A Multitude Of Suck

First things first...I know Bautista getting clocked in the face happened a couple years ago. However, as a Rangers fan, it never gets old, and it remains one of the most satisfying things I've ever seen in my life. Also, it applies to part of our discussion today. Lastly, it's pretty fuckin' hilarious.

Second...unbunch your panties, because the title has nothing to do with us hating on America's past time (I'm pretty sure I know how the internet thinks). There's a pureness about the sport, and while I'm no expert, I certainly enjoy the game. "A Multitude Of Suck" is a direct quote from Player2 regarding the bottom feeders of the NL East as well as the strange and uneventful offseason the MLB has had. Take a breath, sip your gatorade, and don't worry. We're excited.

And while we're getting into Player2's head, here are his predictions for leaders of every division this season.
AL East: Yankees
AL Central: Indians
AL West: Astros

NL East: Nationals
NL Central: Cubs
NL West: Dodgers

AL Wild Card: Red Sox, Angels
NL Wild Card: Cardinals, Rockies/Brewers

And because it's fun to make fun of last place when you're sitting comfy behind a computer screen, here are Player2's predictions on the losers of each division.

AL East: Blue Jays
AL Central: White Sox
AL West: Rangers

NL East: Marlins
NL Central: Pirates
NL West: Padres

Yankees take the AL, Dodgers take the NL
Yankees win the whole damn things because they haven't already won enough.

MORE PREDICTIONS!!
MVP: AL - Mike Trout. NL - Bryce Harper
Cy Young: AL - Chris Sail. NL - Clayton Kershaw or Max Scherzer