Sorted: Not A Harry Potter Podcast
84 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsThis is not a Harry Potter podcast, but instead, a podcast about everything else viewed through the lens of Harry Potter. We take characters from pop-culture media and, through the power of character analysis, decide which Hogwarts house they would be sorted into. Inbetween the jokes, that is
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Episodes
"Slytherin Eyebrows" - Animal Crossing Villagers: Sorted BONUS
August 25, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBWe are very excited to bring you a special bonus episode... from the brand new Mr & Mrs Fierce! We are releasing this on our WEDDING DAY Y'ALL! After we sorted Animal Crossing, we had requests to sort all of the villagers too. You asked for it, so here it is! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew...
"Rahm Emanuel Garbage House" - The West Wing: Sorted
August 19, 2020 12:37 - 58 minutes - 59.1 MBWe serve at the pleasure of the Pocket Podcast Network, even when it's not our show! John and Bethany from Home Viewing take over while JD and Alex go watch the entire Back to the Future trilogy series on their podcast. It's time to put a full lid on the staff of The West Wing. Check out John & Bethany: http://twitter.com/HomeViewingPod Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter an...
"Resolve Cthulu!" - Digimon Adventure: Sorted
August 05, 2020 13:37 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBIt's time to get a bit cerebral, as we sort the deeply complex characters of Digimon Adventure; characters who get power ups based on their key personality trait, such as courage - BOY I WONDER WHAT HOUSE HE'S IN. Alex gets passionate about Cthulu. JD gets passionate about everything, but mostly Davis. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter....
"Most of them ARE dead" - Hamilton: Sorted
July 22, 2020 12:42 - 53 minutes - 56.4 MBWe are not throwing away our shot at sorting your favourite musical, Hamilton (not Put That Thing Back Where It Came From: The Musical), so come and join us if you want to be in the room where it happens. We've got all your favourite fictionalised characters, such as Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr, sir... and Peggy. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http...
"She sells She-Ra by the Sea Hawk" - She-Ra: Sorted
July 08, 2020 13:11 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBWater... Ice... Plant... Lightning... Sparkles? Long ago, the princesses lived together in harmony... then, everything changed when the horde attacked. Only She-Ra, master of all the princesses, could stop them, but when the world needed her most, she vanished. Thousands of years passed, and my boyfriend and I discovered the new She-Ra, a horde soldier named Adora, and though her princess skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone. But I believe Adora can save...
"Too dumb to live" - Homestar Runner: Sorted
June 24, 2020 14:52 - 1 hour - 79.4 MB"Everyone loves the Lachlan. He is a terrific podcaster." - So says Michael Freitag, our guest in this episode, sorting Homestar Runner! Gather round as Michael melts our minds with the absurdity that was formed by one of the Internet's earliest shows. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! Check out Michael: @admiralamara And his show, Green Mountain Mysteries: @GMMCast You can also find us individually on Twitter and el...
"The Scooby-Dooniverse" - Scoob!: Sorted
June 10, 2020 14:15 - 41 minutes - 42.3 MBZoinks! Jinkies! Jeepers! Ruh-roh! And whatever Fred says! We're sorting Mystery Inc, and all your other favourite Scooby-Doo characters! Like... Dick Dastardly? Captain Caveman!? And Simon Cowell!? AGAIN!? Check out our affiliate, EyeBuyDirect at https://eyebuydirect.sjv.io/ppn where until June 30th, you can use code 20OFF80FS for $20 off orders $80+ plus free shipping, or code TAN30 to get 30% off any orders of $65 or more! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us i...
"One cheesy boy" - Miraculous: Sorted
May 27, 2020 13:06 - 59 minutes - 61.6 MBTime to de-evilise! Wait, no, time to sort Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir! Are Alex and JD simply the best, the luckiest, up to the test when things go wrong? Check out our guest episode over on STEAMpunks! https://anchor.fm/steampunks/episodes/PPN-Guest-Month-ft--Sorted-eec686 And JD's guest episode over on Not If I Reboot You First! https://notifirebootyoufirst.podbean.com/e/86-jd-teaches-team-miraculous-how-to-apologize/ Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod an...
"The beef is ready." - Yuri on Ice: Sorted
May 13, 2020 13:01 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBAin't no rule that says a dog can't skate... but two Yuri's is too many! John from Home Viewing and Them's the Facts joins us to sort the characters of Yuri on Ice, and to settle an old score once and for all... Check out John: http://twitter.com/JohnMakesMixes And his shows, Home Viewing: http://twitter.com/HomeViewingPod and Them's the Facts: http://twitter.com/themsthecast Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can...
