Slappin' Bird
79 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsSometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon.
We will declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
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Geppetto's Perfect Pets in Brookline Massachusetts with Mike (@callmespookeh)
February 17, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBIn one of our most theatrical episodes to date, we recap the past few episodes in an epic montage of real audio from an upcoming motion picture produced by Paramount recounting the story of Nico having his scrotum ripped off by one of our equine associates; we introduce our guest Mike Muniz, who hails from Connecticut and happens to be a fan of the podcast but also a very good friend of ours from long ago. Geppetto, owner of Perfect Pets, comes on to talk about his wonderful pet store for d...
Episode 19 Clip! Old Bay! Put it on your Body!
February 15, 2019 05:00 - 24 seconds - 260 KBOld Bay! Put it on your Body! Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpod
A Boy Disease
February 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBNate returns to settle the score, drink more NyQuil, and tell us the story of how he spent 10 days in prison for refusing to blow a cop. After this episode aired he was thrown in prison for trafficking kids into slave camps in Ukraine. We're also joined by Benjamin Netanyahoo, our frequent contributor. Follow Ben: @intragnizant
A Boy Disease with Nate (@junkdrunk401)
February 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBNate returns to settle the score, drink more NyQuil, and tell us the story of how he spent 10 days in prison for refusing to blow a cop. We're also joined by Benjamin Netanyahoo, our frequent contributor. Follow Nate: @junkdrunk401 on Instagram Follow Ben: @intragnizant
A Boy Disease
February 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBNate returns to settle the score, drink more NyQuil, and tell us the story of how he spent 10 days in prison for refusing to blow a cop. After this episode aired he was thrown in prison for trafficking kids into slave camps in Ukraine. We're also joined by Benjamin Netanyahoo, our frequent contributor. Follow Ben: @intragnizant
**EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CLIP** Eric Clapton's farewell performance of "Wonderful Tonight"!
February 05, 2019 05:00 - 4 minutes - 2.08 MBYou'll only hear it on Slappin Bird. Eric Clapton performs his last set EVER and we are the only ones with the audio.
**EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CLIP** Eric Clapton's farewell performance of "Wonderful Tonight"!
February 05, 2019 05:00 - 4 minutes - 2.08 MBYou'll only hear it on Slappin Bird. Eric Clapton performs his last set EVER and we are the only ones with the audio.
Free 21 Savage with Rene (@thehuman.will)
February 05, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 31.6 MBThis week we lost Nico to the brutal grip-strength of one of the equine associates, much to the chagrin of our beloved guest, Rene (@thehuman.will on Instagram), who is given the grim task of rifling through Nico's plasma-soaked belongings to find a note revealing his whereabouts. Luckily, Nico will be back after some reconstructive surgery in Brazil. We took some time to discuss current events, Rene goes off about his failing bachelorhood, and we conclude Alex is a Simp because he doesn't...
Things Happen On Boats with Nate aka DJ Nasty Nuts (@junkdrunk401) and Nial
January 30, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 34.8 MBThis week we had our highest-paid guest to date come on to tell us about his activities. Nate is an artist, electrician, father, and bestiality enthusiast who resides in Cranston, Rhode Island. A life-long RI native, Nate sheds some lights on some of his favorite things about Providence, the divine city, why the West End is the real Providence, talks about things he doesn't like about Rhode Island, and experimental techniques for getting off solo on ecstasy with just a warm facecloth and V...
Things Happen On Boats with Nate aka DJ Nasty Nuts (@junkdrunk401) and Nial
January 30, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 34.8 MBThis week we had our highest-paid guest to date come on to tell us about his activities. Nate is an artist, electrician, father, and bestiality enthusiast who resides in Cranston, Rhode Island. A life-long RI native, Nate sheds some lights on some of his favorite things about Providence, the divine city, why the West End is the real Providence, talks about things he doesn't like about Rhode Island, and experimental techniques for getting off solo on ecstasy with just a warm facecloth and V...
