Sorry, We Tried.
87 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis podcast is all for fun. We're gonna tell fun stories, talk about life, what we're learning, and whatever else comes to mind. If you don't like it...Sorry, We Tried.
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2022 Christmas Spectacular// A Tournament For the Ages | 028
December 14, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBOn this holly, jolly episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're celebrating the Christmas season with an old-fashioned smackdown! We've created a bracket of some of the most iconic Christmas movie characters... only one will leave the tournament the victor. Which Christmas character is canonically the strongest? Today, we shall (objectively) decide! Also in this episode, Robby weighs his butt cheeks. Spencer discovers some crazy trivia about a Disney Channel star. Harrison picks up sports betting. A...
The Saga of CM Punk// Bite Marks, Potatoes, and Judge Steve | 027
November 28, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBOn this almost festive episode of Sorry We Tried, we're talking about some big stuff, including the wild story of how a wrestling legend got fired for a backstage fight involving brothers, dogs, biting, and a shady character named Ace Steel. How did a bunch of grown men in spandex end up fighting for real in a locker room? Tune into this episode to find out! Also in this episode, Spencer juices a potato during youth group. Robby discovers the life-saving power of Great Value Buttery Rounds...
Has The Rock Lost His Mind? | 026
October 28, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBOn this powerful and electric (just like famous character Black Adam) episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys are talking two of the most canonically powerful beings to ever exist— Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and the Killdozer. Hold on to your butts, because we take a deep dive into the Rock’s recent actions— why is he so obsessed with Black Adam? Why did he film a dude crying and post it on Twitter? And just how much will the hierarchy of power change? BUT THAT’S NOT ALL— Harrison brings us the ...
All Bark, No Bite// Batgirl Meltdown, Anime Creeps, and Disobedient Dogs | 026
September 23, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBOn this paw-some (ha ha) episode of Sorry, We Tried, we’re back to break down all the Warner Brothers drama, including the earth-shattering cancellation of that Batgirl movie we were dreading. But that’s not all— we also talk about the worst movie theater experiences we’ve ever had! And more stuff, obviously. This is a long episode, after all. Also on this episode, Spencer encounters a wild anime fan. Robby tries (and fails) to wrangle his dogs. Harrison confuses his girlfriend. And the guy...
Late Night in Atlanta// Weird Elon, Catchphrases, & MCU News | 025
September 08, 2022 10:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBFor 1,000 years we laid dormant, but now we arise from our slumber— with an episode we recorded back in July but are just now getting around to releasing! On this long-awaited episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys are up late on a road trip to Atlanta. They discuss some big news (well, big news from a couple months ago), including all the Elon Musk drama, the reveal of the MCU slate, and more! Also on this episode, Harrison ponders the possibility of placebo microphones. Robby discovers the n...
Casually Goofing// Netflix Dies, Ezra Miller, and Getting Biblical | 024
June 12, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBOn this laid back episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys shoot the breeze while on a post-Morbius high (this episode was recorded a couple months ago). They discuss some absolutely goofy entertainment news, including big streaming service news, Ezra Miller insanity, and just a smidge more about Jared Leto because they can’t help themselves. It’s more casual and freeflowing than normal— we’ll be back to regular formatting next time, but for now, kick back and enjoy the ride. Also on this episo...
The Return // Rap Stardom, Morbius, and Inside Baseball | 023
May 18, 2022 01:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBThe band is finally back together! On this casual episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys freewheel it without planning! The main topic of discussion they end up on— what the crap is going on with Sony’s Spider-Man spinoff movies? The guys talk Morbius, Venom, and the most baffling announcement they’ve ever heard. It’s a fun time! We’re just glad to be back. Also on this episode, Harrison is exposed as an ex-rap idol. Spencer thinks he’s cracked the case of what’s going on in Sony HQ. Robby f...
