Snooty and Goon
314 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★ - 7 ratingsSNOOTY is a self-ascribed genius and aficionado of cinema. Nothing matters more to him than the elements of a great film: stunning cinematography, sharp writing, brilliant direction, and seamless acting. Unfortunate, then, that he was born into an era of remakes, cash-grabs, sequels, blockbusters, and studio filler. Armed with his wit and his turtleneck, SNOOTY brings the harsh eye and the sharp tongue that today's films desperately need!
GOON is an easygoing, fun-loving, man of adventure and romance. Or so he wishes. Actually, he's a guy that far too easily gets immersed in a story. With the remarkable ability to find joy and entertainment in even the worst films made, he never leaves a theater disappointed, except when there's a love triangle. GOON hates the love triangles. With nothing more than an upbeat attitude and the ongoing mission to drive SNOOTY insane, GOON is ready to kick back and share his love of film with you.
When their powers combine, SNOOTY and GOON form an unstoppable juggernaut of cinematic criticism. No film budget is too bloated! No spectacle is too pandering! Together, SNOOTY and GOON review the films you've probably already watched and tell you what you should have thought.
Every week, Snooty and Goon will be bringing you the "finest" in reviews, criticisms, and commentaries straight from our mouths to your ears.
Tune in Monday mornings to hear what you should have thought about the what you saw that weekend.
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Episodes
Avengers: Endgame
April 28, 2019 23:27 - 1 hour - 138 MBIt's the final episode of Snooty and Goon! Join all of our regular collaborators for a roundtable discussion of what worked and what didn't work in Marvel's big blowout event film. It's hard to say goodbye, but sometimes it's for the best. Thanks for listening, everybody!
Anna and the Apocalypse
April 21, 2019 22:59 - 36 minutes - 68.3 MB***SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon's retro reviews take a movie from the past--either recent or distant--and go over what they would have thought if they'd caught it the first time around. If you have an old favorite, or if you're wondering if you should check out a film you skipped, have a listen! It's the end of the world, and it makes us feel like singing! Take a trip back in time with Snooty and Goon to this apocalyptic yuletide celebration. It's okay if you didn't get us anything. It's the...
Hellboy
April 14, 2019 19:31 - 48 minutes - 91.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. We don't need to compare this reboot to the beloved del Toro movie of 2004...but we will anyway. Even still, this movie completely fails on its own merits, and Snooty and Goon are excited to tell you why. Listen in for one hell of a review! For more episodes and links, visit snootya...
Hellboy In A Snap!
April 14, 2019 19:28 - 1 minute - 2.25 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Shazam!
April 07, 2019 22:58 - 37 minutes - 73.4 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Having finally, fully committed to the idea that super hero movies should be fun, DC and Warner Bros bring you the ultimate teen power fantasy: a boy who can transform into Zachary Levi! Also, there are super powers. Click the link already! For more episodes and links, visit snootya...
Shazam! In A Snap!
April 07, 2019 22:54 - 1 minute - 2 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Dumbo
March 31, 2019 22:19 - 37 minutes - 70.6 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Disney's Remake Factory is at it again, this time churning out a new version of that animated classic, Dumbo! But don't worry, they've taken out all of the troubling stuff, and replaced it with...uh...um... Let's listen to Snooty and Goon! For more episodes and links, visit snootyan...
Dumbo In A Snap!
March 31, 2019 22:16 - 1 minute - 2.22 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Us
March 24, 2019 18:16 - 48 minutes - 92.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Jordan Peele brings it hard for his sophomore film, creating scares and laughs like you wouldn't believe! Join Snooty and Goon as they take apart this dense psychological thriller. Just don't get hung up on the details, and you'll be fine! For more episodes and links, visit snootyan...
Us In A Snap!
March 24, 2019 18:11 - 1 minute - 1.98 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Captive State
March 19, 2019 02:27 - 33 minutes - 64.3 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. It's an alien invasion story that skips all of the interesting conquest parts and all of the interesting rebellion parts to tell one small, pivotal story in between. Does it get the job done? Snooty and Goon will be the judge of that! For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon...
Captive State In A Snap!