"Everything is eggs!" - Animal Crossing: Sorted
April 29, 2020 12:40 - 55 minutes - 56.5 MBAs part of Avatar April, we're sorting - Animal Crossing? Just in time for New Horizons... which came out a month ago? Wuh-oh, something's gone wrong there, but we can fix that by using time travel - if we want to be CHEATERS! Check out our sponsor, EyeBuyDirect, at https://eyebuydirect.sjv.io/PPN where until June 30th you can use code 20OFF80FS for $20 off orders $80+ plus free shipping, or code TAN30 to get 30% off any orders of $65 with code TAN30. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.c...
"If you love a vegetable..." - Avatar: Sorted
April 15, 2020 13:06 - 44 minutes - 42.3 MBFlameo, hotman! This time it's for real; we're sorting the characters of Avatar: The Last Airbender into their Hogwarts houses. After last week's madness, we must sort the Avatar to regain our honour! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.poc...
"Joalbus Dumblejo" - Harry Potter: Sorted?
April 01, 2020 04:05 - 45 minutes - 44.2 MBIn this completely typical episode of Sorted posted on a very normal prank-free day, we're sorting Harry Potter - just like we do every episode! Today, we're sorting Harry Potter characters into the elements of Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD An...
"Do bats have boobs?" - Sonic the Hedgehog: Sorted
March 18, 2020 13:15 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBNow I'll show you... our new episode! We gotta sort fast, so follow me, as well as our guest, Bryan as we sort Sonic the Hedgehog. Check out Bryan: http://twitter.com/BryanPWallis Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"Maximum dead!" - The Good Place: Sorted
March 04, 2020 13:09 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBToday, we're Dereking the characters of The Derek Place into their Hogwarts Dereks. Or... something like that. Don't worry; everything is fine. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"House of Billy" - Dr Horrible: Sorted
February 19, 2020 14:52 - 35 minutes - 34.6 MBI cannot believe my eyes! Is the world finally growing wise? Well, no, but we are - wise to Dr Horrible's Singalong Blog! This episode contains more singing than EVER BEFORE! And more houses than ever before! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http:/...
"Some kind of bird noise" - Stardust: Sorted
February 05, 2020 14:00 - 53 minutes - 54.9 MBIt's our anniversary! The relationship kind, not the podcast kind. To celebrate, we're sorting Stardust - the film, not the book. The book is sad and bad. But the film has gay pirates! Awesome action scenes! And goats!! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Netw...
"Every show except Glee" - Glee: Sorted
January 22, 2020 11:00 - 46 minutes - 47.4 MBGlee! It's a feeling you get when you sort characters into their Harry Potter houses - among other things. To sort Glee, we are joined by our friend Tanner, who knows far more about the show, and even has NOTES? Check out Tanner: http://twitter.com/SparkyUpstart Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/P...
"Shout out to my miscellaneous homies!" - Frozen: Sorted
January 08, 2020 13:59 - 44 minutes - 43.9 MBCONTENT WARNING: We discuss the recent transphobic comments from J. K. Rowling at at the beginning of this episode, from 1:50 until 6:14. If you do not wish to hear this, please skip ahead. It's time to let it go. We can't hold it back any more! For the first time in forever we're venturing into the unknown to sort Frozen (and Frozen 2)! Reindeers are better than people. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also...
Christmas Special Actually - Love Actually: Sorted
December 18, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 62 MBThis one is actually... about love... actually. We sort one of our favorite Christmas movies for our Christmas special! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"A thrift shopping, time-traveling fiance" - Mario Bros: Sorted
December 04, 2019 16:19 - 53 minutes - 55.4 MBIt's a-me! Sorted! We're here to sort some beloved video game characters that turn out to mostly be devoid of personality! But we do it anyway! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"All Dogs Are Hufflepuff" - NFL Mascots: Sorted
November 20, 2019 15:05 - 58 minutes - 80 MBIt's swap week so Simultaneous Catch takes over Sorted! We sort NFL mascots who are a varied and eclectic bunch that are both terrifying and wonderful at the same time. Check out Simultaneous Catch! Twitter: https://twitter.com/SimultCatch Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Simultaneous-Catch-302674320284626/ And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"My dead wife wasn't dead" - The Adventure Zone (Balance): Sorted
November 06, 2019 13:54 - 40 minutes - 42.7 MBEverybody roll for initiative, and then eat your dice for power! It's the Adventure Zone! It's okay to make a podcast about another podcast, right? Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"F*** You, Joss Whedon" - Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Sorted
October 23, 2019 13:35 - 53 minutes - 54.2 MBContinuing with the Halloween spookfest, we present something truly terrifying... Joss Whedon feminism in 2019! It's time to sort Buffy... and break out into songs from Once More With Feeling more times than we should. CONTENT WARNING FOR THIS EPISODE: RAPE MENTION This is a brief discussion and critique about plot elements from the show, and is in no way graphic or descriptive. Discussion is from about the 30 minute mark to about 31:45. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod ...