Punch Bowl// Fights, Sucky Schools, and Chuck E. Cheese | 022
April 19, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 46 MBWE’RE BACK! Sorry about the long wait between episodes. On this imaginative episode of Sorry We Tried, we have a whole list of imaginary face offs and have to debate a winner. Chuck E. Cheese vs Ronald McDonald! Snoopy vs Garfield! Kanye vs Pete Davidson! All these and more, with a special guest to boot! Also on this episode, Spencer keeps forgetting his catchphrase. Harrison’s chemistry teacher goes a little bit crazy. Isaac contemplates a name change. And the guys read off a shocking pie...
The Batman Review // It’s Finally Here… | 021
March 22, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.6 MBOn this dark and gritty episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys go all-in on the movie they’ve been waiting 2 years to review— THE BATMAN! Does it meet our expectations? Is Robert Pattinson the best Batman? How does it compare to the Nolan trilogy? All these questions and more shall be answered today… (“Something in the Way” by Nirvana starts playing) Also on this episode, Harrison spits a fiery hot take about a big spoiler. Spencer gets really heated about themes and plot structure. Robby brea...
Tales from the Archives// A Dwarf-Throwing Adventure | 020
March 10, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBIn case you can’t tell, we’re a little behind on uploads. Sorry! As an apology, here’s an episode from deep in the archives. On this special flashback to the days when we were still “The Podcast,” we go on a rollicking, AI-generated adventure. There’s giant monkeys, heartbreaking betrayals, and some dwarf throwing. We’ll hopefully be back to regular scheduling soon, but for now, enjoy the blast from times long past! - Website: sorrywetried.com - BUY OUR MERCH! bit.ly/swtmerch - Twitter: @s...
The 2021 Grizzly Awards // And the Winners Are… | 019
February 15, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBIn this star-studded episode of Sorry We Tried, it’s time for a yearly tradition— the third annual Grizzly Awards! Join us to reflect on the best, worst, and weirdest of the year 2021. What was the best movie? The worst movie? The most shocking and strange news story? The worst Joe Biden gaffe? All this and so much more! Also in this episode, Harrison’s very large dog crashes the party. Spencer gets emotional about anime. Robby has to make one of the hardest choices he’s ever made. And the...
XTRA-LONG SPIDER-MAN SPECTACULAR // Full Series Ranking and No Way Home Review | 018
December 27, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 82 MBIn this amazing episode of Sorry We Tried, we return to the Spider-Verse to rank all 9 theatrical Spider-Man movies (including No Way Home, which we discuss our thoughts on at length)! This is a personal debate. Friendships will (probably not) be ended in the midst of this heated war of words. Nah we were much more civil than usual, actually. Enjoy an episode that’s a bit longer than normal because we just had so much to talk about. Also in this episode, Harrison spits one of the hottest t...
The True Meaning of Christmas // 2021 Holiday Special | 017
December 15, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBMERRY CHRISTMAS! On this festive episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re talking all about the most wonderful time of the year. But we’re not doing it alone— no, we’re enlisting the help of our pals and listeners to make things more interesting! Join us as we discuss the true meaning of Christmas with some of our favorite humans. Tune in to hear fascinating tales of burnt pies, near heart attacks, broken guitars, and more! It’s a fun one! Also in this episode, Harrison sniffs some Christmas trees....
Fast Food Tier List // Thanksgiving, Homeless Fistfights, and Awkward Concerts | 016
November 30, 2021 03:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBOn this hot quick episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re trying something drastic— setting an alarm so we finish on time! In this abbreviated pre-post-Thanksgiving episode, we ask some hard questions. What’s the best Thanksgiving side? What’s an angel biscuit? And on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable are you right now? Also in this episode, Spencer gets roped into a strange photo op. Harrison comes up with a startling new taxation plan. Robby does some drive-by punching. And the guys have some s...
On a Scale of 1-10 // Thanksgiving, Fast Food, and Awkward Concerts | 016
November 30, 2021 03:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBOn this hot quick episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re trying something drastic— setting an alarm so we finish on time! In this abbreviated pre-post-Thanksgiving episode, we ask some hard questions. What’s the best Thanksgiving side? What’s an angel biscuit? And on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable are you right now? Also in this episode, Spencer gets roped into a strange photo op. Harrison comes up with a startling new taxation plan. Robby does some drive-by punching. And the guys have some s...