March 19, 2019 02:23 - 1 minute - 1.97 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Captain Marvel
March 13, 2019 00:05 - 39 minutes - 74.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Marvel is back with their newest hero, and she's Totally Nineties! Dig out your old dial-up modems and download this latest episode as Snooty and Goon go through the MCU's newest flashback origin story. It's tubular! Was "tubular" in the Nineties, or was that earlier? For more episo...
Captain Marvel In A Snap!
March 12, 2019 23:58 - 59 seconds - 1.85 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Greta
March 03, 2019 19:18 - 34 minutes - 67.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. It's hard to make new friends later in life. But maybe, with a little kindness from strangers, it's possible for two very different people to come together in a way that will horrifically scar one of them. Join Snooty and Goon as they deconstruct this marvelous little thriller all ab...
Greta In A Snap!
March 03, 2019 19:15 - 59 seconds - 1.83 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
February 25, 2019 01:04 - 36 minutes - 77.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. This heartfelt trilogy comes to a conclusion, promising thrills, chills, flights of fancy, and more dragons than ever before! Join Snooty and Goon as they ride along with this beloved franchise's latest installment. But it's strictly BYOD (Bring Your Own Dragon). For more episodes a...
How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World In A Snap!
February 25, 2019 00:58 - 1 minute - 1.88 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Alita: Battle Angel
February 20, 2019 02:50 - 1 hour - 119 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The future is a grim shadow of the world we know, a brutal cage in which the destitute and desperate are pitted against each other for the amusement of the wealthy few. But at least they have a bunch of sweet tech upgrades to make it all better! Join Snooty, Goon, and Captain Action ...
Alita: Battle Angel In A Snap!
February 20, 2019 02:28 - 1 minute - 1.87 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Lego Movie 2
February 12, 2019 03:23 - 36 minutes - 70 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The fourth movie in the franchise is also the sequel to the first movie? But none of the other movies were prequels? I think we're gonna need instructions for how to make sense of all of this. Lucky for us, Snooty and Goon are experts at sorting through the pieces! For more episodes...
The Lego Movie 2 In A Snap!
February 12, 2019 03:19 - 1 minute - 2.11 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Miss Bala
February 04, 2019 00:30 - 28 minutes - 53.1 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. An American remake of a 2011 foreign film that people could watch anyway if they just turned on subtitles? How could this not be a huge hit?!? Well, Snooty and Goon are here to tell you how. For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Miss Bala In A Snap!
February 04, 2019 00:24 - 1 minute - 1.89 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Kid Who Would Be King
February 01, 2019 01:41 - 36 minutes - 68.4 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The modern day swords-and-sorcery genre doesn't get enough love these days, which is why it's important to pay attention when it comes around again. Quest with Duke Snooty and Goon the Fool on an epic adventure full of magic, heroics, chivalry, all in a kid-friendly package! But be w...
The Kid Who Would Be King In A Snap!
February 01, 2019 01:34 - 56 seconds - 1.74 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Glass
January 20, 2019 22:34 - 47 minutes - 89.7 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The ending to the trilogy we never knew we wanted until Split came out is finally here! M. Night Shyamalan concludes his epic super-hero opus with a meditation on the notions of power and human excellence in a mundane world. Does it soar or fall? Find out with Snooty and Goon! For ...
Glass In A Snap!
January 20, 2019 22:29 - 1 minute - 2.14 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Escape Room
January 06, 2019 19:35 - 37 minutes - 71.5 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The New Year starts off with a proud, semi-annual tradition of watching a low-budged January horror movie. And it's actually...pretty good? That might be the biggest jump scare of all! Join Snooty and Goon as they solve the riddle of how this movie managed to not be completely awful ...
Escape Room In A Snap!
January 06, 2019 19:30 - 55 seconds - 1.7 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Bumblebee
December 30, 2018 22:32 - 47 minutes - 90.7 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The year comes to a close up at the Mountaintop Fortress/Recording Studio with a new Transformers movie. But wait! This one isn't offensive to most (if not all) human senses? And has actual characters? And a plot that audiences can follow? AND still looks great?!? My mind is BLOWN! ...
Bumblebee In A Snap!
December 30, 2018 22:26 - 1 minute - 2.38 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Aquaman
December 24, 2018 00:43 - 1 hour - 154 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. The annual Snooty and Goon roundtable dives into Warner Bros.' latest attempt at franchising. Joined by Captain Action and Professor Science, our brave oceanic cinephiles explore the wonder and dense history of DC's wettest hero. Pull up a chair and join the discussion! For more epi...
