SJ159: MacBook Pro supersized, Chromebooks get dissed, IBM hearts Apple, another Watch win, and more

The crew welcome back Malcolm Owen from the good ship AppleInsider onboard to cover for Cap'n Mike, who has taken our new shuttlecraft -- nicknamed the SS Poor WiFi Experience -- to one of the most magical places on Earth for a rare family sabbatical. Naturally, Apple chooses this opportunity to unleash the long-rumored 16-inch MacBook Pro, announce an actual shipping month window for the new Mac Pro and XDR Display, and relay the news that the Enterprise Assimilation project is complete -- 100 percent of the Fortune 500 companies now use at least some Apple products.

There's also a fair spate of bad news, from an iPhone scam to a feud with Chromebook to concern about Apple's News+ service, and of course Facebook is once again embroiled in scandal, "bugs" that have been "fixed," and other really bad ideas. All this plus the heartwarming story of a boy who used Apple tech to discover his indoor voice (no, we're not talking about Cap'n Charles), and some new competition in the server-chip market. All this and more, cadets, so put on your astro-whitegloves and let's get the kettle for Malcolm and William on next week's show -- it's gonna get all British up in this joint!