Fast Food Tier List// Thanksgiving, Homeless Fistfights, and Awkward Concerts | 016
November 30, 2021 03:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBOn this hot quick episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re trying something drastic— setting an alarm so we finish on time! In this abbreviated pre-post-Thanksgiving episode, we ask some hard questions. What’s the best Thanksgiving side? What’s an angel biscuit? And on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable are you right now? Also in this episode, Spencer gets roped into a strange photo op. Harrison comes up with a startling new taxation plan. Robby does some drive-by punching. And the guys have some s...
In the Belly of the Whale // The Book of Jonah Study | 015
November 15, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBOn this biblical episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re trying something a little different! Today, we’re going on a deep dive (pun intended) into one of the strangest books of the Bible, the book of Jonah. Tune in for a deep talk about whales, forgiveness, God’s mercy, and the normal shenanigans. It’s a fun one! Also in this episode, Cayson gets into some trouble with the law. Harrison tries an advanced mind-control technique. Spencer gets a little too excited. And the guys reminisce about weird...
Much Ado About Cheese // Sports Update, Bishop Sycamore, and Coaching Fiasco | 014
November 01, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBOn this athletic episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys check back in for a sports update! Robby regales the group with tales of an insane coaching career, TikTok shenanigans that got a mayor involved, and the fascinating odyssey of Bishop Sycamore. Also in this episode, Spencer gives an online dating update. Harrison talks about his new job. Robby has an accident. And the guys spend far too long talking about cheese. #cheesetalk --------------- Website: sorrywetried.com Twitter: @sorrywet...
Much Ado About Cheese// Sports Update, Bishop Sycamore, and Coaching Fiasco | 014
November 01, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBOn this athletic episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys check back in for a sports update! Robby regales the group with tales of an insane coaching career, TikTok shenanigans that got a mayor involved, and the fascinating odyssey of Bishop Sycamore. Also in this episode, Spencer gives an online dating update. Harrison talks about his new job. Robby has an accident. And the guys spend far too long talking about cheese. #cheesetalk SUPPORT US @ God The Father Apparel USE PROMO CODE Swt15 at c...
What’s in the News?// Accidental Salvation, Nickelodeon, and Spider-Verse | 013
October 11, 2021 11:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBOn this laid-back episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys sort of get into the news. Don’t worry— we stick to the silly stuff. What’s the deal with that Spider-Man trailer? How strong is Nigel Thornberry? Why is Chris Pratt playing Mario? All these questions and more on this informative episode! Also in this episode, Spencer has an awkward incident involving an altar call. Robby goes all-in on wrestling. Harrison feels an uncomfortable breeze. And the guys reminisce about elementary school bath...
What’s in the News? // Accidental Salvation, Nickelodeon, and Spider-Verse | 013
October 11, 2021 11:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBOn this laid-back episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys sort of get into the news. Don’t worry— we stick to the silly stuff. What’s the deal with that Spider-Man trailer? How strong is Nigel Thornberry? Why is Chris Pratt playing Mario? All these questions and more on this informative episode! Also in this episode, Spencer has an awkward incident involving an altar call. Robby goes all-in on wrestling. Harrison feels an uncomfortable breeze. And the guys reminisce about elementary school bath...
Bigfoot Deep Dive// Is the Mythical Ape Real or Fake? | 012
September 27, 2021 14:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBOn this overdue episode of Sorry We Tried, Harrison takes us on a well-researched deep dive into the history of the mythical Bigfoot. Is he real? Is he fake? What size shoe does Howie Mandel wear? All these questions and more are tentatively answered in today’s thrilling episode! Also in this episode, Spencer agrees to an arranged marriage. Robby starts speaking in the third person. Harrison wants to make some prank calls. And the guys hear the INDISPUTABLE account of a special guest’s Bigf...
