Slow Motion Minds Podcast
105 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWe are three friends that decided to record our evenings together. We talk about things and say dumb things. We'd love for you to join us.
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Episode 55 - Hat Pigeon Duck Fastfood Violence and the Fermi Paradox
December 22, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBWell ladies and gentlemen, we're a bit all over the map on this one. The gang discusses video games for a bit and then we cover some bizarre stories regarding hat wearing pigeons, duck personal adds from Maine, Josh Brolin's nether region, drunken robberies, odd fast food behavior and of course space. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7 Links pigeons with hats duck seeking duck it was inevitable...
Episode 54 - Shaylin's School for the Elderly
December 15, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 53.4 MBThe hole gang returns in this weeks podcast, we take a pop culture quiz and quickly realize that only Shaylin knows the answers. We also cover a couple of news stories and Steve demonstrates what a failing memory sounds like. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 53 - Lets watch a movie
December 08, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBThis week most of the gang is unavailable, so Steve watches a movie, Christmas with the Kranks. This episode is meant to be played while watching the movie (we have it on Netflix, but it's available elsewhere too). Let us know how you liked it, maybe suggest other films? Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 52 - Come on toes and the panty blender
December 01, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBIn this, our 52nd episode, the gang discusses crazy amazon reviews, Steve reveals the joys of his first job, a harrowing tale of a shower stall and poor aim, and we find Jackie's limit; drinking panties. Amazon Reviews https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-amazon-reviews/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic TIFU - Bad Aim https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/dz36pt/tifu_by_nutting_on_my_friends_toe_nsfw/ TIFU - Dads Undies https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/dyd2cp/t...
Episode 51 - Wait, they don't have parachutes?
November 24, 2019 16:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBJackie discovers that commercial airliners do not have parachutes. Shaylin lives! The old crew returns and we all make fun of Jackie... Yellow Pee Pee Monster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKv9MrsLXlk Red Bull Sky Diver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S5UxmW8FUc Darth Vader Vs. Hitler Rap Battle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 50 - Jackie learns to love vegetarian chilli
November 17, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBThis is a definite tonal shift from last week. Jackie, Steve and Jess discuss movies, TV-shows, and Jackie eats a vegetable. For those interested in the analysis of Kubrick's The Shining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4NTVKU6Prs and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5xgni03DE8 Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 49 - Poop Eye the Sailor Man #PoorTim
November 10, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBThis week we are joined by guests Jess and Bill. Tim couldn't be with us - so we piled on him. We tried to discuss a few news articles, but all roads lead to Tim's Pink Eye. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 48 - Cocaine and Chloroform
November 03, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MBIn this weeks podcast we talk about some news items including 39 people found dead in a truck in England, an attack squirrel on meth, a bizzare shark, and a how 5 Chinese hit-men were caught because they kept outsourcing to each other. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/01/16/169528579/outsourced-employee-sends-own-job-to-china-surfs-web https://globalnews.ca/news/6081343/artificial-skin-phone-case/ https://globalnews.ca/news/6082105/upside-down-shark-swimming/ https://www.jpl....
Episode 47 - Surprise Prince Albert
October 27, 2019 15:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MBIn this episode we discuss bad girl barware, parasites, guns and memories. Also we don't like school. https://badgirlbarware.com/ https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2013/02/28/tongue-eating-fish-parasites-never-cease-to-amaze/ https://allthatsinteresting.com/candiru https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/guineaworm/treatment.html https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/boy-12-suspended-school-physical-assault-hugged-teacher-10925373/ https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-florida-cop...
Episode 46 - Welcome back, not funny.
October 20, 2019 15:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBWell old friends are back, but jeez this is a weird one.. We talk about Gemini Man, the Joker and a couple random shows. We then discuss a recent PSA comparing smoking to tack football. After that we seem to be racing to the bottom, Steve diatribes, and Jackie brings it... Jenny Nicholson reviews the Joker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tsdOo_wO44 Smoking Vs Football PSA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrcSa6f37RE Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follo...