"The Ninth of Halloween" - Gravity Falls: Sorted
October 09, 2019 16:09 - 45 minutes - 47.1 MBIt's October, and that means things are gonna get a little spooky... BEWARB! It's time to sort Gravity Falls! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"Speaking of transitions" - Parks & Rec: Sorted
September 25, 2019 04:05 - 42 minutes - 43.5 MBWhen I say Parks, you say department! Parks! ... Parks! Sometimes you just need to go back to your happy place, which for us is Parks & Rec, and sort it! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/
"A lesbian inside that might be Ravenclaw" - Steven Universe: Sorted
September 11, 2019 15:53 - 39 minutes - 40.4 MBSorting Steven Universe! We go through the many wonderful characters in the show Steven Universe and decide what house they're in! Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/ And a bonus ytp: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
“Explora-Dora Lore-A” - Dora the Explorer: Sorted
August 28, 2019 13:17 - 38 minutes - 39 MBWe went to see the Dora the Explorer movie, and, in a stunning turn of events, sincerely enjoyed it! Hear our takes on their Hogwarts houses, and our best attempts to rationalise the entity known as Swiper. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://w...
"Slytherin Leaving Raininclaw" - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Sorted
August 14, 2019 16:30 - 30 minutes - 31.7 MBYou thought it was Sorted, but it was I, Dio! Because JD is not a fan of Jojo, Alex has brought in some help in the form of her brother, Markas! They'll try to sort all your favourite characters, such as Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, and more. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew Markas - http://twitter.c...
"Voldemort is a Hufflepuff" - A Very Potter Musical: Sorted
July 31, 2019 13:00 - 50 minutes - 55.6 MBWe've talked about a lot of things so far, but sometimes you've just got to get back to Hogwarts. It's Harry's birthday, and the musical characters are different enough... so lets do this. You can find Not if I Reboot You First here: https://notifirebootyoufirst.podbean.com/ Find us on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - https://www/twitter.com/CodenameJD Ale...
"Your dog's opinion is valid" - Into the Spider-Verse: Sorted
July 17, 2019 13:08 - 48 minutes - 52.9 MB"Spider-Men, we're at it again, this time with 50% more Spider-Men!" We already sorted Tom Holland's Spider-Man, but there are too many Spider-Men! Find out how we sort ALL of the Spider-people committed to film. Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: ht...
"The Sexy Episode" - Ace Attorney: Sorted
July 03, 2019 13:53 - 50 minutes - 55.6 MBTAKE THAT! We're sorting everyone's favorite lawyer game: the original Ace Attorney trilogy! We take a look at some of Capcom's iconic characters, and decide what Hogwarts house they would be in. And also... it's sexy? Find us on twitter at https://twitter.com/sortedpod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our picks! Or just send us pic of your pets! You can also find us individually: JD - https://twitter.com/codenamejd Alex - https://twitter.com/ptchew And be sure to check out the...
"Everyone has seen Shrek!" - Shrek: Sorted
June 19, 2019 13:01 - 26 minutes - 29 MBFollowing some technical difficulties, today's scheduled episode has been replaced by the one and only Shrek. Come with us as we delve into the heart of this most noble source of memes to finally answer the question: which Hogwarts house are onions in? Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew And...
"Pikachu says gay rights!" - Pokémon: Sorted
June 05, 2019 04:05 - 47 minutes - 53.9 MBRound 2 of character sorting - this time, the Pokémon anime. We take a look at the classic characters from or childhood and surprise ourselves with what we find. What we find is Hogwarts houses. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/sortedpod and let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices! You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere: JD - https://twitter.com/codenamejd Alex - https://twitter.com/ptchew And be sure to check out the Pocket Podcast network: ht...
"That's why sorting is so interesting!" - Avengers: Sorted
May 22, 2019 04:05 - 38 minutes - 43.1 MBPrior to Endgame, we sort the characters of the MCU into Hogwarts houses! Hello and welcome to Sorted! Not a Harry Potter Podcast, but instead a podcast about everything else viewed through the lens of Harry Potter. And also Harry Potter. Today, in our pilot episode, we look at the many, many, characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and decide which Hogwarts house they would be sorted into. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with ou...