50, though not all of that deals with that specific aspect. Discussion of the stand as a whole is from 14:35-22:45 A baby sized episode of a bunch of baby sized stands. I actually don't think this is our shortest one yet, but it's definitely close. There just wasn't a whole lot to talk about! Baby stands are cute but n...

S1E17 - 17 - Chock Full O' Baby Stands

December 11, 2019 15:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

CW: Sexual Assault: One of the stands in this episode, Baby Face, has an ability that deals with sexual assault. The discussion of the ability is from the timestamps 16:30-20:50, though not all of that deals with that specific aspect. Discussion of the stand as a whole is from 14:35-22:45 A baby sized episode of a bunch of baby sized stands. I actually don't think this is our shortest one yet, but it's definitely close. There just wasn't a whole lot to talk about! Baby stands are cute but n...

S1E16 - 16 - Not Confirmed to Not Make Sense

December 04, 2019 15:00 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MB

I can't wait for Stand Off! to go down in history as the podcast to resurrect Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts discourse. I dare someone out there to write a dissertation on the intersection of Catholic Theology and the events of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure parts 7 & 8. I will personally record a 10 second audio clip of me saying "thank you" if you do this. Matchups: Kiss VS Black Sabbath Milagro Man VS Nut King Call Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMik...

16 - Not Confirmed to Not Make Sense

December 04, 2019 15:00 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MB

I can't wait for Stand Off! to go down in history as the podcast to resurrect Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts discourse. I dare someone out there to write a dissertation on the intersection of Catholic Theology and the events of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure parts 7 & 8. I will personally record a 10 second audio clip of me saying "thank you" if you do this. Matchups: Kiss VS Black Sabbath Milagro Man VS Nut King Call Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMik...

S1E15 - 15 - Damn, He's a Stand AND He's Got a Beak? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

November 27, 2019 15:00 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

Thus ends the saga of Kingdom's roommate not being chill and watching movies every time we try to record. Apologies for that the past few episodes, but it should be far less frequent in the future. Also, please don't actually bring back the foot jokes. I know I say to, but I don't mean it. We've gone so long without any and I really don't need that energy in my life anymore. Matchups: Death XIII VS Highway Star Sethan VS Pearl Jam Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by ...

15 - Damn, He's a Stand AND He's Got a Beak? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

November 27, 2019 15:00 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

Thus ends the saga of Kingdom's roommate not being chill and watching movies every time we try to record. Apologies for that the past few episodes, but it should be far less frequent in the future. Also, please don't actually bring back the foot jokes. I know I say to, but I don't mean it. We've gone so long without any and I really don't need that energy in my life anymore. Matchups: Death XIII VS Highway Star Sethan VS Pearl Jam Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by ...

14 - A Denim Flesh Boy

November 20, 2019 15:00 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MB

The title is not a McElroy reference. Please do not say the word McElroy at me. I like them but this is our own joke, our own IP, and if they ever say these exact words on one of their programs we're gonna sue. And yes, I said the Persona Character's name wrong. That's fine though. Atlus and Persona Team both owe me reperations any way. Matchups: Jail House Lock VS Foo Fighters Wired VS Star Platinum Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdo...

S1E14 - 14 - A Denim Flesh Boy

November 20, 2019 15:00 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MB

The title is not a McElroy reference. Please do not say the word McElroy at me. I like them but this is our own joke, our own IP, and if they ever say these exact words on one of their programs we're gonna sue. And yes, I said the Persona Character's name wrong. That's fine though. Atlus and Persona Team both owe me reperations any way. Matchups: Jail House Lock VS Foo Fighters Wired VS Star Platinum Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdo...

13 - Haters Will See you Erase Space to Teleport and be Like "Damn, They Can't Even Afford a Wheel of Fortune"

November 13, 2019 15:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Oi Josuke, I used The Hand to erase all of the bad parts of this episode, making it high quality content. Following that statement, I refuse to apologize for the amount of time we spent talking about Digimon. Matchups: High Priestess VS King Crimson Wheel of Fortune VS The Hand Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E13 - 13 - Haters Will See you Erase Space to Teleport and be Like "Damn, They Can't Even Afford a Wheel of Fortune"

November 13, 2019 15:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Oi Josuke, I used The Hand to erase all of the bad parts of this episode, making it high quality content. Following that statement, I refuse to apologize for the amount of time we spent talking about Digimon. Matchups: High Priestess VS King Crimson Wheel of Fortune VS The Hand Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E12 - 12 - Bro-Clipping is the New Juul