Episode 45 - Off the rails with Jess Part 2
October 14, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBThe last part of our 2 part podcast with Jess, Shaylin and Bill. Shaylin finally gets to list her movies. We then talk about paranormal activity, discuss furture podcast ideas and then remember that Jess never listed her movies. Finally we decide it would be a better idea to just end it. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 44 - Off the rails with Jess Part 1
October 06, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBThis week Steve is joined by Jess, one of the OG brainstormers for the podcast, Bill, the SpiceBeast, and Shaylin returns! Jess is a big crime buff, so we give her a "do you know your serial killers quiz. Well we try to. Then we discuss some of our favorite horror movies, and also a bunch of other random stuff. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 43 - Quiz Roulette: Sex Ed
September 29, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBIn today's episode Steve Jackie and Tim play quiz roulette, for every wrong answer we have to take a shot...of beer, we're not animals. We learn a great deal about Jackie and discover Steve doesn't like kids, or noises, I mean I guess the kids are ok its just the noises. Whatever, get off his porch. Want to take the quiz too? http://www.livingly.com/trivia/e_I7uwAkqHx/Can+Correctly+Answer+These+100+Questions+Sex Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us o...
Episode 42 - Everyone needs a bidet
September 22, 2019 17:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBIn this episode Jackie reveals a criminal past that involved barn animals. We also talk about how awful it might be to cook with your feet.
Episode 41 - We all need to go to more florida weddings
September 15, 2019 15:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBIn this weeks episode the gang discusses a "disastrous" wedding in florida, where the bridesmaid spices stuff up. We also chat about volcanoes and nukes. https://6abc.com/nesws/maid-of-honor-arrested-at-florida-wedding/1698705/ https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/eruption-mount-st-helens-1980/ Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 40 - How do you fail an "Are you a psycho" test?
September 08, 2019 15:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBIn this episode Steve, Jackie, and Tim confirm what most of you already know...Steve's a victim. We also discuss where the being a butt-hole line is for a variety of circumstances. want to take the test too? https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/psychopathy-quiz/ Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 39 - The Dancing Monkey Dances
September 01, 2019 15:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBIn today's episode your hero, alone but undaunted, vomits out 45 minutes of nonsense. Steve explores if he is in fact smarter than a 5 grader (he's is, but only barely), and doles out unsolicited and irresponsible advice about relationships, sending flowers and other stupid stuff. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 38 - Tips and Tricks of Pergo Laminate Flooring
August 25, 2019 15:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBSteve, Jackie and Tim discuss a poor mum that really misinterprets the meaning behind Play Girls in her sons room. How much are your organs worth? Also flooring. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 37 - Game of Florida Men
August 18, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBSteve, Jackie, and Tim play a game guess if the headline is from Florida. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 36 - Doby gets a condom, Exit the Spice Beast
August 10, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBWe are joined this week again by Bill - owner of The Spice Beast. We don't know how to describe this podcast. we discuss jello wresting, Tim getting beat up, and the best donuts. Also - if you're reading this - we love you! Want some kick ass spices? Help the local business! https://thespicebeast.com/ Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 35 - Episode X, Enter the Spice Beast
August 04, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBWe are joined this week by Bill - owner of The Spice Beast. We say joined, but we more or less blackmailed him. This is a pretty unstructured podcast in general and this episode is probably the most chaotic yet. We do cover some important topics like how bad we all are at geography, teasing keto, and a giant house fire that isn't our fault! Want some kick ass spices? Help the local business! https://thespicebeast.com/ Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Fol...
Episode 34 - Quizzes, sex dolls, and everything should be R rated
July 28, 2019 15:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBJackie and Tim were busy so Tracy and Steve stole the mics and recorded there own podcast this week; it's a study of long suffering Tracy and a dumb dumb Steve. We quiz each other about where we grew up, Tracy talks about how she was a hero, discuss an R rated version of Galaxy Quest, a Husband buys a sex doll, and women's pockets. Maine Quiz Welsh Quiz Galaxy Quest Girls can wear men's jeans And here is why they should Wife wants Husband to throw away a sex doll Want to say somethin...
