Snooty and Goon
314 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★ - 7 ratingsSNOOTY is a self-ascribed genius and aficionado of cinema. Nothing matters more to him than the elements of a great film: stunning cinematography, sharp writing, brilliant direction, and seamless acting. Unfortunate, then, that he was born into an era of remakes, cash-grabs, sequels, blockbusters, and studio filler. Armed with his wit and his turtleneck, SNOOTY brings the harsh eye and the sharp tongue that today's films desperately need!
GOON is an easygoing, fun-loving, man of adventure and romance. Or so he wishes. Actually, he's a guy that far too easily gets immersed in a story. With the remarkable ability to find joy and entertainment in even the worst films made, he never leaves a theater disappointed, except when there's a love triangle. GOON hates the love triangles. With nothing more than an upbeat attitude and the ongoing mission to drive SNOOTY insane, GOON is ready to kick back and share his love of film with you.
When their powers combine, SNOOTY and GOON form an unstoppable juggernaut of cinematic criticism. No film budget is too bloated! No spectacle is too pandering! Together, SNOOTY and GOON review the films you've probably already watched and tell you what you should have thought.
Every week, Snooty and Goon will be bringing you the "finest" in reviews, criticisms, and commentaries straight from our mouths to your ears.
Tune in Monday mornings to hear what you should have thought about the what you saw that weekend.
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Episodes
Bad Times at the El Royale
October 15, 2018 00:25 - 33 minutes - 64.1 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Snooty and Goon check into a hotel filled with mystery, intrigue, betrayal, and some delicious abs on Chris Hemsworth. Is the El Royale really a bad time? Has every hack reviewer made that same joke already? Listen in and find out! For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Bad Times At The El Royale In A Snap!
October 15, 2018 00:18 - 59 seconds - 1.87 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Venom
October 07, 2018 22:15 - 50 minutes - 95.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. After more than a decade of trying, Sony has finally made its Venom movie! And it's...not what anyone expected. And it's bad, but also, it isn't? Birth.Movies.Death's Leigh Monson joins Snooty and Goon in trying to analyze this incomprehensible goop of a movie! For more episodes and...
Venom In A Snap!
October 07, 2018 22:11 - 59 seconds - 1.86 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Hell Fest
October 01, 2018 00:35 - 34 minutes - 67.6 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. What's scarier than an entire theme park filled with frights and delights? It turns out, a lot of things are scarier. The idea of having to sit through this movie again is already filling me with despair... For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Hell Fest In A Snap!
October 01, 2018 00:32 - 1 minute - 1.97 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The House With A Clock In Its Walls
September 23, 2018 20:19 - 35 minutes - 67.1 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. It's long past time we had a new kids' franchise that explored the worlds of magic, wonder, horror, and orphans. Clock in with Snooty and Goon as they tick and tock their way through this adaptation of the classic children's novel. You'd be cuckoo not to! Clock pun! For more episode...
The House With A Clock In Its Walls In A Snap!
September 23, 2018 20:01 - 1 minute - 1.89 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Predator
September 17, 2018 00:43 - 40 minutes - 77.7 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. A bunch of beefy, badass soldiers hunting an invisible hunter in a densely-forested remote location, being picked off one at a time by impossible technology? Stop me if you've heard this one before... For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
The Predator In A Snap!
September 17, 2018 00:40 - 55 seconds - 1.75 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Peppermint
September 09, 2018 22:16 - 39 minutes - 75.7 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Vengeance and justice are sometimes two sides of the same coin, and can drive a person to do incredible, horrible things. Join Snooty and Goon as they take a look at the real-life story of an Israeli squad's extraction of... Wait. They didn't review Operation Finale? They reviewed Pe...
Peppermint In A Snap!
September 09, 2018 22:10 - 1 minute - 1.9 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Blood Fest
September 02, 2018 20:23 - 36 minutes - 69.4 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Knowing the rules to a scary movie will let you survive a scary movie! Unless the monsters know the rules too. Then all bets are off. Join Snooty and Goon on their rampage through this horror/comedy from Rooster Teeth Productions! They know all the tricks. For more episodes and link...