November 06, 2019 15:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Bro, We Are Nameless Men . Its Ok To Cy Around Me . Im Ur Best Friend . I Love You . ... Bro, We Are Clipp ing Into Eachother Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ... The Hidden Lore is that Number 4 exists and got tired of being bullied for being unlucky so he faked his own death and took on the Alias of Mr. Smith. Narancia is too scatterbrained to realize that there wasn't always a pilot in Aerosmith and just went with it. Matchups: Earth, Wind & Fire VS Sex Pistols Aerosmith VS Tatoo You! ...

12 - Bro-Clipping is the New Juul

November 06, 2019 15:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Bro, We Are Nameless Men . Its Ok To Cy Around Me . Im Ur Best Friend . I Love You . ... Bro, We Are Clipp ing Into Eachother Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ... The Hidden Lore is that Number 4 exists and got tired of being bullied for being unlucky so he faked his own death and took on the Alias of Mr. Smith. Narancia is too scatterbrained to realize that there wasn't always a pilot in Aerosmith and just went with it. Matchups: Earth, Wind & Fire VS Sex Pistols Aerosmith VS Tatoo You! ...

11.5 - Scare Off!: Live from the Woods

October 30, 2019 14:00 - 45 minutes - 42.6 MB

Happy Halloween! I was expecting some Electronic Voice Phenomena but the ghosts stayed silent. Shout out to the person who showed up at the start of our recording, the football game that was way louder than i expected, and the lingering dread I felt throughout this entire recording session. And shout out to you for listening! After this we've got normal episodes for a good while. Enjoy your Halloween. Our Intro/Outro Music for our Halloween Special is ["B O O S E G U M P S"] (https://www.yo...

S1E11 - 11 - So in the Sixth Part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean, They're Already Broken Out of Prison, But the Name Works Once You Realize That Jojo's Is a Prison

October 23, 2019 14:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Audio Quality is a little off in this one. Adjusting to some recording prediciments resulted in some background noise on both ends -- nothing terribly though. I blame Silver Chariot's FTL sword lunges. Also, I'm not a cop. Not even the Stand Off Cop. This podcast is a Narc Free Zone. Speaking of not narcing, do not tell the Gintama folks that I stole their epiosde title. Matchups: Stone Free VS Stray Cat Harvest VS Silver Chariot Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by K...

11 - So in the Sixth Part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean, They're Already Broken Out of Prison, But the Name Works Once You Realize That Jojo's Is a Prison

October 23, 2019 14:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Audio Quality is a little off in this one. Adjusting to some recording prediciments resulted in some background noise on both ends -- nothing terribly though. I blame Silver Chariot's FTL sword lunges. Also, I'm not a cop. Not even the Stand Off Cop. This podcast is a Narc Free Zone. Speaking of not narcing, do not tell the Gintama folks that I stole their epiosde title. Matchups: Stone Free VS Stray Cat Harvest VS Silver Chariot Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by K...

10.5 - Moody Blues' Playback

October 17, 2019 00:30 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MB

Thank you all so much for joining us for this experimental epiosde! I hope you like it as much as I liked putting it together. Please stay tuned through the end for a special announcement. Join us next week for: Stone Free VS Stray Cat Harvest VS Silver Chariot Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom) Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E10 - 10 - 「THE • WORLD」Ends with You

October 09, 2019 14:00 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MB

I'm so upset we had to talk about Empress at all. Why are some of these stands so gross? Why does it have to be this way? How DID Clash get so small? Speaking of Boku no Rhythm, have y'all ever seen that picture of a shoebill carrying a duckling in its mouth? That image is anxiety incarnate and I recommend you search it up if you're having trouble picturing the stand. Matchups: Clash VS Empress Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure VS The World Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted...

10 - 「THE • WORLD」Ends with You

October 09, 2019 14:00 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MB

I'm so upset we had to talk about Empress at all. Why are some of these stands so gross? Why does it have to be this way? How DID Clash get so small? Speaking of Boku no Rhythm, have y'all ever seen that picture of a shoebill carrying a duckling in its mouth? That image is anxiety incarnate and I recommend you search it up if you're having trouble picturing the stand. Matchups: Clash VS Empress Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure VS The World Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted...

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