Episode 33 - Strippendales
July 21, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MBWe are joined this week by Tracy! We discuss the in and outs of using children to secure an inflated pool on an SUV, finer points of stripping, and why it's wrong to Photoshop your wife's friends faces onto your smut. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 32 - Battle of the Sexes and Tims BF
July 14, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBIn this episode we discover that Shaylin is the most in-tune among us and Tim learns what it is like to be stalked by a creep. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 31 - Vagenomics
July 07, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBJackie and Shaylin return and Steve picked a topic near and dear to them. Tim and Steve learned today, and you may too! We also discuss some odd food choices, a video where someone nearly drowned feet away from a twerk-off, shake your tail feathers (the best party game), and a very unusual addiction. Diva Cup Cannibal (Tiger Meat) Sandwich Century Egg Balut Drowning Near Twerk-Off Can you spot the drowning person? Shake your tail feathers game Unusual Habit
Episode 30 - All the best ways to get arrested involve birds
June 30, 2019 15:00 - 55 minutes - 38 MBSteve and Tim are still by themselves. They discuss strange laws, rich people, and you can hear an old man type. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 29 - Well aimed toothpick
June 23, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBTim and Steve are solo for a couple of weeks. in this episode we talk about a woman not using the elevator correctly, a mans unbelievable tale about a toothpick and Tim joins Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/c0x8s1/hmc_because_i_had_one_too_many_cosmos/ Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 28 - Flobama or Alarida?
June 16, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBWe discuss a disturbing story regarding person toys and why they shouldn't be shared, stupid thing to say while under and Tim makes us sad. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 27 - Animal Facts and Urinal Etiquette
June 09, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBWe are really all over in this one - no idea how to describe it, we hope you enjoy. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 26 - Ovipositor and Elisa Lam
June 02, 2019 15:00 - 52 minutes - 24.2 MBTim teaches us about his favorite toy - the ovipositor Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 25 - Wait, where did he put it?
May 26, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 27.7 MBIn this episode we discuss a man doing untoward things to a stuffed horse, a woman is searching for a very special agent, and Jackie makes us use beeps. Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 24 - Hot Dog Lady, Texas Butt Tickler, and the Ladies Bathroom Sofa
May 19, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBIt's a bizzare week. We discuss a woman who took revenge seriously, and internally, a man was arrested for tickling sleeping mens bums and Steve learns that most womens restrooms have a sofa. Hot Dog Lady Texas Bum Hole Bandit Origin of the Ladies Bathroom Sofa? Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 23 - Say, would you like some milk?
May 05, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 33.4 MBWe discuss a woman who leaves her job to pursue a unique way to connect with her SO, Unwanted tattoos, Jackie and Trace seem to also have their own podcast going on...
Episode 22 - That's too many text messages, Tim's Knee
April 28, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 28.9 MBWe don't know what to say - there is no describing this.
Episode 21 - Harry Mancala, and not my bank account!
April 21, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBin today's episode we are joined by the Lovely Trace and friend of the show Shay Shay. We discuss a group calling themselves "snapists", a buzzkill at a bachelorette party, a dude survived 60 hours in an air pocket he found while his boat was sinking, Tim and Jackie have a discussion on why Jackie is right about her bank account. It's a lot of pennies! Snapists Bachelorette Party 60 Hours Underwater Divert Navy Ship due to sun glare Want to say something? Contact us at slowmotionminds...
Episode 20 - Beats Antique, Black Holes, Dolls, and Furries?
April 14, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.9 MBSteve tells the story of taking Tracy to see Beats Antique, somehow we discuss black holes, and a story of a Furry. Links: PBS Space Time minutephysics Grandma, no! BBC Doll Documentary Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 19 - Terrible pick-up lines, Bad first dates, and Shaylin is scared of deer
April 07, 2019 15:00 - 51 minutes - 23.8 MBSteve and Shaylin discuss cheesy pick up lines, why face licking is an automatic no go, baristas discuss the worst first dates they've seen, and a man wins a fight with a cougar. Also check out this wicked cool Pokemon wedding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 18 - Hanging out pregaming
March 31, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 27.6 MBIn this episode we say goodbye to an awesome friend; we miss you Kim! We also discuss a Facebook trend of searching for "Florida Man" and your birth date. How wrong it is to eat Velveeta, and Shaylin's wicked cool haircut.