Blood Fest In A Snap!
September 02, 2018 20:20 - 1 minute - 2.05 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Happytime Murders
August 26, 2018 22:02 - 38 minutes - 73.4 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The seedy underbelly of Los Angeles has never looked so fluffy! Join Snooty and Goon on a thrilling murder mystery that also doubles as a hilarious sendup of itself and the notion of puppet-based entertainment as a whole. Googly eyes will be supplied as needed. For more episodes and...
The Happytime Murders In A Snap!
August 26, 2018 21:58 - 1 minute - 2.11 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Crazy Rich Asians
August 21, 2018 01:52 - 43 minutes - 81.5 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Snooty and Goon show up late to this destination wedding and get swept away by the glitz, the glamor, the fashion, and the culture in this surprisingly smart romantic comedy. And best of all, there's no bouquet to catch! For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Crazy Rich Asians In A Snap!
August 21, 2018 01:49 - 56 seconds - 1.8 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Meg
August 12, 2018 19:44 - 33 minutes - 62.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Don't go in the water! Seriously, if it means seeing The Meg, then don't go in the water. You're better off watching literally any other shark movie. Yes, that includes the Sharknado sequels. Also, as I type this, I just learned that"Sharknado" is a valid word in my spellchecker, so ...
The Meg In A Snap!
August 12, 2018 19:39 - 59 seconds - 1.87 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Forbidden Kingdom
August 05, 2018 22:17 - 30 minutes - 59.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon's retro reviews take a movie from the past--either recent or distant--and go over what they would have thought if they'd caught it the first time around. If you have an old favorite, or if you're wondering if you should check out a film you skipped, have a listen! Empty your cup, that you might quench your thirst for knowledge with Snooty and Goon of this American kung fu cinematic experience that brought two Hong Kong film legends together for the purpose of ...
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
July 29, 2018 18:45 - 43 minutes - 83.5 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The summer of 2018 has chosen to accept yet another mission, which can only mean that Tom Cruise wants to put his life in danger again for our amusement. Join Snooty and Goon as they discuss what gives this franchise its staying power. It's a totally possible mission! For more episo...
Mission: Impossible – Fallout In A Snap!
July 29, 2018 18:41 - 59 seconds - 1.9 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Mama Mia! Here We Go Again
July 22, 2018 17:00 - 54 minutes - 104 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Having trouble expressing how you feel? Do you not have enough dads in your life? Have you tried singing about it? Well, you should! Snooty and Goon are joined by the resplendent Empress Goonita to extoll the joys and virtues of the oft-maligned musical genre. Grab your sheet music a...
Mama Mia! Here We Go Again In A Snap!
July 22, 2018 16:49 - 58 seconds - 1.79 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Skyscraper
July 15, 2018 21:16 - 28 minutes - 55.8 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The classics may die hard, but they're never as impactful the second (or fiftieth) time remade. Join Snooty and Goon as they climb through this generic action movie. Unless you're afraid of heights, in which case you can listen in from the ground floor. For more episodes and links, ...
Skyscraper In A Snap!
July 15, 2018 21:13 - 1 minute - 1.96 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Ant-Man and the Wasp
July 08, 2018 19:51 - 44 minutes - 84.3 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. We need a teeny-tiny break from the jarring shock that was Infinity War's ending. And what better way to relax than by watching the MCU's oddest heroes pal around for a couple hours? Join Snooty and Goon as they size up this latest sequel from Marvel Studios! For more episodes and l...
Ant-Man And The Wasp In A Snap!
July 08, 2018 19:48 - 1 minute - 2.15 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Uncle Drew
July 01, 2018 22:29 - 27 minutes - 52.4 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Nobody has ever accused Snooty or Goon of being good at sports or even of just being good sports. But that won't stop them from squaring off with this latest ESPN-produced street baller comedy. Game on! For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Uncle Drew In A Snap!
July 01, 2018 22:22 - 1 minute - 1.97 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
June 24, 2018 04:37 - 43 minutes - 82.3 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Life may have found a way, but perhaps it should have asked for directions instead. Snooty and Goon hack their way through this dinopalooza sequel, which is filled with nonsense, bad science, baffling decisions, and way more fun than it should really have. How does it pack so much in...