Shigusted with the Cheeto-In-Chief with The Pregame Podcast
January 20, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBThis week we're joined by fellow comics and podcasters from The Pregame Podcast, to partake in some good old local camaraderie of drinking, fighting, and swearing at each other loudly from across the room. We touch lightheartedly on a myriad of topics such as the pwesident serving hamburters, The Government Shutdown, the threat level of Baby Nation, the Spectrum of Fuck-Boyness (and where we all fall along that spectrum), and much more. The Pregame Podcast consists of Wole Akinbi (@wodoe...
Enrique Iglesias vs Baby Nation
January 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBIn Episode 15, our news team addresses the global threat of Baby Nation, an extremely dangerous army of babies bent of taking control of world power. However, the only one who seems to be in tune to this development is Enrique Iglesias, who has called to arms all of the "Awoken" to fight the Baby Nation and defeat Bruce, their leader. We unpack the newscast and the entire issue in our podcast, all those curious about the future of humanity should take heed.
Louis CK and CBT with Ben and Damien
January 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MBThis week in our return we discuss some hot topics like the return of disgraced stand-up comedian Louis CK, and explore other topics that are unrelated like experimental wiping techniques, the role of Stericycle in bear attacks, and how to increase survivability to 100% for the winter months. We also play some clips of our favorite moments in our first thirteen episodes, hoping that our corporate masters will allow us enough time on the Green Mile this week to come up with enough material ...
Sippin' Nog and Blastin' Faves
December 17, 2018 02:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MBIn a somber episode, we discuss the death of a our planned guest, Jim Strongbach, and the incarceration of our backup guest Scott. We discuss the early days of the internet, and Alex introduces his "surprise" policy of BDO - Big Dicks Only. We discuss whether Ariana Grande is a mythical succubus who seduces men towards death. And finally, we Big Up Sean and Ice Cream Jones' business partnership selling watches, slacks, and high end ice creams to the rich and famous.
Sippin' Nog and Blastin' Faves
December 17, 2018 02:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MBIn a somber episode, we discuss the death of a our planned guest, Jim Strongbach, and the incarceration of our backup guest Scott. We discuss the early days of the internet, and Alex introduces his "surprise" policy of BDO - Big Dicks Only. We discuss whether Ariana Grande is a mythical succubus who seduces men towards death. And finally, we Big Up Sean and Ice Cream Jones' business partnership selling watches, slacks, and high end ice creams to the rich and famous.
F*ck Bakery Pizza with S**n
December 11, 2018 12:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBThis week we're joined by our friend S**n. He shares some stories of drug abuse, expertise in baking, and attempts to remain anonymous while admitting to dicking down our moms behind a deli counter the offers award-winning meats. Alex peddles a theory that baby's foreskins are being harvested by the rich to be used in luxuriously creamy face lotions, and loses his mind over it. Nico markets a new product called Health Nuts, a new supplement that relies upon healthy young men with diet...
Posted Raw
December 03, 2018 02:00 - 1 hour - 32.6 MBGreg, Nico, and Alex fly troholo sans guest this week due to unforeseen scheduling problems and lack of funds. Fortunately they came with an arsenal of bits for your listening pleasure, from a brand new podcast sponsor, to a new ad by the Old Fashioned Irish Building Company, a new company building homes way out of code and way too small for modern needs. It's a new way for us to reduce our impact on the earth. Also, Lord of the Rings gay porn fan fiction is created.
A Very Special Thanksgiving Episode with Nial, Pt 2
November 28, 2018 13:00 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MBIn the second part of our double-ended episode with Nial, we continue to let things go wrong and nothing is really going right, until the Gods of Metal open the sky, encumbering us with the vocal chords of Heavy Metal Royalty. Sha na, na na, na na, na na na na! Check out the parts of the podcast that didn't make the cut and other clips on our YouTube channel, Slappin Bird Pod.
A Very Special Thanksgiving Episode with Nial, Part 1
November 24, 2018 22:00 - 51 minutes - 23.8 MBIn a bloated double feature, Nial joins us to recount stories of our childhood, share some of his opinions (which belong to Nial and Nial alone and do not represent the views of the Opinion Corps™). Several new products are unveiled, many songs are made, and sometimes Nial is unable to control his volume so be ready to touch the dial. Episode 10 coming soon, and exclusive content from the cutting room floor will be available on our Youtube Channel, SlappinBirdPod.