Episode 17 - Glass Peen, Proctologists, Tim Gets Tasered
March 24, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 40.8 MBIn this weeks episode, Tracy bought a surprise home for Steve. We talk about prostate exams and then electrocute Tim. Turns out suing over hot coffee was legit. We also talk a little bit about one of our favorite bartenders leaving. Hot Coffee Facts (we don't recommend googling the images, this is a nice website that won't gross you out) Adam Brandy Pitbull Taser Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion....
Episode 16 - Ricktus Erectus, AITA, Dolphins and Ducks stink
March 17, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.5 MBWe jump around a lot in this one, and that is saying something. We discuss a cosmo article about nicknames for...dudes. Play a round of am i the a-hole, and discuss Tim's operation. Materials discussed: 1 - cosmo article 2 - "the database" 3 - dolphins getting high Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 15 - Crotch-Sweat Money
March 10, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 34.5 MBIn this episode Steve and Shaylin are joined by friend of the show, Eric. We discuss old training/propaganda videos and the horrors of the general public/working in retail. Videos Discussed 1 - Cold Drinks 2 - Publixs Customer Training 3 - How to be Well Groomed 4 - How to Say No Want to say something? Contact us at [email protected]. Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 14 - Finer points of floating, Tim muses about the statute of limitations
March 03, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBIn this episode we discuss a very improbable ritual regarding an intimate activity - with jumpers. Jackie and Tim recount criminal activities - Steve realizes he works with criminals. We urge you all to try and figure out what the heck Tim did in his stories - send us your guesses at [email protected]. Want to date Shaylin - send us an email or follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/slowmotion.minds.7
Episode 13 - Introducing Shaylin and Can you pass the citizenship test?
February 24, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MBOne of our friends joins us for this episode originally recorded just after Christmas. We discuss a few news stories, 23 & Me, Steve gives the kids a citizenship test. Old man discovers Rick and Morty. Cameos by the lovely Tracy and our cat Sappho.
Episode 12 - Angry Purse and the exploding Mega Powers!
February 17, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBIn this weeks episode, originally recorded in early December 2018 we discuss slang names for genitalia, the appropriate response to a loud neighbor, and the best practices for shooting a porn at an Airbnb. Oh, we also discuss discrimination at massage parlors, Tim gets upset and the kids get into an argument.
Episode 11 - Madam Jacque
February 10, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 32.6 MBWe discuss Coke advertising on Delta air lines, suing parents for not getting consent before having a baby, and Jackie figures out a new business idea.
Episode 10 Halloween in February
February 03, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 31.9 MBWe've been sick for the last couple of weeks, so here is an early episode we recorded back in October. We discuss ghosts, haunted dolls, read some 50 shades of grey fan fiction. Steve rambles about stuff he only half remembers correctly.
Episode 9 - Old man whines about Sabrina
January 27, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 32.7 MBToday Steve, Trace and Jackie hang out and talk about citizenship, jury duty, inaccurate geology, and Netflix's Sabrina.
Episode 8 Interview with the Cat
January 20, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBWe class it up this week. Join Steve and Tracy in an interview with Catalina Magnus. Cat has her own podcast, The Demagogue, available on anchor, itunes, spotify, etc. She also runs a blog which you can look at here: https://thedemagogue.me/ Cat and I discuss law, freedom, role of government in education, religion and spirituality.
Episode 7 Christian Harry Potter Fan Fiction
January 13, 2019 16:00 - 56 minutes - 26.1 MBWe read and review the most amazing fanfiction eve - the christian kind
Episode 6 Florida man, yelp reviews, and liquid television
January 06, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 39.2 MBWe can't explain this episode. We babble about Florida man articles, crazy yelp reviews and other topics. Don't forget to email us at [email protected], like us on Facebook too!