Aquaman In A Snap!
December 24, 2018 00:36 - 58 seconds - 1.83 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
December 23, 2018 21:07 - 45 minutes - 86.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. How many Spider-People does it take to fix Sony's mishandling of their sole Marvel property? It turns out, a lot, but it still works! Join Snooty and Goon as they swing through this phenomenal adaptation of Spider-Man, which is actually seven or eight adaptations pureed in a blender ...
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse In A Snap!
December 23, 2018 21:02 - 1 minute - 2.08 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Little Mermaid (2018)
December 10, 2018 00:33 - 39 minutes - 74.2 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. This bold new interpretation of the Hans Christian Anderson classic has the courage to ask, "What if we took this story and made it stink like dead fish?" Snooty and Goon hold their noses and dive into this now-streaming mishmash of cliches and shoddy production values so you don't h...
Sorry To Bother You
December 02, 2018 23:58 - 55 minutes - 105 MB***SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon's retro reviews take a movie from the past--either recent or distant--and go over what they would have thought if they'd caught it the first time around. If you have an old favorite, or if you're wondering if you should check out a film you skipped, have a listen! It's a short hop in the WABAC this week as Snooty and Goon review the brilliantly crazy (and crazily brilliant) 2018 debut movie from Boots Riley! But don't worry, they only use Fair Trade criticism ...
Ralph Breaks the Internet
November 25, 2018 23:47 - 38 minutes - 73.1 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Join Snooty and Goon on this quest through cyberspace as they watch Ralph and Vanellope traipse through every licensed website Disney could convince to sign on for this sequel. Trust us, it's better than it sounds. For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Ralph Breaks The Internet In A Snap!
November 25, 2018 23:41 - 56 seconds - 1.8 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
November 20, 2018 02:39 - 44 minutes - 83.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Warner Bros and J.K. Rowling perform some necromancy, stuffing more unlife into the wheezing corpse of this franchise so it can snatch a little more money out of its devoted fanbase. Bitter? Not at all! You'll be spellbound by Snooty and Goon as they dissect this walking cadaver of a...
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald in a Snap!
November 20, 2018 02:32 - 1 minute - 2.1 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Overlord
November 12, 2018 00:25 - 1 hour - 140 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. It's World War 2 like you never knew it in this genre-bending action horror film from the producer of The Cloverfield Paradox! Join Snooty, Goon, and special guest Captain Action as they infiltrate the film and uncover its nasty secrets in this special double-length episode. It's gon...
Overlord In A Snap!
November 12, 2018 00:16 - 55 seconds - 1.71 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Bohemian Rhapsody
November 04, 2018 23:19 - 29 minutes - 55.7 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. CORRECTION: Snooty misidentifies director Bryan Singer as gay, whereas Singer has come out as bisexual. Additionally, Snooty and Goon both misidentify Freddie Mercury as gay instead of bisexual. One of the most inventive bands of the late 20th century receives one of the least inven...
Bohemian Rhapsody In A Snap!
November 04, 2018 23:15 - 1 minute - 2.01 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
Hunter Killer
October 28, 2018 22:25 - 48 minutes - 91.5 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Dive into this schlocky military thriller from the bygone era of 2016, which has sat on the shelf until they decided to dump it into theaters today! Can Snooty and Goon survive the depths of this nonsense? Probably! For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
Hunter Killer In A Snap!
October 28, 2018 22:22 - 1 minute - 2.07 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!
The Hate U Give
October 28, 2018 22:20 - 41 minutes - 78.9 MB***SPOILERS*** Each week Snooty and Goon take a new release and break it down, talking about the plot, the construction, the characters, and the themes. If you want to dig into a new movie, we're your best bet. Join Snooty and Goon for an important discussion on matters of race, culture, police accountability, and social responsibility, all told through the lens of a teenage girl. Yeah, this is gonna get heavy, but in a good way. For more episodes and links, visit snootyandgoon.com!
The Hate U Give In A Snap!
October 28, 2018 22:15 - 1 minute - 2.59 MB***NO SPOILERS*** Snooty and Goon in a Snap brings you a brief, spoiler-free review for a new movie of the week. If you're trying to decide if you want to see it but don't want anything spoiled, have a listen! For full reviews and links, visit www.snootyandgoon.com!