The Target Smell with Rene
November 03, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.5 MBAfter losing Episode 7 to a devastating terrorist attack, the gang regroups and reflects on their premature vehicle purchases and ponders the floating blood skull of the lizard at Target, and why the man behind the 2-way mirror won't stop screaming.
The Target Smell with Rene
November 03, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.5 MBAfter losing Episode 7 to a devastating terrorist attack, the gang regroups and reflects on their premature vehicle purchases and ponders the floating blood skull of the lizard at Target, and why the man behind the 2-way mirror won't stop screaming.
Live from the International Ben Station with Ben and D
October 07, 2018 04:00 - 54 minutes - 25.1 MBThe podly crew takes their show on the road, ten miles up the road that is, to Ben's humble abode. A steaming wolves den with dripping walls that stinks of weed, beer, and pizza. Just what the doctor ordered.
Uncle Ben's Ready Rice
October 01, 2018 04:00 - 49 minutes - 22.8 MBThis episode features Uncle Ben, creator of Uncle Ben's ready rice, revealing the secrets to his irresistible, N'awlean's style rice dishes available in the pasta aisle. On the docket as well are the Kavanaugh hearings, and Brett's chances of winning in a fight against Russell Crowe.
Uncle Ben's Ready Rice
October 01, 2018 04:00 - 49 minutes - 22.8 MBThis episode features Uncle Ben, creator of Uncle Ben's ready rice, revealing the secrets to his irresistible, N'awlean's style rice dishes available in the pasta aisle. On the docket as well are the Kavanaugh hearings, and Brett's chances of winning in a fight against Russell Crowe.
Let's Get Chrispy with Chris(p) Morin (maker of the Slappin' Bird Artwork)
September 23, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 36.6 MBOur special guest Chris(p) Morin sits in on an eventful evening interrupt unceremoniously by "Ice Cream Jones" (a recently released pedophile posing as a children's radio talk show host), Western Griparoni (the guru on all things Western Grip), and the Handjob Witch.
The Throwed
September 15, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.1 MBWe finally reveal the meaning of "slappin' bird"! We are joined by our commandante Damien Grizzly-Fjordensen where we discuss our Bar Mitzvah's and how Nico's Rabbi wore a Go-Pro during his Bris; we formally thank Chris(p) Morin who made our Pod Artwork, we Big Up Dick's Sporting Goods and Modell's, Stericycle, and CVS (our corporate sponsors), and whatever else unfolds in the madness. The Weeknd makes an appearance to plug his tchotchke collection, which is comprehensive. Most of the episod...
The Throwed
September 15, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.1 MBWe finally reveal the meaning of "slappin' bird"! We are joined by our commandante Damien Grizzly-Fjordensen where we discuss our Bar Mitzvah's and how Nico's Rabbi wore a Go-Pro during his Bris; we formally thank Chris(p) Morin who made our Pod Artwork, we Big Up Dick's Sporting Goods and Modell's, Stericycle, and CVS (our corporate sponsors), and whatever else unfolds in the madness. The Weeknd makes an appearance to plug his tchotchke collection, which is comprehensive. Most of the episod...
Elon Musk Smokes Crack with Joe Rogan
September 13, 2018 04:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MBIn this week's episode we discuss the much-ado on the legendary hand style "western grip", and speak with Elon Musk's attorney about his use of Angel Dust. We're also visited by the Handjob Witch, and descend into madness, but recover. We are also looking for a production assistant to abuse and harass!
Best of Rhode Island! Clam!
September 13, 2018 04:00 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MBWe talk a little about ourselves, CERN, the left buttcheek fuckfest, and Twix, before diving deep into the best things our little state has to offer. Because who said being small had to mean "boring"! Right?! We'll take you on a journey through our humble, yet exciting home! EnjoyY!