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom In A Snap!
June 24, 2018 04:32 - 1 minute - 2.13 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Incredibles 2
June 24, 2018 04:30 - 45 minutes - 87.3 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Better late than never, unless you need to save someone in the nick of time! Join Snooty and Goon as they power their way through this long-awaited sequel to one of Pixar's greatest hits. The heroes and villains haven't really changed, but the fights are prettier than ever! For more...
Incredibles 2 In A Snap!
June 24, 2018 04:25 - 1 minute - 2.16 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
June 10, 2018 17:50 - 28 minutes - 54 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Real talk: adapting an obscure Canadian manga-themed six volume graphic novel series that mined its deeply nostalgic visual aesthetic from 70s-era video games was never going to be a box office hit. But in the hands of Edgar Wright, it makes for one hell of a visual treat! Join Snoot...
Dungeons and Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
June 03, 2018 21:19 - 16 minutes - 31.8 MBEach week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. While Snooty is away, the Goon will play, and record a review by himself. But, is Goon savvy enough to tackle a straight to DVD sequel for a god awful movie? Find out now! For more great episodes and links, visit us at snootyandgoon.com!
Solo
May 27, 2018 23:37 - 39 minutes - 75 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Star Wars prequels might not always be a sure bet, but it helps when they're about the most lovable rogue in the galaxy and his walking carpet copilot. Join Snooty, Goon, and Professor Science as they journey back a long, long time ago into a galaxy far, far away! For more episodes ...
Solo In A Snap!
May 27, 2018 23:34 - 59 seconds - 1.9 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Deadpool 2
May 20, 2018 20:39 - 40 minutes - 76.6 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The Merc With The Mouth gets a sequel to his breakout 2016 hit, and it's even bigger and longer than the first one! Join Snooty and Goon as they take on this irreverent, yet weirdly earnest, comedic sendup of superhero films. No healing factor required! For more episodes and links, ...
Deadpool 2 In A Snap!
May 20, 2018 20:34 - 59 seconds - 1.85 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Breaking In
May 13, 2018 18:34 - 31 minutes - 59.6 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Yippee ki-yay! It's time for a return to the action-thriller genre, this time headlined by a mom looking out for her family, coincidentally in time for Mother's Day! It's not the best movie of its kind, or even the best movie in theaters right now, but as far as Mother's Day gifts go...
Breaking In In A Snap!
May 13, 2018 18:30 - 52 seconds - 1.6 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review of a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Overboard (2018)
May 06, 2018 19:15 - 36 minutes - 69.1 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Why? Why is this a thing? Why again? Why not do it any differently from the original? There are so many "whys" in this remake, and no answers. So trust Snooty and Goon to get to the bottom of it all. For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Overboard In A Snap!
May 06, 2018 19:12 - 58 seconds - 1.82 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review of a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Avengers: Infinity War
April 29, 2018 22:03 - 42 minutes - 80.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. What do you do when the universe's most dangerous villain finally gets out of his chair? You turn your entire toy box upside-down and dump every single action figure you own on top of his head! Join Snooty, Goon, and the staggeringly numerous cast of Marvel's 10th Anniversary celebra...
Avengers: Infinity War In A Snap!
April 29, 2018 21:59 - 1 minute - 2.17 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review of a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Traffik
April 22, 2018 20:00 - 38 minutes - 74.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. If you happen to be a character in a movie, and your movie isn't a road trip comedy, here's a hot tip: never go anywhere. Instead, let Snooty and Goon talk about your road trip for you, and perhaps break down your wild tonal shifts. It's easier, and involves less kidnapping. For mor...
Traffik In A Snap!
April 22, 2018 19:54 - 1 minute - 1.9 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review of a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Rampage
April 15, 2018 17:47 - 16 minutes - 31.5 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. A spring blizzard has sent Goon outside with a snow shovel, and Snooty inside with some hot cocoa to talk to himself about a new movie this week! Giant monsters aren't played out yet, at least not in this "adaptation" of a video game that's heavy on destruction and wisely light on pl...