Bigfoot Deep Dive // Is the Mythical Ape Real or Fake? | 012
September 27, 2021 14:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBOn this overdue episode of Sorry We Tried, Harrison takes us on a well-researched deep dive into the history of the mythical Bigfoot. Is he real? Is he fake? What size shoe does Howie Mandel wear? All these questions and more are tentatively answered in today’s thrilling episode! Also in this episode, Spencer agrees to an arranged marriage. Robby starts speaking in the third person. Harrison wants to make some prank calls. And the guys hear the INDISPUTABLE account of a special guest’s Bigf...
Marvel Two-In-One // Were Black Widow and Loki Any Good? | 011
August 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBOn this marvelous episode of Sorry we Tried, we check in on the MCU with some late reviews (as is usual) of Black Widow and Loki. Were they any good? Did Owen Wilson say wow? Will Robby ever put on clothes? Tune in this week to find out! 11:48 Black Widow 34:30 Loki Also on this episode, Robby comes up with a dangerous way to fill time. Spencer majorly derails the ad read. Harrison has difficulty pronouncing Russian names. And the guys debate the ethics of kissing your doppelgänger from a...
Space Jam 2 Review // The Hardest Review We’ve Done Yet | 010
August 24, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBOn this jamming episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re bringing a spicy hot (okay, I know we’re late) review of the hotly anticipated sequel to Harrison’s favorite film, SPACE JAM! It was a psychological challenge unlike any we’ve endured yet. Did we break? Did our special guest even watch the movie? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Also on this episode, Spencer brings some news that could change the world as we know it. Caleb takes control of the podcast in a bloodless coup. Robby has some incredibly soft k...
Back With a Bang // America’s Weird Nuclear History | 009
August 12, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBWE HAVE RETURNED! After an accidental month off, the boys are back in town. This time, Harrison drops some truth bombs about America’s strange history of nuclear accidents and near-misses. Should we trust decrepit, elderly politicians with the power to destroy the world? Probably not! Should you listen to hear about the wacky antics that ensue when we do? Absolutely! Also on this episode, Harrison brings some terrifying news about beer dreams. Robby constantly has to pee. Spencer feels the ...
Unsolved Mysteries // Weedeater Fluid, Phoenix Lights, and Area 51 | 008
July 12, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBOn this laid back episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys bring back one of their favorite segments— Unsolved Mysteries! This time, we’re diving deep into two UFO stories. Are aliens among us? Probably not, but Bob Lazar seems to think so, so I guess we’ll discuss it for a bit. Also on this episode, Robby has some unfortunate run-ins with the AT&T repair guy. Spencer nearly drinks gasoline. Harrison forgets necessary recording equipment. And the guys run out of electrolytes, leaving them defen...
Star Wars Ranking // Best and Worst of the Skywalker Saga | 007
June 22, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBOn this cosmic episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re bringing some FLAMING hot takes about the nine main films in the Star Wars series. Which film sits on the top? Just how bad was TROS? Should Yoda do a flip? Were the sequels as bad as we thought? Will Robby ever get through the line at Little Caesar’s? Answers to all these questions and more on this week’s episode! It’s a fun one! (P.S. we somehow went the whole episode without mentioning Jar Jar, I’m sorry) SUPPORT US @ God The Father Appare...
Star Wars Ranking // Best and Worst of the Skywalker Saga | 007
June 22, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBOn this cosmic episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re bringing some FLAMING hot takes about the nine main films in the Star Wars series. Which film sits on the top? Just how bad was TROS? Should Yoda do a flip? Were the sequels as bad as we thought? Will Robby ever get through the line at Little Caesar’s? Answers to all these questions and more on this week’s episode! It’s a fun one! (P.S. we somehow went the whole episode without mentioning Jar Jar, I’m sorry) SUPPORT US @ God The Father Appare...
This Week In Sports // Kicking It Into Hyperdrive | 006
June 08, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBOn this episode of Sorry We Tried, Robby comes prepared (GASP) with an in-depth update on all the goings on in the world of sports. Everything from NFL to NBA to TikTok boxing gets a spot in the limelight— and there’s a fun game, too! So grab your Cracker Jacks and your hot dogs, this is gonna be a fun one. Also on this episode, Harrison uncovers a secret sausage society. Spencer makes probably his best joke ever. Robby’s blood sugar hits an all-time low. And the guys make the executive de...
“Okey Wokey” // Pizzas, Communism, and Manure Walls | 005
May 24, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBOn this episode of Sorry We Tried, it’s time for a NEWS UPDATE! It’s the return of a long-lost segment as the boys (still temporarily sans Robby, but Andrew’s here) enter the Nexus. You’ll hear tales of pizza violence, bitter neighborly feuds, and a brand new commune seeking your financial support. Well, that and some other stuff. It’s a fun one! Also on this episode, Spencer’s cat makes a big new friend. Andrew is still reeling from the Donkey Kong debacle. Harrison talks up his Grom. And ...
The Donkey Kong Musical // The Weirdest Cartoon You’ve Never Heard Of | 004
May 12, 2021 07:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MBOn this episode of Sorry We Tried, Spencer goes on a deep dive into the strangest cartoon you’ve likely never heard of— the Donkey Kong Country cartoon from the late 1990s. There’s music, romance, laughter, Diddy Kong Hitler, and more. Come along as we catalog the rise and fall of a legend. Also, in this episode, Spencer feels incredibly old. Andrew has an epiphany about the quality of the things he loved as a kid. Harrison brings some astounding car news. And the guys vibe to Donkey Kong s...
Snyder Cut Review // The Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For | 003
May 03, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBIn this episode of Sorry, We Tried— THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME. After years of campaigning and pleading, the Snyder Cut of Justice League has released. Is it good? Is it bad? Was Robby right all along? #ReleaseTheRobbyCut Also, in this episode, Robby doesn’t remember VeggieTales. Spencer gets heated about corporate decisions. Harrison falls asleep near the end. And the guys try their best at a 60 second summary of a 4-hour movie. SUPPORT US @God The Father USE PROMO CODE Swt15 at check out! ...
WandaVision Discussion // A Hard Look at What Went Wrong | 002
April 15, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBIn this episode of Sorry, We Tried— the boys are back in town, and they’ve got some words about Marvel’s TV phenomenon, WandaVision. They’re talking the good, the bad, and the ugly... and Robby gets absolutely heated about a certain man named Ralph. It’s a good one! Also, in this episode, Harrison brings news of the world’s pettiest boss. Robby goes on a microphone sniffing spree. And Spencer finally uses something he learned in college in real life. SUPPORT US @God The Father USE PROMO C...
The 2020 Grizzly Awards// The Oscars but not Trash | 001
March 22, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBOn this special episode of Sorry, We Tried, we ring in the new year with... wait, it’s nearly the end of March? Well, we’re a little late, but we’re still going to discuss the best, worst, and goofiest of 2020! Tune in for a discussion of the most pressing issues of our time, such as... - Where does bread come from? - Why did they do Steve Trevor like that? - Why does Simon Cowell look like a sad goblin? - And more! Also, in this episode, Spencer nearly dies in a minivan incident for the a...
The 2020 Grizzly Awards // The Oscars but not Trash | 001
March 22, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBOn this special episode of Sorry, We Tried, we ring in the new year with... wait, it’s nearly the end of March? Well, we’re a little late, but we’re still going to discuss the best, worst, and goofiest of 2020! Tune in for a discussion of the most pressing issues of our time, such as... - Where does bread come from? - Why did they do Steve Trevor like that? - Why does Simon Cowell look like a sad goblin? - And more! Also, in this episode, Spencer nearly dies in a minivan incident for the a...
The Best of The Podcast // R.I.P Special | 000
March 01, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBPress F to pay respects... The Podcast is over. But like the fat caterpillar in A Bug’s Life, it’s only going through a metamorphosis, turning into a beautiful new butterfly. While we mourn the loss of a real one, tune in to this episode for some of our best moments, and some glimpses at our future. Bigger, better, more professional... “The Podcast” is dead. Long live “Sorry, We Tried.” SUPPORT US @God The Father USE PROMO CODE Swt15 at check out! Instagram: @swtpodcast Twitter: @sorrywe...